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  • AUS-97HORN
    AUS-97HORN

    For the love of Christ woman,  stop posting the same fucking thing every 20 mins just to make your neurotic self feel better.     Bring something useful to the thread other than your inane babbli

  • Im_smarter_then_you
    Im_smarter_then_you

  • InkaUtexas
    InkaUtexas

    I volunteered today. Log/Admin role to replace people for 30-60 days. The operation is in the west, or should the Orcs win will be pulled back behind the NATO wall. Either way the humanitarian effort

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#78504

This is really important and people should be aware that it’s going to ramp up.

https://news.yahoo.com/ukraines-defence-intelligence-lists-potential-203500285.html

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"The special operation Maidan-3 will culminate in March-May 2024, and in the coming weeks, the enemy will cease all efforts to spread narratives harmful to global security and incite conflicts – both within Ukraine and in other parts of the world where Ukraine is effectively supported.

The campaign methodology is traditional for the Russian special services: to question the legitimacy of government decisions made in Ukraine after 20 May, to instil fear and despair, to artificially clash civilians against the military, to foment quarrels with our allies, and to spread all kinds of conspiracy theories in society.

This is happening in the context of the Russian Federation's public statements about the development of new types of superweapons, which the Russians claim will ensure Russia's technical superiority over the West for the next decade. This is done with the intention to convey that resisting Russia's goals in Ukraine is dangerous for the world, and Russia will pressure other countries to engage in direct dialogue on Ukraine without our participation.

Furthermore, the Russians will use their own agents of influence in Ukraine and around the world to organise various protests, deliberately undermining the process of exchanging prisoners of war.

According to the enemy's plan, the situation in our country will deteriorate in the first half of June, and then, taking advantage of the situation, Ukraine will be militarily defeated in the east; this is the central concept of their operation.

 

 

#78505
2 hours ago, InkaUtexas said:

Fuck Mush and Kim Dotcom.

Yeah if Ukraine had lost 440,000 soldiers, the Russians would be in Kyiv.

I’m really curious what Putin’s speech tomorrow (tonight for those of us on Surly) will be.  I don’t see how he can reinforce anything in Moldova, and talking shit about it will just stir up more support against Russia.  He won’t mention Navalny, or any other opposition leaders by name.  I’m sure he will trot out the Ukrainians = Nazis thing. Will claim Ukraine is still not a country.   He will probably threaten NATO with nukes again.

#78506
Do not believe anything until the Kremlin denies it™️ https://t.co/xHVPrjgrTG

 

The Russian occupied Transnistria region of Moldova have asked for “Russian protection”. At current rates, my army will arrive in 15 years having suffered 7.5 million casualties while my airforce & navy will no longer exist. I remain a master strategist.
We are so confident of our claims about Ukraine’s casualties that we delete tweets cos we are mocked too hard about them & but can’t take that.

 

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#78507

 

⚡️ Russian media: Moscow to consider Transnistria's 'protection' appeal.https://t.co/UfHoZ2RKdb

Sanctions working

The Russian Minister of Finance, Siluanov, appears to be giving his best CryptoBro pitch to BRICS 😂 and that BRICS needed to “have an independent settlement system “outside politics””Russia’s being hypocritical, I’ll explain…https://t.co/XQzJVzLwJl https://t.co/vJtmDbCayp

 

#78508

Somebody mad about Sweden

💬 #Zakharova: Sweden's accession to NATO & its rejection of military non-alignment inevitably contributes to turning the Northern European region into a zone of potential confrontation.❌Sweden's NATO membership will lead to a significant loss of national sovereignty for them.
💬 #Zakharova: Denmark’s decision to follow Sweden in closing the investigation into the September 2022 terrorist attacks against the #NordStream pipelines clearly proves that Western countries are not interested in exposing those who actually ordered & carried out these attacks.

 

#78509
On 2/27/2024 at 4:20 PM, Brisketexan said:

Other suggested Surly submissions:

It's HIMARS o'clock, and OU still sucks

Is it muledick?

This shell is worthless without pics

Tits or get blown the fuck up

To complain about being blown up by this shell, PM Derka

May this shell kill more men than Nicole44 has

Vatnik: your life is worth tree fiddy

 

 

You are banned for life. 5..4..3..2..

#78510
East of Orlivka, Donetsk Oblast, Ukrainian forces ambushed a Russian formation moving towards the town. Seen here, multiple Russian vehicles are hit, with one BMP taking a Ukrainian ATGM before crashing off the side of the O0542 road.
Earlier today, the Belgian government announced that it would be joining the Czech-led effort to procure artillery shells for Ukraine.Belgium will provide €200 million, reportedly funding roughly 50,000 shells.
#78511
In a M777 graveyard, Ukrainian mechanics try to patch together artillery guns by using parts from other damaged howitzers as concerns rise over Kyiv’s ability to maintain weapons crucial for the fight against Russia https://t.co/cCky2eYyFz #UkraineWar #UkraineRussiaWar

 

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#78512
BREAKING:Financial Times reports that President Milei is planning to organize a “South American Support Summit" for Ukraine later this year.He wants South America to start pitching in with North America and Europe in the effort to help Ukraine win the war with Russia🇦🇷🇺🇦
AGAIN 🔥+2 russian Su-34 fighter-bomber were shot down in the eastern direction.It's 13 destroyed russian planes in 12 days, so we're running out of jokes about russian aircraft.

 

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#78513
The audience reacts to Putin's speech.Caption this video?
Notice the pin on the behind...

 

 

#78514
The Russian anti-aircraft missile system Pantsir S-1 "laid to rest" in Sochi

 

BREAKING:Bulgaria will send 100 BTR Armored Personnel Carriers to Ukraine “within the coming days”The news were delivered by Bulgaria’s Defense Minister Todor Tagarev.🇧🇬🇺🇦

 

 

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#78515

Ukraine is claiming 3 downed Su-34s this morning.

3 russian planes were downed today. Here is a dance to celebrate.
#78516

did Ukraine hack the Russians IFF system or something?

Unless the Russians are actually stupid enough to continue to get within 100 miles of the front line. , losing that many aircraft miles from the front probably means something other than the Patriot is probably in play. 

 

#78519
18 minutes ago, Parliament said:

Are those Russian shitbox fighters made by Boeing?

Nah 

 

They made by Bing....Chandler Bing 

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#78520
4 hours ago, KYHorn said:
BREAKING:Financial Times reports that President Milei is planning to organize a “South American Support Summit" for Ukraine later this year.He wants South America to start pitching in with North America and Europe in the effort to help Ukraine win the war with Russia🇦🇷🇺🇦
AGAIN 🔥+2 russian Su-34 fighter-bomber were shot down in the eastern direction.It's 13 destroyed russian planes in 12 days, so we're running out of jokes about russian aircraft.

 

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#78523
5 hours ago, KYHorn said:
BREAKING:Financial Times reports that President Milei is planning to organize a “South American Support Summit" for Ukraine later this year.He wants South America to start pitching in with North America and Europe in the effort to help Ukraine win the war with Russia🇦🇷🇺🇦

At first glance I was like, what is Bob doing with a chainsaw? And why is he in Ukraine?

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#78524
In the first two months of 2024, the Ukrainian defense-industrial complex produced about 200,000 FPV drones, Deputy Minister of Strategic Industries Hanna Gvozdyar said. Ukraine aims to produce up to 1 million FPV drones this year. https://t.co/8BfJXcYJza

 

BREAKING:Defense Minister @KosiniakKamysz just signed an agreement with the US to buy the IBCS plug-and-fight network for 6 Patriot air defense batteries & 23 Narew AD batteriesIBCS will give Poland the world’s most modern air defense systemToday’s deal cost USD 2.6 billion
#78525

Seems like the US is running a drug dealer scheme.  We give out a taste here and there and suddenly everyone who can afford it is hooked.   

#78526
21 minutes ago, Nivek said:

Seems like the US is running a drug dealer scheme.  We give out a taste here and there and suddenly everyone who can afford it is hooked.   

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#78527
7 hours ago, Schulz2.0 said:

Ukraine is claiming 3 downed Su-34s this morning.

3 russian planes were downed today. Here is a dance to celebrate.

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#78530
A Russian voenkor talks about how Russian soldiers are being wounded or killed by DPICM submunition duds because they are stepping on them or picking them up. https://t.co/hoIXrlfhx0

 

Video of FPV strikes, including with thermal optics, by Ukrainian SBU Alpha on Russian armor, artillery, trucks, and boats. https://t.co/cRLePbXkFq

 

#78531

I’ll look up Julia Davis’s translation of Putin’s speech later, but apparently lots of saber rattling towards NATO and the US, as expected.

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-68435163

  • Putin warned that any deployment of Western troops in Ukraine would have "tragic" consequences
  • He claimed Western rhetoric threatened a "conflict with the use of nuclear arms and consequently the destruction of civilisation"
  • Putin also said the Russian military had the "initiative" in the two-year, full-scale invasion of Ukraine, and was advancing in a number of areas

In his annual state of the nation address, President Putin accused the West of trying to drag Russia into an arms race.

At the same time, he said that Russia needed to strengthen its defences on its western border now that Sweden and Finland were joining Nato.

President Putin said the West "provoked" the conflict in Ukraine and "continues to lie, without any embarrassment, saying that Russia allegedly intends to attack Europe"

….

President Putin also boasted about Russia's sophisticated weapons - like hypersonic aircraft and unmanned underwater vehicles - and said that Russia's strategic nuclear forces are in a "state of full readiness".

Notably, President Putin explicitly referred to the two years of fighting in Ukraine as a "war", despite his repeated insistence that Russia's invasion should be described as a "special military operation". 

He said that an "absolute majority" of Russians supported his decision to invade Ukraine, and that the Russian people were now united against what he called Western attempts to weaken the country.

He also hit out at accusations from the US that Russia is developing nuclear weapons for use against satellites in space.

. . .

Indeed, much of the address focused on domestic issues ranging from the modernisation of the tax system to pensions and incentives aimed at boosting Russia's dwindling birth rate.

He also talked about the need to improve the health of the nation, announcing a series of measures aimed at boosting Russia's life expectancy, which at 70 is currently one of the lowest in Europe.

Urging people to focus on physical activity and cut down alcohol consumption, he joked: "Stop drinking and start skiing!"

The speech lasted a record two hours and was attended by all senior politicians, the CEOs of oil and gas firms Rosneft and Gazprom, as well as religious leaders of all denominations.

It was broadcast on giant screens across Moscow, and several cinemas in Russian cities reportedly screened it free of charge. 

As expected, there was no mention of the death of Alexei Navalny, the opposition leader who died in a Siberian penal colony two weeks ago and who many saw as President Putin's greatest opponent.

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Him denying they were working on nukes as satellite killers means they are totally doing it.

#78532

I think the funeral is tomorrow.

Meanwhile in Russia: Roman Golovanov argued that everyone who attends Alexei Navalny's funeral, except for his relatives, should be arrested. This and more in my latest article, linked below ⤵️https://t.co/k0oLMmH4rO

Tucker may want to stay away from windows, tea, and door knobs

I guess Tucker Carlson isn't pleased with Putin's criticism of the interview and isn't planning to return to Russia anytime soon. Tucker said that Putin's claim that Russia is embroiled in the "denazification" of Ukraine is "one of the dumbest things" he had ever heard.

 

#78533
Police in Moscow are preparing for Navalny's funeral tomorrowThere are barriers waiting to be installed at the church where his memorial service will be held and also at the cemetery where he's meant to be buried Signs are telling people not to filmhttps://t.co/ykDFycNrFn

 

#78535
28 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

I think the funeral is tomorrow.

Meanwhile in Russia: Roman Golovanov argued that everyone who attends Alexei Navalny's funeral, except for his relatives, should be arrested. This and more in my latest article, linked below ⤵️https://t.co/k0oLMmH4rO

Tucker may want to stay away from windows, tea, and door knobs

I guess Tucker Carlson isn't pleased with Putin's criticism of the interview and isn't planning to return to Russia anytime soon. Tucker said that Putin's claim that Russia is embroiled in the "denazification" of Ukraine is "one of the dumbest things" he had ever heard.

 

Tucker is laundering his reputation to be more effective.  Now every time he talks about how Ukraine needs to lose and Russia will win he will begin with “now I’m record saying that I think Putin is stupid. But the facts are that….”

#78536
15 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:
Police in Moscow are preparing for Navalny's funeral tomorrowThere are barriers waiting to be installed at the church where his memorial service will be held and also at the cemetery where he's meant to be buried Signs are telling people not to filmhttps://t.co/ykDFycNrFn

 

Russia: building more robust defenses against funeral attendees in Moscow than it builds against infantry assaults in Ukraine.

#78537
12 minutes ago, drt said:

Could it be F16s are finally in theater?

I doubt it. The US has a new air to air missile coming on line this year called the AIM 240. My guess is our friends at Raytheon talked someone into clearing out a few crates of AIM 120 AMRAAMS to make some room in the warehouse. The Ukes may have figured out how to hang one or two off a long range drone. 

#78538
1 hour ago, drt said:

Could it be F16s are finally in theater?

1 hour ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

I doubt it. The US has a new air to air missile coming on line this year called the AIM 240. My guess is our friends at Raytheon talked someone into clearing out a few crates of AIM 120 AMRAAMS to make some room in the warehouse. The Ukes may have figured out how to hang one or two off a long range drone. 

I was thinking drones with air-to-air capabilities, but could also be them using drones to put Russian air defenses on edge.  

#78540
5 hours ago, drt said:

Could it be F16s are finally in theater?

In my dream, the US is using some sort of super nuke satellite shit to knock ruskie planes from the sky. Something akin to the bullshit super weapon Putin keeps alluding to, but we all know that he is full of shit, and does not have

. Basically calling his bluff and showing him that we, in fact, have what he is completely making up and we are using it on him in front of the entire world.

Well, that and a Kiera Knightly, Natalie Portman threesome.

#78541
⚡️ A giant queue has gathered in Moscow for Navalny's farewellHowever, the ceremony is being postponed due to a delay in giving out the politician's body.

 

People are applauding and shouting ‘Navalny!’ as the hearse carrying his body arrives at the church

 

#78542
8 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

My less than 2 cents:

Europe is preparing for a possible administration change in the US.

They know they may be alone vs pooty.

Good. When they’re not, it will be, as Macron put it, a bonus. 

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#78543
House Republican Brian Fitzpatrick is preparing a discharge petition to bypass House Speaker Johnson and expedite aid to Ukraine. Fitzpatrick said he hasn't decided what version of Ukraine aid the discharge petition would try to bring to the floor. https://t.co/bmLRSQdc9l

 

Greece is preparing to transfer new security assistance to Ukraine, which may include air defense and anti-aircraft weapons. These are weapons that are no longer used by Greece's own armed forces."We are supplying Ukraine with everything we can and everything we have been asked…

 

 

#78544

I’m still surprised the Russians didn’t crack down hard, but I expect a bunch of these people to be rounded up later on when things die down,

Navalny was buried:

Alexey Navalny’s coffin has been lowered into the ground to the sound of Frank Sinatra’s ‘My Way,’ his team reported during a live transmission of the burial ceremony.

Navalny’s team also said it is struggling with transmission due to communication jamming at the location. CNN has been experiencing similar issues. 

#78546
14 hours ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

I doubt it. The US has a new air to air missile coming on line this year called the AIM 240. My guess is our friends at Raytheon talked someone into clearing out a few crates of AIM 120 AMRAAMS to make some room in the warehouse. The Ukes may have figured out how to hang one or two off a long range drone. 

AIM 260. I believe Ukraine already has been provided AIM 120 variants for use in the NASAMS air defense system. I assume, but don't know, those AIM-120s could still be used by aircraft like the F-16 with minimal work. 

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