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  • AUS-97HORN
    AUS-97HORN

    For the love of Christ woman,  stop posting the same fucking thing every 20 mins just to make your neurotic self feel better.     Bring something useful to the thread other than your inane babbli

  • Im_smarter_then_you
    Im_smarter_then_you

  • InkaUtexas
    InkaUtexas

    I volunteered today. Log/Admin role to replace people for 30-60 days. The operation is in the west, or should the Orcs win will be pulled back behind the NATO wall. Either way the humanitarian effort

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#82153
The moment when the Russian Sukhoi Superjet-100 crashed, yesterday. Incidents like this are doomed to happen even more. Russian quality combined with sanctions will do their part.Source: Telegram / Shot— (((Tendar))) (@Tendar)
#82154
Spoiler

 

Closer, more gruesome angle.  Spoilered for fatality.  Supposedly was a trial run preparing for an air show, not actually combat.  The bounce and slide is actually kind of impressive in a gruesome sort of way.

#82157
7 minutes ago, SurlyGator said:

Thanks?

It was in reference to your last sentence.

The bounce and slide is actually kind of impressive in a gruesome sort of way.”


 

 

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#82158

I merely meant I was impressed the fuselage remained intact and didn't break up.  I guess there was just enough lateral force to prevent the terminal splat at the point of impact.  Inner analytical coming out, even in the midst of tragedy.  But, it's Russian tragedy, so...

#82161
3 hours ago, Dahobbs said:

I don't think we still have any napalm ordinance. 

Isn’t it just gasoline and soap?

#82162
19 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

Isn’t it just gasoline and soap?

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“Not when Dow Chemical sells it - then it’s a really expensive secret thing…”

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#82163
Legendary US Air Force F-16 pilot Dan Hampton is ready to defend the skies of Ukraine.Dan Hampton is the best F-16 Pilot in American history. He is a retired lieutenant colonel with 151 combat missions to his credit, is ready to to Fly Ukrainina F-16's to combat Russian…

Legendary US Air Force F-16 pilot Dan Hampton is ready to defend the skies of Ukraine.

Dan Hampton is the best F-16 Pilot in American history.  He is a retired lieutenant colonel with 151 combat missions to his credit, is ready to to Fly Ukrainina F-16's to combat Russian agression. 

#82166
52 minutes ago, KYHorn said:

Legendary US Air Force F-16 pilot Dan Hampton is ready to defend the skies of Ukraine.

Dan Hampton is the best F-16 Pilot in American history.  He is a retired lieutenant colonel with 151 combat missions to his credit, is ready to to Fly Ukrainina F-16's to combat Russian agression. 

Even though he’s an aggy, dude has brass balls, and took out over 20 SAM sites as a Wild Weasel.  He’s exactly what Ukraine needs.

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#82168
Ukraine map updates:🇺🇦 forces have reclaimed territory north of Kharkiv, securing most of Hlyboke along with its northern fortifications.Note: 🇷🇺 advances marked here are confirmations of earlier control and not new advances.

 

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#82169

Been awhile since I dumped my allocation of pos rep on this thread.  Did that just now.  I love all you guys.  Slava Ukraine

#82170

https://www.scrippsnews.com/world/world-history/ukraines-women-warriors/keeping-up-with-ukraine-s-fearless-women-warriors

If the video doesn't post, it is worth visiting the page.

Keeping up with Ukraine's fearless women warriors

Since the Ukraine-Russia war began, Scripps News has been following courageous Ukrainian women on the front lines. Here's an update on their stories.
 
 
 
 
 
Posted at 8:37 PM, Feb 21, 2024

Scripps News met Maj. Uliana Sozanska last spring near the front lines in Bakhmut, Ukraine.

Just weeks before the meeting, she had led an air force band, far from any battlefield. However, when her only brother fell victim to a Russian attack, everything changed. Fueled by the desire to avenge his death, she enlisted in the same unit with which he had fought.

Sozanska said that her brother’s motto was, “A warrior lives as long as people remember him.” Now her brother’s photo is displayed on a huge banner in the heart of Ukraine's capital. 

Suzanka shared with us a photo of her new tattoo honoring her brother. In the new year, she’s now posting on social media photos of herself at the front, writing, “Never will we give up!”

Shifting focus to another remarkable woman: For nearly two years, Scripps News followed Emerald and her fairy-tale journey from jeweler, to sniper, to wife and then mother.

The dramatic developments in the life of the woman known as "Ukraine’s Joan of Arc" continue to unfold.

While she is still in Kyiv raising her daughter, she announced on social media that she is getting a divorce.

But that has not stopped her from continuing to leave a legacy. 

She is now using her fame in Ukraine to advocate on behalf of victims of domestic violence, founding an organization with over 700 volunteers as her new front line.

Now let's talk about the commander of a Ukrainian mortar platoon, whose call sign is "Witch."

To meet Witch last winter, Scripps News journeyed near the front line, under constant Russian shelling. 

Witch, a lawyer turned mortar commander, offered insight into how many women, who weren't allowed to serve in combat positions before 2016, are now thriving in a male-dominated military. 

We recently had a reunion when we reported our story about Witch's mentee, Demon, the young 19-year-old mortarwoman. 

Ukraine’s military has promoted her again, making her one of the highest-ranking women on the battlefield. Witch is still fighting.

Copyright 2024 Scripps Media, Inc. All rights reserved. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten, or redistributed.

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#82171
13 hours ago, Schulz2.0 said:
Russian mother:She better not take my money

While in the US Navy in the 90’s there were plenty of stories about multiple enlisted guys being “married” to the same woman/stripper.   The military pays you more if you are married or have kids, so women would draw in guys with sex and convince them to get “married” and split the pay increase.  
 

I imagine that Russia has a somewhat similar cottage industry growing right now, but the Russian women are looking for the life insurance as much as anything.

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#82172
4 minutes ago, ABSR said:

While in the US Navy in the 90’s there were plenty of stories about multiple enlisted guys being “married” to the same woman/stripper.   The military pays you more if you are married or have kids, so women would draw in guys with sex and convince them to get “married” and split the pay increase.  

So... normal marriage then? 

#82173
2 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

So... normal marriage then? 

Except the split in regular marriages is much worse for the guys….but yes.

#82174
26 minutes ago, ABSR said:

While in the US Navy in the 90’s there were plenty of stories about multiple enlisted guys being “married” to the same woman/stripper.   The military pays you more if you are married or have kids, so women would draw in guys with sex and convince them to get “married” and split the pay increase.  
 

I imagine that Russia has a somewhat similar cottage industry growing right now, but the Russian women are looking for the life insurance as much as anything.

I was in the Navy from 07 to 13. I knew plenty of guys that married women for the housing allowance benefits. Same woman, no.

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#82175
1 hour ago, ABSR said:

While in the US Navy in the 90’s there were plenty of stories about multiple enlisted guys being “married” to the same woman/stripper.   

 The military pays you more if you are married or have kids, so women would draw in guys with sex and convince them to get “married” and split the pay increase.  

What about soldiers?

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#82176

My wife has told me stories about "base queens" who would marry a guy about to be deployed, get the money and what not, then target a new guy rotating back in.  They'd then file for divorce right about the time the first dude is due to come home from deployment, marry the new guy (who is due to be deployed shortly) and so on and so forth.  Worse, often times they'd seal each relationship with a kid.  Basically, a guy would come home and instead of a wife, perhaps a kid, and all his money be waiting for him, he's got nothing.  A lot of these guys are the sharpest knives in the kitchen, so I can see how a bit of sex and empty promises could easily get them.  

#82177
2 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

A lot of these guys are the sharpest knives in the kitchen, so I can see how a bit of sex and empty promises could easily get them.  

Kind of fixed.

#82178
On the Kharkiv front, units of the National Guard's "OMEGA" group destroyed a Russian Spartak armored fighting vehicle, valued at approximately $500,000.

 

#82179
2 hours ago, BamaATL said:

My wife has told me stories about "base queens" who would marry a guy about to be deployed, get the money and what not, then target a new guy rotating back in.  They'd then file for divorce right about the time the first dude is due to come home from deployment, marry the new guy (who is due to be deployed shortly) and so on and so forth.  Worse, often times they'd seal each relationship with a kid.  Basically, a guy would come home and instead of a wife, perhaps a kid, and all his money be waiting for him, he's got nothing.  A lot of these guys are the sharpest knives in the kitchen, so I can see how a bit of sex and empty promises could easily get them.  

hang on...

 

are you saying undersexed 18 year old males can be manipulated by the lure of pussy?

 

HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE!!!!!!

#82181

In the Marines we’d call them WestPac Widows (on the west coast) and MedFloat Mamas (on the East). Whenever a MEU would go out which was roughly every six months or so, there would be a whole lot more women popping up in the clubs with tanned ring lines on their fingers.

#82182
51 minutes ago, MillerEP said:

In the Marines we’d call them WestPac Widows (on the west coast) and MedFloat Mamas (on the East). Whenever a MEU would go out which was roughly every six months or so, there would be a whole lot more women popping up in the clubs with tanned ring lines on their fingers.

AKA “Cheater bands”

#82183
1 hour ago, Parliament said:

Young people, Man.

Getting laid and getting paid were the priorities, and the order depended upon what time of the month it was.

 

#82186
50 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

That record isn't the only thing that's broken. So is the zipper on my jeans. 

I'd let her break a few of my ribs with those legs wrapped around me.  

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#82189
"The last patrol ship of the Russian Black Sea Fleet is leaving our Crimea right now. Remember this day," Navy Spokesman Pletenchuk said.

 

#82190
A GoPro video shows the intense combat atmosphere with support from Bradley IFVs. All resources, including artillery, heavy armor, intelligence, and cooperation with other units, are focused on supporting the infantry. The footage features two crews from the 3rd Mechanized…

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#82191

 

810th brigade is getting hit!!!from russian tg"Once again, in several directions, FPV operators set up an ambush..Be careful. This is not a story where a couple of drones stick into a loaf...It happens like this - one or two drones are looking for a target. As soon as they…

810th brigade is getting hit!!!
from russian tg

"Once again, in several directions, FPV operators set up an ambush..

Be careful. This is not a story where a couple of drones stick into a loaf...

It happens like this - one or two drones are looking for a target. As soon as they are found, they work on one at a time, one minute apart. At this time, another 5-6 drones fly out and burn equipment and people to dust. Then a pause..

What happens next, and here carefully!

The evacuation group arrives and about 6 more drones work on it. In total, there were 3 waves in 30 minutes. In terms of quantity, this is about 15 drones. In terms of losses - 3 vehicles, 4x200 and 7x300. The wounds are serious."

The situation described above is real, from our fellow physician.

 

#82192

The whole golf cart thing - they’ve been using them for a while, and acquired thousands last year because they aren’t able to get their infantry vehicles out of storage and refurbished fast enough

https://www.forbes.com/sites/davidaxe/2024/03/04/its-true-the-russian-army-attacked-ukrainian-positions-in-open-top-golf-carts/

https://www.forbes.com/sites/davidaxe/2024/03/22/russias-golf-cart-troops-dont-stand-a-chance/

https://www.forbes.com/sites/davidaxe/2024/03/14/golf-carts-and-1960s-tanks-minus-their-turrets-as-russia-runs-out-of-purpose-made-combat-vehicles-its-getting-creative--and-desperate/

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Russian industry manufactures around 30 new infantry fighting vehicles a month. So the Russian military losing 200 IFVs between Feb. 14 and March 14 is ... a problem. A problem the Kremlin solves, in part, by pulling old Cold War IFVs out of storage, minimally refurbishing them and shipping them off to the front line at a rate of around 50 a month.

But these stocks of old vehicles are finite. There probably are just a few thousand older IFVs left in storage, and many have rusted beyond repair. Struggling to generate combat vehicles after two years of hard fighting that has cost them no fewer than 3,500 IFVs—two-thirds of the pre-war force—the Russians visibly are getting desperate.

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That desperation helps to explains two odd, do-it-yourself Russian IFVs that—according to Ukrainian drone-operator “Kriegsforscher”—recently appeared at the front, apparently around the ruins of Avdiivka in eastern Ukraine.

One was a 1960s-vintage T-62 tank with its turret removed, leaving an empty space in its 32-ton hull for infantry to crouch inside. The other was a 35-ton BTS-2 engineering vehicle based on a T-54 tank from the 1950s, apparently also missing its top equipment—specifically, its crane and winch—in order to make space for passengers. “It looked … creepy,” Kriegsforscher wrote about the DIY IFVs. But surely not as creepy as one of the main alternatives for the vehicle-starved Russians: Chinese golf carts.

 

#82193
On 7/13/2024 at 4:08 PM, KYHorn said:
Legendary US Air Force F-16 pilot Dan Hampton is ready to defend the skies of Ukraine.Dan Hampton is the best F-16 Pilot in American history. He is a retired lieutenant colonel with 151 combat missions to his credit, is ready to to Fly Ukrainina F-16's to combat Russian…

Legendary US Air Force F-16 pilot Dan Hampton is ready to defend the skies of Ukraine.

Dan Hampton is the best F-16 Pilot in American history.  He is a retired lieutenant colonel with 151 combat missions to his credit, is ready to to Fly Ukrainina F-16's to combat Russian agression. 

o7

 

#82194

Compiling different posts here from opposite sides, including Rybar, so keep that in mind 

The US military attaché who was found dead in Kyiv was engaged in the delivery of F-16s to UkraineThe deceased was Richard Harry Kirlin, the relevant obituary was posted on the Legacy website. The man worked in the US Air Force and the Pentagon.He died of cardiac arrest at…

The US military attaché who was found dead in Kyiv was engaged in the delivery of F-16s to Ukraine

The deceased was Richard Harry Kirlin, the relevant obituary was posted on the Legacy website. The man worked in the US Air Force and the Pentagon.

He died of cardiac arrest at the age of 57 on June 25 in a hotel room.

🇺🇸🇺🇦 Details have emerged of the death of the attaché at the US embassy in Kyiv at the end of June: the deceased was military adviser Richard Harry Kirlin, who had been in his last post for only 10 days.

According to information online, the American had a very rich record of service - during his career he held positions in the Air Force, the Central Command of the Armed Forces and information technology, as well as in the State Department in missions in Mauritania, Honduras and Saudi Arabia. In Ukraine he was engaged in the organization of deliveries of F-16 fighter jets.

According to the official version, Kirlin died in his hotel room at the Hilton, with no signs of violence found on his body. Later, the media, citing certain sources, even added that he "suffered from high cholesterol".

️His sudden death almost immediately after his arrival in Ukraine, his occupation and details of his biography give some reason to believe that the U.S. military advisor died under circumstances somewhat different from those publicly stated. For example, in the course of a strike on one of the airfields or command posts.

 

#82199

Russia:

In Buryatia, after an explosion at the Gusinoozyorskaya TPP, two out of three power units were shut down. More than 115,000 people were left without electricity.

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