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#82651
35 minutes ago, Parliament said:

Yes.  We are godless savages here.  Feel free to fuck off to whatever shithole you crawled out of.

Ok, ok, I'll go back to fucking your mother.   

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    For the love of Christ woman,  stop posting the same fucking thing every 20 mins just to make your neurotic self feel better.     Bring something useful to the thread other than your inane babbli

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    I volunteered today. Log/Admin role to replace people for 30-60 days. The operation is in the west, or should the Orcs win will be pulled back behind the NATO wall. Either way the humanitarian effort

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#82652
15 minutes ago, QuarterJew said:

Ok, ok, I'll go back to fucking your mother.   

That attitude will get you no where around here Sir.

 

#82653
4 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

That attitude will get you no where around here Sir.

 

So I'm supposed to just rollover and take it in the ass?

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#82654
1 minute ago, QuarterJew said:

So I'm supposed to just rollover and take it up the ass?

Ask, @NowThis

 

#82655
2 minutes ago, QuarterJew said:

So I'm supposed to just rollover and take it in the ass?

No. Read what I said, then shut up or meaningfully contribute

#82657
4 minutes ago, QuarterJew said:

So I'm supposed to just rollover and take it in the ass?

We do not judge what you are into. Just don't be into Hinkleisms.

#82661
5 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

We do not judge what you are into. Just don't be into Hinkleisms.

Ironic you should throw that out there. 

#82662
1 minute ago, QuarterJew said:

Ironic you should throw that out there. 

Was an honest piece of advice. Guess you want to head where these dudes went.

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#82663
11 minutes ago, QuarterJew said:

So I'm supposed to just rollover and take it in the ass?

This is the most impactful thread ever on Surly, and is about a real war and conflict that's raging, that has ties to sensitive US domestic political issues, and has somehow remained a high quality thread thanks to all the self-policing.

You should probably not come into the thread being a goofball like that as a new user with a low post count, especially when that's the calling card of our new user creation page frequent flier trolls

#82664
3 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

Was an honest piece of advice. Guess you want to head where these dudes went.

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Well, considering how condescending it was.....

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#82665
5 minutes ago, Captainant said:

This is the most impactful thread ever on Surly, and is about a real war and conflict that's raging, that has ties to sensitive US domestic political issues, and has somehow remained a high quality thread thanks to all the self-policing.

You should probably not come into the thread being a goofball like that as a new user with a low post count, especially when that's the calling card of our new user creation page frequent flier trolls

Because I come on here mentioning the hostage exchange when there is no discussion on the topic in other obvious and clearly set apart topics on this forum and then get attacked for it for no apparent reason other then being new?

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#82668
2 minutes ago, QuarterJew said:

Because I come on here mentioning the hostage exchange when there is no discussion on the topic in other obvious and clearly set apart topics on this forum?

"Just asking questions..."

#82669
3 minutes ago, QuarterJew said:

Because I come on here mentioning the hostage exchange when there is no discussion on the topic in other obvious and clearly set apart topics on this forum?

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we will see you again soon.

#82671
5 minutes ago, QuarterJew said:

Because I come on here mentioning the hostage exchange when there is no discussion on the topic in other obvious and clearly set apart topics on this forum and then get attacked for it for no apparent reason other then being new?

Not sure if serious....

22 hours ago, InkaUtexas said:

Americans released. In turkey.

 

21 hours ago, KYHorn said:

26 prisoners (including 2 Russian minors) were released between 6 countries, with 10 returning to Russia, 4 returning to the US.

The Russian FSB prisoner in Germany was released, as was Vladimir Kara-Murza

https://www.reuters.com/world/lawyer-ex-us-marine-whelan-jailed-russia-says-she-cannot-confirm-his-whereabouts-2024-07-31/ 

Full list of prisoners on both sides, and pictures/descriptions: 

https://www.cnn.com/2024/08/01/world/who-are-detainees-russia-us-prisoner-swap-intl/index.html 

 

21 hours ago, RPM said:

In return, Russia will receive eight of its nationals, including three that were being held in U.S. prisons: Vadim Konoshchenok, Vladislav Klyushin and Roman Seleznyov.

Two Russians held in Slovenia, one in Poland and another in Norway are also headed home. All have known or suspected ties to Russian intelligence, according to U.S. officials.

Key among the prisoners returned to Russia, according to American officials familiar with the talks, was Vadim Krasikov, a convicted murderer who was sentenced to life in prison by a German court in 2021 for killing a Georgian asylee who had fought against Russians in Chechnya. German judges said the killing had been ordered by Russian federal authorities and called it "state terrorism."

 

#82672
7 minutes ago, QuarterJew said:

Because I come on here mentioning the hostage exchange when there is no discussion on the topic in other obvious and clearly set apart topics on this forum and then get attacked for it for no apparent reason other then being new?

What are your thoughts on the Theory of Everything, and did you, in fact, prove it?  

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#82673
26 minutes ago, QuarterJew said:

Because I come on here mentioning the hostage exchange when there is no discussion on the topic in other obvious and clearly set apart topics on this forum and then get attacked for it for no apparent reason other then being new?

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#82677
2 minutes ago, QuarterJew said:

I LOVE The Big Lebowski!  Especially the Jesus scenes at the bowling alley!

So you served 6 months in Chino??? 

#82679
45 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

Was an honest piece of advice. Guess you want to head where these dudes went.

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42 minutes ago, QuarterJew said:

Well, considering how condescending it was.....

Wrong!!!

The correct answer was “ Bolivia??”

#82681

Interesting.

MOSCOW, Aug 2 (Reuters) - A family of Russian sleeper agents flown to Moscow in the biggest East-West prisoner swap since the Cold War were so deep under cover that their children found out they were Russians only after the flight took off, the Kremlin said on Friday.
"Before that, they didn't know that they were Russian and that they had anything to do with our country," Kremlin spokesman Dmitry Peskov told reporters.
"And you probably saw that when the children came down the plane's steps that they don't speak Russian and that Putin greeted them in Spanish. He said 'buenas noches'."
 
Giving new details about the swap and those freed, Peskov confirmed that Vadim Krasikov, a hitman released by Germany, was an employee of Russia's FSB security service and had served in Alpha Group, the FSB's special forces unit.
Krasikov was convicted by a German court of killing a former Chechen militant in a Berlin park in 2019. President Vladimir Putin hugged him after he got off a plane in Moscow on Thursday evening.
 
 
But no change on Ukraine.
Asked if the prisoner swap was a sign that Russia might be ready to strike a compromise deal on Ukraine, Peskov said they were different situations and that work on a possible diplomatic solution to what Russia calls its "special military operation" in Ukraine was being conducted on "different principles".
 
#82682
26 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

Wrong!!!

The correct answer was “ Bolivia??”

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#82683
9 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

Interesting.

MOSCOW, Aug 2 (Reuters) - A family of Russian sleeper agents flown to Moscow in the biggest East-West prisoner swap since the Cold War were so deep under cover that their children found out they were Russians only after the flight took off, the Kremlin said on Friday.
"Before that, they didn't know that they were Russian and that they had anything to do with our country," Kremlin spokesman Dmitry Peskov told reporters.
"And you probably saw that when the children came down the plane's steps that they don't speak Russian and that Putin greeted them in Spanish. He said 'buenas noches'."
 
Giving new details about the swap and those freed, Peskov confirmed that Vadim Krasikov, a hitman released by Germany, was an employee of Russia's FSB security service and had served in Alpha Group, the FSB's special forces unit.
Krasikov was convicted by a German court of killing a former Chechen militant in a Berlin park in 2019. President Vladimir Putin hugged him after he got off a plane in Moscow on Thursday evening.
 
 
But no change on Ukraine.
Asked if the prisoner swap was a sign that Russia might be ready to strike a compromise deal on Ukraine, Peskov said they were different situations and that work on a possible diplomatic solution to what Russia calls its "special military operation" in Ukraine was being conducted on "different principles".
 

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#82684
21 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:

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Would I betray my country for a night with Keri Russell?

Do I have any more stupid questions I would like to ask myself?

#82685
The Croatian authorities have decided to upgrade the armament of the country's Armed Forces. Old armored vehicles of Russian and Yugoslav production can be transferred to Ukraine. https://t.co/FyjpzqV9tR

 

Two Ukrainian drones attacked the 500 kV "Kuban" electrical substation in Tikhoretsk, Krasnodar region, on the night of August 1-2. The attack caused a fire and damaged air circuit breakers, but there were no casualties.
#82686

That is nice of the Croats, but that shit is old.

Yugoslavia? The Croats inherited that equipment from the JNA in 1992. And then it fought in a war. Doubt it is in great condition.

#82687
27 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:

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Wouldski!!!

Those poor kids.  Their parents yanked them back to a shit hole country where they don’t speak the language, don’t own a tracksuit, and will get beat up by America hating classmates when they mention that they miss America.  

 

#82688
2 hours ago, QuarterJew said:

Ok, ok, I'll go back to fucking your mother.   

Jesus Christ Newby, it is South Austin's mom.  That is like Surly day 1 orientation shit. 

#82689
15 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

Wouldski!!!

Those poor kids.  Their parents yanked them back to a shit hole country where they don’t speak the language, don’t own a tracksuit, and will get beat up by America hating classmates when they mention that they miss America.  

I think the kids were raised thinking they were Argentinian, not American, considering that putin greeted them in Spanish.

But yeah wow I can't imagine how those kids have got to be feeling right now. It's like something out of a movie

#82691
1 hour ago, Captainant said:

I think the kids were raised thinking they were Argentinian, not American, considering that putin greeted them in Spanish.

But yeah wow I can't imagine how those kids have got to be feeling right now. It's like something out of a movie

But at least they got to spend quality time with their father on the flight to Russia before he was conscripted for the Ukraine front lines.

#82692
18 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

But at least they got to spend quality time with their father on the flight to Russia before he was conscripted for the Ukraine front lines.

You don't get that Lada for nothing.  

#82694
Captain Artyom Ershov was a company commander in the GRU's 2nd Spetsnaz Brigade and was killed on July 12 in the Vovchansk area in Kharkiv oblast.https://t.co/9mN1IWPqvYhttps://t.co/RNJin57K3Ahttps://t.co/QfgdfXWSvr

 

 

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#82696

https://www.threads.net/@krundt/post/C-LPcJyoS8I/?xmt=AQGzKCV1g31uSQaicK3FFyTBSUzG3t-PH-5wGxv1XOLfUg

I have a Facebook friend who lives in Ukraine. Like me he belongs to the Swedish speaking minority in Finland, thus he posts messages in Swedish from his current home country. I have during the last two years translated most of them into English and posted them on X. As I do not feel comfortable with Mr Elon Musk (in Swedish: Lång Mask), I consider moving all my future posts to this forum. So, let me try this once now. Here we go;

https://www.threads.net/@ghostoflviv_/post/C-L7uITyJq1/?xmt=AQGz802ZB3qsfoES-9eQtewn7n_mOtLq48rQu8kjuB68qg

Initial reports the Morozovsk airfield in the Rostov region of Russia in on fire

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#82697
1 hour ago, PTINS said:

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The cook from Hunt for Red October was a KGB operative who killed Sam Neil's character before he could see Montana and he tried to cause a nuclear catastrophe by blowing up the Red October.  Pretty amazing that the cook who saved Honolulu from a nuclear tipped tomakawk turned out to be the bigger cunt.

#82698
30 minutes ago, MillerEP said:

https://www.threads.net/@krundt/post/C-LPcJyoS8I/?xmt=AQGzKCV1g31uSQaicK3FFyTBSUzG3t-PH-5wGxv1XOLfUg

I have a Facebook friend who lives in Ukraine. Like me he belongs to the Swedish speaking minority in Finland, thus he posts messages in Swedish from his current home country. I have during the last two years translated most of them into English and posted them on X. As I do not feel comfortable with Mr Elon Musk (in Swedish: Lång Mask), I consider moving all my future posts to this forum. So, let me try this once now. Here we go;

https://www.threads.net/@ghostoflviv_/post/C-L7uITyJq1/?xmt=AQGz802ZB3qsfoES-9eQtewn7n_mOtLq48rQu8kjuB68qg

Initial reports the Morozovsk airfield in the Rostov region of Russia in on fire

Cool, and worked fine. He was a damn good follow when I was on Twitter.

Yeah, fuck you Elon. I called it Twitter you Twat.

#82699
10 hours ago, Captainant said:

I think the kids were raised thinking they were Argentinian, not American, considering that putin greeted them in Spanish.

But yeah wow I can't imagine how those kids have got to be feeling right now. It's like something out of a movie

That's way worse than my recurring dream of quitting my high paying corporate gig to go back to work at the car stereo store in Beaumont I worked at as a teenager. 

#82700

US and Saudis pressured Russia not to give weapons to the Houthis.  They still helped train them, but just a reminder that Russians are trying to stir shit up all over the world to help them out in Ukraine.  I’m surprised they had anything worth sending to the Houthis, versus using it in Ukraine. Also a reminder that we can stand up to them.  So  it quite on the path to WWIII.

While the imminent weapons transfer was pulled back (for now), Russia did deploy military personnel to Yemen to help advise the Houthis over a three-day period in late July

 

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