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  • AUS-97HORN
    AUS-97HORN

    For the love of Christ woman,  stop posting the same fucking thing every 20 mins just to make your neurotic self feel better.     Bring something useful to the thread other than your inane babbli

  • Im_smarter_then_you
    Im_smarter_then_you

  • InkaUtexas
    InkaUtexas

    I volunteered today. Log/Admin role to replace people for 30-60 days. The operation is in the west, or should the Orcs win will be pulled back behind the NATO wall. Either way the humanitarian effort

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#55202
30 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Julia Davis has some funny screens up - people wondering if that was a fart or a shart or maybe it's Russian state TV hosts...

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Your lips to Non-Russian Orthodox God’s ears. 

#55203
4 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Multiple translations:

  • History always repeats. Power is in the truth, and the truth is with us! 21.02.23
  • History repeats, but the power is always in truth
  • "Moscow is preparing for tomorrow's historic day. There will be no turning back. 21.02.23"
  • History always repeat itself.The power is in truth,but truth is our(meaning="we are right")
  • It says “History repeats itself” on the 1 year anniversary of the war, which already alarmed some intuitive Russians of what potentially could be coming.

Interesting, but I'd wait for one of the Russian-speaking folks like Julia Davis or WarTranslated to chime in.

 

Don't forget you can use Google Lens to translate stuff like this now.

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#55205

This was mentioned earlier, and then lost in Biden's visit.  We should start a dead pool on Prigozhin.  I will be surprised if he's still alive come the end of March.

 

#55206
13 minutes ago, bolverk said:

Don't forget you can use Google Lens to translate stuff like this now.

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Thanks, that works better than I expected it would.

So it's already 1:30 in the morning in Moscow - wonder if the Surly night crew will get to watch the speech live.

#55207
34 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

It says “History repeats itself” on the 1 year anniversary of the war, which already alarmed some intuitive Russians of what potentially could be coming.

If Russia fucks up massively, and attacks a NATO nation.

Well, this war will be over within the next few weeks.

And we may get a nuke popped off, just for shits and giggles, because Putin will go out with a bang.

#55208
16 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

1) They are going to need some larger helicopter balls;

2) Due to recent underwear condition changes, the people in that vehicle are going to need an air freshener.

CCR ftmfw🎸

Not exactly the same but the classic rock and helos made me think of this

 

 

#55209

 

I remembered the Trump Junior part but I think I missed this whole important toilet discussion.  

The comments section says that the European bureaucrat who included toilets in the recent sanctions list deserves a raise. I agree. 

#55210
7 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Not exactly the same but the classic rock and helos made me think of this

80s had some really interesting/aweseom TV shows - Tour of Duty and China Beach were set during the Vietnam War.  Magnum P.I., Simon and Simon, A-Team, Miami Vice (Sonny and the Lt.), and a bunch of others featured leads who were Vietnam vets.  But I digress.

#55211
7 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

The comments section says that the European bureaucrat who included toilets in the recent sanctions list deserves a raise. I agree. 

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Wow, that's a helluva potshot at Russia, after they were mocked the world over for their troops stealing toilets.

#55212
47 minutes ago, bolverk said:

Don't forget you can use Google Lens to translate stuff like this now.

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I mean, the first thing it says is quite clearly “Bork”.   They’re becoming self aware.   

#55213
24 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Not exactly the same but the classic rock and helos made me think of this

 

 

Loved that show as a kid 

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#55215
22 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

80s had some really interesting/aweseom TV shows - Tour of Duty and China Beach were set during the Vietnam War.  Magnum P.I., Simon and Simon, A-Team, Miami Vice (Sonny and the Lt.), and a bunch of others featured leads who were Vietnam vets.  But I digress.

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I digress to Dana Delany.

Brisket wheelhouse comment in 3, 2, 1….

#55216
1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

Multiple translations:

  • History always repeats. Power is in the truth, and the truth is with us! 21.02.23
  • History repeats, but the power is always in truth
  • "Moscow is preparing for tomorrow's historic day. There will be no turning back. 21.02.23"
  • History always repeat itself.The power is in truth,but truth is our(meaning="we are right")
  • It says “History repeats itself” on the 1 year anniversary of the war, which already alarmed some intuitive Russians of what potentially could be coming.

Interesting, but I'd wait for one of the Russian-speaking folks like Julia Davis or WarTranslated to chime in.

 

While it could indicate some form of escalation, I expect it is so Putin can deliver the truth, Russia has won the war or at least achieved its prewar objectives. It'll probably also say something about doing it despite the interference of western powers.  

#55218
10 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

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I digress to Dana Delany.

Brisket wheelhouse comment in 3, 2, 1….

Ummm, Sir.   Dana Delany is in every breathing male from 30-90’s wheelhouse.   

#55219
13 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

While it could indicate some form of escalation, I expect it is so Putin can deliver the truth, Russia has won the war or at least achieved its prewar objectives. It'll probably also say something about doing it despite the interference of western powers.  

That’d certainly be an interesting path. So…what, he says they’ve won, and orders all troops to come back home? Then Ukraine continues its efforts to retake their own territory, and he then has to declare war and tell everyone to turn back around?

#55221
48 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

 

 

The comments section says that the European bureaucrat who included toilets in the recent sanctions list deserves a raise. I agree. 

 

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#55224
13 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

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Meanwhile Putin won’t visit anywhere close to a war zone.

 

Putin can't even get close to his own advisers.

 

9 hours ago, bolverk said:

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So when's the album coming out?

 

9 hours ago, Parliament said:

I said the same thing over in the CR thread.  I'm sure I'm getting lit on fire or something atm.

 

Isn't politics a lot more pleasant when your opposition shows a bit of decency and respsect for the institutions that make America The United States of America? As opposed to trying to tear them all down?

It's nice to have people in office that are that way, even when we don't agree with them politically.

 

8 hours ago, The Dog said:

 

 

This is even better than aggy misery. MOAR

 

4 hours ago, InkaUtexas said:

Wood. 

 

 

i'll be in my bunk

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#55225
9 hours ago, statsman said:

No Cloak Room, but I am a political conservative, at heart a Reagan Republican. I have never posted these words before, but here goes- I am proud of Joe Biden. I am also proud that he emphasized bipartisan support for Ukraine (as did McConnell earlier this weekend). He is setting an example for all of us. 
 
I assume he isn’t visiting Kyiv to tell them that we can’t send a certain weapons system. I’m looking forward to the updated goodie list. 
 
It’s not all sunshine and daffodils, unfortunately. Shit is real for Ukraine. Here is a WSJ article from this weekend about how deep into the populace the Ukraine armed forces have to draw

 

 

I don't even consider myself a Reagan Republican. More like a Nixon Republican without the shady fixing elections bullshit, and choosing to use the civil rights as a political weapon to win the south over. Mostly I didn't like the whole massive budget deficit and enabling the creation of a massive bond market to subsidize the American lifestyle, and the insistence on a negative opinion regarding Roe v Wade before someone would be considered as a federal judge. 

The person I really hated as a Republican in terms of his mentality was Newt Gingrich, who was instrumental in changing how Congress operates regarding bipartisanship. 

But I never voted Democrat for the presidency until Donald Trump. 

I did think Barack Obama was a pretty good president for a Democrat, but I was disappointed with the US response to Crimea and the Donbas separatists. I honestly felt like we failed the Ukrainians when they needed us most. Not just the US. The whole world. I don't think of it as a Democrat/Republican thing. I just know in 2014 I became a one issue guy in a way I never was before in my life. 

I have been pleased and impressed with how Biden has helped rally the world around Ukraine, specifically Europe. People didn't think it could be done. It reminds me a little bit of when the first George Bush rallied the world around the sudden takeover of Kuwait. Not exactly a defense of democracy, but certainly a defense of territorial sovereignty, and a possible frightening concentration of an important natural resource. 

In any case, there's no doubt in my mind that Ukraine has earned being a representative democracy and a functioning contributor to Western ideals and aspirations in ways that there may not be another equal. Well, since WWII, anyway.  

I am very proud of my country, and very proud of Joe Biden as my president at this moment. My hope and prayer is we continue to support the Ukrainians as substantially as possible, both through victory, and then through the recovery. I've said it before, but I'd love for the border between Ukraine and Russia to resemble in terms of contrast in standards of living West Germany/East Germany, and North/South Korea. 

#55227
3 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


Way to go out on a limb there, hombre.
But I appreciates it anyway.

Well, I figured if you yelled out “Dana!” that Sanna might let it slide as just a language thing. 

#55230
3 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

I love her so, so, so much.  We'll be in Helsinki in a couple of months.  Need to make our appointment with her.  Maybe a nice dinner, talk politics, get a coupla drinks in her, see what happens.  Pretty sure the wife would be down for some expanded diplomatic relations, some sort of trilateral arrangement, that kind of thing.

Have fun in Sweden!

#55233
1 minute ago, Superhero said:

I hope France says yoink and sells Serbia nothing.

Just slow play them for a year or ten

#55236
27 minutes ago, MillerEP said:

 

 

 

 

 

That looks like the artillery equivalent of a bottle rocket, with the same level of accuracy.

#55237

From the videos I posted of the one Ukrainian soldier and his shell shocked buddy.

 

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#55240

I have not being able to punch him in the face fatigue 

Edit: was not trying to CR it.   I thought it relevant that there were actual bills filed to end aid to Ukraine is all.

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#55242
13 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

I have not being able to punch him in the face fatigue 

No cr, and I get not wanting to grant a blank check when we have plenty of our own problems at home,  but no more aid for Ukraine  means aiding the Russians. Fuck that guy in the goatass. 

This is absolutely the perfect situation.... we don't have to put a single American life at risk while helping to crush an existential threat to the world while simultaneously building up some good will in a part of the world we haven't since the late 80's...or ever.  Also putting china on notice to simmer the fuck down.

And what is the cost?  Having a national garage sale. 

If you aren't on board with that then you aren't on board with the actual good we can do. So go fuck yourself. 

#55244
21 minutes ago, pops said:

This is absolutely the perfect situation.... we don't have to put a single American life at risk while helping to crush an existential threat to the world while simultaneously building up some good will in a part of the world we haven't since the late 80's...or ever.  Also putting china on notice to simmer the fuck down.

And what is the cost?  Having a national garage sale. 

Yep, a lot of this stuff is literally sitting in storage, that we are paying to store, and will eventually be scrapped or sold off to other countries for pennies on the dollar, or parted out for spares.

#55245
45 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

I have not being able to punch him in the face fatigue 

Edit: was not trying to CR it.   I thought it relevant that there were actual bills filed to end aid to Ukraine is all.

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#55246

I don't want this thread to go Cloak Room, but in general, there is little value in agreeing with the opposing party. The party out of power only gains by disagreeing. So regardless of what is the "right" thing, there will always be some against it. It isn't a political party thing but more a staple of our political system.

#55247
3 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Multiple translations:

  • History always repeats. Power is in the truth, and the truth is with us! 21.02.23
  • History repeats, but the power is always in truth
  • "Moscow is preparing for tomorrow's historic day. There will be no turning back. 21.02.23"
  • History always repeat itself.The power is in truth,but truth is our(meaning="we are right")
  • It says “History repeats itself” on the 1 year anniversary of the war, which already alarmed some intuitive Russians of what potentially could be coming.

Interesting, but I'd wait for one of the Russian-speaking folks like Julia Davis or WarTranslated to chime in.

 

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#55249
1 hour ago, Gatorubet said:

I have not being able to punch him in the face fatigue 

Edit: was not trying to CR it.   I thought it relevant that there were actual bills filed to end aid to Ukraine is all.

This is way out of character for Matt. How is he fatigued after one year? He usually doesn't lose interest until 15.

#55250
1 hour ago, KYHorn said:

Summary: No change in any areas around Bakhmut on the day before the "Dickhead's babbling". 

 

“Tomorrow’s Dickhead babbling”

😂

 

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