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#64701
President @ZelenskyyUa in Kherson📹- ze__president / TikTok

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Komarenko, Syrskyi, Zelenskyi, Tarnavskyi.

Both of these appear to be from today.  

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  • AUS-97HORN
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    For the love of Christ woman,  stop posting the same fucking thing every 20 mins just to make your neurotic self feel better.     Bring something useful to the thread other than your inane babbli

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    I volunteered today. Log/Admin role to replace people for 30-60 days. The operation is in the west, or should the Orcs win will be pulled back behind the NATO wall. Either way the humanitarian effort

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#64702
7 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

OH NO!.....I hope the shark is okay.

check its BAC after that

5 minutes ago, PhillyD said:

He'll have a hangover from the excess vodka but he'll sleep it off.

great minds think alike, and so do ours

#64703
“It will be a massive undertaking that unfolds over months, not days.There will be times when it will be difficult to see an end to the destruction. And there will be many surprises.” My piece on the dawning Ukrainian offensive at ⁦@TheEconomist⁩ ($) https://t.co/8oAfALUOVF

 

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#64708

Russian MOD: The Ukr military have trained nazi sharks to attack us. We repelled all attacks and killed 407 nazi sharks.

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#64709
10 minutes ago, HOOKEM4 said:

Russian MOD: The Ukr military have trained nazi sharks to attack us. We repelled all attacks and killed 407 nazi sharks.

Except for that one, which we did nazi coming. 

#64710

Damn, corruption strikes again. 

A Russian channel complains about the quality of the tires used by military trucks, which is a particular problem in flooded areas. They say they can only replace the wheels after 52k km, but the tire below has only driven 42k km.https://t.co/IGsHoLG7mkhttps://t.co/dDIAHP6Gxg

 

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#64711
1 minute ago, InkaUtexas said:

Damn, corruption strikes again. 

A Russian channel complains about the quality of the tires used by military trucks, which is a particular problem in flooded areas. They say they can only replace the wheels after 52k km, but the tire below has only driven 42k km.https://t.co/IGsHoLG7mkhttps://t.co/dDIAHP6Gxg

 

70% of the trucks on Texas roads once the vehicle inspection requirement goes away. 

#64713
In addition to earlier Russian claims, another Russian channel now reports that Ukrainian forces managed to break trough Russian defensive lines near Robotyne, and that Russian forces have retreated to secondary lines while the Ukrainian forces try to gain a foothold.

North of Tokmak and south of where they were yesterday. On the road to Melitopol. 

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#64714
Just now, The Dog said:

On the road to Melitopol.

Why do all the town names sound like drugs being advertised during golf tournaments?

#64715
2 minutes ago, Deej said:

Why do all the town names sound like drugs being advertised during golf tournaments?

"Ask your Dr. if Bakhmut is right for you.  Do not take Bakhmut if you are allergic to Bakhmut."

[Camera cuts to scene of dad coaching his kids' soccer game]

#64716
2 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

"Ask your Dr. if Bakhmut is right for you.  Do not take Bakhmut if you are allergic to Bakhmut."

[Camera cuts to scene of dad coaching his kids' soccer game]

Narrator - Side effects include anal leakage, bowel discomfort and possible kidney and liver failure.  Consult your physician if you start vomiting blood and stool.  

#64717
1 minute ago, BamaATL said:

Narrator - Side effects include anal leakage, bowel discomfort and possible kidney and liver failure.  Consult your physician if you start vomiting blood and stool.  

Conveniently, the narrator got paid twice for this -- by law, it also has to run during Taco Bell ads.

#64719
5 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

Narrator - Side effects include anal leakage, bowel discomfort and possible kidney and liver failure.  Consult your physician if you start vomiting blood and stool.  

Seen the jardiance commercial?  The word “perineum” caught my attention.

https://www.drugs.com/medical-answers/jardiance-perineum-3552698/
 

necrotizing fasciitis of the perineum (Fournier’s gangrene)
 

So first of all, ew. Does anyone need jardiance?  Secondly, one wonders if Fournier was proud upon hearing a medical issue was being named after him. 
 

Sorry for the off topic but this is important for everyone. 

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#64720
3 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Seen the jardiance commercial?  The word “perineum” caught my attention.

https://www.drugs.com/medical-answers/jardiance-perineum-3552698/
 

necrotizing fasciitis of the perineum (Fournier’s gangrene)
 

So first of all, ew. Does anyone need jardiance?  Secondly, one wonders if Fournier was proud upon hearing a medical issue was being named after him. 
 

Sorry for the off topic but this is important for everyone. 

Taint nothing but a thang. 

#64722
1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

What would motivate you more, hearing you have fournier’s disease, necrotizing fasciitis of the perineum, or taint rot?

Motivate me to do what? Put a gun in my mouth? I think all three would do the trick. 

#64723
Just now, Deej said:

Motivate me to do what? Put a gun in my mouth? I think all three would do the trick. 

To seek a solution. First one: is that bad?  Second one:  that sounds bad. Third one:  you gotta help me doc!

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#64726
"The night is dark and full of terrors"For the second night in a row:Russian chatter about resumed offensive operations by the Ukrainians during the night in the Zaporizhzhia area: Different Ukrainian armored columns reported, Russian and Ukrainian artillery firing.Today a…

Now we know why this group is having success (apparently) - they have Bradleys.

#64727
21 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Seen the jardiance commercial?  The word “perineum” caught my attention.

https://www.drugs.com/medical-answers/jardiance-perineum-3552698/
 

necrotizing fasciitis of the perineum (Fournier’s gangrene)
 

So first of all, ew. Does anyone need jardiance?  Secondly, one wonders if Fournier was proud upon hearing a medical issue was being named after him. 
 

Sorry for the off topic but this is important for everyone. 

Well that's something new for me to be terrified of.

#64728
11 minutes ago, The Dog said:
"The night is dark and full of terrors"For the second night in a row:Russian chatter about resumed offensive operations by the Ukrainians during the night in the Zaporizhzhia area: Different Ukrainian armored columns reported, Russian and Ukrainian artillery firing.Today a…

Now we know why this group is having success (apparently) - they have Bradleys.

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11 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:

Well that's something new for me to be terrified of.

CAN WE PLEASE STOP TALKING ABOUT THIS

#64729
15 minutes ago, Rimbo said:
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CAN WE PLEASE STOP TALKING ABOUT THIS

Dam right

#64732
4 hours ago, Rimbo said:

team shark

Not gonna lie, that is way high on my list of ways I do not want to go. It looked like a jaws remake, especially the part where suddenly she’s upside down in the water and her legs are up there and then 10 seconds later, when the shark takes another run and then starts doing that shark twisting thing - that means he’s taking about 30 pounds of meat at a bite.

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#64733
3 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

that means he’s taking about 30 pounds of meat at a bite

Like Vic's date at a buffet. 

#64737
Not gonna lie, that is way high on my list of ways I do not want to go. It looked like a jaws remake, especially the part where suddenly she’s upside down in the water and her legs are up there and then 10 seconds later, when the shark takes another run and then starts doing that shark twisting thing - that means he’s taking about 30 pounds of meat at a bite.
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Love to prove that, wouldn’t ya? Get your name in the National Geographic.
#64738
Concerning. Can anyone confirm if the shark was ok??

 

#64739
7 minutes ago, Player said:


Love to prove that, wouldn’t ya? Get your name in the National Geographic.

If he's old enough, his DNA is probably already in it. 

#64740
5 hours ago, MillerEP said:
Russian imports of electronics are back to pre-war level - Jim O’Brien, sanctions coordinator at the U.S. State Department.This means Russia gets the chips, processors and integrated circuits it needs to make weapons.The US have identified five countries who do the most…

 

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#64741
1 hour ago, Gatorubet said:

Not gonna lie, that is way high on my list of ways I do not want to go. It looked like a jaws remake, especially the part where suddenly she’s upside down in the water and her legs are up there and then 10 seconds later, when the shark takes another run and then starts doing that shark twisting thing - that means he’s taking about 30 pounds of meat at a bite.

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There was a point where he popped up and was trying to swim away. He was dead already just hadn't bled out yet. Fucking insane

#64742
10 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

There was a point where he popped up and was trying to swim away. He was dead already just hadn't bled out yet. Fucking insane

Tiger shark?

#64743
4 hours ago, Schulz2.0 said:

Tiger shark, per reports. The 2010 attacks off Sharm El-Shiek were an Oceanic Whitetip abd a Mako.

Leopard Shark (do do do do) 

#64744
46 minutes ago, Deej said:

If he's old enough, his DNA is probably already in it. 

Owning older National Geographics  about the Polynesian islands is grounds for a possession of child pornography conviction. 

#64747
1 hour ago, Gatorubet said:

Owning older National Geographics  about the Polynesian islands is grounds for a possession of child pornography conviction. 

Yo, I got bad news for anyone whose stood in front of a Paul Gauguin painting for more than a few seconds…..

#64750
8 hours ago, Foggy Notion said:
What if I told you, despite what many are saying, that Ukraine's counter-offensive has not started yet?And, what if I told you, when it starts, you will know?Patience, my friends. Judgement day is near.
Oh something has started, certainly. But, this is just foreplay.

 

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