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  • AUS-97HORN
    AUS-97HORN

    For the love of Christ woman,  stop posting the same fucking thing every 20 mins just to make your neurotic self feel better.     Bring something useful to the thread other than your inane babbli

  • Im_smarter_then_you
    Im_smarter_then_you

  • InkaUtexas
    InkaUtexas

    I volunteered today. Log/Admin role to replace people for 30-60 days. The operation is in the west, or should the Orcs win will be pulled back behind the NATO wall. Either way the humanitarian effort

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4 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

 

Strict smoking in designated areas only policy enforced.

Agreed but doesn't China's veto make it a moot point?

Yeah, but symbolic humiliation with no tactical value is sorta the UN reason for being.

A vote and veto makes both assholes look bad. Having China have to save Putin’s ass makes him look punked and weak. I think this is brilliant.

I wonder if that's what he is really saying. If so that's hilarious. His people take one beating and now his tune has changed:

 

2 minutes ago, troph said:

thanks for your input, it's greatly appreciated.

I’m not trying to be an Ass hole. I know you are really smart. I am appealing to logic. That helps me in an intellectual sense. Our intellect can rule our feelings. 

4 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

This invasion has really messed with my mental health. It’s a symbol of evil over good, and highlights all of the inaction and indifference by evil around the world, like with China and India.

I find myself rooting for Ukraine for the betterment of the world, not just for Ukraine. And of course optimistic Surly always makes it seem like Ukraine has a chance. But I learned from many threads, especially the Urban Meyer thread, that Surly is often over optimistic. 

Maybe it isn't just us

 

According to Fox, Vlad on the phone with Xi. Man what I love to hear that conversation!

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Xi: "Yeah Vlad, what is it, I'm busy, watching national ping pong tournament. Got to go, talk to you next week..."

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Vlad: "I won't be IGNORED,Xi!!"

32 minutes ago, troph said:

SOMEBODY SMART:  What the FUCK is this, I've asked nicely now don't ignore me!! :)

 

One of the main core responsibilities of the Special Forces is training people to operate and fight for themselves.  This includes weapons,communication, tactical, and logistics training for resistance forces.  My guess is that they are going to stand up a training center for Ukrainian resistance fighters in Poland.

3 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Your story on earth ends in death any way you look at it. If you want to worry about that happening in an implausible but possible way a car wreck is way more likely. 

especially a car wreck as you haul ass leaving the city as buildings and roads collapse caused by a massive nuclear bomb.

Just now, po elvis said:

especially a car wreck as you haul ass leaving the city as buildings and roads collapse caused by a massive nuclear bomb.

Or drive your rv into a really low bridge instead of merely a kinda low bridge. 

 

 

4 minutes ago, phdhorn said:

According to Fox, Vlad on the phone with Xi. Man what I love to hear that conversation!

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Xi: "Yeah Vlad, what is it, I'm busy, watching national ping pong tournament. Got to go, talk to you next week..."

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Vlad: "I won't be IGNORED,Xi!!"

I’m picturing it more like this:

 

Poor conscripts, I hope some adults step in to stop Putin.

Just now, crash_davis said:

 

Belarus enters the chat and it starts to look a little more like a potential for another world war

5 minutes ago, MillerEP said:

I wonder if that's what he is really saying. If so that's hilarious. His people take one beating and now his tune has changed:

 

Seems a bit far fetched that this guy didnt know what he was getting into, but who knows

18 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

raises hand.

Yep graduated hs in 1984.  "The Day After" really fucked w/ me.

Don’t ever watch Threads

1 minute ago, Blotto said:

Seems a bit far fetched that this guy didnt know what he was getting into, but who knows

there are many many videos of captured russian troops saying the same thing. they were lied to.

I'm calling Paulina Porizkova and tell her I'm a Ukrainian refugee and see if she'll fuck me.

6 minutes ago, Scheiss Meister said:

One of the main core responsibilities of the Special Forces is training people to operate and fight for themselves.  This includes weapons,communication, tactical, and logistics training for resistance forces.  My guess is that they are going to stand up a training center for Ukrainian resistance fighters in Poland.


In ‘Poland’ 

Just now, Steel Shank said:

I'm calling Paulina Porizkova and tell her I'm a Ukrainian refugee and see if she'll fuck me.

she fucked Rick Ocasik.

40 minutes ago, SL Xpress said:

Well, I pissed off several people with the post, so consider that an apology to all of you. No need to clutter up things with multiple apologies.

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Ukrainians are showing what it means to stand together and fight for real truth and freedom and not a bunch of lies and internet warriors.  I don’t know if that could happen in America today. Too divided it seems.
Real patriots fight when the odds of winning is minuscule

1 minute ago, crash_davis said:

there are many many videos of captured russian troops saying the same thing. they were lied to.

hes not some peon conscript, he's the head of the chechen republic. 

Let's talk about Putin's options, as it is becoming increasingly clear he has badly miscalculated:
1) Withdraw --> Epic humiliation
2) Escalate the aggression -> More isolation from the world; we already have the Baltic States and Hungary publicly supporting Ukraine
3) Stay the course -> Russia bleeds out slowly and Putin's enemies come out of the woodwork and want a piece of him
Actions have consequences.
There's probably an option where he just claims victory. Maybe they secure the eastern regions and say, "attacking kyiv was a diversion and it worked perfectly, we've successfully stopped the atrocities in Donbas."
11 minutes ago, MillerEP said:

I wonder if that's what he is really saying. If so that's hilarious. His people take one beating and now his tune has changed:

 

This is an accurate translation but there is a lot of manipulated audio floating around. This sounds like something we’d want to be true but isn’t. Would wait to verify something like this, entirely out of character for Kadyrov. 

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8 minutes ago, Blotto said:

Seems a bit far fetched that this guy didnt know what he was getting into, but who knows

That kid above with the tape or whatever that is over his eyes/forehead apparently wasn't told they were going into Ukraine for real fighting until 11 p.m. last night. Poor SOB was doomed from the start. Hopefully he'll be treated well and realize the cocksucker he is serving.

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17 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

interesting if true

 

Is this real life?

1 hour ago, Message Board User said:

 

This really warms my itybity ice cold heart. Fuck those bastards.

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