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1 minute ago, Deej said:

I cant get more than 300 bucks from the ATM on a weekend

 

Must be really affecting your sex life.

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  • AUS-97HORN
    AUS-97HORN

    For the love of Christ woman,  stop posting the same fucking thing every 20 mins just to make your neurotic self feel better.     Bring something useful to the thread other than your inane babbli

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  • InkaUtexas
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    I volunteered today. Log/Admin role to replace people for 30-60 days. The operation is in the west, or should the Orcs win will be pulled back behind the NATO wall. Either way the humanitarian effort

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2 minutes ago, Longhornlove said:

Must be really affecting your sex life.

You mom is good with $50. I'm all set. 

It will be really bad if Ukraine falls in the next day or so and then the US weapons finally show up.  Same goes for the other countries finally sending weapons as I am not sure how long it takes to get in the hands of the Ukraine army and citizens.

18 minutes ago, Royalfan5 said:

It’s like that asshole that got himself killed small town Missouri in broad daylight on Main Street with a ton of witnesses that saw nothing 

Kenneth Mcelroy - Skidmore, Missouri.

county bullythug shot dead on main street in front of 30-40 witnesses who did not see a thing. Lol

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Fuck the oligarchs. Fuck their kids. They’re sipping champagne paid for with Putin’s blood money. The bill has come due.

I love Biden going after their shit all over the world. LOVE IT. We should sink their yachts. We should torch their villas. We should destroy their businesses. Or we should at least the Ukrainians abroad do it. You went “ride or die” with Putin. Eventually, the “or die” option was gonna be in play. It’s rule of law, or rule of the gun. Their criminal gang has chosen.

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Instead of just “freezing” the Russian assets, I hope the plan is to take it and use to rebuild Ukraine. 

Oligarchs going to the bank first thing Monday morning...

 

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16 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

so....

Zelensky has been pretty regular on social media the last few days. Since the night began, the story about Russian special ops being in Kyiv hunting for him, and the broadcast about shutting down phones, nary a peep from Zelensky.

Hoping all is well...

He's fine.  He usually broadcasts at 4 AM Ukraine time.  So.  9 PM central time.  And his message isn't sent from his phone.  It's probably uploaded from somewhere else.  He probably has some super secret squirrel phone for him to talk to.  Otherwise Russia just needs to find a phone in Kiev that calls every country in NATO every morning.  

3 minutes ago, Deej said:

You mom is good with $50. I'm all set. 

Bring some lube, gonna be real dusty in there.

7 minutes ago, Longhornlove said:

Must be really affecting your sex life.

He could pull in a lot more than 300 if he'd start shakin that ass.

live cams in Kiev popping off with sounds of explosions, etc. 

4 minutes ago, Murfdogg21 said:

Instead of just “freezing” the Russian assets, I hope the plan is to take it and use to rebuild Ukraine. 

Let’s make sure they have the best weapons money can buy first.

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10 minutes ago, Deej said:

I cant get more than 300 bucks from the ATM on a weekend

 

The banks are protecting you from doing something stupid while drunk

27 minutes ago, Deej said:

Russian oligarchs gonna be hitting up Bravo to finance some yacht time on Below Deck.

God damn, that's funny.

1 minute ago, RDCanecutter said:

He could pull in a lot more than 300 if he'd start shakin that ass.

I tried that at the ATM. Bank security came out to have a word with me. 

24 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

This video is hilarious 

 

 

Gottdam... Bob Stoops has joined the fight!

5 minutes ago, Murfdogg21 said:

Instead of just “freezing” the Russian assets, I hope the plan is to take it and use to rebuild Ukraine. 

I'll buy one of the yachts. I've got the perfect line, "In Austin it's worth 50 bucks".

28 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Laid a trap and overthrew Putin without firing a shot.  

Masterclass.

I’m with you here. There is no possible way we were overestimating his military capabilities by this much. No way. That explains quite a bit of the lukewarm response to his escalation in the run up to this conflict. Didn’t want to dissuade him. Of course the big winner will be China in the ass raping of a new trade deal they get with Russia since they will be the only bidder. 
 

I know it seems a bit Machiavellian but by what other more peaceful means was  the world going to finally topple this Evil Empire. 

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19 minutes ago, Message Board User said:

 

Looks like Houston/Pasadena at along 225 every 6-8 months. 

1 minute ago, Aqua Buddha said:

God damn, that's funny.

Hopefully all the stews and deckhands will be Ukranian.

"Next week, on Below Deck..."

Followed by shots of charter guests being tossed overboard.

2 minutes ago, Kel Varnsen said:

The banks are protecting you from doing something stupid while drunk

I wish they would’ve done that for me the last time I was in Vegas.

36 minutes ago, Immaculate Vibes said:

Looks like we’re playing hardball. Not saying we shouldn’t, but Putin could get into desperation mode here. 
 

An alternative could be letting this invasion fizzle out and see how things shake out. 

How long until you turn the sanctions into another advertisement for crypto?

Now that the Biden administration has asked to seize all the yachts of the oligarchs; does anyone know if they will issue me a letter of marque?  I want to do some pirate shit.

26 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

This video is hilarious 

 

 

Not sure what I was expecting when I pushed play, but it sure as fuck wasnt that. Legit LOL 

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4 minutes ago, conVINCEd said:

Let’s make sure they have the best weapons money can buy first.

This would be the American way.  Hey Ukraine, here is a billion dollars of Oligarch money.  By the way, would you like to buy a billion dollars worth of American weapons?

47 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

prob not real but funny none the less

 

Taunting. 5 yard penalty.

2 minutes ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

This would be the American way.  Hey Ukraine, here is a billion dollars of Oligarch money.  By the way, would you like to buy a billion dollars worth of American weapons?

Rhyming Leonardo Dicaprio GIF

1 minute ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

This would be the American way.  Hey Ukraine, here is a billion dollars of Oligarch money.  By the way, would you like to buy a billion dollars worth of American weapons?

More like hey here is a billion dollars for the weapons you will buy from us.

1 hour ago, BillyGoatHill said:

In other news, Horns win game 2 against Bama 2-0. 🤘

I'm superstitious, if this means our friends in Ukraine keep kicking ass, I'm fine with us not scoring a run the rest of the season.  

In other thoughts anyone think there is a chance Vlad gets Mussolini'd?

40 minutes ago, Message Board User said:

 

I'm assuming Raf said "No thanks. If it doesn't work, ask Putin for the money."

Just now, troph said:

Boat fanatics thread is going to be hopping in a few days. We might end up with a surly mega yacht.

This is your window of opportunity.

1 hour ago, SimonBolivar said:

I'm sure the ghost of Kyiv was the leader of the rebellion too.

We are all The Ghost of Kyiv.

3 minutes ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

This would be the American way.  Hey Ukraine, here is a billion dollars of Oligarch money.  By the way, would you like to buy a billion dollars worth of American weapons?

Do you...do you work for the CIA?

1 minute ago, BamaATL said:

I'm superstitious, if this means our friends in Ukraine keep kicking ass, I'm fine with us not scoring a run the rest of the season.

If you really mean it, say you're good with your football team losing to Texas next season.

1 minute ago, Murfdogg21 said:

Rhyming Leonardo Dicaprio GIF

Yeah while binge watching this for the last 3 days occasionally I think about the CEOs of the companies that manufacture weapons taking this all in like….

 

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1 minute ago, BamaATL said:

I'm superstitious, if this means our friends in Ukraine keep kicking ass, I'm fine with us not scoring a run the rest of the season.  

In other thoughts anyone think there is a chance Vlad gets Mussolini'd?

Y'all play the ags on April 1-3 so you're guaranteed to score some runs then.

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3 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

 

Maybe it’s just a joint appreciation of track suits. 

14 minutes ago, Murfdogg21 said:

Instead of just “freezing” the Russian assets, I hope the plan is to take it and use to rebuild Ukraine. 

I was wondering that as well. The 640 Billion just seized from the Russian Central Band would be useful in the Ukraine Central Band about now

14 minutes ago, FartingMonk said:

He's fine.  He usually broadcasts at 4 AM Ukraine time.  So.  9 PM central time.  And his message isn't sent from his phone.  It's probably uploaded from somewhere else.  He probably has some super secret squirrel phone for him to talk to.  Otherwise Russia just needs to find a phone in Kiev that calls every country in NATO every morning.  

you have to think the US sent in a special ops team or 3 to protect him.

To be rid of Vlad, yes in a heartbeat I'd trade a loss to Texas on the gridiron, without thinking twice about it.  Hell, you can have it 70-0 in your favor, especially if it meant the dismantlement of the Russian Nuclear Arsenal.  

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