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I think Fareed Zikaria's opening monologue today starts with

 

"Holy Fucking Shit..."

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  • AUS-97HORN
    AUS-97HORN

    For the love of Christ woman,  stop posting the same fucking thing every 20 mins just to make your neurotic self feel better.     Bring something useful to the thread other than your inane babbli

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  • InkaUtexas
    InkaUtexas

    I volunteered today. Log/Admin role to replace people for 30-60 days. The operation is in the west, or should the Orcs win will be pulled back behind the NATO wall. Either way the humanitarian effort

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34 minutes ago, Goredho said:

The emperor has no clothes, but the asshole still has nukes and the peasants are laughing at him, wondering why they ever feared him.  This is a critical time where any small thing could tip this from being a local conflict to WW3.

I am curious, who here has children of an age to be drafted if this were to turn into WW3?  My oldest is 13, but I have some nieces and nephews who would be of an age to be called.  I can’t imagine them going to war.  They just aren’t equipped to be soldiers on a psychological level.

Here is to that being unnecessary.

Have you not noticed the complete ineptness of the Russian military against modern tech? 

NATO can teabag RU at will. RU is reportedly asking for peace talks 72 hours into getting pants.

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3 minutes ago, ShaggyBevo RIP said:

I've been thinking my tourist dollars will be spent there soon.

Man, I admire y’all for trying to be good people, but fuck that. Ukraine sucks. 

1 minute ago, StruggleBus said:

Man, I admire y’all for trying to be good people, but fuck that. Ukraine sucks. 

Russia and China swallow though. 

32 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Why cannot we just take him out then? Or pay someone else to do that? 

We should continue with sanctions until the Russians take him out.

17 minutes ago, GabrielsHorn said:

 

 

What do you suppose is the over/under would be on them saying “lawyer”?

6 minutes ago, StruggleBus said:

Man, I admire y’all for trying to be good people, but fuck that. Ukraine sucks. 

I'm going to be in Hungary (among other countries) in September (assuming it's still there, and no I won't be pissed if I can't go/Joyless Behar) and the family has now pitched a short stint into Ukraine, probably to Lviv, and we'll go just to spend some $$.  Hope we can make it.  I'm mostly Hungarian by descent with a little Ukrainian thrown in (great grandpa, remember that night you got smacked on Vodka and went over the border to that Ukrainian bordello?...)

8 minutes ago, StruggleBus said:

Man, I admire y’all for trying to be good people, but fuck that. Ukraine sucks. 

 

You’re not wrong. Definitely, Eastern Europe is a specific sort of experience. Kinda like going to Peru. 

20 minutes ago, GabrielsHorn said:

 

I mentioned it last night.  But for those that can spare 90 mins today go watch the Netflix Doc City Under Fire.  Even if you followed it at the time, well put together doc and watching a bunch of unarmed people continue advancing in the face of gunfire explains a lot about their current resolve. They were armed with shields and bricks in 2014.  Now they all have automatic weapons and molotov cocktails ready to defend their city.  So yeah, good luck with that Putin.

1 hour ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

I’m struck by how little credence you can place on ANY info right now…”unconfirmed reports out of…”

I’d wager less than 10% of everything being passed around as truth has any merit to it.

I honestly still haven't recovered from the Ghost of Kyiv not being real 

2 minutes ago, phdhorn said:

I'm going to be in Hungary (among other countries) in September (assuming it's still there, and no I won't be pissed if I can't go/Joyless Behar) and the family has now pitched a short stint into Ukraine, probably to Lviv, and we'll go just to spend some $$.  Hope we can make it.  I'm mostly Hungarian by descent with a little Ukrainian thrown in (great grandpa, remember that night you got smacked on Vodka and went over the border to that Ukrainian bordello?...)

I loved living in Hungary. There probably aren't that great a number of tourist sites at least compared to the Czech Republic, but the people were very nice and it seemed like a comfortable place to be.

14 minutes ago, StruggleBus said:

Man, I admire y’all for trying to be good people, but fuck that. Ukraine sucks. 

I dont need a lot, just a dive bar with cold beer, playing some rock/metal

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You’re not wrong. Definitely, Eastern Europe is a specific sort of experience. Kinda like going to Peru. 

I liked Peru.

Adding Ukraine to the list.
2 minutes ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

I honestly still haven't recovered from the Ghost of Kyiv not being real 

REUTERS:  Man Shocked that Ghost is not real.

2 minutes ago, Skipper said:

I mentioned it last night.  But for those that can spare 90 mins today go watch the Netflix Doc City Under Fire.  Even if you followed it at the time, well put together doc and watching a bunch of unarmed people continue advancing in the face of gunfire explains a lot about their current resolve. They were armed with shields and bricks in 2014.  Now they all have automatic weapons and molotov cocktails ready to defend their city.  So yeah, good luck with that Putin.

 

That damage wasn't done by molotov cocktails

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I liked Peru.

Adding Ukraine to the list.

 

Exactly. You want to pack some hiking shoes. 

If you’re looking for shopping, clubbing, etc then stay in the west.

 

Also, if you’re single the girls there do not put out. At all.

3 minutes ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

I honestly still haven't recovered from the Ghost of Kyiv not being real 

The Ghost is real in the Santa way. We all make it happen. You are the Ghost and I am the Ghost.

6 minutes ago, Constant said:

 

Didn’t know there were rednecks in Eastern Europe 

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1 minute ago, ShaggyBevo RIP said:

The Ghost is real in the Santa way. We all make it happen. You are the Ghost and I am the Ghost.

The real Ghost of Kyiv was the friends we made along the way 

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2 minutes ago, ShaggyBevo RIP said:

The Ghost is real in the Santa way. We all make it happen. You are the Ghost and I am the Ghost.

 

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2 minutes ago, Bevo said:

 

That damage wasn't done by molotov cocktails

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Oh yeah, they got the real shit too.  I'm just talking about your average 40 year old with zero military experience that is down.    I think just more of the realization I don't see how Russia can take the city absent resorting to war crimes.

5 minutes ago, Hefeweizen said:

 

 

What a piece of dick!

About those tactical nukes…

1 hour ago, Hawndoh said:

Man, scrappers and recyclers are going to have a busy Spring.

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2 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

Didn’t know there were rednecks in Eastern Europe 

Legend has it he’s still walking through the woods. 

Based on the video of the captured Russian soldiers, I wonder if the military would actually have the initiative to follow through with Poo’s order to use nuclear weapons. 

 

2 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

Didn’t know there were rednecks in Eastern Europe 

I'll buy that guy a pack of smokes any time. Surprised he can walk with balls that big.

7 minutes ago, Bevo said:

I loved living in Hungary. There probably aren't that great a number of tourist sites at least compared to the Czech Republic, but the people were very nice and it seemed like a comfortable place to be.

Outside of Budpest, a few, but Budapest is absolutely freaking amazing.  We spent a lot of time in hot baths, etc.  When I was there last, the country was still sort of coming out of the Iron Curtain funk, and eating/nightlife weren't quite what they appear to be now.  So I'm looking forward to it.

And yes, everyone, and I mean everyone over there grows Paprika.  Stereotype is true.

6 minutes ago, Constant said:

 

Holy shit this plus


 

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the long knives are about to come out 

 

 

1 hour ago, Enchubben said:

Enchubben’s Peace talk conditions:

1) Russia immediately forfeit all weapons and vehicles and withdraw all military forces from Ukraine.

2) Russia agree to prosecute and execute Putin for war crimes.

3) Restitution for injured/killed Ukrainians and payment to fix damaged critical infrastructure.

4) Russia to create new state sponsored NFT of dildos falling on Putin’s head.

 

 

2 minutes ago, Constant said:

Legend has it he’s still walking through the woods. 

trying to make good on the 30-day return policy

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My good friend and his wife adopted a toddler with Down syndrome from an orphanage in Ukraine in 2013. His wife posted this about an hour ago.

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37 minutes ago, GabrielsHorn said:

 

One of General Washington’s best generals, Henry Knox, was previously a bookstore owner. Greatness can come from curious originations. 

 
Exactly. You want to pack some hiking shoes. 
If you’re looking for shopping, clubbing, etc then stay in the west.
 
Also, if you’re single the girls there do not put out. At all.

Would it help if one weren’t single? Asking for a friend.

Keep crankin' out the bullshit, Vlad.  

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