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1 hour ago, ChickenSandwich said:

I’m sorry you didn’t think a picture was funny, I understand your outrage through your 4 posts attempting to get a reaction. 
 

Any insecurities you attach to a photo are your own. Have a nice Sunday. 

Swing and a miss again comrade.   No one believes that bullshit you just typed.  

Yeah, I am having a little fun picking on you, Zeus/GRU-Horn/DSA who seems to have been firewalled/reassigned or fallen out of a window, and Johnny Sack.    If you were a man you would own it, "yeah, I fucked up here" but I have little doubt you can do that.   

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    For the love of Christ woman,  stop posting the same fucking thing every 20 mins just to make your neurotic self feel better.     Bring something useful to the thread other than your inane babbli

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    I volunteered today. Log/Admin role to replace people for 30-60 days. The operation is in the west, or should the Orcs win will be pulled back behind the NATO wall. Either way the humanitarian effort

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5 minutes ago, rpspeed said:

Russia doing work minimizing NATO

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Kosovo has asked the United States to establish a permanent military base in the country and speed up its integration into NATO after Russia's invasion of Ukraine, Kosovo's Defence Minister Armend Mehaj said on Sunday.

The United States has already 635 soldiers in the Balkan country to maintain the fragile peace as part of a NATO peacekeeping mission.

"Accelerating Kosovo's membership in NATO and having a permanent base of American forces is an immediate need to guarantee peace, security and stability in the Western Balkans," Mehaj said on his Facebook page.

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29 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

 

 

Clearly they don’t. I think they are near the limits of their forward capability and the potential of lost air support assets at this point jeopardizes their ability to protect themselves domestically. Really hard to believe but the only plausible explanation 

I’m with you. Especially on the hard to believe part. I’m stunned. Even if I’d thought the Russian army was incompetent - and I falsely believed they’d turned things around after Georgia in 2008 - I couldn’t fathom its incompetence would run this deep. 

Consequences of normalizing self-serving corruption 

Haha, God I hope this is real (I found a workaround for my twitter lockdown)

15 minutes ago, Deej said:

Lost in all this is the fact Nicole has a boyfriend and is getting laid. Lots of Surly posters probably need welfare checks. 

She never said it was a guy

38 minutes ago, GabrielsHorn said:

 

Lined up close enough where a one-eyed monkey hanging from a balloon could take them out with a hand grenade.

Go on...

2 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

She never said it was a guy

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Citizens just walking behind tanks telling them to go home. I swear if the Ukrainian version of the Gap Kid shows up I'm going to get misty eyed.

 

29 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Damnit! Breaking out the prayers on my end. All I can fucking do! Hang in there Kyiv. God speed to all of those fighting! Fuck them up! 
 

 

A-10 pilots are probably frothing at the mouth at the moment....

Just now, Sawbonz said:

She never said it was a guy

I thought boyfriend was pretty self-explanatory but yes he’s a real man’s man and I let him pound my box on the regular. At least twice a day. Sometimes more when we both aren’t working. 
 

🤘🏼🤘🏼😃😃

Hope all of the weapons that all of these countries are giving to Ukraine get there real soon. Shit. They are in a war and fight for their damned lives. I wish we’d launch some damn air strikes on their fucking tanks and this shit would be over real quick. And get someone on the inside to fucking kill Putin. That assassin would be a hero! 

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1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

but yes he’s a real man’s man

So not a Surly regular?

In a massive development, the EU says that it will donate fighters to Ukraine.  AFP confirms. Still waiting to see how this works and if this is “ now” or if it is “if you’re a country later.”

How it could work: Poland flys MiG-29s as does Slovakia, Slovakia is waiting for new F-16 block 70s.  Bulgaria flies Su-25s.  Other Allies would pick up their air defense. 
 

Before anyone asks- no, it’s no use putting a Ukrainian trained on a MiG in a Eurofighter.

 

7 minutes ago, MillerEP said:

Haha, God I hope this is real (I found a workaround for my twitter lockdown)

I saw this earlier and the tractor had a Z painted on the side. Guessing the tank broke down.  Either way, just shows how shitty the Russian army really is

Man I really hope Zelenskyy makes it through the night. I honestly didn’t expect him to last night. 

4 minutes ago, Nivek said:

A-10 pilots are probably frothing at the mouth at the moment....

Can you imagine? Now that would be a fucking video

4 minutes ago, Nivek said:

A-10 pilots are probably frothing at the mouth at the moment....

How much capability do the Ukrainians have to attack that thing?

Just now, JesusSweatDuck said:

Can you imagine? Now that would be a fucking video

It would look like the kill floor of a slaughter house. 

2 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

In a massive development, the EU says that it will donate fighters to Ukraine.  AFP confirms. Still waiting to see how this works and if this is “ now” or if it is “if you’re a country later.”

How it could work: Poland flys MiG-29s as does Slovakia, Slovakia is waiting for new F-16 block 70s.  Bulgaria flies Su-25s.  Other Allies would pick up their air defense. 
 

Before anyone asks- no, it’s no use putting a Ukrainian trained on a MiG in a Eurofighter.

 

That’s ok the MiG can do a 4G negative dive

Just now, Parliament said:

How much capability do the Ukrainians have to attack that thing?

They supposedly have some TB-2s. 

57 minutes ago, GabrielsHorn said:

Next up is the Vatican with 5 holy hand grenades. 

3, sir.

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41 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Damnit! Breaking out the prayers on my end. All I can fucking do! Hang in there Kyiv. God speed to all of those fighting! Fuck them up! 
 

 

If only Ukraine had a dragon.

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3 minutes ago, Parliament said:

How much capability do the Ukrainians have to attack that thing?

@JesusSweatDuck posted this earlier. Allegedly one of the Turkish drones. 

1 hour ago, 956 Worldwide said:

War in Europe is different.  It just is.  You can’t blame Europeans for this but it hits different. 

They are the SEC of war. 

8 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

In a massive development, the EU says that it will donate fighters to Ukraine.  AFP confirms. Still waiting to see how this works and if this is “ now” or if it is “if you’re a country later.”

How it could work: Poland flys MiG-29s as does Slovakia, Slovakia is waiting for new F-16 block 70s.  Bulgaria flies Su-25s.  Other Allies would pick up their air defense. 
 

Before anyone asks- no, it’s no use putting a Ukrainian trained on a MiG in a Eurofighter.

 

Will Smith flew an alien craft without any training. I don’t see why not. How complicated could one of these things be? Hook up a PS5 controller and let ‘em work through the kinks. 

23 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Let's Eat Poutine! ???

You joke, but that's actually how the French spell his name. That's embarrassing enough for him, but the natural inclination if they spelled it the same as us would be to pronounce it like their word "putain." And, yes, that means the exact same thing as puta in Spanish.

1 minute ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

They are the SEC of war. 

Top heavy?

9 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Can you imagine? Now that would be a fucking video

There is a video floating around of an AC-130 gunship blowing up a Panamanian convoy like that, with Van Halen’s “Panama” dubbed in. 

4 minutes ago, Pods said:

@JesusSweatDuck posted this earlier. Allegedly one of the Turkish drones. 

Realistically, you just gotta take out some at the front and plug it all up.  Then take out the guys moving to side roads.

4 minutes ago, Deej said:

Top heavy?

Spain is the biggest Party School.

1 hour ago, GabrielsHorn said:

 

It really is like these Russians at the front haven't been told where they are going or that they are in a war. 

40 minutes ago, SmokeyTheBear said:

https://www.reuters.com/world/middle-east/turkey-implement-international-pact-access-shipping-straits-due-ukraine-war-2022-02-27/

NATO member Turkey changed its rhetoric to call Russia's assault on Ukraine a "war" on Sunday and pledged to implement parts of an international pact that would potentially limit the transit of Russian warships from the Mediterranean to the Black Sea.

Kyiv had appealed to Ankara to block any more Russian ships from entering the Black Sea, from which Moscow launched an incursion on Ukraine's southern coast. At least six Russian warships and a submarine transited Turkey's straits this month.

"It is not a couple of air strikes now, the situation in Ukraine is officially a war... We will implement the Montreux Convention," Mevlut Cavusoglu, Turkey's foreign minister, said in an interview with broadcaster CNN Turk.

Hey man, I hate to take away from the events overseas, but it’s “Smoky Bear”. There’s no “the”. Like with Ukraine. 

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30 minutes ago, Nivek said:

Swing and a miss again comrade.   No one believes that bullshit you just typed.  

Yeah, I am having a little fun picking on you, Zeus/GRU-Horn/DSA who seems to have been firewalled/reassigned or fallen out of a window, and Johnny Sack.    If you were a man you would own it, "yeah, I fucked up here" but I have little doubt you can do that.   

I dont expect we'll see Johnny Sack around for awhile. he hasnt slept in days while he tries to pick out his favorite pooty penis, and he's only halfway done.

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4 minutes ago, Parliament said:

Realistically, you just gotta take out some at the front and plug it all up.  Then take out the guys moving to side roads.

Correct and then when they try to go around in a field they end up like this

 

These are really expensive tanks rendered useless by idiot operators and mud

Just now, Blotto said:

I dont expect we'll see Johnny Sack around for awhile. he hasnt slept in days while he tries to pick out his favorite pooty penis, and he's only halfway done.

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@Johnny Sack is this true?

1 hour ago, RDCanecutter said:

Reuters: CHEROKEE BREATHE SIGH OF RELIEF AS ALL WHITE PEOPLE NOW CLAIM TO BE PART UKRAINIAN JEWISH

(Raises hand)

7 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

Spain is the biggest Party School.

They had an abusive father who didn’t let anyone outside for decades, though. 

6 hours ago, Dutchrudder said:

One silver lining in all this is that Call of Duty will have a new refreshing setting and story to use for their next installment.

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i do think we're back deep into "bad guys in action flicks are russian" territory. we never quite left, but we're back in the thick of it. especially since the central bank won't contain enough rubles to buy a movie ticket

6 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

@Johnny Sack is this true?

Yes it's true, this man has many dicks./billmurray

8 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Correct and then when they try to go around in a field they end up like this

 

These are really expensive tanks rendered useless by idiot operators and mud

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