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25 minutes ago, The Ace of Aces said:

I haven’t posted much about Putin himself so this is as god as time as any. 

Vladimir Putin is no mastermind. He is clever and had great political instincts (until recently) but he’s not very smart. He does not think things through. He gets an idea, acts on it, and then figured out later how to manage the situation he created. His KGB training didn’t allow for thinking things through and the fact he was plucked out to be a leader was a little luck and a lot of happenstance and nothing really to do with his mindset.

I know quite a few who have had to deal with him/his admin directly. They all say he’s not all that bright. 

He knows a shitload about a little.  And that knowledge doesn’t translate to this century.  
 

Also FUCK HIM.  
 

sorry, boozing.  I’m back MF’s 

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    For the love of Christ woman,  stop posting the same fucking thing every 20 mins just to make your neurotic self feel better.     Bring something useful to the thread other than your inane babbli

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    I volunteered today. Log/Admin role to replace people for 30-60 days. The operation is in the west, or should the Orcs win will be pulled back behind the NATO wall. Either way the humanitarian effort

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1 minute ago, SimonBolivar said:

Rubio's tweets are certainly pointing to a Russian military win in the future. I think we all expect it, but it's going to suck when it happens. 

They’ll win the battle and badly lose the war.  

By the way Ukrainian is free to learn on Duolingo for anyone looking to help prop up the culture.

1 minute ago, SimonBolivar said:

Rubio's tweets are certainly pointing to a Russian military win in the future. I think we all expect it, but it's going to suck when it happens. 

It’s entirely possible.  Just in sheer numbers.  Bit what does a “win” look like?   Then what?   They going to try and occupy and subdue the populace?   Good Luck with that.  
 

militarily they can occupy the major population centers, but they dot have the resources to hold all of the country.  

21 minutes ago, Telegraph_it said:

Yea this is what has me slightly worried. Rubio’s last few tweets are not optimal. 
 

Having gone three days without power last year I don’t need a cyber attack or EMP in 2022. 

I really don’t think Putin wants a direct confrontation with us. That would be an unequivocal act of war

1 minute ago, Handcruser said:

I’m selling guns like hotcakes. People are scared.

Seriously?  Of what? 

18 minutes ago, SizzleChest said:

More likely that happens in the EU than here, at least from a widespread perspective.

The 60 minutes story tonight indicated that terrorists or foreign actors only have to take out between 9 and 21 transformer stations nationwide to take down the entire non-Texas grid. Ya. Not good.

I just withdrew as much cash I could from my accounts via atms tonight. Already have some cash at home, but not a bad idea to add. 

I got some groceries, some peanut butter
To last a couple of days
But I ain't got no speakers, ain't got no headphones
Ain't got no records to play
46 minutes ago, ShaggyBevo RIP said:

SteelShank is very disappointed in your dedication to laying pipe.

Hey, baby, make it happen.

Just now, ChiTownDoc said:

They’ll win the battle and badly lose the war.  

I’m not so sure anymore. I just know this is getting to the point of stupidity, the world has seen what is happening and keeps pretending like this is just about the Ukraine. 

1 minute ago, TexPx said:


I got some groceries, some peanut butter
To last a couple of days
But I ain't got no speakers, ain't got no headphones
Ain't got no records to play

Sing it, mutha fuckaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!

1 minute ago, Sawbonz said:

I really don’t think Putin wants a direct confrontation with us. That would be an unequivocal act of war

They have enough proxies to cast some measure of doubt and we’re not going to invade or directly attack another nuclear power

10 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

Not sure whether to just get drunk or what. I guess can buy some canned food for use if this gets sideways for a couple of weeks without power and then get drunk.

We've got wine, whiskey, and more than enough dogfood to feed us and the dog.

11 minutes ago, troph said:

We have plenty of water, going to grab some rice and beans (x5) and some charcoal under the radar the next day or so just in case. Guns and ammo covered. We have our rv generators too, might grab some petrol for them. 

I’m in DC. So if it comes to this, I’ll be glowing ash. Pour one out for me. 

1 minute ago, Dbeasy said:

The 60 minutes story tonight indicated that terrorists or foreign actors only have to take out between 9 and 21 transformer stations nationwide to take down the entire non-Texas grid. Ya. Not good.

Yeah because that’s so fucking easy and 60 minutes is just broadcasting to the enemies of the US exactly what to do. Lol

Just now, immamac said:

I’m not so sure anymore. I just know this is getting to the point of stupidity, the world has seen what is happening and keeps pretending like this is just about the Ukraine. 

They are grounding all oligarch jets.  They can’t land or take off anywhere in europe.  Do you really not think they’ll pool resources and put 100M each on Putin’s head?   

Just now, Handcruser said:

I’m selling guns like hotcakes. People are scared.

Probably need to watch out for those Cubans coming up through Mexico and Alaska. 

You already know that’s done. This was more for if our banks get tied up somehow. 
I hope you get fucked. Traitor
I do have some American Sunflower seeds; they will work in a pinch
10 minutes ago, Herbie Hancock said:


There’s wild overreaction and then there’s this. Cool your jets turbo you’re starting to sound like Brisket

Give her a break. Her washing machine just declared war

3 minutes ago, Handcruser said:

I’m selling guns like hotcakes. People are scared.

Huh? You have a gun store in Kyiv? 

 

3 minutes ago, Handcruser said:

I’m selling guns like hotcakes. People are scared.

Huh? You have a gun store in Kyiv? 

 

6 minutes ago, BabaYaga said:

It’s entirely possible.  Just in sheer numbers.  Bit what does a “win” look like?   Then what?   They going to try and occupy and subdue the populace?   Good Luck with that.  
 

militarily they can occupy the major population centers, but they dot have the resources to hold all of the country.  

They'll find a Ukrainian Gustáv Husák out there somewhere and they'll kill thousands over the next five years to keep rule. They'll also lose thousands of soldiers (Russian/Belarussian/Collaborationist Ukrainian) in doing so until eventually Ukraine becomes Belarus 2.0. That's my uneducated guess

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3 minutes ago, Handcruser said:

I’m selling guns like hotcakes. People are scared.

Huh? You have a gun store in Kyiv? 

 

4 minutes ago, Handcruser said:

I’m selling guns like hotcakes. People are scared.

I’ve got a 30-06 in the box still extra I won in a raffle that I don’t need that I want to sell but don’t know where to post it if you know anyone that wants one. I just don’t know where or how you sell guns but also haven’t tried much.  

25 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

I need to know what the political Nostradamus of Surly, BrisketTexas, believes is going to happen. Every time he posts some outrageous, unbelievable prediction, he's been right more often than not.

bbQ

3 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

I really don’t think Putin wants a direct confrontation with us. That would be an unequivocal act of war

Putin has talked a lot about not liking the new world order, and wanting to go back to a bi-polar world. I guess he didn’t get the memo that if the world has two competing major nations, Russia won’t be one of them. 

Just now, immamac said:

No, I don’t. 

Oh being safely distanced from daddy?  There will be Russian billionaires doing backroom deals to end this regime.  Mark it down.  It’s not a guarantee they’ll succeed but money talks.  
 

 

Also, having your PJ grounded is the stuff of nightmares.  Yikes

I’ve got a 30-06 in the box still extra I won in a raffle that I don’t need that I want to sell but don’t know where to post it if you know anyone that wants one. I just don’t know where or how you sell guns but also haven’t tried much.  

PM me pics and details.
Just now, Handcruser said:


Close. Austin.

DM me if ya got any 30 cal short for my carbine. 

2 minutes ago, immamac said:

I’m not so sure anymore. I just know this is getting to the point of stupidity, the world has seen what is happening and keeps pretending like this is just about the Ukraine. 

Exactly. 
 

1 minute ago, immamac said:

Yeah because that’s so fucking easy and 60 minutes is just broadcasting to the enemies of the US exactly what to do. Lol

You should always question why you’re being shown something on 60 minutes. Did they just have that segment teed up? 
 

I used to watch 60 minutes and take it seriously until I saw them fabricate a scene on one of their opioid epidemic segments. Was eye opening. 
 

3 minutes ago, Born to Run said:

I hope you get fucked. Traitor
I do have some American Sunflower seeds; they will work in a pinch

Yes questioning steps we’re taking in a conflict that doesn’t directly affect us is traitorous. The conditioning has worked well on you. 

7 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Seriously?  Of what? 

People gonna shoot down the incoming nukes with their pistols.  Duh.  Just like shooting at the hurricanes to knock them off track.

2 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Oh being safely distanced from daddy?  There will be Russian billionaires doing backroom deals to end this regime.  Mark it down.  It’s not a guarantee they’ll succeed but money talks.  
 

 

Also, having your PJ grounded is the stuff of nightmares.  Yikes

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4 minutes ago, BabaYaga said:

It’s entirely possible.  Just in sheer numbers.  Bit what does a “win” look like?   Then what?   They going to try and occupy and subdue the populace?   Good Luck with that.  
 

militarily they can occupy the major population centers, but they dot have the resources to hold all of the country.  

yeah man its no longer possible. The win was based on an easy victory and Ukraine not being the Ukraine we are seeing now. 

not only would a puppet not last in terms of resources, it would mean a permanent disconnect of Russia from the world. The world now sees clearly a population of people that don't want shit to do with Russia. that image and that known quantity now out in the wild is the deathwish to putin. ya fucked up son

internal coup dead ass putin is all we have left on table. 

Thought -

clearly we have an inside track to Russian intel such that we see the orders given to generals (by we I mean Rubio).

and surely we’ve game planned some pre-emotive deal such that - if Putin directs a launch… we respond as follows, right?

 

Tactical nuke to Ukraine - sit tight

something more - ?

So what is the Russian move that causes us to go on the offense?

2 minutes ago, Captain Obvious said:

People gonna shoot down the incoming nukes with their pistols.  Duh.  Just like shooting at the hurricanes to knock them off track.

More like shooting looters at HEB.  YOU CAN'T NUKE HEB!!

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