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14 minutes ago, Doc Reeves said:

I’ve eaten the shit out of those (expired mres) 

fun note to non-military, they harden up your poos so you don’t need as to wipe your butt as much. If you you snack on them the will constipate the shit… uh, into you. 

John Wayne Bars!!! ( JW never had to poop 💩)

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    For the love of Christ woman,  stop posting the same fucking thing every 20 mins just to make your neurotic self feel better.     Bring something useful to the thread other than your inane babbli

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    I volunteered today. Log/Admin role to replace people for 30-60 days. The operation is in the west, or should the Orcs win will be pulled back behind the NATO wall. Either way the humanitarian effort

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Looks like the sanctions are hurting already. Russian Oil company about to accidentally fall out of a window

 

 

I think one of Putin's main objective with invading Ukraine is to send a message that Russia will not be kind to NATO border countries being kind to EU and NATO. He severely miscalculated how this war would proceed and how the neighbors would respond. The neighboring countries now know that must file for EU membership and probably NATO membership too. Damn, he done fucked up.

 

1 hour ago, crash_davis said:

I'm not saying he's in Lybia. Just said there was a post of an odd US Recon flight to Libya. Didn't think anything of it until that post about Putin hiding in Benghazi. It's all prob bullshit but it's prob safe to say the coward is not in Russia.

They’re looking for a shoddy bomb casing full of used pinball machine parts 

7 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

I think one of Putin's main objective with invading Ukraine is to send a message that Russia will not be kind to NATO border countries being kind to EU and NATO. He severely miscalculated how this war would proceed and how the neighbors would respond. The neighboring countries now know that must file for EU membership and probably NATO membership too. Damn, he done fucked up.

 

Unintended consequences are unintended....

8 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Looks like the sanctions are hurting already. Russian Oil company about to accidentally fall out of a window

 

 

Putin is currently googling how to conscript a business into the military. 

Another thought. 

Any fear that any US military leadership had with fighting a conventional war against Russia are now erased. The capabilities and readiness of the Russia army is shit. Troops are untrained, planning and strategy is a joke, equipment is held together by duct tape, they are depleting a shitton of weapons stock on this war. US military has to be licking it's chops at the chance of fighting Russian military. Of course that would end in nuclear war but it will be fun watching us kick the ever living shit out of the Russians until then.

13 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

there's a question if those Polish Migs have or have not been delivered. some speculation is some have and more are coming. we know Turkey is sending more drones. again question is how many have been received and how many more are coming.

if the UA airforce can start regularly start flying sorties against the convoy, it will change everything.

where are you still hearing that's a question?  as of two days ago it was a hard no.

1 hour ago, crash_davis said:

 

 

the Ukrainians look like the crew from a site work contractor.  I love it.

2 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

Another thought. 

Any fear that any US military leadership had with fighting a conventional war against Russia are now erased. The capabilities and readiness of the Russia army is shit. Troops are untrained, planning and strategy is a joke, equipment is held together by duct tape, they are depleting a shitton of weapons stock on this war. US military has to be licking it's chops at the chance of fighting Russian military. Of course that would end in nuclear war but it will be fun watching us kick the ever living shit out of the Russians until then.

Just keep funneling a shit ton of munitions into the country and help the Ukes maintain some measure of air support.  

1 hour ago, 27-25 said:

Damn drugged up Russian Blues should have been banned from competing for years!

That will improve RU military morale and effectiveness for sure!  Brilliant!

I’m sure that sent to fight in the invasion will mean weaponless and ordered to clear minefields with their feet or assault enemy positions with a herring.

1 minute ago, gsoda3 said:

where are you still hearing that's a question?  as of two days ago it was a hard no.

i read a tweet that said Poland wasn't going to "deliver" the migs but didn't preclude Ukrainian pilots from taking them from Poland to deliver the planes themselves. maybe it was bullshit.

3 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

Another thought. 

Any fear that any US military leadership had with fighting a conventional war against Russia are now erased. The capabilities and readiness of the Russia army is shit. Troops are untrained, planning and strategy is a joke, equipment is held together by duct tape, they are depleting a shitton of weapons stock on this war. US military has to be licking it's chops at the chance of fighting Russian military. Of course that would end in nuclear war but it will be fun watching us kick the ever living shit out of the Russians until then.

So you are saying like 1 day of fun and then death. Sounds a lot like the Doesn’t matter, had sex…wait… thread.

2 minutes ago, Bevo said:

So you are saying like 1 day of fun and then death. Sounds a lot like the Doesn’t matter, had sex…wait… thread.

if we're all going to die, die with a smile knowing we crushed our enemies, seen them driven before us, and heard the lamentation of their women!

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7 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

Another thought. 

Any fear that any US military leadership had with fighting a conventional war against Russia are now erased. The capabilities and readiness of the Russia army is shit. Troops are untrained, planning and strategy is a joke, equipment is held together by duct tape, they are depleting a shitton of weapons stock on this war. US military has to be licking it's chops at the chance of fighting Russian military. Of course that would end in nuclear war but it will be fun watching us kick the ever living shit out of the Russians until then.

 

US military would own the skies and the war would be over asap. Then the ruskies start tossing nukes 

16 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

I think one of Putin's main objective with invading Ukraine is to send a message that Russia will not be kind to NATO border countries being kind to EU and NATO. He severely miscalculated how this war would proceed and how the neighbors would respond. The neighboring countries now know that must file for EU membership and probably NATO membership too. Damn, he done fucked up.

 

EU is becoming the SEC of the region. 

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and to hear the lamentation of their women!

Or in my case, mild disappointment.....

1 minute ago, Cheeseweasel said:

EU is becoming the SEC of the region. 

Committed to defense but not much offense?

1 hour ago, BabaYaga said:

Been hearing more and more of this.  That this absolutely has the chance to turn into a Balkan style slug fest that will last years and years with ever escalating levels of atrocities from both sides.  

Except both sides have enough ICBM and sub nuke warheads to destroy nearly the entirety of North America, Europe, and Asia. Good times

1 hour ago, crash_davis said:

 

I'm surprised that they weren't met with a hail of Molotov cocktails.

2 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

EU is becoming the SEC of the region. 

then Moldova is Vanderbilt without the academics

5 minutes ago, Bobby_Batronic said:

I’m sure that sent to fight in the invasion will mean weaponless and ordered to clear minefields with their feet or assault enemy positions with a herring.

You joke, but at the bleakest point during Stalingrad, they’d boat conscripts across the Volga with no weapons and a Commissar with a pistol to shoot deserters at the back of the boat. The conscripts had to find something to fight with once they hit the beach, usually a rifle from a dead guy. 

35 minutes ago, Foosters said:

So they're gonna give guns and weapons to the people who want to topple Putin? 

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Probably just tie them to the front of tanks

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Texas DPS just asked if they can "run" that fund.

 

1 hour ago, crash_davis said:

 

 

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2 minutes ago, Bateshorn said:

You joke, but at the bleakest point during Stalingrad, they’d boat conscripts across the Volga with no weapons and a Commissar with a pistol to shoot deserters at the back of the boat. The conscripts had to find something to fight with once they hit the beach, usually a rifle from a dead guy. 

 штрафбат were all over the place.

 

 

at what point does the cia get serious about finding a group to off putin ?

And they are all stuck in a 40 mile-long convoy north of Kyiv, on roads constructed under the supervision of the Texas Department of Transportation, specifically the managers of the Austin-Dallas portion of I-35. 

6 minutes ago, Bateshorn said:

You joke, but at the bleakest point during Stalingrad, they’d boat conscripts across the Volga with no weapons and a Commissar with a pistol to shoot deserters at the back of the boat. The conscripts had to find something to fight with once they hit the beach, usually a rifle from a dead guy. 

 

1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

at what point does the cia get serious about finding a group to off putin ?

Oligarchs are going to be stuck with their families so they might do it.  

 

7 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

 

I like the reassurances, but I know I'm not alone in wanting to see video evidence of a 17-40 mile long trail of smoking, ruined Russian equipment.

2 hours ago, BabaYaga said:

This will go over well, if your plan is to galvanize the country and the rest of the world against you.  JFC, are history books not sold in Russia.  

The ONLY thing I can think of is this is Putin's tactic to bring us and the rest of the West into the fray?

 

He just needs to be killed. I don’t care what country does it. Just don’t allow them to connect it to them. He needs to be killed today. No more fucking waiting around. Figure out how to make it look like an accident and hasten his journey to hell. 

1 minute ago, atomheartbevo said:

And they are all stuck in a 40 mile-long convoy north of Kyiv, on roads constructed under the supervision of the Texas Department of Transportation, specifically the managers of the Austin-Dallas portion of I-35. 

so Waco...

1 minute ago, atomheartbevo said:

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They're really trying their best to draw the west into this war aren't they.

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FUCK SA.

we should've nuked their asses after 9/11. every US president has been too cozy with that piece of shit royal family. time to fuck some shit up there.

 

3 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

so Waco...

If it's Waco, can't we just send in the ATF and FBI to burn Putin's house down?

36 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Looks like the sanctions are hurting already. Russian Oil company about to accidentally fall out of a window

 

 


Yall have really found the pocket with some of the Russian comments this morning. Bravo. 

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