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5 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

Mexico, might want to just focus on protecting Puerto Vallarta and Cabo.

That said, the Kuril Islands need to be on the lookout for some midget subs.

So.....what you're saying is.....we're going to capture PV and Cabo with infiltrated crews of drunken tourists and hot women in skimpy bathing suits?

I am interested in your ideas, and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

2 minutes ago, MoJames said:

Enjoy Pueblo Colorado.

I mean, we gotta build the re-education camps for Mountain Time Zone folks who don't submit to the Texan yoke somewhere, so we'll need Pueblo.

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    For the love of Christ woman,  stop posting the same fucking thing every 20 mins just to make your neurotic self feel better.     Bring something useful to the thread other than your inane babbli

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    I volunteered today. Log/Admin role to replace people for 30-60 days. The operation is in the west, or should the Orcs win will be pulled back behind the NATO wall. Either way the humanitarian effort

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15 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Inside cities with large apartment buildings like that?  Not really.

For example, we have seen strikes on civilian buildings in Kyiv.   There is no real RU presence in Kyiv.  They are shelling the shit out of Irpin.  Again, no real Russian presence in Irpin proper.  Sorry, but your hypothesis doesn't hold up.  The large residential buildings that are being shelled are not being used for shelter by combatants in urban combat, because there isn't urban combat happening anywhere close to those buildings.

But then that's a question you ask yourself. Now why in the hell would the Russians waste a perfectly good cruise missile on an apartment building that has absolutely no significance.  Or lob a shell at a park?  Maybe the helicopters they had flying overhead got lit up by a stinger in that area.  Just maybe.  This is an insurgency.  The Russians are doing very bad shit but don't think they aren't getting goaded into firing some "cut that shit out" shots too.  Iraqis did that shit all the time.  Hey I'm gonna lob a few missiles at you from the mosque. I double dog dare you to level the mosque. They ain't wrong they ain't right.  It's war.  

 

 

Remember a few weeks ago you were advocating blowing up the power plants to get the world's attention.  Is something like this really above fighting dirty when it is for your countrys survival

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7 minutes ago, MoJames said:

Enjoy Pueblo Colorado.

Don't leave out beautiful Trinidad and Walsenburg!

2 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

So.....what you're saying is.....we're going to capture PV and Cabo with infiltrated crews of drunken tourists and hot women in skimpy bathing suits?

PV and Cabo are distractions from the true main attack, which will erupt in all directions from San Miguel de Allende as Midwestern Matrons in Frida T-Shirts rampage through the land, speaking slowly and loudly and driving up drink prices 300%.

16 minutes ago, Chewbacca said:

How could CO think you've forgotten about us?  You fuckers won't leave!

and we already act like we own the place.

10 minutes ago, BachelorTrek said:

And Spain can tell Mexico to hold their Sangria.  Lulz.

There's always someone from before whose ancient claim pre-dates yours.

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5 minutes ago, Chewbacca said:

Don't leave out beautiful Trinidad and Walsenburg!

Hey, I've purchased many medicinal goods in Trinidad, CO.

These guys are just amazing. Up against an evil super power with still the oppty to do catastrophic damage. Worse than we’d like to imagine and this guy (translation of Tweet): 

“Terror defense looks forward to Russian "liberators" 🔥
 Of course, if they arrive!”

I really think they can beat them out of Ukraine . I do. 

 

 

8 minutes ago, FartingMonk said:

But then that's a question you ask yourself. Now why in the hell would the Russians waste a perfectly good cruise missile on an apartment building that has absolutely no significance.  Or lob a shell at a park?  Maybe the helicopters they had flying overhead got lit up by a stinger in that area.  Just maybe.  This is an insurgency.  The Russians are doing very bad shit but don't think they aren't getting goaded into firing some "cut that shit out" shots too.  Iraqis did that shit all the time.  Hey I'm gonna lob a few missiles at you from the mosque. I double dog dare you to level the mosque. They ain't wrong they ain't right.  It's war.  

 

 

Remember a few weeks ago you were advocating blowing up the power plants to get the world's attention.  Is something like this really above fighting dirty when it is for your countrys survival

Oh, I'm not categorically ruling it out.  But we're also seeing Russia in a familiar tactical position -- frustrated and angry.  And blowing the fuck out of civilian structures is an engraved page in their historical playbook.

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30 minutes ago, Zonahorn said:

 

Knowing Deere, they’ve mailed out a bunch of letters indicating this is a violation of the terms of purchase and the tractors will need to be returned to the dealership for a software upgrade, at the farmers expense, natch.

14 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

I mean, we gotta build the re-education camps for Mountain Time Zone folks who don't submit to the Texan yoke somewhere, so we'll need Pueblo.

Because reading is fundamental?

1 minute ago, Brisketexan said:

Oh, I'm not categorically ruling it out.  But we're also seeing Russia in a familiar tactical position -- frustrated and angry.  And blowing the fuck out of civilian structures is an engraved page in their historical playbook.

Yeah.  But it's not a random lob.  They level city blocks for funzies

6 minutes ago, Grade of D as in David said:

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I enjoyed Chief Dan George's deadpan humor better.  Lulz.

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28 minutes ago, Orange&White said:

Haven't we seen destroyed russian convoys inside cities in the rah rah Ukrainian posts? Haven't we been hearing constantly about Russian soldier shooting civilians in the cities? There are a lot of posts and tweets about Russians doing dastardly deeds inside cities, so not all of those shots are from miles away from the structures.

Just so were clear, you actually believe Russian Soldiers are rolling down city streets in Kiev, close enough that Ukranian citizens in apartment mid-rises are firing at them...and the logical Russian solider response is to look up and blast the building with enough rocket and explosive fire to demolish said building, which would then be dropping right on top of them? That's your working theory on what's been happening there? 

For fuck's sake, dude they're blasting residential areas from miles away with missiles because they haven't even fucking surrounded kiev yet, much less have their soldiers consistently patrolling all the streets. Are you even reading the posts and maps on this thread? Nevermind, I think we all know the answer here.  

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12 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

I really think they can beat them out of Ukraine . I do. 

 

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But of course Russia is. Fuck them and Fuck China honestly. I only wanted the tweet about the China Union Pay but it tacked on the oil at the pumps for some reason also.
 

 

6 minutes ago, Chooky said:

Get your shit together, Mexico.

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19 minutes ago, Bateshorn said:

Knowing Deere, they’ve mailed out a bunch of letters indicating this is a violation of the terms of purchase and the tractors will need to be returned to the dealership for a software upgrade, at the farmers expense, natch.

Don't forget the delivery charges

36 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

So.....what you're saying is.....we're going to capture PV and Cabo with infiltrated crews of drunken tourists and hot women in skimpy bathing suits?

I am interested in your ideas, and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

I mean, we gotta build the re-education camps for Mountain Time Zone folks who don't submit to the Texan yoke somewhere, so we'll need Pueblo.

yep. we take Baja and PV and from there it is a hop skip and a jump to Costa Rica.  probably can be done in a week if the supply lines of tequila and chilaquiles/menudo keep up.

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49 minutes ago, BabaYaga said:

Mexico says hold my cerveza

They ain't got nothing on the British Empire

Translation: “Georgian volunteers in Ukraine and are already taking part in hostilities as part of the Foreign Legion of the Ministry of Defense

 The main thing with a good mood and set up to win 🇬🇪
 

 

1 minute ago, TexasEd said:

They ain't got nothing on the British Empire

Rome says hold my wine. 

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2 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

yep. we take Baja and PV and from there it is a hop skip and a jump to Costa Rica.  probably can be done in a week if the supply lines of tequila and chilaquiles/menudo keep up.

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1 minute ago, InkaUtexas said:

Rome says hold my wine. 

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talk about waterfront property tax revenue..holy shit

1 minute ago, InkaUtexas said:

Rome says hold my wine. 

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The Mongols say bless their little Roman hearts...

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27 minutes ago, Bateshorn said:

Knowing Deere, they’ve mailed out a bunch of letters indicating this is a violation of the terms of purchase and the tractors will need to be returned to the dealership for a software upgrade, at the farmers expense, natch.

John Deere

go fuck yourself!

2 minutes ago, ShaggyBevo RIP said:

John Deere

go fuck yourself!

Mess with the Deere, you get the antlers!

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4 minutes ago, BabaYaga said:

The Mongols say bless their little Roman hearts...

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Size yes, but Rome had better land. 

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2 hours ago, Orange&White said:

I am going to start a new "SERIOUS" thread that ONLY reports on documented canned vegetable weaponry. This thread has been great but I think we can do better.

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(Reuters) - Russia Shifting Focus to New, More [Serious] War

Frustrated with the lack of progress in Russia's stagnant war against the Ukraine, Russian President Vladimir Putin announced today that Russia would be launching a new, more [serious] war against the Ukraine.

"Do not believe the lies from the west," exclaimed Putin with a glare that would have struck fear into the hearts of all men only two weeks ago.  "Russia is the greatest and most powerful nation this world has known, and we will not stop until our enemies are not only beaten, but utterly destroyed!"  He then outlined a strategy for his new, more [serious] war wherein pickle jars would be classified as weapons of mass destruction, the posting of pithy quips and memes would become war crimes and farm equipment capable of towing elite Russian tanks off the battlefield would be outlawed.

When asked to respond, Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy simply tweeted, "Russian Dicktater -- go fuck yourself."

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

Shit, I'm getting on board with this reclaiming territory that was historically claimed by you.

That's right, New Mexico and Colorado, we're comin' for ya......and Kansas, OK, and Wyoming.....don't think we've forgotten about you.....

 

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You sure you want the Oklahoma panhandle back?

3 minutes ago, Goredho said:

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(Reuters) - Russia Shifting Focus to New, More [Serious] War

Frustrated with the lack of progress in Russia's stagnant war against the Ukraine, Russian President Vladimir Putin announced today that Russia would be launching a new, more [serious] war against the Ukraine.

"Do not believe the lies from the west," exclaimed Putin with a glare that would have struck fear into the hearts of all men only two weeks ago.  "Russia is the greatest and most powerful nation this world has known, and we will not stop until our enemies are not only beaten, but utterly destroyed!"  He then outlined a strategy for his new, more [serious] war wherein pickle jars would be classified as weapons of mass destruction, the posting of pithy quips and memes would become war crimes and farm equipment capable of towing elite Russian tanks off the battlefield would be outlawed.

When asked to respond, Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy simply tweeted, "Russian Dicktater -- go fuck yourself."

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2 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

Size yes, but Rome had better land. 

And Rome had it earlier in history, which was the entire point of this odd little tangent down memory lane.

So in that case, the prehistoric protozoa say, "hold my... single cell..."

 

You hate to see the UKES who are conducting significant close air support missions and aerial interdiction missions, and not the Russians.

 

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You sure you want the Oklahoma panhandle back?

What, you think we're not gonna need trash dumps?

2 minutes ago, Parliament said:

Dill or sweet pickles?  Before I answer, I need to know.

Sweet and Bread and Butter only, those Russian bastards aren't good enough for Dills.

CHIEF

1 minute ago, Constant said:

You sure you want the Oklahoma panhandle back?

Hey ags, your little campus, we need to talk about a new location....

5 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

Size yes, but Rome had better land. 

Plus the Mongols only had about 600 people and a bunch of yaks.

Just now, phdhorn said:

Plus the Mongols only had about 600 people and a bunch of yaks.

Fuck Yaks.

56 minutes ago, MoJames said:

Enjoy Pueblo Colorado.

And Aspen, Crested Butte, Salida, Vail, Steamboat Springs, Creede, Ouray, Lake City, etc.

 

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1 minute ago, phdhorn said:

Plus the Mongols only had about 600 people and a bunch of yaks.

Wack ass yak!

11 minutes ago, BabaYaga said:

The Mongols say bless their pithy little yurts…

 

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For the record, I did *NOT* add the ... um... item on the ground behind Vlad that was in the original.  Although I would have.

Fuck yeah Bert!

Also god damn, don’t you people have jobs? This thread is full plaid.
1 hour ago, Chewbacca said:

How could CO think you've forgotten about us?  You fuckers won't leave!

I mean I look at that map and I think Taos, Purgatory, maybe Crested Butte... what else we got in there???

1 hour ago, SimonBolivar said:

Think of the rum!

And so many hot women who are all easy because they are poors  /Brazilian dude

1 minute ago, Johnny Sack said:

And Aspen, Crested Butte, Salida, Vail, Steamboat Springs, Creede, Ouray, Lake City, etc.

I was really just saying good bye to the shitty town of Pueblo.

1 minute ago, texasdago said:

what else we got in there???

Prime real estate for more Bucky's!

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