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28 minutes ago, Lobo said:

I’d prefer the German approach:

”Sorry your CiC is an asshole, but your military actions were questionable.  So we are going to find your family and murder you all in front of one another.”

Only way these kinds of animal-people listen.  

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    For the love of Christ woman,  stop posting the same fucking thing every 20 mins just to make your neurotic self feel better.     Bring something useful to the thread other than your inane babbli

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  • InkaUtexas
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    I volunteered today. Log/Admin role to replace people for 30-60 days. The operation is in the west, or should the Orcs win will be pulled back behind the NATO wall. Either way the humanitarian effort

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I’ve seen this video make the rounds on television today. I can’t listen to it again…it just heartbreaking. Y’all with kiddos (I don’t have them) will know what I mean. Listen at your own risk…fuck Putin! Slava Ukraini!

 

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the agreement was that she would paint the room back to a normal color when we sold the house. not only did she not do this ("i can't i'm pregnant") but she made me check with the realtor if she thought our house would be an easier sell with a neutral guest room wall color or an insane hogwarts mural

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[multiple surly posters] But, umm, a "sexy Hermione" mural is ok, right?  Asking for a friend.  [/multiple surly posters]

https://www.pepsico.com/news/press-release/pepsico-suspends-production-sale-of-pepsi-in-russia-continues-to-provide-essential-foods

PepsiCo suspends production & sale of Pepsi in Russia. Continues to provide essential foods.

This letter was originally sent via email from CEO Ramon Laguarta to PepsiCo associates. 

As the tragic war continues in Ukraine, I wanted to update everyone on PepsiCo’s activities in the region.

As many of you know, we have been operating in Russia for more than 60 years, and we have a place in many Russian homes. Pepsi-Cola entered the market at the height of the Cold War and helped create common ground between the United States and the Soviet Union.  However, given the horrific events occurring in Ukraine we are announcing the suspension of the sale of Pepsi-Cola, and our global beverage brands in Russia, including 7Up and Mirinda. We will also be suspending capital investments and all advertising and promotional activities in Russia.

As a food and beverage company, now more than ever we must stay true to the humanitarian aspect of our business. That means we have a responsibility to continue to offer our other products in Russia, including daily essentials such as milk and other dairy offerings, baby formula and baby food. By continuing to operate, we will also continue to support the livelihoods of our 20,000 Russian associates and the 40,000 Russian agricultural workers in our supply chain as they face significant challenges and uncertainty ahead.

Our first priority continues to be the safety and security of our fellow Ukrainian associates. We suspended operations in Ukraine to enable our associates to seek safety for themselves and their families, and our dedicated crisis teams in the sector and region continue to closely monitor developments in real time.

We are also continuing to provide aid on the ground to assist Ukrainian refugees in neighboring countries. Our business has donated food, milk and refrigerators to relief organizations, and we’re ramping up production of foods and beverages in neighboring countries to meet the increased need. We are also donating a total of $4 million to the Red Cross in Poland, World Vision in Romania, the World Food Program, World Central Kitchen and Save the Children. And we continue to match up to $1 million raised from PepsiCo employees through our Gift Matching Campaign. The number of associates expressing concern for our colleagues and a genuine desire to help has been truly inspiring, with some of you even volunteering to take refugees into your homes. Your kindness and generosity speak volumes about our company, and we will continue working to support your efforts. 

My heart goes out to all those who are caught in the middle of this deadly conflict. As it so often does, war is falling hardest on the innocent. War is never an answer, and we join all those calling for a speedy, peaceful resolution.

 

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6 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

I’ve seen this video make the rounds on television today. I can’t listen to it again…it just heartbreaking. Y’all with kiddos (I don’t have them) will know what I mean. Listen at your own risk…fuck Putin! Slava Ukraini!

 

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5 minutes ago, F250 said:

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If you are uncomfortable with what the Germans are going to do to Russian troops in between now and end of the calendar year, you may want to steel yourself.  We are making lists of those who enabled Putin and it won't be Russia who starts WWIII, it'll be Deutschland.  All we needed was an embroidered invitation.  We are gonna fucking rock the shit out of this next one...

1 minute ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:


New in N out in Dallas when it first opened says hold my beer

That was fucking ridiculous

3 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:


New in N out in Dallas when it first opened says hold my beer

Krispy Kreme would like a word. It was fucking bonkers.

What’s in the Box? (Sorry obligatory Seven Brad Pitt reference)

 

No more trading roubles for foreign currency within Russia. This will go well!

 

 

2 minutes ago, Chopper said:

No more trading roubles for foreign currency within Russia. This will go well!

 

 

I didn’t get fired! I quit! Says Vlad. Along with his new import /export list of banned countries. 
 

I do worry about the large scale assault on Ukraine in the next 24-48 hours…Fuck…

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This story is amazing. Chicago couple, one originally from UKR, requires surrogacy and finds a willing surrogate named Katya in Kyiv. She gives birth prematurely to twins in Kyiv days before Russia's attack. The Chicago couple find a guy in Florida who does extractions and is of course, in heavy demand. The twins need to stay in a clean environment but they also need to get out of the country through a war zone.

Long-ish article https://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=1085105946&live=1

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15 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

 

Damn, Oprah already there doing the you get a TOW and you get TOW and you get a TOW.

Haha.  Poland with the ultimate power move.  Hey we will send all the MIGs we have to Germany.  What the US wants to do with it is up to them.  

19 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

What’s in the Box? (Sorry obligatory Seven Brad Pitt reference)

 

Looks like a flat screen TV. Guess everyone thought it was a milk run and Sarge wanted to watch his matches.

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20 minutes ago, MillerEP said:

PepsiCo suspends production & sale of Pepsi in Russia. Continues to provide essential foods.

What "essential" foods does Pepsico make?  

KFC and Taco Bell?  

4 minutes ago, ShaggyBevo RIP said:

Damn, Oprah already there doing the you get a TOW and you get TOW and you get a TOW.

They wish they had TOW's....but those damn things are BIG and HEAVY.  Have to mount them usually on a vehicle.  

31 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

I’ve seen this video make the rounds on television today. I can’t listen to it again…it just heartbreaking. Y’all with kiddos (I don’t have them) will know what I mean. Listen at your own risk…fuck Putin! Slava Ukraini!

 

More men doing men shit!

Come back with your shield....or on it.....

3 minutes ago, Parliament said:

Well yeah.  Have you never been drunk at 2 am?

Does last night count?

1 hour ago, Nicole44 said:

 

 

1 hour ago, MillerEP said:

Goddamn this guy hit the ground running. 29 minutes between arrival and capturing a vehicle. Did he even stop to grab a Cinnabon at the airport?

Just now, tokamak said:

 

Goddamn this guy hit the ground running. 29 minutes between arrival and capturing a vehicle. Did he even stop to grab a Cinnabon at the airport?

Nah, BMP was full of 2015 expired Russian rations. 

5 minutes ago, Parliament said:

Well yeah.  Have you never been drunk at 2 am?

Russians are the biggest boozehounds in Europe.

4 minutes ago, tokamak said:

 

Goddamn this guy hit the ground running. 29 minutes between arrival and capturing a vehicle. Did he even stop to grab a Cinnabon at the airport?

Second video, around the 6 second mark, dude walks into the frame carrying some serious hardware.  Looks like a .50 BMG or something similar judging by the size of the muzzle break.  

Big ass boom-stick!

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6 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:

That seems like a deal breaker if I am Ukrainian. 

Like someone else said: just lie about it. Once Putin is gone, re-negotiate. 

2 minutes ago, BabaYaga said:

Second video, around the 6 second mark, dude walks into the frame carrying some serious hardware.  Looks like a .50 BMG or something similar judging by the size of the muzzle break.  

Think that's exactly what that was.  Was out at the range a week ago, and some guys were taking shots with one.  Jesus Christo, that thing is a goddamned artillery piece.  Standing behind the firing line, 20 feet off to the side, I could feel the shock wave.

I shoot a .300 WBY mag, which is a damned cannon on its own.....see the .300 Win mag round (comparable) next to the .50 cal round:

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1 minute ago, BabaYaga said:

Second video, around the 6 second mark, dude walks into the frame carrying some serious hardware.  Looks like a .50 BMG or something similar judging by the size of the muzzle break.  

An American Barrett 50 BMG.  Picked it up at Bass Pro.

5 minutes ago, GopherRock said:

Russians are the biggest boozehounds in Europe.

No way?!  I've never heard that!

 

Just now, Brisketexan said:

Think that's exactly what that was.  Was out at the range a week ago, and some guys were taking shots with one.  Jesus Christo, that thing is a goddamned artillery piece.  Standing behind the firing line, 20 feet off to the side, I could feel the shock wave.

Friend had one.  Not a Barrett, single shot bought off a guy after '08.  First thing he said was not to fire out of back of truck as it would blow out both your tail lights and box the shit out of your ears (muffs or not).  It was a little on the extreme side for sure

19 minutes ago, FartingMonk said:

Haha.  Poland with the ultimate power move.  Hey we will send all the MIGs we have to Germany.  What the US wants to do with it is up to them.  

You forgot: "We also expect the US to give us F-16s in return"

1 minute ago, Parliament said:

An American Barrett 50 BMG.  Picked it up at Bass Pro.

Yay, anti-materiel rifles!

38 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

 

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5 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Think that's exactly what that was.  Was out at the range a week ago, and some guys were taking shots with one.  Jesus Christo, that thing is a goddamned artillery piece.  Standing behind the firing line, 20 feet off to the side, I could feel the shock wave.

There's less of a shockwave when you're directly behind it compared to off to the side. Don't get too close to the glass though!

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2 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

 

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2 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

No way?!  I've never heard that!

 

So Russia is the Florida of Eurasia? Fitting.

1 minute ago, MillerEP said:

You forgot: "We also expect the US to give us F-16s in return"

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