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7 minutes ago, Parliament said:

Canada is basically the best of America, distilled down to like 40 million people.  And colder.  Much colder.

Not accurate, not funny.

But I like your farm reports. Interesting stuff.

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  • AUS-97HORN
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    For the love of Christ woman,  stop posting the same fucking thing every 20 mins just to make your neurotic self feel better.     Bring something useful to the thread other than your inane babbli

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    I volunteered today. Log/Admin role to replace people for 30-60 days. The operation is in the west, or should the Orcs win will be pulled back behind the NATO wall. Either way the humanitarian effort

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37 minutes ago, Bravo said:

well, Canadians are flocking to Ukraine. They really hate russians. Who knew? At least there won't be a shortage of maple syrup.

 

 

Much fucking respect. 

20 minutes ago, Parliament said:

Canada is basically the best of America, distilled down to like 40 million people.  And colder.  Much colder.

If you are a Native American, this is a brutal post. 

4 minutes ago, Bateshorn said:

If you are a Native American, this is a brutal post. 

My grandmother was 1/2 Choctaw. The crackers treated her better than the injuns

27 minutes ago, Parliament said:

Canada is basically the best of America, distilled down to like 40 million people.  And colder.  Much colder.

Bill burr had a great joke about this. Ask any black guy that tried to make it playing hockey in Canada how nice canadiens actually are. 

49 minutes ago, Bravo said:

well, Canadians are flocking to Ukraine. They really hate russians. Who knew? At least there won't be a shortage of maple syrup.

 

 

The Russians stole the Canadians beer during the 1972 Summit Series, enough said.

I knew what song he was about to sing the minute I saw his face. And I got teary.

I still know every word.

3 hours ago, South Austin said:

You just don’t want to admit you drove a Pinto.

Or a Gremlin.

Is Keith imaging that he is playing 2nd and not Daly?  Daly is gonna field that in the OF and throw the guy out at first.

Accidentally partied into the wee hours with a group of pornstars at 18th Street Lounge in the early aughts. 
That’s a story for another thread.

They said only pornstars can give someone a porn name. Not sure if that’s true, but that’s what they told me. 
Yes, I was bestowed with one. 
But for this exercise: Galaxie Suavecito 

I mean I think Putin may be a little like trump in that he believes his own lies a bit. The way this has gone down he has to have actually believed that Ukrainians would just be like ah fuck it and surrender immediately once bullets started flying and tanks started showing up. 
 
Everyone who keeps saying Russia doesn’t care about casualties is pretty stupid. The last time they didn’t care about casualties it led to today, a DECLINING population in a developed nation. It’s unheard of. Losing another 10k matters when you can’t sustain population. The way this is going it’s going to absolutely obliterate the Russian society and economy.

That’s what i keep thinking about…if they’re losing 18-20 year old conscripts by hundreds, daily…that’s gonna take even more of a toll for its future pop

Well, as the NCO puppet of Putin once said, "What does three up and three down mean to you, Airman?"  

Just now, Lobo said:

Well, as the NCO puppet of Putin once said, "What does three up and three down mean to you, Airman?"  

That he works for a living?

Catching up on things, I never realized Oliver Stone produced a series on Ukraine and Putin between 2016-2019.
YouTube just flagged and removed his films on their platform, though they're still available on Amazon:

Ukraine on Fire (2016) https://www.imdb.com/title/tt5724358/?ref_=ttls_li_tt
The Putin Interviews (2017) https://www.imdb.com/title/tt6840134/?ref_=ttls_li_tt
Revealing Ukraine (2019) https://www.imdb.com/title/tt10498588/?ref_=ttls_li_tt

Has anyone seen these to state if they're worth a shit and why was Stone so fascinated to produce these at the time?

1 hour ago, Bravo said:

well, Canadians are flocking to Ukraine. They really hate russians. Who knew? At least there won't be a shortage of maple syrup.

 

 

There are something like 1.5 million Canadians of Ukrainian descent.  So yeah, they fucking hate Russia right about now

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22 minutes ago, JerrysJheriCurl said:

Accidentally partied into the wee hours with a group of pornstars at 18th Street Lounge in the early aughts. 
That’s a story for another thread.

They said only pornstars can give someone a porn name. Not sure if that’s true, but that’s what they told me. 
Yes, I was bestowed with one. 
But for this exercise: Galaxie Suavecito 

like 4AM-ish "wee hours" or Donald Trump "wee hours" ?

1 hour ago, Bateshorn said:

If you are a Native American, this is a brutal post. 

Now do the US 


 
4) No FAC.  There just aren’t any TACP/CC type dudes out there lazing targets or coordinating tactical targets of opportunity.  Impact = the Russians have to identify their own targets visually and thus further exposure to MANPAD engagement envelopes. 
 
 
 


This is incredible if true. Such shitty leadership.
1 hour ago, Sawbonz said:

My grandmother was 1/2 Choctaw. The crackers treated her better than the injuns

My baby?  She’s a Chippewa. 

41 minutes ago, JerrysJheriCurl said:

Accidentally partied into the wee hours with a group of pornstars at 18th Street Lounge in the early aughts. 
That’s a story for another thread.

They said only pornstars can give someone a porn name. Not sure if that’s true, but that’s what they told me. 
Yes, I was bestowed with one. 
But for this exercise: Galaxie Suavecito 

Roomate had a Galaxie 500 and yes we were able to fit 9 people in the trunk which was as big as as the bed of my Toyota Hilux pickup

Hilux Eruption. 

Edited by ShaggyBevo RIP

and the pair on these two guys.....
 

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51 minutes ago, immamac said:

Love the baseball comments in the Ukraine war thread. 

ha.  the Uke's have some nasty offspeed stuff.

39 minutes ago, Gravy Train said:

Catching up on things, I never realized Oliver Stone produced a series on Ukraine and Putin between 2016-2019.
YouTube just flagged and removed his films on their platform, though they're still available on Amazon:

Ukraine on Fire (2016) https://www.imdb.com/title/tt5724358/?ref_=ttls_li_tt
The Putin Interviews (2017) https://www.imdb.com/title/tt6840134/?ref_=ttls_li_tt
Revealing Ukraine (2019) https://www.imdb.com/title/tt10498588/?ref_=ttls_li_tt

Has anyone seen these to state if they're worth a shit and why was Stone so fascinated to produce these at the time?

i will save you some time.  It was all a big conspiracy done by the CIA, Mafia, and the Cubans.

5 minutes ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

i will save you some time.  It was all a big conspiracy done by the CIA, Mafia, and the Cubans.

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2 hours ago, immamac said:

I mean I think Putin may be a little like trump in that he believes his own lies a bit. The way this has gone down he has to have actually believed that Ukrainians would just be like ah fuck it and surrender immediately once bullets started flying and tanks started showing up. 

I've read a few books about the first Gulf War, and we apparently had generals involved in the planning whose sole purpose, whether assigned that role or it was just their personality, was playing devil's advocate and coming up with scenarios where things go wrong.

That obviously didn't happen here - Putin had Yes Men around him.

Wonder how much his military leadership is telling him in terms of the actual situation, versus them telling him that various stories are just western propaganda.

1 hour ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

That’s what i keep thinking about…if they’re losing 18-20 year old conscripts by hundreds, daily…that’s gonna take even more of a toll for its future pop

In Russia, sure.

But there will be plenty of women in that age range who will get a chance to procreate with middle-aged Americans and Brits who are going through a mid-life crisis.

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Rubio has put out a lot of tweets the past few days about the Russians ginning up a false-flag operation focused on bio/chemical weapons.

 

If the Ukrainians had biological or chemical weapons, I think a good time to actually use them would have been, oh, I don't know, when they were fucking invaded by Russia.  Because why else sink the money into such an expensive program if you were never going to use it.

 

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This debacle has rekindled my 1980s hatred for Russians. They are a lying, soulless, moronic people. 

1 minute ago, atomheartbevo said:

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How do they recover from this?  They cannot put the toothpaste back in the tube. The entire world has told them to eat a bag of dicks. 

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9 hours ago, AUS-97HORN said:

2 points to make.   first obviously good job.... although unless the color scheme is diff in Germany, arent the yellow salas medium heat?  that may be a bit of a kick to people used to bland food.

 

2nd.... when your kid ends up taking home a hot 19yr old UKR lady by bribing her with Breakfast tacos and a couch to sleep on, his return to Surly will be epic.......

Fear not...Germans can't handle spicy food whatsoever. Particularly that of the messcan variety. So that medium ain't gonna have no kick whatsoever. No exagerration here, but I have had the misfortune of eating store bought German salsa (which in English might as well translate to "ketchup with onion chunks") that was labeled as "hot" and it is something that babies in Texas could handle straight from the bottle.

 

On the other side, quite a few Germans have had the blessed fortune of having a "mild" version of my homemade stuff, and their reaction was as though they had consumed the core of Chernobyl itself.

 

Pussies.

5 minutes ago, Porterhouse said:

How do they recover from this?  They cannot put the toothpaste back in the tube. The entire world has told them to eat a bag of dicks. 

They eat the bag of dicks?

USA flexing our economic influence pimp hand so hard. 
Like the great American poet, O’Shea Jackson, once penned…

Now let’s play Big Bank take lil bank. 

4 minutes ago, troph said:

Eh, they aren’t a monolith, and even under a very heavy hand many are risking long jail sentences to protest. Yeah Putin is yet one more sociopath in a long line of them but there is still a lot of humanity in Russia, and that’s without the freedoms we enjoy. I don’t hold this against the average Russian. 

The average Russian has gotten fucked over so many times by their leaders that their asses are permanently prolapsed. They've been used, abused, and lied to for decades. Don't hate those poor bastards. 

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Just now, troph said:

Eh, they aren’t a monolith, and even under a very heavy hand many are risking long jail sentences to protest. Yeah Putin is yet one more sociopath in a long line of them but there is still a lot of humanity in Russia, and that’s without the freedoms we enjoy. I don’t hold this against the average Russian. 

Well put.  I will say this, I hold the people of Russia and at the very minimum complicit of this situation.  For 25 years they have turned a blind eye, or one at gun point, towards this inevitable situation.  When this is all said and done, they will suffer, perhaps more than the Ukrainians for their inaction.  Are they all bad people, of course not; but their continual inability to effect change within their own system makes them complicit in all this.  They don't value democracy because they have never had the will to fight for it, and that's on them. 

In short here comes a big bag of dicks headed your way, eat em.  

14 minutes ago, Porterhouse said:

How do they recover from this?  They cannot put the toothpaste back in the tube. The entire world has told them to eat a bag of dicks. 

He'll have to do a celebrity-deathmatch with FuckFace Stoops for his prized huge bag of dicks.

How do they recover from this?  They cannot put the toothpaste back in the tube. The entire world has told them to eat a bag of dicks. 

I wouldn’t call it “recover” but they will end up becoming China’s bitch as an end result.
10 minutes ago, troph said:

Eh, they aren’t a monolith, and even under a very heavy hand many are risking long jail sentences to protest. Yeah Putin is yet one more sociopath in a long line of them but there is still a lot of humanity in Russia, and that’s without the freedoms we enjoy. I don’t hold this against the average Russian. 

The average Russian is a big fan of Putin, still. They’re a bunch of stoic weirdos. The burden of proof is on a Russian to prove he/she is a good person. Until then they are very much a monolith. I don’t really care about their leadership issues since Lenin. I’ve never met a Russian stateside who isn’t a Putin homer, doesn’t deal in some shady import/export business, wear an indiscriminate amount of leather, and listen to techno music whilst never smiling. 

1 minute ago, troph said:

A farmer, shop worker, a mom, a student, yeah Russia is fucked and those ordinary folks couldn’t do a damn thing about it. Not on them. Are there Russians to blame, you get your ass there are, but this is a country with more in common with Saudi Arabia than any neighboring free European country. Ordinary folk are constantly left out or worse under threat. This isn’t on them. 

A farmer, a shop worker, a mom, a student stood up to the biggest power the world had ever seen and forced the matter, its name is the United States of America.  Its a matter of will, principle, determination, and ultimately sacrifice.  It takes this type of will to break away from this sort of system and the others you mentioned.  However, it has to be an internal drive to do so, otherwise it is entirely ineffectual.  

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