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9 minutes ago, TankedBevo said:

We're all going to watch Shane Buechele hang 50 points on his former coach holy  shit 

I know I for sure will be watching. That's must-see-TV right there.

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  • That's gonna look great one day in the USF locker room.  

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    Charlie's ban was on guns. He didn't have a problem with knives, as evidenced by all the times he brought one to a gunfight and we lost by 40 points

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    There are a lot of easy reasons to despise Chuckles. He shit all over the program. Like, he was terrifuckingbad. It’s a program we follow almost as a religion. That was bad enough. He also plead with

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4 hours ago, ButtFumble said:

that and borrow that cool "let the guy come right through the middle basically unblocked" special teams field goal defense from OkState

Triggered. 

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41 minutes ago, TankedBevo said:

We're all going to watch Shane Buechele hang 50 points on his former coach holy  shit 

Too bad Charlie won’t even realize that’s one of his former players.

19 hours ago, irishtexan said:

I think we should try to win all of our football games. Has anyone thought to do that

I was told winning too much is bad for the kids.

11 hours ago, South Austin said:

Too bad Charlie won’t even realize that’s one of his former players.

or be able to name him

16 hours ago, ButtFumble said:

well Charles should have everything in place to have an OK season

UW is probably a loss L

GT has a new coach that (I don't think) is running the triple option, but he is from Temple so Charles should be familiar with what he runs and it will take time to transition from the triple option W

SC State should be a win W

SMU they have at home (putting it as an L anyway because I think Dykes can coach) L

UConn is UConn W

I am going to put BYU as a loss (on this fucking forum do we really need to discuss why) L

Navy W

ECU W

Temple has a new coach W

Cincy L

Memphis I am putting as a W because sometimes Charles has his day W

UCF W.....I think because the magic will be over for them with a bad season start because of QB issues and football is "mental" (as we all know because of Charles) W

 

so I have them 8-4 with a surprise loss to SMU and surprise wins over Memphis and UCF

I will put them in for a bowl win because he will not be feeling the heat and they will get a really shitty opponent so 9-4 total and ranked #36 to end the year 

You're treating this as a standard schedule but you're forgetting to add in the Charlie variable.

First take a sure win and make it an inexplicable loss. Then swap a win with a loss in random games. Next take one sure late season loss once all hope has been abandoned and make it a win.

Finally if a game must be won to achieve some postseason goal, it will be a loss.

On 7/11/2019 at 12:04 PM, irishtexan said:

I think we should try to win all of our football games. Has anyone thought to do that?

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22 hours ago, ButtFumble said:

well Charles should have everything in place to have an OK season

UW is probably a loss L

GT has a new coach that (I don't think) is running the triple option, but he is from Temple so Charles should be familiar with what he runs and it will take time to transition from the triple option W

SC State should be a win W

SMU they have at home (putting it as an L anyway because I think Dykes can coach) L

UConn is UConn W

I am going to put BYU as a loss (on this fucking forum do we really need to discuss why) L

Navy W

ECU W

Temple has a new coach W

Cincy L

Memphis I am putting as a W because sometimes Charles has his day W

UCF W.....I think because the magic will be over for them with a bad season start because of QB issues and football is "mental" (as we all know because of Charles) W

 

so I have them 8-4 with a surprise loss to SMU and surprise wins over Memphis and UCF

I will put them in for a bowl win because he will not be feeling the heat and they will get a really shitty opponent so 9-4 total and ranked #36 to end the year 

I hope there's a lot of folks out there that think like this.  I, for one, will be betting heavily against USF, at least at the start of the season before everyone finally catches on and knows what all of us here know, that Charlie is an idiot.  Everything we made excuses for actually proves his idiocy.  E.g., "doesn't know Swoopes first name?  Naw man he's just screwing with the lawyers."

I can just see him against Navy "whaaa?  they allowed to fake it like that?"

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His perplexed look when getting dismantled hasn't changed one bit.

3 minutes ago, SlingeroGuitaro said:

Shawn Watson sucks

I have not followed Strong since he left but are you serious he brought Shawn Watson with him?

1 minute ago, HRSchenker said:

9 yards of rushing offense for USF today. Wow. 

Madden NFL in auto mode would coach better than Charlie Strong.

Guys it's not his fault. Willie Taggart left the cupboard bare 

16 minutes ago, ApocalypseTexas said:

I have not followed Strong since he left but are you serious he brought Shawn Watson with him?

He thought it would be better if this guy was his OC.

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28 minutes ago, HRSchenker said:

9 yards of rushing offense for USF today. Wow. 

9 penalties.  The Charlie special

On 12/3/2018 at 3:41 PM, Thatguy said:

Everyone is talking big shit when we could very well take a step back next year. Then how dumb would we look talking shit about Charlie if we go 7-6, 9-5, 7-6, and Charlie goes 10-2, 8-5, and 10-2 over the three years since he left? Sometimes you have to have a little foresight.

#foresight 

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3 minutes ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

Charlie still isn’t earning what we’re paying him.

 

 

Or, is that albatross finally gone?

Last year was the final year of his 5 year contract with Texas.  USF is on the hook for $2.5 million/year for the next 3 years.  Not sure what the buyout is.

6 minutes ago, TKthunder2 said:

Last year was the final year of his 5 year contract with Texas.  USF is on the hook for $2.5 million/year for the next 3 years.  Not sure what the buyout is.

Charlie Weis would be proud.

1 hour ago, ApocalypseTexas said:

I have not followed Strong since he left but are you serious he brought Shawn Watson with him?

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53 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

Guys it's not his fault. Willie Taggart left the cupboard bare 

Charlie had no cake to frost. The cake was not baked when he got there. 

17 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

Charlie had no cake to frost. The cake was not baked when he got there. 

Or it was baked and he either left it out in the rain or in the oven too long 

21 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

Charlie had no cake to frost. The cake was not baked when he got there. 

The cake is baked, dammit!

It's just a really, really shitty cake cuz Charlie doesn't know how to cook. Anyone can just throw some ingredients in a bowl, mix them up and put them in the oven. But if you think anchovies, dirt and your latest dump are acceptable ingredients...

Well, then you're Charlie.  

28 minutes ago, CurlyDumps said:

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Damn, that's eerie. We've all seen that look too many times. 

Insightful words from Charlie in his postgame: "I thought I had everyone ready to play, and I guess I didn't."

You think?

 

I'm very much enjoying the Bulls fans decent into madness.  Threads like "Fire Everyone" and "Strong has got to go!!!!!!"  (5x !  nice.) 

The best part is they know it's going to get worse, and finally the few CS defenders are finally giving it up. 

He will be fired, and the AD will lose his job.  It's just the matter of when.

schadenfreude

 

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1 hour ago, CurlyDumps said:

#foresight 

#foreskin

Insightful words from Charlie in his postgame: "I thought I had everyone ready to play, and I guess I didn't."
You think?
 


So inspiring!!!

He's terrible...won't make it to the reunion when USF comes to town next year

Holy shit I just saw that with 2 minutes left down 49-0 he tried to kick a field goal. That somehow makes being down 49-0 with 2 min left even more pathetic. 

2 hours ago, CurlyDumps said:

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Is the cake baked or is Charlie baked?

19 minutes ago, Junior Miller said:

Holy shit I just saw that with 2 minutes left down 49-0 he tried to kick a field goal. That somehow makes being down 49-0 with 2 min left even more pathetic. 

Never a bad time to practice special teams. 

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Posted 8 hours ago

Sloppy play 

we look unprepared (again) 

stupid penalties 

BORING style 

 

we will not change until Strong is GONE!!

 

Which one of you went back in time 10 years, joined USF fan club, so you can BE RACIST against Charlie strong ?!?!?

6 hours ago, Tired Horn said:

Insightful words from Charlie in his postgame: "I thought I had everyone ready to play, and I guess I didn't."

You think?

 

 

 

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6 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

So is Tampa a cesspool  now?

To be fair it was a cesspool before Charlie got there

7 hours ago, CurlyDumps said:

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That about sums him up. Nice enough guy but has about 1/4 of the mental capacity of the average adult male. 

7 hours ago, 0xdeadbeef said:

I'm very much enjoying the Bulls fans decent into madness.  Threads like "Fire Everyone" and "Strong has got to go!!!!!!"  (5x !  nice.) 

The best part is they know it's going to get worse, and finally the few CS defenders are finally giving it up. 

He will be fired, and the AD will lose his job.  It's just the matter of when.

schadenfreude

 

Wait, the Chuckles apologists are giving up on sweet, sweet Charley already? Where the fuck is @MaybeACoordinator when you need him?

 

7 hours ago, Tired Horn said:

Damn, that's eerie. We've all seen that look too many times. 

I was having flashbacks last night. It’s like a deer in the headlights who doesn’t give a shit about getting hit by the car 

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