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21 hours ago, bschoolprof said:

He's an idiot and a shithead and continues to prove that you don't really have to be smart or particularly great at your job to get rich.  

Some of us may even consider him to be inspirational!

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52 minutes ago, Magus Ossis said:

I know this is going to sound revolutionary, but I have a related idea. Let people who feel like wasting time and clicks on bad threads do so. Let people who want it have an option to "ignore thread" or "mark all future entries read" and just don't read or complain.

The issue is bigger than that.  Allowing this discussion to continue, with some of our Top Men knifing each other in the spine, is unhealthy.  I don't think we've ever had a topic so divisive nor seen this level of vitriol between fellow horns.

oh well, carry on.

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3 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

Top Men knifing each other in the spine, is unhealthy.

 

You make that sound like a Bad Thing™...

 

 

 

3 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

The issue is bigger than that.  Allowing this discussion to continue, with some of our Top Men knifing each other in the spine, is unhealthy.  I don't think we've ever had a topic so divisive nor seen this level of vitriol between fellow horns.

When I started the "Fuck you, Mack Brown!" thread on shaggy at the end of the 2010 Iowa State game, I took a lot of negs, and got called out by a lot of posters before the thread got moved to Douchebag Central.

I was right, of course. I just saw what was happening and said so before all the 3rd chair clarinet posters could comprehend it.

Gentlemen we have the hillbillies this weekend and probably the most meaningful ou game since colt and Shipley roamed the 40. Let this go. It was our darkest time period ever but we are headed towards the sun. Enjoy the ride.

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On 12/26/2018 at 2:18 PM, MaybeACoordinator said:

Anderson was a coup, and I shudder to think where we would have been this year if Herman hadn't gotten him on board, but now he's gone.  Vahe was decent but no Doug Dawson. He seemed like a real keeper freshman year but just ended up meh. 

I am still not sold on Kerstetter and Cosmi. Man, Cosmi had one of the worst plays I've ever seen in the second OU game where he let his guy beat him on the inside without even making a move. I've been watching and or playing football for over 40 years and I'd never seen more fail on a single play from an OL ever. There was no stunt or twist or anything -- that gooner just beat him to the inside and sacked Sam while Cosmi watched helplessly.

Which, again, sort of reminds me of the last decade of our OL play. I keep coming back to this, but Bruce Matthews came to check out UT to see if Luke and Jake should be heading there. This was back in the Hornfans days....I remember reading then that daddy Bruce came away fucking laughing at our OL coaching. Laughing at us, and then they all ended up aggy, and he was right to send them there.  For me that was the firebell in the night, that the Mack regime was beginning to crumble. And it was....

 

You fucking nailed the OL evals.  Charlie should hire you.  

16 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

When I started the "Fuck you, Mack Brown!" thread on shaggy at the end of the 2010 Iowa State game, I took a lot of negs, and got called out by a lot of posters before the thread got moved to Douchebag Central.

I was right, of course. I just saw what was happening and said so before all the 3rd chair clarinet posters could comprehend it.

okay, great.  and that was 9 years ago.  and even if everyone on this thread is "right", the players read this board, and they need to get their heads screwed on right for this roady or the fucking hillbillies will flame our ass.

8 minutes ago, DCA_HORN said:

Gentlemen we have the hillbillies this weekend and probably the most meaningful ou game since colt and Shipley roamed the 40. Let this go. It was our darkest time period ever but we are headed towards the sun. Enjoy the ride.

rep paid.

1 hour ago, Hagbard Celine said:

I'm putting in a service ticket to imma/bob(s) to enable downvoting of a thread, with thread closure by crowdsourced consensus, with this thread as the use case.

This is fucking stupid, and on top of it, it is a potential form of censorship. Which, to my understanding, is sort of against the very core identity of this website. 

Why stop there, can those of us sane people downvote the entirety of cloak room out of existence? 

2 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

What the fuck's going on here?

 

 

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2 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

and even if everyone on this thread is "right", the players read this board, and they need to get their heads screwed on right for this roady or the fucking hillbillies will flame our ass.

Are you being serious with this shit?

and to CTJ and THujone, you are both Top Men to the majority here, and the majority here think of both of you as equals, so too bad so sad we're not going to have a schism over this topic.

love you both.

get a room.

1 minute ago, SydneyCarton said:

This is fucking stupid, and on top of it, it is a potential form of censorship. Which, to my understanding, is sort of against the very core identity of this website. 

Why stop there, can those of us sane people downvote the entirety of cloak room out of existence? 

I don't go in the cloakroom.

Can't avoid football.

And your facetiousness detector is on the fritz.

2 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Are you being serious with this shit?

look man, i'm going with whatever i have available at the moment.

Players don’t read internet message boards.  Grown men from 30 to 90 do.  It’s old tech.  

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23 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

I was right, of course.

... and there we have it, the Go-to Motto.

6 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

You fucking nailed the OL evals.  Charlie should hire you.  

Holy shit. That was one of the worst takes on this thread.

1 minute ago, Hagbard Celine said:

I don't go in the cloakroom.

Can't avoid football.

And your facetiousness detector is on the fritz.

It couldn't have been that off base when you followed up with posts talking about Top Men and some weird notion of board unity or rowing the boat in the same direction.

I strongly doubt either of those posters gives one shit about pounding away at the other one, and neither should you or anyone else. 

Personally, I love this thread, and I hope it never fucking dies. If nothing else, like many other facets of this board, it's yet another telling fount of information that helps me form my own thoughts and opinions on various posters. 

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4 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

get a room.

You left out "PM Case"...

3 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Holy shit. That was one of the worst takes on this thread.

I’m getting my yearly physical today and they are running behind.  So I have been going through this thread.  

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12 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

I’m getting my yearly physical today and they are running behind. 

 

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48 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

love you both.

get a room.


i mean...  he’s not wrong

46 minutes ago, Tex Long said:

... and there we have it, the Go-to Motto.

It’s a good job, if you can get it

1 hour ago, Tex Pete said:

When I started the "Fuck you, Mack Brown!" thread on shaggy at the end of the 2010 Iowa State game, I took a lot of negs, and got called out by a lot of posters before the thread got moved to Douchebag Central.

I was right, of course. I just saw what was happening and said so before all the 3rd chair clarinet posters could comprehend it.

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15 hours ago, MrPhlegm said:

there is another.



fuck that guy and fuck deloss for hiring that worthless piece of shit.

he was the worst before patterson and strong

Kaiser Bob sucked, too. 77-98 over his 6 years "leading" Texas Hoops.

Shit-show

 

20 hours ago, MAUFRAIS said:

There’s a lot of vitriol for Mack here, and he won a national championship and almost another one.

Its called cognitive dissonance.  Its why some people against all logic try to convince others that Charlie Strong was anything other than a disaster at Texas.  They have to justify in their mind that nobody could be worse than the hated Mack Brown.

18 hours ago, TKthunder2 said:

My grandfather played for Ed Price (which is the only reason I know this) but while he had a bad end to his short tenure, he still managed a pair of conference titles, finished in the top 10 twice and won a Cotton Bowl over Tennessee; so in no way was he worse than Strong.

I’m guessing you meant Jack Chevigny, but even he had a better records than Strong.

And he beat Notre Dame and died at Iwo Jima.  He's a Texas legend regardless of his coaching record.  Charlie Strong only did 1 of 2.

18 hours ago, Wally Pryor said:

Um, NO one tried to sabotage the program like that fucking clown Brown did.   He owns that title.  End of story.

Move on.

Never heard any of the stories of DKR's friends telling players not to come to Texas?  DKR didn't do it directly but did nothing to stop it.

2 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

Whatever happened to Thatguy? Fucking dunce.

He thought Charlie was doing as good a job at South Florida as Herman was doing at Texas. Get your shinebox, fucktard.

Wait . . . you were a total bitch boy on the Fire Charlie thread.  You don't get to come in here and talk shit.  The North remembers.   

and to CTJ and THujone, you are both Top Men to the majority here, and the majority here think of both of you as equals, so too bad so sad we're not going to have a schism over this topic.
love you both.
get a room.
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Some of us may even consider him to be inspirational!
geeze charlie cant even get that right. For inspirational I look to Jimbo. 25 is nice but 100 mill is real walkin around money
The issue is bigger than that.  Allowing this discussion to continue, with some of our Top Men knifing each other in the spine, is unhealthy.  I don't think we've ever had a topic so divisive nor seen this level of vitriol between fellow horns.
oh well, carry on.
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This is fucking stupid, and on top of it, it is a potential form of censorship. Which, to my understanding, is sort of against the very core identity of this website. 
Why stop there, can those of us sane people downvote the entirety of cloak room out of existence? 
indeed. very whale cuntish on hc's part.

look man, i'm going with whatever i have available at the moment.
BLUBBER?

I don't have anything else to say on this to THujone and it doesn't look like he's got anything else to offer either, so you guys discussing it are addressing something almost 24 hours old. That said, if more shit comes to light and we're arguing further, I don't give one fuck what this board wants, as is the standard.

13 minutes ago, bschoolprof said:

Wait . . . you were a total bitch boy on the Fire Charlie thread.  You don't get to come in here and talk shit.  The North remembers.   

Let's not re-write history, Chief. In year 2, I was adamant that Charlie would not be fired before he finished 3 years, for lots of reasons. The negativity was tiring as fuck for a guy who wasn't getting fired. I never said I wanted him to stay. He wasn't fired until he was given 3 years. That's all I was ever saying.

It was as agonizing for me as anyone else.

Kaiser Bob sucked, too. 77-98 over his 6 years "leading" Texas Hoops.

Shit-show

 

too?

 

that IS Kaiser Bob at least according to google. I quit going to mens basketball games after deloss fucked over Abe and so never went to one of kaiser bob's abortions so I never saw that worthless piece of shit in person.

 

fuck both* of em.

 

*KB & DLD

7 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Let's not re-write history, Chief. In year 2, I was adamant that Charlie would not be fired before he finished 3 years, for lots of reasons. The negativity was tiring as fuck for a guy who wasn't getting fired. I never said I wanted him to stay. He wasn't fired until he was given 3 years. That's all I was ever saying.

It was as agonizing for me as anyone else.

Uh, no.  

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Keep Chuck another year and Texas won't have a winning season until 2017.
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Shut the fuck up. Seriously.

That was your third post on the thread.  You owe HornDrunk a beer because he was 100% correct.  

 

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What is the point of firing someone who didn't create the bulk of the problem he's trying to fix? It took years of laziness to get us to where we are. You can't replace the crappy recruiting classes, that should be leading our team right now, overnight.

You clearly wanted him to stay and were making excuses for him.  Own it.  

At least Charlie never had so many players quit that he had to pull a cheerleader off the sidelines to suit up. The good news was that you could go to a basketball game and literally sit anywhere you wanted to. Those were the days.

43 minutes ago, bschoolprof said:

Uh, no.  

Quote Originally Posted by HornDrunk View Post
Keep Chuck another year and Texas won't have a winning season until 2017.
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Shut the fuck up. Seriously.

That was your third post on the thread.  You owe HornDrunk a beer because he was 100% correct.  

 

Quote Originally Posted by Tex Pete View Post
What is the point of firing someone who didn't create the bulk of the problem he's trying to fix? It took years of laziness to get us to where we are. You can't replace the crappy recruiting classes, that should be leading our team right now, overnight.

You clearly wanted him to stay and were making excuses for him.  Own it.  

You got the search function on the old site to work? Teach me your magic.

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You got the search function on the old site to work? Teach me your magic.

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1 hour ago, bschoolprof said:

Uh, no.  

Quote Originally Posted by HornDrunk View Post
Keep Chuck another year and Texas won't have a winning season until 2017.
Quote Originally Posted by Tex Pete View Post
Shut the fuck up. Seriously.

That was your third post on the thread.  You owe HornDrunk a beer because he was 100% correct.  

 

Quote Originally Posted by Tex Pete View Post
What is the point of firing someone who didn't create the bulk of the problem he's trying to fix? It took years of laziness to get us to where we are. You can't replace the crappy recruiting classes, that should be leading our team right now, overnight.

You clearly wanted him to stay and were making excuses for him.  Own it.  

Well again, year 2. He wasn’t getting fired then, no matter what. I can assure you, I was ready for him to be fired in year 3. 

2 hours ago, bullet said:

And he beat Notre Dame and died at Iwo Jima.  He's a Texas legend regardless of his coaching record.  Charlie Strong only did 1 of 2.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Chevigny

Learn something new every day.  Damn.  One for the Gipper.

Going through that old thread for laughs, I completely forgot this happened at the end of the Notre Dame game:

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This actually happened at the University of Texas.  LOL @ that goober look on his face. 

Charlie went 16-21 and got carried off the field TWICE, lol

Shit I was fucking ecstatic too...until fucking Cal came along and the wheels fell off again.

4 hours ago, Saint Tacky said:

At least Charlie never had so many players quit that he had to pull a cheerleader off the sidelines to suit up. The good news was that you could go to a basketball game and literally sit anywhere you wanted to. Those were the days.

You could do homework at the basketball games, since it was a quiet place. 

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