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This halftime “show” is even worse than the interview with the black hobbit.

I’d rather they just play her interview with Broadway Joe. 



But ESPN has turned MNF into a total circus.  Here's a clown dwarf.  Bearded lady is next.
Edit:  Just waiting for this 'music'? act to break out those boots with the long ski blades.


Suzy shaved before halftime.

Looking forward to next week's halftime French mime show.

Also, that intro guy's voice is the fakest, dumbest ever.  Does ESPN have no shame?

Also, also, is Bad Bunny a brand of pudding?  Cuz they got the gay cowboy thing going on.

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I love televised halftime shows for awful Monday night match-ups featuring a shitty division during the middle of the season. It's really what makes this country great. 

I would have rather heard Big Tony Loco From Dat FoFo

or The Spirit of Big Greb (the Big Gerb cover band) RIP big man

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BTW, why have we never seen Phil Collins in the Genesis halftime show?

This is a land of confusion.

Just now, clapclapclap said:

BTW, why have we never seen Phil Collins in the Genesis halftime show?

This is a land of confusion.

I'd even settle for him talking about the Alamo.

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3 minutes ago, clapclapclap said:

BTW, why have we never seen Phil Collins in the Genesis halftime show?

This is a land of confusion.

You leave Phil Collins and Genesis out of this. 

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Deandre Hopkins might be the best player in the NFL. 

no /s

Covington is balling.

I think Watt is a 1st ballot Hall of Famer. Anyone disagree?

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1 minute ago, TonyTexas said:

I think Watt is a 1st ballot Hall of Famer. Anyone disagree?

Scorching hot take right here, folks. 

Just now, TonyTexas said:

I think Watt is a 1st ballot Hall of Famer. Anyone disagree?

Some slapdick sports writer from the northeast will say he sucks or never heard of him.

Scorching hot take right here, folks. 

Are you always an asshole or only when posting on surly?

I want to hear Witten tell the Three Fiddy story

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Just now, TonyTexas said:


Are you always an asshole or only when posting on surly?

His fantasy football league thinks he's an a-hole. 

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2 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:


Are you always an asshole or only when posting on surly?

I'm an asshole because you're questioning whether JJ Watt is a first ballot hall of famer? Is this what I'm dealing with at this point? 

5 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

I think Watt is a 1st ballot Hall of Famer. Anyone disagree?

I think Yao Ming is tall.  Anyone disagree?

2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I'm an asshole because you're questioning whether JJ Watt is a first ballot hall of famer? Is this what I'm dealing with at this point? 

Right back at you

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Just now, TonyTexas said:

Right back at you

Fuck the Astros

3 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Fuck the Astros

You lost me there. 

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Well shit this is turning back into a game. 

Marcus is throwing a pick

Smart move, let a TE block Watt one on one. 

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Just now, TexasMan said:

 

3rd ballot at best

You need to slide there, deshaun

 Ball was starting to move. That's gonna be a fumble. 

Fuck levian's brown industrial diamonds

Seems he lost control of the ball. Texans need a favorable call. 

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