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Deshaun is the 2nd coming of Favre. The greatest QB you've ever seen one minute, complete WTF moment the next. 

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Amazing how even when watching Monday Night Football ESPN shoves Duke's stupid NCAA violating program in my face. 

 

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Just now, Tommy Nobis said:

That should do it. Fuck the Titans

And the Colts... and the Jaguars...

Just now, ztejas said:

And the Colts... and the Jaguars...

And ou.  

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This Texans team is going to be salty in the playoffs. I hope we can make a run. 

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1 minute ago, deadshank said:

Looking like closers tonight

Nice to not be sweating a 50 yard field goal from the other team with the clock expiring. 

With that 'stache, Marcus Mariota looks like one of the gang bangers putting Ethan Hawke in the tub in Training Day. 

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That mustache is bad and Mariota should feel bad.

 

Also - Dak is lucky to be mentioned in the same sentence as Deshaun - but what else do you expect from Witten.

Yeah, the Chiefs and Rams really did a good job of being in the right spots. God, fuck ESPN and fuck booger

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HAHA please put Kyler Murray on National TV at a random hour. Love it. Start the celebration early you midget fuck. 

Mariota has the Zappa going

Now the MNF crew is gonna tow the SEC party line that the Big 12 hates defense? Well, at least they didn't even mention the Greatest Game of All TIme™

Just hand off the ball, quit risking him getting hurt.

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And your parting gift is a fumble. Fuck off titans

Is Mariotta really 22/23 for 300+yds and 2 TD's w no picks?  How the fuck do you lose that bad w that stat line?  Is Fisher back on the sidelines? 

In other news this Texans team could beat anyone in the league and also shit the bed vs just about anyone.  But nobody wants to see this team when they're on.  

2 minutes ago, Sejjr said:

Now the MNF crew is gonna tow the SEC party line that the Big 12 hates defense? Well, at least they didn't even mention the Greatest Game of All TIme™

Alabama receivers running uncovered = Alabama awesomeness.

Big 12 receivers running uncovered = No defense in Big 12

Advantage aggy

 

(* toe the line, BTW)

3 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

That was Mariota's first incompletion. Lol

JFC, so that is a real stat line.  Curse of Fisher. 

Texans are the first team in NFL history to go 0-3, and win 8 straight 

1 minute ago, ChiTownDoc said:

 

In other news this Texans team could beat anyone in the league and also shit the bed vs just about anyone.  But nobody wants to see this team when they're on.  

Sounds vaguely familiar.  

9 minutes ago, Sejjr said:

Now the MNF crew is gonna tow the SEC party line that the Big 12 hates defense? Well, at least they didn't even mention the Greatest Game of All TIme™

Of course not, Booger is a former LSU player.

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1 hour ago, ChiTownDoc said:

and also shit the bed vs just about anyone

Really? When have we done that this year? 8 straight wins and all of our first 3 losses were by 1 score.

Nice try though, sooner fuck.

4 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Really? When have we done that this year? 8 straight wins and all of our first 3 losses were by 1 score.

Nice try though, sooner fuck.

Lol I could care less about the Texans or really the NFL.  Just an observation.  You seem to love getting worked up over stupid shit.  

Save your energy for Saturday.  I’d hate to see you lose your voice again - for a whole week!  Lulz

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Stock up on Zima, you smu pussy.

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1 minute ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Lol I could care less about the Texans or really the NFL.  Just an observation.  You seem to love getting worked up over stupid shit.  

Save your energy for Saturday.  I’d hate to see you lose your voice again - for a whole week!  Lulz

Your takes are getting fucking pathetic. Shut your mouth until OU takes the B12 if you're so convinced that's what's happening.

"Shit the bed" okay, bud. Wrong comment wrong team. 

3 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Your takes are getting fucking pathetic. Shut your mouth until OU takes the B12 if you're so convinced that's what's happening.

"Shit the bed" okay, bud. Wrong comment wrong team. 

God damn it.  Are you going to OD on Zima again?  Where the fuck did I say I was convinced OU was going to win?  I’m just convinced you’re a bitch made pussy, regardless of any games.  Sweet dreams, Nancy.  

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4 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

God damn it.  Are you going to OD on Zima again?  Where the fuck did I say I was convinced OU was going to win?  I’m just convinced you’re a bitch made pussy, regardless of any games.  Sweet dreams, Nancy.  

Such a typical Sooner. Come into a thread about MNF, talk shit about my NFL team, shift the discussion to college ball then play dumb when I call you out. Fuck out of here. 

You were like 5 words away from a great take before claiming that HOU could "shit the bed against anyone" when that couldn't be farther from the truth.

Good luck on Saturday my man and may the best side win - but don't come rolling into a thread like a dumbass expecting a warm welcome. 

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