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On 12/1/2018 at 8:08 PM, Magabro said:

Pussy ass mother fuckers. Scared... some aggie shut.

What are you talking about, retard? Obvious aggy troll. 

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  • There’s no “win win” in losing to OU. Ever. It’s also lame as hell to laugh at them if they get blasted in a playoff game we weren’t good enough to play in.  Just crush them on Saturday. There’s

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    Why howdy folks, you ready for a rootin tootin good time at that there yonder sugar bowl?   yeehaw I am, them Dawgs gonna bite!     UGA - 42 cowpokes - 13    

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    Now that there is not a right friendly type of welcome for someone coming to,you and just trying to fit in.   is Texas a blue Blood?  The Sooners told me no last year. I think there is a cas

Why not both?

And fantastic dig there Phlegm
Peter pan?

Really?

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Being better than the Strong era does not make the narrative of Herman being some big game zen master accurate.

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Fuck off Mack.

Not sure which MD game you're referring to. I'd argue that a season opener against a P5 is a fairly big game. In 2017, your first game as Texas HC is absolutely a big game. In 2018, opening the season against an opponent that embarrassed you in the opener last year is absolutely a big game.

OSU was an ABC primetime game. The whole country was watching. It was a road conference game against a team we've been looking up at in the standings for five plus years. We were plenty familiar with how good their A game was.

You are reaching.

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Everything scares YOU to death.
10 hours ago, bolverk said:

@Gatorubet is a nice, but old, guy and lives nearby. You should definitely crash at his place.

The fuck??? You live in Logan's Run land?  Do I have to out-drink your pansy ass again?

9 hours ago, Loco said:

You boys gonna have fun down on Bourbon St.   Go all Micheal Vick on their asses!

The cops here will let you get away with anything.  Ignore them, or give them shit.  Get drunk in public.   It'll be fine.

Gonna reenact every scene of Angel Heart to ensure a Texas victory.

5 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

The cops here will let you get away with anything.  Ignore them, or give them shit.  Get drunk in public.   It'll be fine.

20 yr old Loco was heading to New Orleans for Mardi Gras,  somewhere on I-10 I realized I hadn't brought my fake ID....  I was so pissed... lulz

Needless to say, it didn't matter, not even a little bit.  Had a beer with a cop and his advice was the only way to get locked up was 1) Get in a fight   2) urinate/defecate on the street 

Although I do know a girl who got arrested for showing her tits too much...  but I think she was keeping the puppies out after she was told to wrap it up and caused crowd control issues...   very pretty girl

/csb

https://sports.yahoo.com/ranking-2018-bowl-games-1-39-alabama-oklahoma-no-1-232758819.html

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3. Sugar Bowl: No. 15 Texas (9-4) vs. No. 5 Georgia (11-2) – 8:45 p.m., Jan. 1, ESPN

The runners-up to playoff teams meet on New Year’s night in New Orleans. Jake Fromm was throwing dimes against Alabama in the SEC Championship Game. Will he do the same against a stout Texas secondary? Texas quarterback Sam Ehlinger evolved into a well-rounded quarterback in 2018 and receivers Lil’Jordan Humphrey and Collin Johnson match up well with any secondary in the country.

 

Is any info on which side of the Dome is the "TEXAS" side?  

No, I haven't read through the entire thread....

3 hours ago, texifornia said:

a stout Texas secondary

Wanted:  unpaid intern to write blurbs on sporting events.  Watching games of teams involved not required.

17 minutes ago, MirrOlure said:

Is any info on which side of the Dome is the "TEXAS" side?  

No, I haven't read through the entire thread....

Texas is the visitor. 

Hth

10 hours ago, Loco said:

20 yr old Loco was heading to New Orleans for Mardi Gras,  somewhere on I-10 I realized I hadn't brought my fake ID....  I was so pissed... lulz

Needless to say, it didn't matter, not even a little bit.  Had a beer with a cop and his advice was the only way to get locked up was 1) Get in a fight   2) urinate/defecate on the street 

Although I do know a girl who got arrested for showing her tits too much...  but I think she was keeping the puppies out after she was told to wrap it up and caused crowd control issues...   very pretty girl

/csb

Pics of tits plz

Why howdy folks, you ready for a rootin tootin good time at that there yonder sugar bowl?

 

yeehaw I am, them Dawgs gonna bite!  

 

UGA - 42 cowpokes - 13

 

 

1 minute ago, Colt Appleyoung said:

Why howdy folks, you ready for a rootin tootin good time at that there yonder sugar bowl?

 

yeehaw I am, them Dawgs gonna bite!  

 

UGA - 42 cowpokes - 13

You seem dumb. 

btw, georgia fans are hands down the worse fanbase in the sec, not including aggy of course. arrogant pricks. every other fanbase in the sec is approachable & fun to hang out with. georgia fans fucking suck.

3 minutes ago, Colt Appleyoung said:

Why howdy folks, you ready for a rootin tootin good time at that there yonder sugar bowl?

 

yeehaw I am, them Dawgs gonna bite!  

 

UGA - 42 cowpokes - 13

 

 

We’re getting replaced by Okie State?

1 minute ago, Tex Pete said:

You seem dumb. 

Now that there is not a right friendly type of welcome for someone coming to,you and just trying to fit in.

 

is Texas a blue Blood?  The Sooners told me no last year. I think there is a case to be made.

 

 

 

1 minute ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

btw, georgia fans are hands down the worse fanbase in the sec, not including aggy of course. arrogant pricks. every other fanbase in the sec is approachable & fun to hang out with. georgia fans fucking suck.

Aw schucks, I don’t know where you get your information, UGA fans are neighborly and appreciate a good challenge and Texas bbq

2 minutes ago, Lhorn said:

We’re getting replaced by Okie State?

Well, I reckon okie state would be good for at least 20...might give up 55 doin it though 

5 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

You seem dumb. 

You guys are gonna love that stupid barking thing they do...  so endearing

2 minutes ago, Loco said:

You guys are gonna love that stupid barking thing they do...  so endearing

Loco, don’t be telling lies, ain’t no UGA fan ever barked at you.  That’s strictly for TV

Someone please remind me how to put someone on ignore from my phone!

1 minute ago, NoRagrets said:

Someone please remind me how to put someone on ignore from my phone!

*69 but honestly that seems like you might need a safe space, which I thought was a west coast type of thing..

38 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

You seem dumb. 

He empties my septic tank in Thomson, just ignore him.

1 minute ago, Hamttx said:

He empties my septic tank in Thomson, just ignore him.

But I dig a good well!  

 

Ham, you see, the rational sort. What do you think of Jake Fromm?

19 hours ago, Revolution512 said:

We will get whipped up front 

Don't be so worried, Georgia fan. Our Lines aren't THAT good.

Why howdy folks, you ready for a rootin tootin good time at that there yonder sugar bowl?
 
yeehaw I am, them Dawgs gonna bite!  
 
UGA - 42 cowpokes - 13
 
 
Now that there is not a right friendly type of welcome for someone coming to,you and just trying to fit in.
 
is Texas a blue Blood?  The Sooners told me no last year. I think there is a case to be made.
 
 
 
Aw schucks, I don’t know where you get your information, UGA fans are neighborly and appreciate a good challenge and Texas bbq
Well, I reckon okie state would be good for at least 20...might give up 55 doin it though 
Loco, don’t be telling lies, ain’t no UGA fan ever barked at you.  That’s strictly for TV
*69 but honestly that seems like you might need a safe space, which I thought was a west coast type of thing..
But I dig a good well!  
 
Ham, you see, the rational sort. What do you think of Jake Fromm?
Fuck off Looch
1 hour ago, Colt Appleyoung said:

But I dig a good well!  

 

Ham, you see, the rational sort. What do you think of Jake Fromm?

I asked you a question up thread asking where your ass lives, I’m interested?

2 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

Texas is the visitor. 

Yup. Stormtrooper Whites. This pleases me.

Just now, Walden Ponderer said:

Yup. Stormtrooper Whites. This pleases me.

Georgia is actually wearing OU's alternate color rush uniforms, so it's burnt orange again for Texas.

12 minutes ago, MrPhlegm said:

Fuck off Looch

I can’t for the life of me fathom how I’ve been insulted being called a Looch, is this a Texas thing? Explain please

10 minutes ago, Hamttx said:

I asked you a question up thread asking where your ass lives, I’m interested?

I live where the pine needles make islands and the clay is hard as F... you?

3 minutes ago, Colt Appleyoung said:

I can’t for the life of me fathom how I’ve been insulted being called a Looch, is this a Texas thing? Explain please

Why can’t we have funny or entertaining trolls? SMH 

3 minutes ago, VaLonghorn99 said:

Why can’t we have funny or entertaining trolls? SMH 

You guys let this blue state frick in here?

I'm happy someone has taken it upon themselves to warm up our hate for UGA fans. Only playing them four times ever, it was hard to know how to feel.

11 minutes ago, VaLonghorn99 said:

Why can’t we have funny or entertaining trolls? SMH 

Dude, it's Georgia. I'm not exactly sure where that is, but it's not an area that is known for wit and intellect.

22 minutes ago, Colt Appleyoung said:

I live where the pine needles make islands and the clay is hard as F... you?

Norman Park, wanna hook up and talk football? Before you edited that last post you used the term brisket, ain’t no one around these parts eat brisket.

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14 minutes ago, texifornia said:

I'm happy someone has taken it upon themselves to warm up our hate for UGA fans. Only playing them four times ever, it was hard to know how to feel.

Athens, GA, is great. Most Georgia fans are absolutely not why that is true, though.

10 minutes ago, The Golden Hat said:

Dude, it's Georgia. I'm not exactly sure where that is, but it's not an area that is known for wit and intellect.

Georgia is the capital of the south, you should visit.  Athens is what Austin used to be, before it like changed and what not.

Just negged that mouthbreathing fuck on every post. Watching a Georgia fan attempt to show up here with negative stereotypes is sadly comical. They literally just had to cut an ALL SEC baseball player for shouting racial slurs at Justin Fields from the stands. They're racist shitheads to the core, they're johnny-come-latelys on the field, and they're running the dirtiest recruiting program in the nation right now. There's basically not a single redeeming factor about their low IQ existence when it comes to having them cross paths on our boards. 

17 minutes ago, texifornia said:

I'm happy someone has taken it upon themselves to warm up our hate for UGA fans. Only playing them four times ever, it was hard to know how to feel.

This guy gets it !  We always like to ask the Longhorns what time it is?  Anyone know the answer?

 

https://madison.com/cotton-bowl-georgia-texas/article_650ea86b-847e-53df-8d7b-df1df8be84a7.html

 

its ten to nine ;)

This guy makes the average A&M and OU troll look like Mensa geniuses.

4 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Just negged that mouthbreathing fuck on every post. Watching a Georgia fan attempt to show up here with negative stereotypes is sadly comical. They literally just had to cut an ALL SEC baseball player for shouting racial slurs at Justin Fields from the stands. They're racist shitheads to the core, they're johnny-come-latelys on the field, and they're running the dirtiest recruiting program in the nation right now. There's basically not a single redeeming factor about their low IQ existence when it comes to having them cross paths on our boards. 

You seem tilted and angry, I suggest meditation therapy.  Whooosaaw

On 12/1/2018 at 6:35 PM, Honeysucklerose said:

Alamo bowl over the sugar????? Good Lord the stupidity on this board never ceases to amaze me

Right!

2 hours ago, Colt Appleyoung said:

Now that there is not a right friendly type of welcome for someone coming to,you and just trying to fit in.

 

is Texas a blue Blood?  The Sooners told me no last year. I think there is a case to be made.

 

 

 

Is UGA a blue blood? I just figured it was the definition of perennial under achievement based on the resources and fertile recruiting ground in the state. 

14 minutes ago, Hamttx said:

Norman Park, wanna hook up and talk football? Before you edited that last post you used the term brisket, ain’t no one around these parts eat brisket.

Can’t lie I’ve never been to anywhere but Dallas and Houston, unsure where Norman Park is, sounds soonerish though.

 

how do you guys not like brisket!!?  I had some at kreutz market it was amazing

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