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I don't get it- don't you guys usually jump all over Aggie for making t-shirts about you, when the event at hand has nothing to do with you??

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10 minutes ago, SurlyBDR said:

Free beer alert!

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I'm just hoping the guy goes broke buying all you fuckers beer!

37 minutes ago, po elvis said:

Fuck I can't handle two more mornings like this.

My advice is that you start drinking heavily.

Very cool sitting on the porch of a house by Tulane listening to the band practicing Texas Fight and March of Grandioso at Tulane.

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Ok that’s bad ass
2 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

Free beer alert!

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2 hours ago, Kennythetiger said:

I don't get it- don't you guys usually jump all over Aggie for making t-shirts about you, when the event at hand has nothing to do with you??

Was just about to say, this is a very aggy thing to do.  Would not buy nor wear.  The Polo with the logo is all that's needed.  

4 hours ago, ClubWhatever said:

That’s analysis I can take to the bank.  Just got off the phone with my mortgage broker and bookie, in that order 

Mortgage broker, any bookie worth a grain of salt would take your legs as collateral.

 

2 hours ago, Kennythetiger said:

I don't get it- don't you guys usually jump all over Aggie for making t-shirts about you, when the event at hand has nothing to do with you??

I guess I must have missed it, but who said they like these?

They’re stupid as fuck. Just like chanting “OU sucks” during Texas Fight when we’re not playing OU. 

I’m at my gate in MPS. I’ve got Nebraska fans on one side of me and Pedo State fans to my right. The Huskers look nicer than the Pedo fans. My inhibitory synapses are getting a workout 

Just now, ImissWallyPryor said:

I’m at my gate in MPS. I’ve got Nebraska fans on one side of me and Pedo State fans to my right. The Huskers look nicer than the Pedo fans. My inhibitory synapses are getting a workout 

Husker fans are easy to deal with. Like puppies that have been beaten in the past, make loud noises or quick hand movements while wearing burnt orange, and they’ll retreat away from you. 

Should have just posted in dumbass shit on Facebook thread since y'all cant appreciate the fact I was trying to help any in attendance a free beer from this jackass

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3 hours ago, NoctambulantBrobdingnagian said:

any shit talking from UGA players like missouri last year?

I hear Fromm wears a fanny pack. 

12 minutes ago, T-shirt Sip said:

I hear Fromm wears a fanny pack. 

Yes, but he wears it in front, so it's actually a crotch pack.

3 hours ago, Kennythetiger said:

I don't get it- don't you guys usually jump all over Aggie for making t-shirts about you, when the event at hand has nothing to do with you??

It's called we have a metric shit load of fans and there are two or three morons who actually buy/wear that shit.

At aggy, it'd be two or three who wouldn't buy/wear that shit.

Get it now?

3 hours ago, NoctambulantBrobdingnagian said:

any shit talking from UGA players like missouri last year?

They're too busy boasting about how they should have made the playoffs over ND and blOU after Saturday.

Fuck, I hope we can pull off the miracle and kick their teeth in. Would be so fucking satisfying.

Fuck "miracle" shit.

We win, we're better.

Period.

He should be slingin' beads to bitches off his horns.

Would be a great "prove you're not a robot" pic broken into 8 pieces.

"Click all boxes with Trannys in them."

Friend has never been to NOLA so our first day itinerary is as follows:

3 - Cafe du Monde

5 - ACME

7 - Pels game

10 - Bourbon

I am wearing burnt orange every second that I am in this city.

Hook em, fuck UGA, let's pay this 35 year old debt

Just now, ztejas said:

Friend has never been to NOLA so our first day itinerary is as follows:

3 - Cafe du Monde

5 - ACME

7 - Pels game

10 - Bourbon

I am wearing burnt orange every second that I am in this city.

Hook em, fuck UGA, let's pay this 35 year old debt

Fuck cafe du monde. Go cafe beignet. 

3 minutes ago, taybo20 said:

Fuck cafe du monde. Go cafe beignet. 

I mean, I get it but he's never been and making us go so wev. One of those places that you have to say that you've been to, unfortunately.

4 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I mean, I get it but he's never been and making us go so wev. One of those places that you have to say that you've been to, unfortunately.

Yeah I guess I understand. 

4 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

Free beer alert!

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This is so embarrassing. If I see this slapdick I'll buy my own beer and pour it over his head.

DuMond is supremely overrated.

ACME?  Meh, but I understand that b/c the Dragos in the CBD sucks compared to Metairie.

If you can get out there, DO IT!  Only one thing to order-Chargrilled Oysters...

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Bobby Burton, Publisher

Georgia’s too physical for Texas up front. They have too many SEC caliber all-stars. They’re just so loaded I don’t know how Texas can ever keep up. Well, that’s the line of this game. But I feel surprisingly confident going into this. Georgia played for a national title a year ago. This season, they’re in a bowl game some of them don’t want to be at. I don’t know if Texas will pull out a victory, but I expect a tight contest either way.

Texas 27, Georgia 26

Chip Brown, Columnist

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42 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I mean, I get it but he's never been and making us go so wev. One of those places that you have to say that you've been to, unfortunately.

Yep that is the only time I go to Cafe du Monde. I am going with a first timer also and her mom told her she has to go so we will go also. I would rather not though. 

Didnt make it to cafe - line was too long so fuck it.

Ginned up some sprites and walked into Pat Os. Racous piano bar crowd and we just exchanged chants with the Dawgs.

Sick atmosphere.

Also ran into Case McCoy 

Oh theres also some aggy rube fuckhead wearing a atm hat and jersey and being a retard.

I guess he left his Georgia shirt at home.

Ha, I was wondering if that worked out. We went about 12:30 and the line was a block down the street. Nope. Got some from Cafe Beinget later.

Sounds like you like standing in lines. 

 

Never mind. Just saw the update. Lots of fun going here. Taking a break in the room at Monteleone before heading across street for dinner at 8:30. 

Edited by Lat22

First drink of the trip is an Old Fashioned at The Roosevelt. Hook ‘Em, gents!

19 minutes ago, PantsTent said:

Ha, I was wondering if that worked out. We went about 12:30 and the line was a block down the street. Nope. Got some from Cafe Beinget later.

Smart move

Ended up buying tickets today. Doesn't seem to be too big of an inventory of good seats. Upper deck 3 seats for $101 after fees. Main thing I was concerned with was a low row and in Texas side. Less options when buying 3 than if buying 2 or 4.

24 minutes ago, PantsTent said:

Ha, I was wondering if that worked out. We went about 12:30 and the line was a block down the street. Nope. Got some from Cafe Beinget later.

The line was obscene, but the thing to do if you were gonna watch the parade, just do it while waiting in line. 

Parade was fun, so much less serious omg roses and natural items only Rose Parade. But it’s obvious why the sugar bowl parade isn’t televised. Still great seeing the longhorn band march in the French quarter.

Just left a nice welcome party happy hour at Broussard’s courtesy of Fenves and Del Conte. (And big donors...thanks grandma).

Open. Bar. Not sure I’ll make it to midnight.

Drinking homemade Sazerac’s tonight...can’t be in NOLA with the Costa Rica trip on 1/2 and all...[/brag]

Standing up and Case walked by me. Gave him a handshake and shoulder hug and told him "Thanks for letting the aggy rivalry end on a high note."

Was with a good looking girl and seems like a smart dude. He'll def find something to excel at.

6 hours ago, taybo20 said:

Fuck cafe du monde. Go cafe beignet. 

Go to Mahony's and get a peacemaker po'boy and thank me later. 

How can anyone not think Florida Georgia Line looks like a bunch of dickheads?

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