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That there is an RV. Yep. But don't you go getting attached to it. We're taking it with us when we leave next month. 

yeah I got the daughter in the clinic, gettin cured off the wild turkey.  and the older boy, bless his soul, is preparing for his career. 

Poor little guy. Probably kept up with you for a mile or so.

Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Kiss my ass. Kiss his ass. Kiss your ass. Happy Hanukkah. 

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1 minute ago, Blutarski said:

Poor little guy. Probably kept up with you for a mile or so.

you serious, clark?

Shitter's full!

12 minutes ago, Red Five said:

That there is an RV. Yep. But don't you go getting attached to it. We're taking it with us when we leave next month. 

 looks so nice parked in the driveway. 

2 minutes ago, Bama Llama said:

College?  No, carnival.

Yeah, last season he was a pixie-dust spreader on the Tilt-O-Whirl. 

4 minutes ago, RPM said:

Yeah, last season he was a pixie-dust spreader on the Tilt-O-Whirl. 

he thinks maybe next year he’ll be guessing people’s weight or barkin for the yak woman. 

yeah she’s ugly as sin, but a sweet gal, and a hell of a good cook.  

We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fucking Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse.

2 hours ago, Blutarski said:

Poor little guy. Probably kept up with you for a mile or so.

Look kids, Big Ben...Parliament.  

10 hours ago, Lobo said:

Look kids, Big Ben...Parliament.  

Dammit, beat me to it!

Where do you think you're going to put a tree that big?

Bend over and I'll show you.

You got a lot of nerve talking to me like that, Griswold! 

I wasn't talking to you... 

Ain't that somethin'? She falls down a well, her eyes go cross. She gets kicked by a mule. They go back to normal. I don't know.

Well, that's my name!

No shit

Where’s Eddie?  He usually eats these GD things. 

Can i refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?

Get me somebody.  Anybody!  And get me somebody while I'm waiting!  

It's a one year membership to the jelly of the month club.

Clarke, that's the gift that keeps on giving the whole year. 

if i woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, i wouldn't be more surprised than i am right now

I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America and to the republic for which it stands One nation, under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.

He's cute ain't he?  Only problem is, he's got a little bit of Mississippi leg hound in 'im.  

2 minutes ago, Jerry Callo said:

He's cute ain't he?  Only problem is, he's got a little bit of Mississippi leg hound in 'im.  

a worda warning though, if he does lay into ya, it's best to to just let 'im finish. tsk.

I like how Eddie asks Clark if his tree is real. It’s like 20 feet tall and taking up most of the living room, and was dug out of the ground the day before.

I pledge allegiance to the flag . . . 

EDIT: Crap, beat me to it.

Edited by David Dennison

In the evening scene when it shows grandpa in rusty's bead gazing up at the poster... the poster behind him on the wall is two turtles fucking.


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