November 30, 20187 yr In 20 years, it’ll be pronounced “abesity” Edited November 30, 20187 yr by Lobo
November 30, 20187 yr 43 minutes ago, Al Czervik said: Haven’t read the whole thread, but the Costanza ‘7’ comes to mind. Sorry, that's a kickass name. I seriously wanted that to be my daughter's middle name. Wife and I were still arguing about it on the way to the hospital. Daughter has said that she wishes I had won the argument. (Daughter is a huge Seinfeld fan, too.)
November 30, 20187 yr We had an elementary kid on a bus route named Peacemaker. He was anything but one. Also would to the mom
November 30, 20187 yr My baby-naming advice has always been to not give your kid a name they’ll have to spell every fucking day of their life. This rule still applies.
November 30, 20187 yr I see you mom. Always Be Closing Dick Everyday Edited November 30, 20187 yr by Irwin F Fletcher
November 30, 20187 yr Author Apparently the mom had been planning on naming her little girl this name since she was a child herself. makes no damn sense
November 30, 20187 yr 18 minutes ago, Pancho Negro said: Apparently the mom had been planning on naming her little girl this name since she was a child herself. makes no damn sense mom has probably dreamed of this moment ever since fb was created. her turn to express fake outrage over her stupid naming decision. Hope of the thumbs up and likes are worth it.
November 30, 20187 yr On 11/28/2018 at 11:57 PM, clapclapclap said: Veronica Miracle's whipped by name jokes. Triggered.
November 30, 20187 yr 90% of the people commenting on social media are blaming the mom for being a complete idoit.
November 30, 20187 yr 5 minutes ago, midtown said: 90% of the people commenting on social media are blaming the mom for being a complete idoit. And that's fair.
November 30, 20187 yr 5 minutes ago, midtown said: 90% of the people commenting on social media are blaming the mom for being a complete idoit. The other 10% are scribbling down inane letter combinations as we speak...
November 30, 20187 yr You name shamers go ahead and laugh it up. You won't be laughing when X12 shows up.
November 30, 20187 yr Looks like X12 has been punching his entire house and spreading X12 shit all around it.
November 30, 20187 yr 3 hours ago, midtown said: 90% of the people commenting on social media are blaming the mom for being a complete idoit. As they should. "Why are people mocking my child's completely regarded name?!!"
November 30, 20187 yr 2 hours ago, Player said: You name shamers go ahead and laugh it up. You won't be laughing when X12 shows up. The definition of "retard strength."
November 30, 20187 yr On 11/28/2018 at 9:24 PM, Mikey4 said: You can't give your kid a stupid ass name and then get pissed when people make fun of the name. This!
December 1, 20187 yr As long as she doesn't include a photo with her college applications, she can check the box for African-American.
December 1, 20187 yr 24 minutes ago, Deej said: As long as she doesn't include a photo with her college applications, she can check the box for African-American. Alphabet American...
December 1, 20187 yr At least she got on the plane. He brother hijk (hi-jack)can’t even fly. (Shamelessly stolen from Facebook)
December 11, 20187 yr On 11/29/2018 at 7:05 AM, Lat22 said: I wonder how much input her daddy had when she was named? Poor little girl. Her Dad's name is Chuck. The h is silent.
December 11, 20187 yr 4 minutes ago, RPM said: Her Dad's name is Chuck. The h is silent. So her dad's name is really Jimbo?
December 11, 20187 yr A fed-up mom-to-be KO’d her baby shower because she said her “fake a– family” ridiculed the name she’d chosen for her child. The unidentified woman blasted her family for questioning her decision to name her son Squire Sebastian Senator in a post on the Facebook event page for the now-canceled shindig. “Ya’ll have been talking sh-t about my unborn baby. AN UNBORN CHILD,” she wrote. “How can you judge an unborn child?? What is wrong with you?? “I never knew my family could be so judgmental. “They’ve spread rumors and lies about my child,” she wrote. “No, I am not crazy. No, I am not mentally unstable. No, I was not drunk when I named my child.” But she assured her relatives that no matter how they felt about it — she wasn’t going to budge on her son’s name. “This is the name I was meant to give him,” she wrote. “This is how it will be. He will not be allowed to have a nickname, he is to be called by his full and complete first name. “This name conveys power. It conveys wealth. It conveys success,” she added, explaining that she’d chosen the moniker because it hinted at the family’s ties to senators and squires. “My baby’s name WILL be a revolution,” she continued. “It will push people to question everything.” The raving future mom told her family she was planning a smaller, “more inclusive” baby shower where she wouldn’t be judged. “F–k you all. Fake a– family,” she wrote. “You won’t get to be a part of my baby’s life and it’s all because you had to judge him.” Her post was published Saturday on Reddit, where users continued to mock the baby’s name. https://nypost.com/2018/12/09/mom-to-be-cancels-baby-shower-after-family-makes-fun-of-sons-name/
December 11, 20187 yr Quote “My baby’s name WILL be a revolution,” she continued. “It will push people to question everything.” It WILL push the other boys to beat his ass every day at recess.
December 12, 20187 yr On 11/29/2018 at 8:03 AM, crash_davis said: long game. mom has been patiently waiting for this moment when she could finally share her victimization to the world. it's never been about the kid. if it were, then why the fuck when you give your child a name that is sure to be mocked and ridiculed? This 1000x. These people wear their “victimization” like a badge of honor. It’s so treasured that they fabricate it if necessary. They want to be shamed or attacked soooo badly. It must be tough for her being a white lady - to be deprived of the chance to go on social media and tell everyone that she heard someone call her a racial epithet. Tragic. The stupid “name” is literally a setup. She’s telling people a joke then shaming them as insensitive for laughing at it. Mental illness. Edited December 12, 20187 yr by Lhorn
December 12, 20187 yr isn't an unborn child one that was born and then went back into the womb?Kinda CRish
December 12, 20187 yr s 6 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said: SanDeE️ approves. I love posts that make me think, "Holy shit, that dude is as old as I am."
December 12, 20187 yr 23 hours ago, PilotsError said: A fed-up mom-to-be KO’d her baby shower because she said her “fake a– family” ridiculed the name she’d chosen for her child. The unidentified woman blasted her family for questioning her decision to name her son Squire Sebastian Senator in a post on the Facebook event page for the now-canceled shindig. “Ya’ll have been talking sh-t about my unborn baby. AN UNBORN CHILD,” she wrote. “How can you judge an unborn child?? What is wrong with you?? “I never knew my family could be so judgmental. “They’ve spread rumors and lies about my child,” she wrote. “No, I am not crazy. No, I am not mentally unstable. No, I was not drunk when I named my child.” But she assured her relatives that no matter how they felt about it — she wasn’t going to budge on her son’s name. “This is the name I was meant to give him,” she wrote. “This is how it will be. He will not be allowed to have a nickname, he is to be called by his full and complete first name. “This name conveys power. It conveys wealth. It conveys success,” she added, explaining that she’d chosen the moniker because it hinted at the family’s ties to senators and squires. “My baby’s name WILL be a revolution,” she continued. “It will push people to question everything.” The raving future mom told her family she was planning a smaller, “more inclusive” baby shower where she wouldn’t be judged. “F–k you all. Fake a– family,” she wrote. “You won’t get to be a part of my baby’s life and it’s all because you had to judge him.” Her post was published Saturday on Reddit, where users continued to mock the baby’s name. https://nypost.com/2018/12/09/mom-to-be-cancels-baby-shower-after-family-makes-fun-of-sons-name/ It kills me that news outlets report this shit without substantiating the identity of the posters and the truth of the story. 3-to-1 that entire thing is fabricated.
December 12, 20187 yr 36 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said: It kills me that news outlets report this shit without substantiating the identity of the posters and the truth of the story. 3-to-1 that entire thing is fabricated. i don't doubt this. kids have been named "god" and "sir" because the parents wanted to command immediate respect for their kid, as if respect is something that is that fleeting and disposable to give.
December 12, 20187 yr 3 minutes ago, crash_davis said: i don't doubt this. kids have been named "god" and "sir" because the parents wanted to command immediate respect for their kid, as if respect is something that is that fleeting and disposable to give. Oh, I don't doubt somebody is stupid enough to name their kid like that. It's the entirety of the story - the quotes from the mom-to-be, the cancelled baby shower, etc. - that are so over-the-top that make me question it.
December 12, 20187 yr On 12/11/2018 at 11:09 AM, Telegraph_it said: Pretty sure they are not judging the child. that's literally what the top post in the reddit thread says
December 12, 20187 yr On 12/11/2018 at 1:05 PM, PilotsError said: A fed-up mom-to-be KO’d her baby shower because she said her “fake a– family” ridiculed the name she’d chosen for her child. The unidentified woman blasted her family for questioning her decision to name her son Squire Sebastian Senator in a post on the Facebook event page for the now-canceled shindig. “Ya’ll have been talking sh-t about my unborn baby. AN UNBORN CHILD,” she wrote. “How can you judge an unborn child?? What is wrong with you?? “I never knew my family could be so judgmental. “They’ve spread rumors and lies about my child,” she wrote. “No, I am not crazy. No, I am not mentally unstable. No, I was not drunk when I named my child.” But she assured her relatives that no matter how they felt about it — she wasn’t going to budge on her son’s name. “This is the name I was meant to give him,” she wrote. “This is how it will be. He will not be allowed to have a nickname, he is to be called by his full and complete first name. “This name conveys power. It conveys wealth. It conveys success,” she added, explaining that she’d chosen the moniker because it hinted at the family’s ties to senators and squires. “My baby’s name WILL be a revolution,” she continued. “It will push people to question everything.” The raving future mom told her family she was planning a smaller, “more inclusive” baby shower where she wouldn’t be judged. “F–k you all. Fake a– family,” she wrote. “You won’t get to be a part of my baby’s life and it’s all because you had to judge him.” Her post was published Saturday on Reddit, where users continued to mock the baby’s name. https://nypost.com/2018/12/09/mom-to-be-cancels-baby-shower-after-family-makes-fun-of-sons-name/ On 12/11/2018 at 1:09 PM, Telegraph_it said: Pretty sure they are not judging the child. This. People who think we're making fun of a kid for their name are so dense. Now other kids WILL make of them for their name, but that's the parents fault.
December 13, 20187 yr Favorite I’ve seen is Le-a, pronounced Ledasha. Also once saw a Deathstar. And Phuc.
December 13, 20187 yr This one isn't really a funny spelling One of the customers at one of our car lots got pissed because I saw and pronounced Diana just as anyone would. Instead of just correcting me, she cussed and said you can say my name right, it's pronounced "De-ah-na". Her mom was like, that's okay, he didn't know, and she said "it's spelled out clear as can be, he just wants to be funny.
December 14, 20187 yr That girl will end up as a stripper or a hooker and her mom will blame it on this traumatic incident instead of the fact that she gave her daughter a weirdo name.
December 14, 20187 yr My son, Q'werty, and I were just laughing about this story yesterday. Edited December 14, 20187 yr by HornOnTheBayou
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