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Since the Game is at Jerry World, Let's Remember this Runaway Cart

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Edited by Vic Mackey

1 minute ago, EuroHorn said:

Runaway cart was at the old Texas stadium

Well we cannot play there anymore so we might as well remember the cart when playing in Jerry World now.

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Runaway cart never going to yield

Wrong way in the open field

Seems like it must be hitting someone

Somehow you're going to get overrun

 

 

2 hours ago, EuroHorn said:

Runaway cart was at the old Texas stadium

No it wasn’t slut 

The guy in the white jacket at the 43 yard line has some moves. 

and the guy who stopped it has closing speed.

5 hours ago, CastHorn said:

No it wasn’t slut 

Lol, you’re right, whore. Thought that was a lot longer ago. 

7 hours ago, kibbles said:

I applaud the hero who instead of fixing the problem just dead fishes off the cart.   Real tough guy

Give the guy a break. He had just taken a punishing hit from a loose cart in the open field. Probably should be in concussion protocol. 

7 hours ago, MrPhlegm said:

OU sucks

The first thing in this thread that makes any sense.

7 minutes ago, Eggo said:

Give the guy a break. He had just taken a punishing hit from a loose cart in the open field. Probably should be in concussion protocol. 

Targeting. Cart will miss the first half next week

I’d have loved to have been the camera man. And realize about the 30 what’s about to happen

“Oh shit! Dis gon be good!” Zoom out!

<finds self suddenly in passenger seat of a runaway cart>

”Laid back, with my mind on my money and my money on my mind”

”Girls don’t want no scrubs. Fuck it. I’m out”

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Being somewhat Old School, I prefer to remember this runaway cart...

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1 hour ago, Armybrat said:

Being somewhat Old School, I prefer to remember this runaway cart...

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I've always thought it quite humorous that their mascot is literally a fucking mobile home.

10 hours ago, runthebone said:

 

It was a beautiful day, the sun beat down
I had the radio on, I was drivin'
Trees flew by, me and Del were singin' little Runaway
I was flyin'

 

6 hours ago, deadshank said:

The guy in the white jacket at the 43 yard line has some moves. 

very light in his loafers

1 hour ago, HOOK'EMHOOAH said:

I've always thought it quite humorous that their mascot is literally a fucking mobile home.

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Somehow there is a dysentery joke in there somewhere.

11 hours ago, EuroHorn said:

Runaway cart was at the old Texas stadium

Nope.

"The video has it all—action, turmoil, heroism, a golf cart! And it’s all set on a grand stage, the 2011 Texas State 5A Division I High School Championship Game at AT&T Stadium in Arlington, Texas." 

Carroll won that game with Jr. Kenny Hill at QB 

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This perspective has me cracking up. It’s like watching a great white about to take out a group of seals.

23 minutes ago, Eggo said:

Carroll won that game with Jr. Kenny Hill at QB 

Huh? Dekaney over Steele. That's Willie Amendola,  Danny's dad

1 minute ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Huh? Dekaney over Steele. That's Willie Amendola,  Danny's dad

Yep.

13 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Head gotta be on a swivel. Those are legal hits.

Guy on the 31 just falls down, no contact whatsoever.

34 minutes ago, Mikey4 said:

Guy on the 31 just falls down, no contact whatsoever.

Feeble attempt to get in on the lawsuit.

This is by far the best Surly thread right now. Well fucking done!

Let's hope this doesn't happen Saturday. I'd hate to see the axle mess up Kyler Murray's hair.

6 hours ago, Armybrat said:

Being somewhat Old School, I prefer to remember this runaway cart...

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You know... MORONS.

Here's another fun and more recent example of sooner competence:

 

36 minutes ago, Gucci_Suit said:

This is by far the best Surly thread right now. Well fucking done!

It really is, responses have me cracking up

30 minutes ago, Mikey4 said:

Let's hope this doesn't happen Saturday. I'd hate to see the axle mess up Kyler Murray's hair.

Well that's just stupid, the dwarf would just slide under the cart.

1 hour ago, Mikey4 said:

Guy on the 31 just falls down, no contact whatsoever.

Turf snakes are green.  Very hard to detect.

Oh, and a dissapointing amount of jiggle from the girl wearing the blue top.  Would not bang.

4 hours ago, High Plains Drifter said:

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Somehow there is a dysentery joke in there somewhere.

Fuck Fortnite.  Oregon Trail will always be GOAT. 

She does nicely hurdle a dude at the 40, so she get props for that.

Its just amazing how fast Pops Amendola goes from being interviewed to finding himself splayed on his ass in a runaway cart, left hand already on the steering wheel, and then the flop out. 

2 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said:

Its just amazing how fast Pops Amendola goes from being interviewed to finding himself splayed on his ass in a runaway cart, left hand already on the steering wheel, and then the flop out. 

That's the most amazing thing to me.  It's a mass of people and the cart comes out of the other side of the scrum with a driver.  LOL

Guy had to be like wtf just happened?  What in the fuck am I doing driving this?!  

I'd also imagine it's instinct to try to hit the brake - which is likely when the 'oh shit' moment truly hit.  

16 hours ago, kibbles said:

I applaud the hero who instead of fixing the problem just dead fishes off the cart.   Real tough guy

That's what really puts the clip over the top for me. Guy barrel rolls off that thing like he's in an action movie, and that cart is about to explode or go over a cliff.  Or both.

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