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5 minutes ago, Tired of Lurking said:

Should be game over now.

Saints shouldn't have called a timeout before the two minute warning. Would have forced them to run there.

Insightful comment. Probably right. Troy obviously agrees with you.

7 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

You know this win means we keep Garrett right guise 

It means that Jub gets a mohawk

2 minutes ago, Fire Jack Chevigny said:

Just punch it in you pussy. Fuck this kneeling shit. Is Mack Brown the head coach of the Dallas Cowboys?

Kevin Steele likes this. 

Cool, I even won a dollar in a freeroll at draft kings by finishing 3812th out of 84954. Probably would have made another buck if Dak or Zeke had punched it in there at the end.

4 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Eli is better. Brees is a soft ass pussy. Fuck that chump. 

This. He shit the bed tonight. 

6 minutes ago, deadshank said:

Irvin looks especially coked up and frothy on the sidelines this evening 

He said in pregame that Elliott would have 200 yards rushing 

If Dak could throw this would have been a blowout

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Just now, immortal13 said:

This. He shit the bed tonight. 

He shits the bed his whole career. fuck him. 

Just now, tjhooker said:

Vander Esh may be the best Cowboys draft pick in a very long time.  I have a man crush.  I'll be honest.  Whatever the opposite of that feeling is I have for Randy Gregory.

needed him bad.  the D doesn't go to shit when Lee is out.  Smith seems to be getting better as well.

Reppin' everybody. Even some of you motherfuckers I don't really like

LVH and Smith.   Smith could be the steal of the decade. 

3 minutes ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:

Insightful comment. Probably right. Troy obviously agrees with you.

I typed it right when he was saying it. 

Just now, Mileslong said:

Saints had 176 total yards unreal

Fuck yes. 

Payton is such a smug, arrogant fuck.  Got to taste Garrett’s dick tonight tho.

I legitimately thought this game would go like the one a few years ago where the saints had 40 first downs. 

Just now, Mileslong said:

Saints had 176 total yards unreal

Stat of the year at this point of the season.  Crazy

Damn Vic, did Drew Brees steal one of your cholas or something? :)

 

they just replay the Jaylon Smith stop at the one. From the moment the ball was caught, Smith was running for the one yard line. Straight as an arrow. Smart player. Wow, again.

Just now, Mortimer said:

Nice win. HELL of a win.

Fuck y'all
 

But we already fucked you

1 minute ago, Mileslong said:

Saints had 176 total yards unreal

1 yard shy of 3 Watsons.

2 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

LVH and Smith.   Smith could be the steal of the decade. 

If we can extend him

Just now, CurlyDumps said:

Payton is such a smug, arrogant fuck.  Got to taste Garrett’s dick tonight tho.

I would rep you but apparently my load is blown

5 minutes ago, Quagmire said:

If Dak could throw this would have been a blowout

 

Gallup shit the bed on that throw at least as much as Dak. You can't be looking back for ten minutes before the ball gets there.

 

I’ll humbly claim the first to predict this happening as it’s stapled in the thread 

1 minute ago, DougO said:

 

Gallup shit the bed on that throw at least as much as Dak. You can't be looking back for ten minutes before the ball gets there.

 

Still does rookie things

Just now, Rustic Horn said:

 

Holy shit I wish I could rep this post. I will be back!

4 minutes ago, CurlyDumps said:

Payton is such a smug, arrogant fuck.  Got to taste Garrett’s dick tonight tho.

I always forget what an asshole he is.  That look on his face when Lewis got the pick was priceless.

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16 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Sit this one out, Vic.  

Brees is a HOFer, you fuck fat chicks. 

Yeah good call. You can suck Brees' dick in his overrated HOF circle. Lmao. Good job. 

 

Wonder how many I could fuck before I couldn’t cum anymore

On NFL Network, a fan had one of those roll out personal banners, and scrawled on it was, “Do me Dak.”

Just now, Quagmire said:


Wonder how many I could duck before I couldn’t cum anymore

Wonder how many I could fuck before I wouldn’t quack anymore

1 minute ago, Vic Mackey said:

Yeah good call. You can suck Brees' dick in his overrated HOF circle. Lmao. Good job. 

Sloppy seconds, Vic.  

Such bitchassness from you.  

6 minutes ago, Rustic Horn said:

 

that is probably how they are after every game win or lose.

9 minutes ago, CurlyDumps said:

Payton is such a smug, arrogant fuck.  Got to taste Garrett’s dick tonight tho.

I just put him in the punchable faces thread. I have thought this for many years. I hate his punkass faget face.

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