November 30, 20187 yr Author 1 minute ago, Underdog said: Sloppy seconds, Vic. Such bitchassness from you. I'm drunk and hate Brees. Forgive me hunny. I needed this win.
November 30, 20187 yr 8 minutes ago, taybo20 said: Wonder how many I could fuck before I wouldn’t quack anymore That’s my line
November 30, 20187 yr 11 minutes ago, Quagmire said: Wonder how many I could fuck before I couldn’t cum anymore Come on man. You know the whole thing would be over in less than 30 seconds
November 30, 20187 yr 26 minutes ago, Mileslong said: This defense is officially awesome 54, 55, and 90 are just absolute monsters.
November 30, 20187 yr Damn Garrett’s press conferences suck. All boring coach speak. I guess I’m spoiled that Mike Gundy is pretty honest and is interesting. Garrett said the same generic phrases at least a dozen times in five minutes.
November 30, 20187 yr 1 minute ago, Beau Vine said: 54, 55, and 90 are just absolute monsters. Gotta pay 90 real soon and 54 a year later along with 21 and probably 4. Edited November 30, 20187 yr by Pato del Muerto
November 30, 20187 yr Just now, 'stache said: Damn Garrett’s press conferences suck. All boring coach speak. I guess I’m spoiled that Mike Gundy is pretty honest and is interesting. Garrett said the same generic phrases at least a dozen times in five minutes. I love some Gundy pressers
November 30, 20187 yr Idk what our red zone efficiency is, but I feel like we could be really good if it was better. Seems like we move the ball well but bog down in the red zone.
November 30, 20187 yr 16 minutes ago, Quagmire said: Wonder how many I could fuck before I couldn’t cum anymore
November 30, 20187 yr 6 minutes ago, 'stache said: Damn Garrett’s press conferences suck. All boring coach speak. I guess I’m spoiled that Mike Gundy is pretty honest and is interesting. Garrett said the same generic phrases at least a dozen times in five minutes. Is this your first Garrett presser? I can get more information out of my cat than what he surrenders at his meetings with the public. I heard David Moore put in this perspective. JG made the conscious decision to distance himself from the public as much as was possible. To the extent that we mock him as a robot. It is by design. He doesn't give a damn if we, the great unwashed, connect with him in any way whatsoever other than the title beside his name. Jerry has his back. As much as Jerry has anyone's back. He loves him like a son. Jerry is prone to this. This is known. It does not mean that because he is distant, aloof, reticent and robotic with us that he is the same with the team. He has made that bargain. He will be his true self with them but not us. I am fine with that, but I ain't listening to that shit.
November 30, 20187 yr 5 minutes ago, Machinator said: He's right. Play calling really got lame in the second half, they clinched up, nearly let the refs steal it from them. Gotta keep dictating the game, keep it out of the hands of the dirtyass refs and late comebacks.
November 30, 20187 yr 22 minutes ago, DougO said: I just put him in the punchable faces thread. I have thought this for many years. I hate his punkass faget face. You should put Brees big mole face on there too
November 30, 20187 yr Is this your first Garrett presser? I can get more information out of my cat than what he surrenders at his meetings with the public. I heard David Moore put in this perspective. JG made the conscious decision to distance himself from the public as much as was possible. To the extent that we mock him as a robot. It is by design. He doesn't give a damn if we, the great unwashed, connect with him in any way whatsoever other than the title beside his name. Jerry has his back. As much as Jerry has anyone's back. He loves him like a son. Jerry is prone to this. This is known. It does not mean that because he is distant, aloof, reticent and robotic with us that he is the same with the team. He has made that bargain. He will be his true self with them but not us. I am fine with that, but I ain't listening to that shit. Yes it was my first. They happened to play it on Sportscenter. I don’t particularly give a fuck. I still think he’s a shitty coach who has a slight chance at changing my mind this year. If we win I could give a fuck about his press conferences. I fully expect however to lose several more games this year to shittty teams and miss the playoffs. I’m thinking a ten point loss to the fucking giants or something.
November 30, 20187 yr 2 minutes ago, immortal13 said: You should put Brees big mole face on there too I kinda like Brees, though, even if his mom is a crazy bitch. The Cowboys did enough punching on him tonight to satisfy me.
November 30, 20187 yr 8 minutes ago, 'stache said: Yes it was my first. They happened to play it on Sportscenter. I don’t particularly give a fuck. I still think he’s a shitty coach who has a slight chance at changing my mind this year. If we win I could give a fuck about his press conferences. I fully expect however to lose several more games this year to shittty teams and miss the playoffs. I’m thinking a ten point loss to the fucking giants or something. Yes, yes give in to the hate. This is the Cowboys under Jerry! Veering wildly towards the unknown! Embrace the chaos.
November 30, 20187 yr 37 minutes ago, Get ln My Van said: This team would be super bowl contenders with a good QB * With a good OC/Head Coach and QB coach. Dak is currently suboptimal, but he has regressed since his rookie year. That's as much a coaching and scheme issue as it is a QB issue. He's made the reads and throws that a good NFL QB needs to make, it's the consistency that's the problem. Edited November 30, 20187 yr by totallynotabuttpirate
November 30, 20187 yr Long-time Cowboys fans are like.... "Just when I thought I was out..... They pull me back in"
November 30, 20187 yr LVH and Smith. Smith could be the steal of the decade. Smith was all over the damn field playing with his hair on fire. When he flat hit 41 in the mouth and stood him up on the 3rd and 2, that was bringing the pain. I bet his Surly haters are eating dead rotten crow tonight . He and VDE are a helluva pair.
November 30, 20187 yr Just now, HuntinHorn said: Smith was all over the damn field playing with his hair on fire. When he flat hit 41 in the mouth and stood him up on the 3rd and 2, that was bringing the pain. I bet his Surly haters are eating dead rotten crow tonight . He and VDE are a helluva pair. Wasted 2nd round pick. Jerry is dumb, cowboys suck.
November 30, 20187 yr https://mobile.twitter.com/Cantguardmike/status/1067535921829093377?ref_src=twsrc^tfw|twcamp^tweetembed|twterm^1067535921829093377&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.12up.com%2Fposts%2F6233546-saints-wr-michael-thomas-issues-warning-to-cowboys-after-recent-trash-talk damn that’s a redirect and mobile link, so no imbedment. saints wr Michael Thomas tweet and replies. Edited November 30, 20187 yr by Pato del Muerto
November 30, 20187 yr 12 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said: https://mobile.twitter.com/Cantguardmike/status/1067535921829093377?ref_src=twsrc^tfw|twcamp^tweetembed|twterm^1067535921829093377&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.12up.com%2Fposts%2F6233546-saints-wr-michael-thomas-issues-warning-to-cowboys-after-recent-trash-talk damn that’s a redirect and mobile link, so no imbedment. saints wr Michael Thomas tweet and replies.
November 30, 20187 yr 21 minutes ago, HuntinHorn said: Smith was all over the damn field playing with his hair on fire. When he flat hit 41 in the mouth and stood him up on the 3rd and 2, that was bringing the pain. I bet his Surly haters are eating dead rotten crow tonight . He and VDE are a helluva pair. he's getting better but I wouldn't be crownin' his ass yet. good news is he has climbed out of complete bust territory. looking forward to see him be more consistent game to game.
November 30, 20187 yr Fun game. Not often we get to watch a defense play like that in today’s nfl. Our entire left side of the line are replacements from center to tackle. Dak needs the game to slow down. He looks frantic a lot of times. I hope the future is bright. Get our oline back in order, dak more experience and a great Te. I think it all depends on dak going forward. We just need him to be good...not great.
November 30, 20187 yr We gave up 7 sacks, 2 turnovers and a couple of huge drive continuing penalties and won. Defense played lights out.
November 30, 20187 yr 1 hour ago, DougO said: I kinda like Brees, though, even if his mom was a crazy bitch. The Cowboys did enough punching on him tonight to satisfy me.
November 30, 20187 yr 38 minutes ago, FizzleFish said: We gave up 7 sacks, 2 turnovers and a couple of huge drive continuing penalties and won. Defense played lights out. And without Tyron Smith, and not having Chaz Green to replace him.
November 30, 20187 yr 2 hours ago, FizzleFish said: We gave up 7 sacks, 2 turnovers and a couple of huge drive continuing penalties and won. Defense played lights out. I'm a lifelong Cowboys fan and I started the Saints D in my fantasy league. Tonight was a great night. NOTE: I loved kneeling on the ball from the 1 yard line.
November 30, 20187 yr 8 hours ago, cactusflinthead said: Is this your first Garrett presser? I can get more information out of my cat than what he surrenders at his meetings with the public. I heard David Moore put in this perspective. JG made the conscious decision to distance himself from the public as much as was possible. To the extent that we mock him as a robot. It is by design. He doesn't give a damn if we, the great unwashed, connect with him in any way whatsoever other than the title beside his name. Jerry has his back. As much as Jerry has anyone's back. He loves him like a son. Jerry is prone to this. This is known. It does not mean that because he is distant, aloof, reticent and robotic with us that he is the same with the team. He has made that bargain. He will be his true self with them but not us. I am fine with that, but I ain't listening to that shit. I think people get tired of his shit because they see Patriot Bill do the same thing with one minor difference.
November 30, 20187 yr 9 hours ago, deadshank said: Where's the part when they get nekkid? Have to pay extra for that, Jerry’s a real Scrooge.
November 30, 20187 yr Pretty good defensive performance, especially considering the Saints were playing with 12 players on offense and the Cowboys with 10 on defense every time Randy Gregory was on the field.
November 30, 20187 yr 6 hours ago, Napoleon said: I'm a lifelong Cowboys fan and I started the Saints D in my fantasy league. Tonight was a great night. NOTE: I loved kneeling on the ball from the 1 yard line. Added bonus, it gave the team a 100% chance of winning. They would've let us score quickly and then they could go for a TD or FG and onsides kick.
November 30, 20187 yr 11 minutes ago, EMAWesome said: Pretty good defensive performance, especially considering the Saints were playing with 12 players on offense and the Cowboys with 10 on defense every time Randy Gregory was on the field. He sure as hell fucked up on the punt, but two different views showed that he was not offsides. It was a bogus call.
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