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I'm more of a Mary Ann fan.

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Edited by RPM

Why not both?

 

I'll make it a true daily double, Alex...

Edited by slorch

10 hours ago, RPM said:

I'm more of a Mary Ann fan.

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This man fucks...

 

And eats coconut cream pies. 

1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

Ginger is the girl you want to meet. 

Mary Ann is the girl you want to marry.

Obviously. Dawn Wells was married five times. 

37 minutes ago, Richard Kimball said:

Obviously. Dawn Wells was married five times. 

So you're saying there's a chance.

Mary Ann.


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I bet she was something before electricity.

1 minute ago, High Plains Drifter said:

The professor says:

 

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Why not both?

 

 

Not so much, he was gay apparently.

51 minutes ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

Not so much, he was gay apparently.

That must have made his three wives and two kids really uncomfortable.  Or are you just basing that off his work with AIDS charities because he had a child die of AIDS?

Edited by Herpa Derpa

3 hours ago, Richard Kimball said:

Obviously. Dawn Wells was married five times. 

Once...but I guess five is pretty close. :D

Sadly, in society today they would be mocked for not being a size 2.

 

Team Mary Ann reporting for duty.

 

 

When I was younger it was all about Mary Ann.

Then I matured and realized what a fine, fine woman Ginger was.

 

On 12/2/2018 at 1:53 PM, Ten Bears said:

When I was younger it was all about Mary Ann.

Then I matured and realized what a fine, fine woman Ginger was.

 

This

11 minutes ago, C-Man said:

This

Shit I was young and knew what a fine woman Ginger was, gimme Mary Anne.

On ‎11‎/‎30‎/‎2018 at 12:44 PM, Deej said:

Mary Ann.


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Holey Shit - I never knew she was one of the popsicle twins

#teamMaryAnn
(or why not both, well really all 3 when you include Lovey)

1 hour ago, Wally Fairway said:

 

(or why not both, well really all 3 when you include Lovey)

 

Yep...don't sleep on Lovey.

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I bet she was something before electricity. Bagged a millionaire and everyone calls her "Lovey". 

Damn, I just realized I told the same joke twice. f me

On 12/6/2018 at 2:59 PM, RPM said:

I bet she was something before electricity. Bagged a millionaire and everyone calls her "Lovey". 

would a millionaire be on the same boat with plebs...

Are you suggesting that there are holes in the premise of Gilligan's Island?  What are you, a Communist?

Edited by idigTexas

Maybe he was going to go all Robert Wagoner on her, and collect the life insurance...

or maybe the Professor had some brilliant idea, and he was going to invest his last remaining ten grand with him.  

Or maybe he and Lovey were slumming and spotted Gilligan and thought it’d be fun to initiative a virgin.  

Edited by atomheartbevo

 

5 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Maybe he was going to go all Robert Wagoner on her, and collect the life insurance...

or maybe the Professor had some brilliant idea, and he was going to invest his last remaining ten grand with him.  

Or maybe he and Lovey were slumming and spotted Gilligan and thought it’d be fun to initiative a virgin.  

Subscribed.  Where do I mail the $9.99?

Wife had on Chopped the other day; Holiday themed show with celebrities competing.  Dawn Wells was one of the contestants.  Apparently this was a repeat from a few years back:

 

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9 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Wife had on Chopped the other day; Holiday themed show with celebrities competing.  Dawn Wells was one of the contestants.  Apparently this was a repeat from a few years back:

 

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Why are you bringing up some old person?  Go away and fine some old person thread.  Brat?

Ginger, hands down. If I'm on a desert island, slut factor is going to weigh heavily on my decision. 

Ginger was constantly horny.

Edited by Grandioso

49 minutes ago, Grandioso said:

Ginger, hands down. If I'm on a desert island, slut factor is going to weigh heavily on my decision. 

Ginger was constantly horny.

whoa whoa whoa.  I never watched gilligan’s island (before my time) but was ginger banging?  were people banging on that island?

Things got funky down at the lagoon after midnight. It was the 60's mannnn. When that crate of chemicals floated up in the summer of '67 and The Professor, that's why they called him "The Professor", mannnn, he cooked up a batch of some wicked shit and the girls, they were really trippin' mannn. 

Then Gilligan found that patch growing on the other side of the island. And people wonder why they weren't rescued.

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8 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Wife had on Chopped the other day; Holiday themed show with celebrities competing.  Dawn Wells was one of the contestants.  Apparently this was a repeat from a few years back:

 

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Still would. 

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