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My family is from the Valley so I grew up with my mom, grandma and my aunts making tamales before the holidays. When they did it, it was an all day affair and they made enough for each of them to take home dozens. It was a lot of work. 
About 20 years ago my parents moved back down to the Valley just right down the road from a Delia’s. I don’t think my mom has made tamales since then. I’ve had them shipped a couple times, but I usually pick some up when I go down to visit her. They keep well in the freezer for a couple months if you don’t eat them right away. I like serving them with holiday meals right next to the turkey. 

We ordered a few dozen as well, looking forward to them.  

If they are dry they suck.

If they have too much masa and are sparsely filled they suck.

A good tamale starts with being moist, a thinner masa ratio to meat filling.  

Great tamales reheat well and don't dry out easily.

Also if they are too sweet or too spicy or too cheesy or too some other variant than those are specialty tamales.  

My favorite way to reheat tamales is on a comal or cast iron skillet where the edges of exposed masa get a little bit crispy. If you leave them on there until the husks get browned or even a little burned, the taste of the roasted husk infuses with the masa. It’s a subtle but nice touch you don’t get if you steam (or microwave) them to reheat. 

23 hours ago, Dbeasy said:

Need tamales for 20 at Xmas and they are all San Antonio natives so I will catch hell if we pass off some thick maza bullshit. Where do I go? I’m in Northern part of the City.

Mi Casa Tamales is usually pretty good, out on I10 a few miles outside 1604.

 

And I'll 2nd or 3rd Delia's in the Valley.  One of my co-workers has family in McAllen, and he has a standing order from me to bring some Delia's back when he visits down there.  Bean & cheese and spicy chicken with cheese are my favorites, but the regular pork are top notch.  Be careful with their green sauce.

We are locked in and thanks for the re-heat note foggy.

7 hours ago, Foggy Notion said:

My family is from the Valley so I grew up with my mom, grandma and my aunts making tamales before the holidays. When they did it, it was an all day affair and they made enough for each of them to take home dozens. It was a lot of work. 
About 20 years ago my parents moved back down to the Valley just right down the road from a Delia’s. I don’t think my mom has made tamales since then. I’ve had them shipped a couple times, but I usually pick some up when I go down to visit her. They keep well in the freezer for a couple months if you don’t eat them right away. I like serving them with holiday meals right next to the turkey. 

 Family also from valley. But this is where I order from every year. Just got 6 dozen delivered. 

I forgot to mention, Delia's is building a new location in San Antonio at Hausman and 1604.  Should be open next year, maybe in the spring.

I picked up a dozen at prasek’s I-10, for the price ($8/dz) they were not bad at all. 

What are everyone’s best/preferred sauces to go on the tamales? Personally I like it all, the two green sauces, the red sauce, even chili gravy.

Tamales make a great stuffed pork chop filling. Add some cheese and jalapeño to coarsely crumbled tamales. Stuff and...

Pan sear in a cast iron skillet then bake cut side down in the same pan until done. 
 

 

I ordered 4 dozen back before Thanksgiving from a coworker I've been getting them from for a few years now. It appears that granny has gone modern, they appear to be machine made now. Same good quality but they're missing the love. Very uniform in size and shape and they have one end clipped off so that they're only folded on one end. Super easy to peel this way but still lack the human touch. Sigh. Times change.

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Veggie tamale smothered in home made chicken tortilla soup. So fuckin good.


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Any Mexican grammas on here that can post a recipe if they're easy as fuck to make? 

29 minutes ago, Baboontyme said:

if they're easy as fuck to make? 

lulz

1 hour ago, Baboontyme said:

Any Mexican grammas on here that can post a recipe if they're easy as fuck to make? 

lulz. who the fuck told you that?

On 12/21/2018 at 6:44 AM, HouTex said:

Make your own. It's not that hard. All in, probably cost $1.50 a dozen. With just a little practice you can roll about 4 dozen in an hour.

This guy.

First, invite your abuela and all your tias and primos y primas over....

That guy's full of shit. 

Nope. Just finished 17 dozen for family and friends. Sure, the first time is time consuming but I’ve got it down. Cook the pork and shred it one evening. Then its about 3 hours an evening for two evenings. If you enjoy cooking it’s not a big deal.
3 minutes ago, HouTex said:


Nope. Just finished 17 dozen for family and friends. Sure, the first time is time consuming but I’ve got it down. Cook the pork and shred it one evening. Then its about 3 hours an evening for two evenings. If you enjoy cooking it’s not a big deal.

so only 6 hours of assembly along with the time needed to cook, cool, and a shred a whole pork shoulder. but other than that, it's super easy.

 

 

so only 6 hours of assembly along with the time needed to cook, cool, and a shred a whole pork shoulder. but other than that, it's super easy.
 
 

Boiling the pork is a non-event. The only difficult part is spreading the masa and rolling them out. After a couple of dozen you get the hang of it. But if you don’t want to spend about an hour and half cooking the pork and a few hours for a couple of evenings doing the rest then don’t. A ton of guys don’t care to spend 12 hours straight smoking a brisket either. To each his own.

things i need to do in order to smoke a brisket during 11.8 of those 12 hours:

1. stand around

2. drink beer/whiskey

 

17 hours ago, Underdog said:

Think we ordered 12 dozen.  

That's gross. 

What are everyone’s best/preferred sauces to go on the tamales? Personally I like it all, the two green sauces, the red sauce, even chili gravy.


Chili or true south Texas style...dipped in ketchup.
5 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

That's gross. 

 That's not gross! Shit, gross is when you go to kiss your grandpa good night and he sticks his tongue down your throat. That's gross! 

4 hours ago, CooterBrown said:

 


Chili or true south Texas style...dipped in ketchup.

I was wondering if that's South texas style. Been doing it forever, but social media "real" Mexicans have taken offense to it. I enjoy ketchup just as much as I do a green salsa on my tamales.

36 minutes ago, BurdineBandit said:

I was wondering if that's South texas style. Been doing it forever, but social media "real" Mexicans have taken offense to it. I enjoy ketchup just as much as I do a green salsa on my tamales.

Growing up, I always saw "real" South Texas Mexicans doing the ketchup thing. 

5 hours ago, BurdineBandit said:

I was wondering if that's South texas style. Been doing it forever, but social media "real" Mexicans have taken offense to it. I enjoy ketchup just as much as I do a green salsa on my tamales.

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Pretty sure whatever native group made tamales didn't put chicken and cheese in them either but that shit's delicious so we accept it. Same with Ketchup. Fight me.

Will be in RGV for christmas and definitely have plans to hit up Delia's, but first gotta see what local tia/grandma the family has bought from in the Mercedes/SantaRosa/La Feria metroplex and how the batch turned out before I make any purchasing decisions.

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i like them NM "christmas" style...red and green sauce and a dob of sour cream.  Thats only if i dont have any of my 'best fucking chili on earth' leftovers to put on them.  

My favorite way to reheat tamales is on a comal or cast iron skillet where the edges of exposed masa get a little bit crispy. If you leave them on there until the husks get browned or even a little burned, the taste of the roasted husk infuses with the masa. It’s a subtle but nice touch you don’t get if you steam (or microwave) them to reheat. 


This works well on a grill too with husks on. My preference is unwrapped, then lightly fried in pan or comal. Sooooo good.

I’m originally from rgv as well and have had delias amongst many others. None compare to my moms but delias is certainly the closest. I should probably start to learn the recipe and sell them to all of you [emoji848][emoji848][emoji1]

Tellez chicken w/jalapeno is excellent, nice kick to it.  

1 hour ago, Bo said:

 I should probably start to learn the recipe and sell them to all of you emoji848.pngemoji848.pngemoji1.png

 

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Delia's delivery came in yesterday...  big fan.  

  • 2 weeks later...

Just rolled out Delia’s. Outstanding tamales. MIL also had venison chili to go with it. Awesome. Thanks for the recommendations.

  • 2 weeks later...
On 1/3/2020 at 2:31 AM, Scooter Monzingo said:

Thank you for posting that!

Right on. I hope everyone got their tamale needs met this holiday season. I’m in South Texas right now visiting my mom. Probably gonna stop at Delia’s and pick up a few dozen before I head back to Austin later today. 

And if you’ve never had them for breakfast, do yourself a favor and heat up some tamales with a couple fried eggs and hot sauce like this guy did in the Steel Shank thread...

 

BTW, if it hasn't been mentioned, the Instant Pot steam setting is a quick, easy way to reheat tamales.

  • 11 months later...

found these at central market.  pretty fuckin solid for grocery store tamales.  and made in goldthwaite.

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