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PAC-12 CHAMPIONSHIP: Washington vs. Utah - 7CT FOX

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3 minutes ago, pops said:

True, but 3, 2, 2 4 and 5 are definitely mormon. 

Doubt it.  1, maybe 2 of those girls have been endowed, oiled and annointed.  UU brethren percentage has been cratering last 10 years as California tech diaspora invaded the Wasatch.

I'll bet evergreen State doesn't. 

Just now, Hagbard Celine said:

Doubt it.  1, maybe 2 of those girls have been endowed, oiled and annointed.  UU brethren percentage has been cratering last 10 years as California tech diaspora invaded the Wasatch.

I just said Mormon.... Not endowed. Don't move the goalpost. 

28 minutes ago, SDG said:

Only in an can you need to retrieve satellite info in perfectly clear sky’s.  

Oh, yeah.  

Just now, pops said:

I'll bet evergreen State doesn't. 

Need a judge’s ruling on whether purposefully looking like sin to avoid the male gaze counts. 

5 minutes ago, SDG said:

[no homo] there are hot chicks at every college campus some of you have been married a long time[no homo]  

have you been to Colorado....the state in general for that matter they have some real mountian maudes

Just now, Bullneck said:

Oh, yeah.  

Sorry for the apple autocorrect. It’s AZ. 

5 minutes ago, SDG said:

Edit to exclude private schools. Thanks. 

What in the fuck are you talking about?

http://thetasmu.org/

Maybe you've been married too long. 

For the record. I didn’t say private schools don’t have hot chicks.... 

Just now, bluto said:

Jake Browning is the total pussy version of Major Applewhite at qb

What is like Applewhite?  He’s a chub chaser?

8 minutes ago, SDG said:

Edit to exclude private schools. Thanks. 

Georgia Tech is a public school. Go find me 12 girls there that you'd fuck stone cold sober. 

Gotta get the ball if you’re gonna play the ball..

Just now, BarStella said:

Georgia Tech is a public school. Go find me 12 girls there that you'd fuck stone cold sober. 

you got something against AZN girls?

I like how the P12 championship thread has devolved into talking about hotness of girls at completely unrelated universities. How many people in here are even watching the game?

1 minute ago, BarStella said:

Georgia Tech is a public school. Go find me 12 girls there that you'd fuck stone cold sober. 

You don’t know me; I’m the silent Vic.  

Just now, BarStella said:

I like how the P12 championship thread has devolved into talking about hotness of girls at completely unrelated universities. How many people in here are even watching the game?

Welcome to the Sha....I mean surly. 

1 minute ago, ButtFumble said:

you got something against AZN girls?

The "AZN" girls that go to Tech didn't get in because they were pretty. 

2 minutes ago, BarStella said:

Georgia Tech is a public school. Go find me 12 girls there that you'd fuck stone cold sober. 

Google “Georgia tech cheerleaders” and look at the images. Close to 12 just in the one dance line photo. 

I will say that a smallish percentage of UDub girls are hawt.

1.  High admission standards

2.  The suffer from what my housemate from Renton called Big Sweater Syndrome.  He said that because 9 months of the year there,  girls can wear big sweaters that hang down and cover their asses, there's much less incentive for them to be in shape.  

1 minute ago, BarStella said:

The "AZN" girls that go to Tech didn't get in because they were pretty. 

Soso JaMumbo wants to fight you

1 minute ago, Deguello said:

Google “Georgia tech cheerleaders” and look at the images. Close to 12 just in the one dance line photo. 

georgia-tech-cheerleaders-prior-to-the-n

Was I missing sarcasm or are our standards for hotness completely different?

3 minutes ago, BarStella said:

Georgia Tech is a public school. Go find me 12 girls there that you'd fuck stone cold sober. 

Dude.

Georgia-Tech-Cheerleaders.jpg
georgia-tech-cheerleaders2.jpg
 

Just now, BarStella said:

georgia-tech-cheerleaders-prior-to-the-n

Was I missing sarcasm or are our standards for hotness completely different?

Not the dance line photo.

Honestly, and it shames me, I can’t manage to post pics from my iPad. 

This game is going to be like 8-5

1 minute ago, Hagbard Celine said:

Dude.

Georgia-Tech-Cheerleaders.jpg
georgia-tech-cheerleaders2.jpg
 

First one is too low quality. Second one I can only see like 3 girls. I maintain my position. 

TBF I would rawdog the girl front and center all night long.

Edited by BarStella

Who am I kidding.. I'm 42. I guarantee I could find 12 chicks at every campus in this country I'd happily fuck

 

Except byu. I have standards. 

Edited by pops
Because

This looks like a game between Garbage and Trash so far.  

Utah seems more motivated, but to little avail so far. 

1 minute ago, pops said:

Who am I kidding.. I'm 42. I guarantee I could find 12 chicks at every campus in this country I'd happily fuck. 

Yeah I'm conflating very different demographics. Pretend you were 21 again. 

Do you have any single daughters? Asking for a friend. 

Just now, BarStella said:

Yeah I'm conflating very different demographics. Pretend you were 21 again. 

Do you have any single daughters? Asking for a friend. 

Standards were much lower at 21. 

1 minute ago, pops said:

Who am I kidding.. I'm 42. I guarantee I could find 12 chicks at every campus in this country I'd happily fuck

 

Except byu. I have standards. 

But the 5% of BYU chicks that are hot are the holy grail.  Corrupting a 19-year-old brethren girl with testimony is a pure experience.  Melts at 190c.  A friend told me.

3 minutes ago, BarStella said:

Yeah I'm conflating very different demographics. Pretend you were 21 again. 

Do you have any single daughters? Asking for a friend. 

Tell your friend he can fuck off

1 minute ago, Hagbard Celine said:

But the 5% of BYU chicks that are hot are the holy grail.  Corrupting a 19-year-old brethren girl with testimony is a pure experience.  Melts at 190c.  A friend told me.

I've done it. Overrated. They end up crying. 

1 minute ago, pops said:

Tell your friend he can fuck off

Yes sir sorry sir

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26 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Are those random numbers?  Because they make no sense at all. 

And I always imagine the UU girls as the ones who got kicked out of The Church for having sex.

The UU women's swim coach had bad experiences with the Mormon girls on his team so he started only recruiting Californians when I was in high school. He took a girl the year above me from Napa Aquatics named Chardonnay who was renowned for taking her top off in hot tubs. Always wondered how she handled being in Mormon country.

Just now, pops said:

They end up crying. 

How is that different than fucking non-Mormon girls?

they might have to score this game on first downs

aggy would be proud of these defenses though

Just now, Zepol87 said:

This game is dogshit

Help us find pictures of hot nerdy cheerleaders instead

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Just now, Zepol87 said:

This game is dogshit

Just tuned in and yiiiiikes. This was always going to be a defensive game but there is zero happening.

Just now, Zepol87 said:

This game is dogshit

they got it on one of the 36" screens at Chicas Locas?

2 minutes ago, ButtFumble said:

they might have to score this game on first downs

aggy would be proud of these defenses though

why not penetrations? :)

4 minutes ago, texifornia said:

The UU women's swim coach had bad experiences with the Mormon girls on his team so he started only recruiting Californians when I was in high school. He took a girl the year above me from Napa Aquatics named Chardonnay who was renowned for taking her top off in hot tubs. Always wondered how she handled being in Mormon country.

Well, if she liked getting fucked by her coach, she probably loved it. 

https://swimswam.com/greg-winslow-added-usa-swimming-banned-life-list/

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