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4 hours ago, El Diablo said:

Waco sure has changed a lot since this was first published in 2006 but we still don't have a Pappadeaux Seafood.

Ya got Chip and Joanna, you're set. 

On 12/4/2018 at 8:30 AM, AUS-97HORN said:

"Y’all going to look at the lights?....(pause) Okay den let’s get our roll on!”  

For some strange reason, this is my favorite part of the story. On some level, I think it makes me feel like I know Shaquandra. 

In my head she is played by Queen Latifah in a Santa hat. 

59 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Ya got Chip and Joanna, you're set. 

Won't surprise me a bit when they hire Shaquandra to drive the bus that takes the Magnolians on tours of the Fixer Upper cribs. "En over hur is da house whur Chip knocked a big oh ho in da wrong wall in season free". 

On 12/4/2018 at 8:30 AM, AUS-97HORN said:

Shaquandra has Mariah Carey’s Christmas cd blasting and we just getting our roll on...and then it happened.

Never noticed this before.  Awesome.

Ah, it never gets old!!!! 

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Even Mrs Rollleft looks forward to our reading of this story.

Edited by RollLeft

Is Wide E’s neighborhood near the Woodway HEB? I haven’t been back there in a few years but I remember a house with a big light up Santa on it.

I highly doubt Shaquandra is driving for the tour companies. I think they only hire people that look like Magnolian tourists but 10 years younger. I wonder if she knows she’s a Longhorn Legend?

  • 11 months later...

16 days 'til Christmas

We should be able to rep this again. 

A classic. You can feel the combination of anger and resignation coming through his words. 

On 12/6/2019 at 2:06 PM, Longboard Horn said:

Trust me, y’all don’t want Pappadeaux

Wacoans would kill for any sit down chain that they can "brag" to their friends on social media who got out about. It doesn't really matter if their friends are actually impressed or not.

This stays on page 1 until 2020 is over.  Let it be said, let it be done. 

This thread is like Cousin Eddie from Christmas Vacation or congealed cranberry sauce.  It just would not be Christmas without it.

Seems as good a thread as any

  

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