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    Steel Shank

    If I lost my ability to taste, I could then drink IPAs.

  • In 2016 the SEC went 6-7  In 2017 they were 5-6 In 2018 the SEC was 6-5 In their bowl games. Care to comment on those years Herbie?  I'm guessing you were too busy getting used to

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    How the fuck does this idiot have as much rep as he has? I’ve never read a post from him and thought: “I’m glad I read that.”  It is a constant barrage of equivocating for Ohio State, whining abo

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33 minutes ago, utee94 said:

What a douche waffle.

 

 

Kirk Herbstreit

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1 hour ago, satyanash said:

Why would you even bother to post something like this...

 

Of course he said "Natty".

Gotta leverage  the legit strongass team like LSU to validate all the bullshit ESPN is sellin...

Not buying, Kirk.  Stop insisting you don’t have an agenda...

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In 2016 the SEC went 6-7 

In 2017 they were 5-6

In 2018 the SEC was 6-5

In their bowl games.

Care to comment on those years Herbie?  I'm guessing you were too busy getting used to the taste of their spunk to really notice.  Run along now, time to change Corso's diaper.

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4 minutes ago, Cajun said:

In 2016 the SEC went 6-7 

In 2017 they were 5-6

In 2018 the SEC was 6-5

In their bowl games.

Care to comment on those years Herbie?  I'm guessing you were too busy getting used to the taste of their spunk to really notice.  Run along now, time to change Corso's diaper.

You're doing it wrong. Only the years that the SEC was good in bowl games count. Fucking duh.

I don't do Twitter, but I wish someone would clap back at Herbie boy with this gif followed by the 2016-2018 results...

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Or they could just reply, "Glad you got that off your chest.  Been a long 4 years to have to keep that buried deep down inside, hasn't it?"

Kirk was one of the ones last year saying bowl games don’t matter as much as they used to. 

After seeing Kirk’s tweet I thought that looks like something Looch would retweet. Sure enough, it’s Looch’s latest retweet. Don’t ever change Billy.

Pretty good retort by somebody on his Twitter feed...

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I just want consistency is all as it pertains to the love affair with the SEC vs everybody else. When the SEC went 5-6 and 6-6 the last 2 bowl seasons it was because they weren’t interested...now they go 9-2 it’s because they’re interested again?

Exactly

Coaches' Film Room meant, thankfully, not one word uttered by him or Fowler needed enter my ears during the game last night. Herbie will apparently take over from Gary Danielson as the HJGiC ("Head Jizz Guzzler in Charge") now that ESPN/Disney (reportedly) will shell out big bucks for the secsecsec game of the week that currently airs on CBS. Gotta make Father Mouse's investment look smart.  Fuck him.

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28 minutes ago, Cajun said:

Or they could just reply, "Glad you got that off your chest.  Been a long 4 years to have to keep that buried deep down inside, hasn't it?"

This is why I need Twitter.  Can’t believe there isn’t more great 1st responses.  Happens on threads all the time.  Usually the good twitter responses are buried 25 deep. 

2 hours ago, satyanash said:

Why would you even bother to post something like this...

 

he sees an underserved market for Mark May / Trev Alberts style dipshittery 

and then when you call the douche waffle on his SEC bias, he blocks you.

Fuck him and ESPN

On 1/14/2020 at 12:55 PM, utee94 said:

What a douche waffle.

 

 

Douche waffle is not right.

Waffles can be tasty and good.

Herpstreet is a doucheberg or douche Cesspool . There’s nothing of value in this douche turd.

He needs to go rotate on several flaming Echrich sausages straight from the grill....no wait, he would like that.

Kirk is ESecPN’s vibrating butt plug.

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On 1/14/2020 at 2:34 PM, texaslong said:

Kirk was one of the ones last year saying bowl games don’t matter as much as they used to. 

So he’s actually a waffling douche?

All you need to know about Herbie right fuckin' here...

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Kirk Herbstreit believes SEC Championship means more than national title to some participants

Keith Farner | 1 month ago
 
 
 
 

ESPN college football analyst Kirk Herbstreit has seen just about every big game venue in the country, so he has an interesting perspective when it comes to Championship Week.

“I call the Rose Bowl. National Championship. There’s nothing like this game. It’s just different. The SEC Championship I think means more to the players and coaches than the national championship,” Herbstreit said on “SEC Nation,” via Brandon Zimmerman.

Gargle, Gargle, Gargle

SEC - "No, no, don't stop...right there...no, no don't...don't stop...AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!  Swallow it you little bitch!"

All you need to know about Herbie right fuckin' here...

Kirk Herbstreit believes SEC Championship means more than national title to some participants

Keith Farner | 1 month ago        

ESPN college football analyst Kirk Herbstreit has seen just about every big game venue in the country, so he has an interesting perspective when it comes to Championship Week.

“I call the Rose Bowl. National Championship. There’s nothing like this game. It’s just different. The SEC Championship I think means more to the players and coaches than the national championship,” Herbstreit said on “SEC Nation,” via Brandon Zimmerman.

Gargle, Gargle, Gargle
SEC - "No, no, don't stop...right there...no, no don't...don't stop...AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!  Swallow it you little bitch!"
What a stupid fucking take. Not a single person outside college station believes that.
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6 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Good.  Get him out of cfb.

Amen.

6 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Good.  Get him out of cfb.

No such luck.

He specifically states that there is no way he'd be giving up college. Only adding NFL to it.

So you'll be getting additional KH,not less.

7 minutes ago, Orange&White said:

No such luck.

He specifically states that there is no way he'd be giving up college. Only adding NFL to it.

So you'll be getting additional KH,not less.

Well fuck!

19 minutes ago, Orange&White said:

No such luck.

He specifically states that there is no way he'd be giving up college. Only adding NFL to it.

So you'll be getting additional KH,not less.

This is vexing. 

I'm all in for a Chris Fowler replacement, that guy is just not a top tier PBP guy. Never has been, never will be. He was outstanding hosting College GameDay, but PBP isn't right for him.

1 hour ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

This is vexing. 

I'm Terribly Vexed!

8 minutes ago, Drew said:

I'm Terribly Vexed!

 

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I was reading about this on /r/cfb and they're all fawning over Kirk and pleading with him to stay in CFB. I thought he was universally hated outside of Columbus?

22 minutes ago, SimonBolivar said:

I was reading about this on /r/cfb and they're all fawning over Kirk and pleading with him to stay in CFB. I thought he was universally hated outside of Columbus?

Pretty sure Columbus hates him as well.

36 minutes ago, SimonBolivar said:

I was reading about this on /r/cfb and they're all fawning over Kirk and pleading with him to stay in CFB. I thought he was universally hated outside of Columbus?

Herbstreit & Fowler are a classic duo when it comes to calling college football games. There's always the risk of seeing some truly awful replacements, like Lowell Galindo or something.

The devil you know > the devil you don't.

5 minutes ago, satyanash said:

Herbstreit & Fowler are a classic duo when it comes to calling college football games.

this post could only have come from Satya

19 minutes ago, satyanash said:

Herbstreit & Fowler are a classic duo when it comes to calling college football games. There's always the risk of seeing some truly awful replacements, like Lowell Galindo or something.

The devil you know > the devil you don't.

Only if there’s a God ...

I’d rather mute CFB than the LHN sports he mutilates. 

1 hour ago, SimonBolivar said:

I was reading about this on /r/cfb and they're all fawning over Kirk and pleading with him to stay in CFB. I thought he was universally hated outside of Columbus?

/r/cfb sucks ass so that's probably part of the issue.

On 1/14/2020 at 2:34 PM, texaslong said:

Kirk was one of the ones last year saying bowl games don’t matter as much as they used to. 

Which is true, one of the few times he accidentally was right, but he's still a douche waffle.

He's just Derp Turdstreak to me. Maybe a douche doughnut hole at best.

The SEC will undoubtedly have the greatest cancellations ever, this coming season.

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