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I am not a food snob but like good eating however I have no shame that I will look in the pantry and eat a bunch of processed shit.

My list of favorites:

Stove top

Stagg chilli 

Nathan's dogs 

Pot pie

Digiorno 

Spam

Potted Meat

Stove Top

Stoufer’s Pot Pie & Lasagna

Chef Boyardee Ravioli

Tuna Helper(Tettrazini - replace tuna with canned chicken). 

Hamburger Helper - Cheeseburger macaroni. 

Hot Dogs

Braunshweiger / Liverwurst / Livercheese 

 

Marie Callender chicken Pot Pie

It's been a while but I loved Hamberger helper-Beef Stroganoff 

Used to kill Zatarains Jambalaya too.

Stove Top might be the easiest food on this planet to prepare. 

Agree with hot dogs, Digiorno, & Spam (try the black pepper, garlic, hot, or jalapeno). 

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Forgot to add johnsonville brats and  trader Joe's green chili mac and cheese.

10 minutes ago, spystud13 said:

Spam (try the black pepper, garlic, hot, or jalapeno). 

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?

One box Kraft Mack and Cheese - add one sliced up hot dog...FTMFW

love smoked oysters but every one in the store is from china nowadays.  mmmm cadmium and bisphenol-A


 

10 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?

Up your Spam game, bro. Black pepper & garlic are the best. 

11 minutes ago, Landomatic said:

One box Kraft Mack and Cheese - add one sliced up hot dog...FTMFW

substitute a can of tuna for the hot dog.

9 minutes ago, spystud13 said:

Up your Spam game, bro. Black pepper & garlic are the best. 

No shit, I need to.  Don’t think I’ve even seen that here in the Northeast. 

18 minutes ago, Landomatic said:

One box Kraft Mack and Cheese - add one sliced up hot dog...FTMFW

Mac & Cheese mixed with a can of Bush’s baked beans is a go to for me when we have hotdogs. 

1 hour ago, Underdog said:

Spam

Potted Meat

Stove Top

Stoufer’s Pot Pie & Lasagna

Chef Boyardee Ravioli

Tuna Helper(Tettrazini - replace tuna with canned chicken). 

Hamburger Helper - Cheeseburger macaroni. 

Hot Dogs

Braunshweiger / Liverwurst / Livercheese 

 

You sound fat. Are you fat?

 

25 minutes ago, Landomatic said:

One box Kraft Mack and Cheese - add one sliced up hot dog...FTMFW

Throw in some tostadas and salsa, with a beverage of choice on the side, and that's a damn meal.

39 minutes ago, Landomatic said:

One box Kraft Mack and Cheese - add one sliced up hot dog...FTMFW

You meant one package right?

58 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

 

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Slice it up and cook it with a pot of Zatarains red beans and rice.

30 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

You sound fat. Are you fat?

Depends on what your definition of fat is.  You talking pleasantly plump fat or Vic gonna call me kind of fat? 

1 hour ago, Landomatic said:

One box Kraft Mack and Cheese - add one sliced up hot dog...FTMFW

Try some diced up sautéed spam in there.  If you really wanna get fancy throw in some cooked mixed vegetables.   

Also, these aren’t bad in a pinch.

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Starkist Tuna pouches are pretty good, different flavors/varieties. 

 

Wrong thread but I’ll leave it on here. 

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They do chicken also, not a fan of the lemon-pepper or buffalo sauce flavors, jalapeño is good. 

I somewhat combine my food snobbery with cravings for processed crap, so I get the Central Market pot pies...legit.

If you don't like this, you are a terrorist who hates America:

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If you don't eat these, you never went po folk fishin':

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And ALL the canned seafoods:

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And do you ever road trip, bro?

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You affiliate with po folks much?  Because this stuff is fanfuckingtastic for a grilled cheese:

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Shee-it....I could probably come up with a hunnert more, too.  I don't indulge in 'em that much these days, but they're still good stuff.

 

24 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

If you don't like this, you are a terrorist who hates America:

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this made me crack up laughing because it is so true.  

that, and campbell's tomato soup made with milk, along with a grilled cheese sandwich.  these days i will throw in some supper flavor blasted cheddar chez goldfish into the soup as well

Corned Beef Hash

Fish Sticks

Cornbread Stove Top

 

Side note: I saw that Spam comes in singles now so I picked some up to try but haven't add them yet. Genius idea though I thought.

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SPAM!

3 hours ago, elfenix said:

love smoked oysters but every one in the store is from china nowadays.  mmmm cadmium and bisphenol-A


 

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South Korea, my man. They have them at whole foods, but they're like a buck cheaper at Trader Joe's.

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Raise your hand if you knew Brisket would come strong in this thread.

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24 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

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South Korea, my man. They have them at whole foods, but they're like a buck cheaper at Trader Joe's.

Dumb question but how do you consume canned canned oysters? 

On Saltines with your favorite hot sauce. Use a toothpick to get them out. 

2 minutes ago, Butch Had Not said:

Dumb question but how do you consume canned canned oysters? 

Is this a typo with the double canned, or am I missing a joke completely? Assuming you're serious...with your mouth?

Sometimes with Louisiana hot sauce, sometimes on a saltine with hot sauce? Not sure I'd rule out mustard as well. 

I'm ready to fuckin buttfuck this pizza party.

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37 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

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South Korea, my man. They have them at whole foods, but they're like a buck cheaper at Trader Joe's.

and now i know exactly what i'm doing with all the whole foods prime now credit i have

2 minutes ago, elfenix said:

and now i know exactly what i'm doing with all the whole foods prime now credit i have

They're fucking glorious man, but I hope you have a lot of credit. I seriously think they're like 3.99 or 4.99 at WF, and 2.99 at TJ's 

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21 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Is this a typo with the double canned, or am I missing a joke completely? Assuming you're serious...with your mouth?

Sometimes with Louisiana hot sauce, sometimes on a saltine with hot sauce? Not sure I'd rule out mustard as well. 

I doubled up the word canned in error...my bad.

Ok, so eaten straight out of the can and onto whatever....got it. 

Never tried these before. 

Just about all the flavors from this company are good.  Just add it to your cooked veggies and protein and you are good to go.  Really hits the spot spooned over basmati rice on a cold day.

 

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4 hours ago, TornACL said:

You meant one package right?

A whole package of hot dogs for one box of mac n cheese?  No, man.  Hell no.  That’s way too much hot dog.  One dog per box is maybe a little light so you can go up to two.  But no way can you do the whole package.  One and a half dogs per box is probably about right.

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54 minutes ago, smuggs said:

I'm ready to fuckin buttfuck this pizza party.

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these - and the stouffer's french bread pizzas were what i got as a treat when i was a kid, so they still hold a special place for me

22 minutes ago, Jack Straw said:

these - and the stouffer's french bread pizzas were what i got as a treat when i was a kid, so they still hold a special place for me

Same. So good 

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Amy's frozen pizzas. Really any frozen/cheap delivery pizza is delicious despite it being trash, but Amy's is so goddamn good. It's a good week if I only have one.

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5 hours ago, The Other White Meat said:

Corned Beef Hash

Fish Sticks

Cornbread Stove Top

 

 

This right here!  Fried up so there are some crispy bits and served with fried eggs. I’m not going to shame anyone by asking them to same something that tastes better because I know you can’t. 

14 hours ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

Also, these aren’t bad in a pinch.

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Now you're talkin'! Love me some Sweet Sue c&d. Mmm-mmmm! 

You don't have that and Wolf Brand (no fuckin' beans) in the cupboard you will not survive winter.

4 hours ago, RPM said:

Now you're talkin'! Love me some Sweet Sue c&d. Mmm-mmmm! 

You don't have that and Wolf Brand (no fuckin' beans) in the cupboard you will not survive winter.

There’s a kernel of truth to that. More than half my life I’ve lived in places where the nearest real grocery store was more than 20 miles away.  So you had to stock a lot of canned goods.   Wolf brand is very versatile.  I still like a lot of the stuff just because I grew up eating it frequently. 

Can’t load photo but the jalapeño beef sausage rom Kiolbassa.

For frozen pizza I really like California Pizza Kitchen tomato and pepperoni.

Has anyone ever try this?  Been tempted a few times, just never pulled the trigger...

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