December 16, 20187 yr 35 minutes ago, Neonmoon said: Give me this with a bag of Lay’s original potato chips or Ruffles and I’ll put a fatty to shame.
December 16, 20187 yr On 12/10/2018 at 6:12 PM, Sbbruin said: These are quite possibly the tastiest thing on earth. Puff pastry roll and little smokies have a lot more mileage. Or substitute crescent rolls for pastry if that’s your thing
December 16, 20187 yr 1 hour ago, Loco said: These are amazing. They changed them recently. You don’t have to proof them overnight. Just throw them in frozen. They need to bake ~10 min longer but you’re not screwed if you forget to take them out the night before. Better than any bakery’s croissants.
December 16, 20187 yr On 12/10/2018 at 12:59 PM, UTCzech III said: Any flavor'll do: Hell yeah brother. I used to order CCS by the case on Amazon when I was single. I'll add this one Any of those poured over a bowl of this That's a meal.
December 16, 20187 yr The 1980s MRE Pork Patty meal. For those of you who did not experience it, At Ease, I'll Be On The Planet All Day. Now men, imagine giving a hobo some saltines to chew up and spit into a pot of hot lard. Now stir in some vacuum-cleaner lint, and when it boils down semi-solid, form it into a square patty, then pray to some Sumerian Demon to come zap all the moisture out of it until it squeaks like styrofoam when you bite into it. That was the MRE Pork Patty. The trick was to grab some other MRE than the Pork Patty, didn't matter which. You'll know who got stuck with the Pork Patty MRE because they will warble their woe. That's when you offer to trade. Not a straight-up trade, because c'mon, Pork Patty. With a little diplomacy you would get the entire Pork Patty, plus extra candy, poguey bait, whatever there was to be had. You'd get two meals worth. I guess you could have thrown away the actual Pork Patty and still eaten well with the winnings, but not me, I loved that Pork Patty. Hit it with that mini-Tabasco bottle. Like eating a scab off a mummy's asshole. MMM.
December 16, 20187 yr On 12/8/2018 at 9:27 AM, South Austin said: I eat homemade venison chili for lunch probably 3 times a week. But damn I’ll still crush wolf brand with Fritos in a frito pie all the time. Great deer hunting fare.
December 17, 20187 yr 13 hours ago, Neonmoon said: This might be a regional product but, if you can find it, try it:
December 17, 20187 yr On 12/16/2018 at 8:28 AM, Neonmoon said: I prefer to do it myself, and add a little kick...this is fucking amazing: + +
December 18, 20187 yr Sour cream + Lipton French onion mix = real legit I’m super fucking lazy though.
December 18, 20187 yr 16 minutes ago, Neonmoon said: Sour cream + Lipton French onion mix = real legit I’m super fucking lazy though. I’ll see you and raise you a Hidden Valley Ranch Dip pack + sour cream and Cool ranch Doritos.
December 18, 20187 yr Author Furk... can't post a photo. Frozen corndogs.....foster farms. Edited December 18, 20187 yr by Butch Had Not
December 18, 20187 yr This is also good with beer. These really are awesome. PERFECT with beer.Dammit. Now I need some.
December 18, 20187 yr 18 hours ago, ChickenSandwich said: I’ll see you and raise you a Hidden Valley Ranch Dip pack + sour cream and Cool ranch Doritos. Make either ranch or onion dip and it is just as good....AND it's a health food suddenly.
December 19, 20187 yr 4 hours ago, ohchaucer said: Make either ranch or onion dip and it is just as good....AND it's a health food suddenly. Sorry, meant to type, make either dip with FAGE yogurt instead of sour cream... and it's just as good and also healthy.
December 19, 20187 yr 1 hour ago, Deej said: Bugles. Once in a fit of ingenuity only brought on by hunger and lack of saltines, I used bugles to scoop jalapeño pimiento cheese out of the container. I’ve never been the same. It nestles nicely down inside the bugle and makes a sweet savory compliment to the salty crunch of the bugle delivery vehicle. Edited December 19, 20187 yr by Judge Roybeanbag
December 19, 20187 yr A second to the Lays Potato Chip meal is HEB Bakery (when they are open) tortilla chips. Lots of grease, and almost enough salt. I wish they put on more salt, but this is my healthy alternative to the salty Lays. After a meal of those, or the Lays Chips, I can't get my ring off.
December 19, 20187 yr After a meal of those, or the Lays Chips, I can't get my ring off. The key is to just wait till your dick goes limp again.
December 19, 20187 yr On 12/16/2018 at 3:04 PM, RDCanecutter said: The 1980s MRE Pork Patty meal. For those of you who did not experience it, At Ease, I'll Be On The Planet All Day. Now men, imagine giving a hobo some saltines to chew up and spit into a pot of hot lard. Now stir in some vacuum-cleaner lint, and when it boils down semi-solid, form it into a square patty, then pray to some Sumerian Demon to come zap all the moisture out of it until it squeaks like styrofoam when you bite into it. That was the MRE Pork Patty. The trick was to grab some other MRE than the Pork Patty, didn't matter which. You'll know who got stuck with the Pork Patty MRE because they will warble their woe. That's when you offer to trade. Not a straight-up trade, because c'mon, Pork Patty. With a little diplomacy you would get the entire Pork Patty, plus extra candy, poguey bait, whatever there was to be had. You'd get two meals worth. I guess you could have thrown away the actual Pork Patty and still eaten well with the winnings, but not me, I loved that Pork Patty. Hit it with that mini-Tabasco bottle. Like eating a scab off a mummy's asshole. MMM. Pork patty was the best freaking meal during that time. It's a dire indictment of the entire catalog.
December 19, 20187 yr 5 hours ago, slorch said: Pork patty was the best freaking meal during that time. It's a dire indictment of the entire catalog. I say it was the safest. The pork patty was like the surface of the moon. No E Coli could live there.
December 20, 20187 yr I award this thread seven Steel Shanks. Simply glorious. Cant believe Brisket stole my fish steak thunder wait yes I totally can.
December 22, 20187 yr I just finished a Lays Potato Chip and beer supper. My ears are ringing like cicadas are in the yard. I guess my old age is going to rule out the pleasure of salt.
December 22, 20187 yr Tried the Hormel corned beef hash due to this thread, wasn’t a fan. Oh well, can’t win ‘em all. These are damn good though. Just put in oven & chill for 40 minutes. Spoon a garlic butter sauce over top when done. Buy at Sam’s.
December 22, 20187 yr Tried the Hormel corned beef hash due to this thread, wasn’t a fan. Oh well, can’t win ‘em all. These are damn good though. Just put in oven & chill for 40 minutes. Spoon a garlic butter sauce over top when done. Buy at Sam’s. Did you fry it into a crisp patty in the pan?
December 22, 20187 yr I added some leftover chicken/black beans/japs from the night before that kept it from crisping up as well as it probably should have. It also didn’t help that I burned the living shit out of the roof of my mouth on the first bite, that just pisses you off & will ruin about any meal.
December 22, 20187 yr I added some leftover chicken/black beans/japs from the night before that kept it from crisping up as well as it probably should have. It also didn’t help that I burned the living shit out of the roof of my mouth on the first bite, that just pisses you off & will ruin about any meal. You have only yourself to blame.Such is the story of corned beef fans.
December 22, 20187 yr I added some leftover chicken/black beans/japs from the night before that kept it from crisping up as well as it probably should have. It also didn’t help that I burned the living shit out of the roof of my mouth on the first bite, that just pisses you off & will ruin about any meal. You have only yourself to blame.Such is the story of corned beef fans.
December 22, 20187 yr 8 hours ago, spystud13 said: I added some leftover chicken/black beans/japs Yuk. That sounds gross. Not that there's anything wrong with those items, but why would you put them in corned beef hash? The japs I can see but I don't understand the chicken and beans at all. The only thing I add is black pepper. And eggs. I don't fry it until it gets real crispy, just until there are some crispy bits. The color changes to a darker reddish-brown. Then I scoop out a hole in the center and toss in a few eggs. I lower the heat and cover the pan until the eggs are cooked, solid whites and runny yolks. I have some large serving plates that will hold all that and I just let it slide out of the pan. Sometimes I tell myself I'm going to just eat half a can as a snack and save the rest for later. But by the time it's done cooking, the eggs come out and it's game on. I feel some shame, and a little bit like I'm about to have a heart attack, but damn it tastes good.
December 24, 20187 yr On 12/8/2018 at 9:13 AM, WhatTheBuck said: Campbell's Bean with Bacon Soup On 12/8/2018 at 12:35 PM, WhatTheBuck said: I like to add a sprinkle of thyme a minute or two before taking it off the stove. Had this today, good call gents. Added chicken bouillon & Louisiana hot sauce. Will try the hot Rotel suggestion next time.
December 25, 20187 yr On 12/15/2018 at 1:09 AM, spystud13 said: These bitches are fucking good, especially if you need a snack whilst drinking. These are also worthy:
December 25, 20187 yr siap, but these are worse (or better depending on your pov) than crack. They’re fantastic on a road trip. Of which I take many.
December 25, 20187 yr 11 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said: Hormel canned beef tamales. Old family recipe handed down by my Dad that probably belongs in the Steel Shank thread. 1 large can Hormel tamales 1 can yellow hominy 1 can Wolf Brand chili (no beans, I'll cut a bitch) shredded cheese Put the tamales in a Pyrex dish. Add hominy and smother with chili. Bake at 350 for 45 min. Top with cheese as soon as you take it out. Destroy.
December 30, 20186 yr I’ll make this. And then make 2 over easy eggs covered with this: Delicious!! Had to end the year with a bang this morning.
December 30, 20186 yr On 12/24/2018 at 7:30 PM, RPM said: siap, but these are worse (or better depending on your pov) than crack. The King of Snacks
December 30, 20186 yr Had to end the year with a bang this morning. Love the paper plate touch. Adds to the experience
December 31, 20186 yr On 12/16/2018 at 8:28 AM, Neonmoon said: Coming soon in the extra large jar like the queso... Enjoy... breath of romance.
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