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This press conference is the double (and single) entendre-palooza we all hoped it would be

 

Edited by texifornia

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Liberty University is committed to providing students and employees with an environment free from all forms of sex- 
based discrimination, which can include acts of sexual violence, sexual misconduct, and disrespect for one another. 
Non-consensual sexual intercourse, non-consensual sexual contact, sexual exploitation, sexual harassment, dating 
violence, domestic violence, and stalking are all prohibited at Liberty University. All members of the Liberty 
community are expected to treat everyone with a spirit of Christian love, mutual respect, and individual dignity. 

The university provides educational and spiritual programming to promote our commitment to biblical principles of 
abstinence and purity. Our programming also promotes the awareness of any type of sexual discrimination prohibited 
by Title IX of the Education Amendments of 1972 and Title VII of the 1964 Civil Rights Act. 

Bull fucking shit. You hired Ian McCaw. You hired this retard escort customer. Bull fucking shit. Liberty is as full of shit as they come, must be in the Fartwell genes.

If I'm ever elected president. My first executive order will be to make it legal for people to throw rocks at Ian Mccaw

Liberty is a made-up college created by a cult. Don’t take anything they do seriously 

It's in a town that has yet to rename itself something other than "Lynchburg"

To be fair, their namesake got it right "John Lynch freed his own slaves during his lifetime and consistently supported the antislavery movement."

Edited by ztejas

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Hugh admits he's caused "an inconvenience" for his wife "several times"

hahaha

I have no words.  You wouldn't make this shit up.  

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

It's in a town that has yet to rename itself something other than "Lynchburg"

And its not even the good Lynchburg!

I'm pretty surprised they didn't hire Briles. I mean they hired McCaw and Freeze. Might as well go all the way to shitdom.

3 minutes ago, SimonBolivar said:

I'm pretty surprised they didn't hire Briles. I mean they hired McCaw and Freeze. Might as well go all the way to shitdom.

Larry Brown's just hanging out in Europe. They should give him a call. 

11 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Liberty is a made-up college created by a cult. Don’t take anything they do seriously 

Is aggy suing them for patent infringement yet?

Just now, sushihorn said:

Is aggy suing them for patent infringement yet?

They're discussing whether to give LU grads aggy rings in next month's BoR meeting. 

While he predated them all at RapeyU, Dave Bliss is available after being let go from his job at Calvary in Vegas. What is it with these people and "Christian" schools?

Just now, runthebone said:

Are you telling me Jesus Christ can't handle Hugh Freeze's junk?

 

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Fuck you Jobu 

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Just now, relapse98 said:

While he predated them all at RapeyU, Dave Bliss is available after being let go from his job at Calvary in Vegas. What is it with these people and "Christian" schools?

Optimistically: Real belief in the spirit of Christian forgiveness and redemption

Pessimistically: Siege mentality that "the media's out to get these good Christian boys!" and a cynical knowledge that religion is a handy smokescreen for ambition

You know. Liberty better watch out. Houston Nutt has nothing but time on his hands. He's already fucked up Freeze at one school, he can certainly do it again.

Just now, texifornia said:

Optimistically: Real belief in the spirit of Christian forgiveness and redemption

Pessimistically: Siege mentality that "the media's out to get these good Christian boys!" and a cynical knowledge that religion is a handy smokescreen for ambition

I accept that dichotomy.  I also think it's not hard to tell which one motivates Hugh Freeze.

Just now, Francisco 2.0 said:

O/U on how many seasons before the NCAA inquiry.

Go.

3. Gotta mysteriously get in some Top 25 recruiting classes to a brand new FBS school that can't even get a conference invite before the NCAA starts sniffing around.

Unless Nutt gets pissed off again and starts sending his own PIs, again, then it could be quicker.

There's gotta be a Catholic Priest joke in here somewhere.  Surly is slipping.

  • 5 months later...

Wonder if he has a Liberty University-issued cell phone or laptop?

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

o no

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Just change "friends, family, and Liberty Football fans" to "all the single ladies" and we're good.

Edited by Bullneck

On 12/7/2018 at 2:05 PM, Neonmoon said:

Liberty is a made-up college created by a cult.

Like Baylor.

If I'm ever elected president. My first executive order will be to make it legal for people to throw rocks at Ian Mccaw
If you are ever president. Make sure all kids learn. How to properly form a sentence.
12 hours ago, UDontKnow said:

Wonder if he has a Liberty University-issued cell phone or laptop?

I wouldn't be surprised by anything that goes on at Liberty U. It's come out recently that Falwell Jr and some ex-pool attendant (not Hamm) are in business together running a gay hostel in Miami.

https://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2017/08/25/jerry-falwell-miami-hostel-liberty-university-trey-falwell-215528

Edited by Chopper

44 minutes ago, markstanco said:
On 12/7/2018 at 12:03 PM, Post Oak said:
If I'm ever elected president. My first executive order will be to make it legal for people to throw rocks at Ian Mccaw

If you are ever president. Make sure all kids learn. How to properly form a sentence.

You even split an infinitive to drive it home!

10 minutes ago, runthebone said:

You even split an infinitive to ironically drive it home!

To boldly split infinitives where they have always been split before.

  • 2 months later...
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Liberty's Hugh Freeze recovering from surgery for potentially life-threatening staph infection

Liberty coach Hugh Freeze had surgery on Friday to address a potentially life-threatening strand of staph infection, according to ESPN. The infection came after severe back spasms forced him to miss nearly one week of fall camp.

"The doctors told me if it had been another 24 hours, that strand of bacteria could have gotten to my heart and that I would have been fighting for my life," Freeze told ESPN. "It's the way God works because there's no doubt that bacteria would have killed me if [Liberty] president [Jerry] Falwell wasn't so quick to make sure we got the right people involved."

This part is just bizarre:

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According to ESPN, Falwell reached out to famed neurosurgeon and U.S. Department of Housing and Urban Development Secretary Ben Carson, who referred the case to Liberty professor Anthony Nobles. They then brought in spinal surgeon Dr. Dilan Ellegala from Arizona. Freeze was transported from Lynchburg, Virginia, to the University of Virginia Medical Center in Charlottesville for the surgery.

Falwell goes to the crackpot HUD sec, who shrugs and says talk to the dude at your own school dipshit. Luckily for Freeze that guy was capable of googling the names of spinal surgeons. I guess it's just the way god works, like Freeze says. 

Edited by Chopper

Not sure calling Carson a crackpot when referring to medicine is accurate, but not sure why they would call a neurosurgeon for a staph infection. Also where are the staff jokes?

On 12/7/2018 at 3:05 PM, Neonmoon said:

Liberty is a made-up college created by a cult. Don’t take anything they do seriously 

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12 hours ago, Chopper said:

This part is just bizarre:

Falwell goes to the crackpot HUD sec, who shrugs and says talk to the dude at your own school dipshit. Luckily for Freeze that guy was capable of googling the names of spinal surgeons. I guess it's just the way god works, like Freeze says. 

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The whole thing sounds odd. He might have had discitis with a big abscess (spine infection) that was thought for a while to be run of the mill back pain. The verbiage about how it "could have gone to his heart" is boilerplate; any infection could spread to the heart, but it sounds like this one did not. It is also possible to have back pain, "self medicate," and get infection at the "treatment" site. That is actually a more common problem, but not one you want to accuse someone of having without some evidence.

 

7 minutes ago, Magus Ossis said:

The whole thing sounds odd. He might have had discitis with a big abscess (spine infection) that was thought for a while to be run of the mill back pain. The verbiage about how it "could have gone to his heart" is boilerplate; any infection could spread to the heart, but it sounds like this one did not. It is also possible to have back pain, "self medicate," and get infection at the "treatment" site. That is actually a more common problem, but not one you want to accuse someone of having without some evidence.

Or he could have had an untreated scorching sexually transmitted infection he picked up from some truck stop whore he found online.

On 12/7/2018 at 3:03 PM, Post Oak said:

If I'm ever elected president. My first executive order will be to make it legal for people to throw rocks at Ian Mccaw

 

On 5/25/2019 at 11:05 AM, markstanco said:
On 12/7/2018 at 3:03 PM, Post Oak said:
If I'm ever elected president. My first executive order will be to make it legal for people to throw rocks at Ian Mccaw

If you are ever president. Make sure all kids learn. How to properly form a sentence.

 

On 5/25/2019 at 11:49 AM, runthebone said:

You even split an infinitive to drive it home!

 

On 5/25/2019 at 12:01 PM, Walden Ponderer said:

To boldly split infinitives where they have always been split before.

Holy solecistic construction, Batman!

  • 2 weeks later...
On 8/19/2019 at 11:13 AM, Mitch Cumsteen said:

 

Or he could have had an untreated scorching sexually transmitted infection he picked up from some truck stop whore he found online.

I'm with you.  I think he's taking the lie to 11 and working the pitiful patient angle.  

I think he finally found his home. Eventually, all those sick fucks find one another. 

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