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My cousin was fired by an aggie earlier this week after only 2 days on the job.   He had given up a steady job to join this company and was the only man working in an office full of women.  half way into the week, they let him go citing that they didn't feel like he was a good fit long term.   When he pressed for the reasons why, they wouldn't explain.  

That sounds almost as bad as having to be hired by one.  

38 minutes ago, Gaelic said:

My cousin was fired by an aggie earlier this week after only 2 days on the job.   He had given up a steady job to join this company and was the only man working in an office full of women.  half way into the week, they let him go citing that they didn't feel like he was a good fit long term.   When he pressed for the reasons why, they wouldn't explain.  

Two days in and he still couldn't get the concept of asking every  customer if they want fries with their order, or to wash his hands before returning to the wrapping station, then he should get fired.  Probably a BYU graduate. 

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7 minutes ago, Whitman said:

Two days in and he still couldn't get the concept of asking every  customer if they want fries with their order, or to wash his hands before returning to the wrapping station, then he should get fired.  Probably a BYU graduate. 

That's rich coming from a WVU graduate.  Aren't they on par with Boise State?

Just now, Gaelic said:

That's rich coming from a WVU graduate.  Aren't they on par with Boise State?

Not sure about Boise State, and you obviously know nothing of WVU.  You are the one with a stupid relative that couldn't even keep a job run by an Aggie.  Two fucking days was all they could tolerate of him?  Shit, you can read the Book of Mormon and Pearl of Great Price in less time than that.  Joseph Smith could translate a roll of papyrus in less time than that.

PS; To get you started, you should do a google search about how many Rhodes Scholars we have had.  

PPS: I've never hired a BYU grad, nor ever likely will.  Temple oaths aren't my thing. 

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2 minutes ago, Whitman said:

Not sure about Boise State, and you obviously know nothing of WVU.  You are the one with a stupid relative that couldn't even keep a job run by an Aggie.  Two fucking days was all they could tolerate of him?  Shit, you can read the Book of Mormon and Pearl of Great Price in less time than that.  Joseph Smith could translate a roll of papyrus in less time than that.

PS; To get you started, you should do a google search about how many Rhodes Scholars we have had.  

PPS: I've never hired a BYU grad, nor ever likely will.  Temple oaths aren't my thing. 

WVU academics are dogshit, no matter how many Rhodes Scholars y'all can claim.   I'm not even going to waste my time on you.  

Just now, Gaelic said:

WVU academics are dogshit, no matter how many Rhodes Scholars y'all can claim.   I'm not even going to waste my time on you.  

Fucking brilliant retort, dumbfuck. 

Ignorance is simply not knowing something.  Stupidity is not having the ability to learn.  You sir, are a stupid motherfucker who deserves nothing but the worst in life, and to wallow around looking for a seat at the big boy table hoping that someday someone will think highly of you or any institution that you associate with. But it will never happen.

19 minutes ago, Gaelic said:

That's rich coming from a WVU graduate.  Aren't they on par with Boise State?

BYU grads believe in a religion that’s less than 200 years old based on a dream interaction with an angle named Moroni and you’re asking someone else about intelligence?  

You people are about to be Phlegm'd if you don't correct your spelling.

Religion and schools that dont matter talk wont go away

You people are about to be Phlegm'd if you don't correct your spelling.
That's the least of their problems
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10 minutes ago, SDG said:

BYU grads believe in a religion that’s less than 200 years old based on a dream interaction with an angle named Moroni and you’re asking someone else about intelligence?  

Sure, because ALL BYU grads are mormon, every single one....

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14 minutes ago, Whitman said:

Fucking brilliant retort, dumbfuck. 

Ignorance is simply not knowing something.  Stupidity is not having the ability to learn.  You sir, are a stupid motherfucker who deserves nothing but the worst in life, and to wallow around looking for a seat at the big boy table hoping that someday someone will think highly of you or any institution that you associate with. But it will never happen.

You sound like your life must be miserable.   

2 minutes ago, Gaelic said:

You sound like your life must be miserable.   

Not at all.  I have had a successful career (due in part to my education at WVU), love my work and my kids, and I travel/play at will.  I even have time to hang out here on a message board using the exact same handle/name since I joined when WVU got their invite to the Big 12.  You on the other hand have had to change names multiple times, are a complete douche and loser in life, and your school cannot get an invite to any one of the P5 conferences.  Kind of keeps the garments in wad down in Provo, eh?

PS: What happened to your "I'm not even going to waste my time on you"?  Sounds like you lied.  Must have learned that at BYU.  

On 12/7/2018 at 6:09 PM, Gaelic said:

Sure, because ALL BYU grads are mormon, every single one....

According to the Great Wikipedia, 99% are...

On 12/8/2018 at 6:08 PM, shakahorn said:

So, what the heck kinda help are you looking for?

How to write a thank you letter?

On 12/8/2018 at 6:34 PM, fattyflattie said:

Fuck BYU.   I’m with the sisterfucker on this one. 

They prefer the term yokel. 

Glad to see stupid troll Gaelic get banned.

Looks like we're rating colleges on this thread.  How's Wofford hold up?  Asking for a concubine.

4 minutes ago, phdhorn said:

Looks like we're rating colleges on this thread.  How's Wofford hold up?  Asking for a concubine.

Why did you have to bring WU up? Like it’s not enough that we lost the conference championship game to OUsucks and the basketball team sucks.

This thread entertains, & it has zero to do with the OP by the OP.

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