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36 minutes ago, nnm said:
NEW: Man arrested after allegedly getting drunk and destroying a home with an excavator in Post Falls, Idaho.29-year-old Fred Kudrna has been arrested for DUI, burglary, and malicious injury to property.The Post Falls Police Department says they got a call about someone using…

What’s his surly handle?


I don't know but can't a guy have a hobby? 

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NOVEMBER 14--A motorist told police that he was busy attempting to urinate into a Budweiser can when he accidentally plowed into another vehicle on a Montana roadway, according to court records.

As detailed in a probable cause affidavit, James Howard, 53, was driving his Chevrolet Suburban on a Missoula roadway when he slammed into the rear of a bigbud25.jpgVolkswagen carrying two passengers.

A Highway Patrol officer who arrived at the crash scene Thursday evening reported seeing Howard with “a large Budweiser beer can in his right hand, which he moved into the center console.”

Howard, cops say, handed over the beer can “when asked and said it contained urine and not beer.” He further explained that he “rear-ended the vehicle because he was attempting to urinate into the beer can while driving.”

The Volkswagen’s driver told cops he was at a stop light after exiting Interstate 90 when he “saw lights approaching in his rearview mirror and told his girlfriend to brace for impact.”

Howard--who claimed to have consumed only one beer--reportedly smelled of alcohol, his speech was “slow and slurred,” and his pants were wet with urine. “Howard stated that he had ‘more than a couple of DUI’s’ and was not supposed to be driving,” the affidavit notes.

“I’m going to jail for a fucking long time,” Howard told cops.

A police check of Howard’s driver history showed that his license had been suspended earlier this month, and that he had four prior impaired driving convictions. A post-crash Intoxilyzer test registered his blood alcohol concentration at more than three times the legal limit.

Howard was arrested for aggravated DUI, a felony, and reckless driving and driving with a suspended license, both misdemeanors. He is being held in the county jail in lieu of $10,000 bond. (3 pages)

#2204
22 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

NOVEMBER 14--A motorist told police that he was busy attempting to urinate into a Budweiser can when he accidentally plowed into another vehicle on a Montana roadway, according to court records.

As detailed in a probable cause affidavit, James Howard, 53, was driving his Chevrolet Suburban on a Missoula roadway when he slammed into the rear of a bigbud25.jpgVolkswagen carrying two passengers.

A Highway Patrol officer who arrived at the crash scene Thursday evening reported seeing Howard with “a large Budweiser beer can in his right hand, which he moved into the center console.”

Howard, cops say, handed over the beer can “when asked and said it contained urine and not beer.” He further explained that he “rear-ended the vehicle because he was attempting to urinate into the beer can while driving.”

The Volkswagen’s driver told cops he was at a stop light after exiting Interstate 90 when he “saw lights approaching in his rearview mirror and told his girlfriend to brace for impact.”

Howard--who claimed to have consumed only one beer--reportedly smelled of alcohol, his speech was “slow and slurred,” and his pants were wet with urine. “Howard stated that he had ‘more than a couple of DUI’s’ and was not supposed to be driving,” the affidavit notes.

“I’m going to jail for a fucking long time,” Howard told cops.

A police check of Howard’s driver history showed that his license had been suspended earlier this month, and that he had four prior impaired driving convictions. A post-crash Intoxilyzer test registered his blood alcohol concentration at more than three times the legal limit.

Howard was arrested for aggravated DUI, a felony, and reckless driving and driving with a suspended license, both misdemeanors. He is being held in the county jail in lieu of $10,000 bond. (3 pages)

I keep an empty mouthwash bottle in a pocket in the door of my truck for pit stops. The bigger opening is critical for the portable urinal. Trying to pee into a can is a rookie move. 
And DWI pisses me off, pun kind of intended. There is no reason at all to drive impaired in the least in the age of ride sharing. 

#2205
On 11/18/2025 at 8:26 PM, Gil Bang said:

NOVEMBER 14--A motorist told police that he was busy attempting to urinate into a Budweiser can when he accidentally plowed into another vehicle on a Montana roadway, according to court records.

As detailed in a probable cause affidavit, James Howard, 53, was driving his Chevrolet Suburban on a Missoula roadway when he slammed into the rear of a bigbud25.jpgVolkswagen carrying two passengers.

A Highway Patrol officer who arrived at the crash scene Thursday evening reported seeing Howard with “a large Budweiser beer can in his right hand, which he moved into the center console.”

Howard, cops say, handed over the beer can “when asked and said it contained urine and not beer.” He further explained that he “rear-ended the vehicle because he was attempting to urinate into the beer can while driving.”

The Volkswagen’s driver told cops he was at a stop light after exiting Interstate 90 when he “saw lights approaching in his rearview mirror and told his girlfriend to brace for impact.”

Howard--who claimed to have consumed only one beer--reportedly smelled of alcohol, his speech was “slow and slurred,” and his pants were wet with urine. “Howard stated that he had ‘more than a couple of DUI’s’ and was not supposed to be driving,” the affidavit notes.

“I’m going to jail for a fucking long time,” Howard told cops.

A police check of Howard’s driver history showed that his license had been suspended earlier this month, and that he had four prior impaired driving convictions. A post-crash Intoxilyzer test registered his blood alcohol concentration at more than three times the legal limit.

Howard was arrested for aggravated DUI, a felony, and reckless driving and driving with a suspended license, both misdemeanors. He is being held in the county jail in lieu of $10,000 bond. (3 pages)

 

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#2208
On 11/18/2025 at 8:26 PM, Gil Bang said:

NOVEMBER 14--A motorist told police that he was busy attempting to urinate into a Budweiser can when he accidentally plowed into another vehicle on a Montana roadway, according to court records.

As detailed in a probable cause affidavit, James Howard, 53, was driving his Chevrolet Suburban on a Missoula roadway when he slammed into the rear of a bigbud25.jpgVolkswagen carrying two passengers.

A Highway Patrol officer who arrived at the crash scene Thursday evening reported seeing Howard with “a large Budweiser beer can in his right hand, which he moved into the center console.”

Howard, cops say, handed over the beer can “when asked and said it contained urine and not beer.” He further explained that he “rear-ended the vehicle because he was attempting to urinate into the beer can while driving.”

The Volkswagen’s driver told cops he was at a stop light after exiting Interstate 90 when he “saw lights approaching in his rearview mirror and told his girlfriend to brace for impact.”

Howard--who claimed to have consumed only one beer--reportedly smelled of alcohol, his speech was “slow and slurred,” and his pants were wet with urine. “Howard stated that he had ‘more than a couple of DUI’s’ and was not supposed to be driving,” the affidavit notes.

“I’m going to jail for a fucking long time,” Howard told cops.

A police check of Howard’s driver history showed that his license had been suspended earlier this month, and that he had four prior impaired driving convictions. A post-crash Intoxilyzer test registered his blood alcohol concentration at more than three times the legal limit.

Howard was arrested for aggravated DUI, a felony, and reckless driving and driving with a suspended license, both misdemeanors. He is being held in the county jail in lieu of $10,000 bond. (3 pages)

 

#2209

BANGKOK (AP) — A woman in Thailand shocked temple staff when she started moving in her coffin after being brought in for cremation.

Wat Rat Prakhong Tham, a Buddhist temple in the province of Nonthaburi on the outskirts of Bangkok, posted a video on its Facebook page, showing a woman lying in a white coffin in the back of a pick-up truck, slightly moving her arms and head, leaving temple staff bewildered.

Pairat Soodthoop, the temple’s general and financial affairs manager, told The Associated Press on Monday that the 65-year-old woman’s brother drove her from the province of Phitsanulok to be cremated.

He said they heard a faint knock coming from the coffin.

“I was a bit surprised, so I asked them to open the coffin, and everyone was startled,” he said. “I saw her opening her eyes slightly and knocking on the side of the coffin. She must have been knocking for quite some time.”

According to Pairat, the brother said his sister had been bedridden for about two years, when her health deteriorated and she became unresponsive, appearing to stop breathing two days ago. The brother then placed her in a coffin and made the 500-kilometer (300-mile) journey to a hospital in Bangkok, to which the woman had previously expressed a wish to donate her organs.

The hospital refused to accept the brother’s offer as he didn’t have an official death certificate, Pairat said. His temple offers a free cremation service, which is why the brother approached them on Sunday, but was also refused due to the missing document.

The temple manager said that while he was explaining how to get a death certificate when they heard the knocking. They then assessed her and sent her to a nearby hospital.

The abbot said the temple would cover her medical expenses, according to Pairat.

 

#2211
He's not lying 😂😂

 

#2214

I often walk long empty hallways at work. The echo fart is incredibly satisfying to the soul.

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One Virginia liquor store had an unusual patron this weekend -- an inebriated raccoon found passed out in the bathroom. 

According to the Hanover County Animal Protection and Shelter, authorities found the "masked bandit" collapsed in the bathroom of the Ashland ABC Store Saturday morning, where the furry burglar had ransacked shelves and drank multiple types of alcohol. 

In a social media post, officials said they took the "very intoxicated" raccoon back to the shelter to sober up before releasing him back into the wild. 

"After a few hours of sleep and zero signs of injury (other than maybe a hangover and poor life choices), he was safely released back to the wild, hopefully having learned that breaking and entering is not the answer," the Facebook post read. 

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#2217
On 11/29/2025 at 4:26 PM, nnm said:

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every time i see those fucking gigantic HK towers i just think what a horror show it is.  fuck being stuck on the 185th floor amongst 6000 residents

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3 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

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Coons can't handle their liquor.

#2223

Obviously they have not smelled my son's farts. He is truly nasty.

OTOH, I don't recall the last time I heard my daughter farted.

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#2226
On 12/3/2025 at 4:40 PM, Superhero said:

Obviously they have not smelled my son's farts. He is truly nasty.

OTOH, I don't recall the last time I heard my daughter farted.

That's because she always blames them on your son

And your son probably takes credit for the good ones 

#2227

https://local12.com/news/nation-world/popeyes-xanax-crashed-crash-multiple-crashes-car-driver-driving-dui-drugs-pills-drug-ordered-fast-food-restaurant-eat-eating-ate-suspect-arrest-arrested-chase-chicken-avoid-investigation-search-found-discovered-hit-run

 

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DULUTH, Ga. (WKRC) - A driver who was high on Xanax allegedly caused multiple car crashes, then watched police investigate the scene as he ate a meal inside a nearby Popeyes.

Officers with the Duluth Police Department received a call at 4:45 p.m. on Wednesday regarding a beige Volvo that was driving on the wrong side of the road and caused multiple crashes, according to local outlet WSB. The vehicle allegedly clipped a car, crashed into another, and forced someone off the road in an attempt to avoid a different head-on collision before he stopped.

 

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#2231

Lost and Found: Drunk Man Joins Search Party—For Himself

In a story that sounds straight out of a sitcom, a Turkish man inadvertently became both the subject and participant of a search operation.

Beyhan Mutlu, a 50-year-old resident of Inegöl in Turkey’s Bursa province, had been drinking with friends when he wandered into a nearby forest and failed to return home. Concerned, his wife and friends reported him missing, prompting local authorities to organize a search party.

A Search Party with an Unexpected Member

As the search commenced, Mutlu, unaware that he was the person being sought, stumbled upon the group of volunteers and rescue workers. Displaying a commendable sense of community spirit, he joined the search efforts, calling out his own name without realizing the irony.

The group scoured the forest for hours, with Mutlu actively participating. It wasn’t until someone shouted his name, prompting him to respond, “I am here,” that the realization dawned on everyone involved. The rescuers, initially skeptical, took him aside to confirm his identity.

A Humorous Twist to a Potentially Serious Situation for the Turkish Man

Upon confirming his identity, Mutlu reportedly told the authorities, “Don’t punish me too harshly, officer. My father will kill me,” highlighting his embarrassment over the situation. Fortunately, the incident concluded without any harm, and Mutlu was safely escorted home.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/other/lost-and-found-drunk-man-joins-search-party-for-himself/ar-AA1FbYly

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