March 11, 20205 yr 3 hours ago, mulletpelini said: I was checking out an external repair to a stone wall on one of the hotels we have. There was a large black man smoking outside who noticed me and walked towards me. He asked if I worked for the hotel and I told him no I'm part of the ownership group tending to a repair that was done recently. He said "Oh, well you need to have someone check this exit door too, it won't open!" I have a master key to several properties so I told him we could try mine. We did and it opened fine. The handle worked either up or down, but was specifically marked "PULL UP", which I asked if he had tried, and he said he had. I said, "Well lets try your key and see if that's the issue possibly." He handed it to me, swiped the door, pushed down, door opened. Swiped again, pulled up, door opened. Door worked 4 times consecutively without issue. He laughs and says "Well in my line of work, we say 'Blame the Engineer!' I'm an engineer." I said "Oh yeah? What school?" You already know the answer. What exactly did his skin color have to do with the story?
March 12, 20205 yr 15 hours ago, nnm said: What exactly did his skin color have to do with the story? Seems like you're the only one that has a problem with it ya racist.
March 12, 20205 yr 4 hours ago, Zharkov said: Woman claims record beaver collection She’s only claiming 1,456. Wilt chamberlain claimed over 20,000. She’s got some work left.
March 23, 20205 yr ‘Naturally antibacterial:’ Sex doll companies trying to cash in on coronavirus https://nypost.com/2020/03/21/naturally-antibacterial-sex-doll-companies-trying-to-cash-in-on-coronavirus/
March 23, 20205 yr 'You are your safest sex partner': NYC officials publish guide to intimacy during coronavirus pandemic with advice 'this is not a good time to be having orgies' https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8138777/New-York-City-officials-publish-graphic-guide-getting-intimate-coronavirus-pandemic.html
March 23, 20205 yr How to clean out your liquor cabinet during the quarantine — and put that bottle of Malibu out of its misery By Emma Balter, Staff writer March 23, 2020 Updated: March 23, 2020 1:37 p.m. https://www.houstonchronicle.com/life/food/article/How-to-clean-out-your-liquor-cabinet-during-the-15151315.php
March 24, 20205 yr With Clubs Closed for COVID-19, Strippers in Portland, Oregon, Take to Topless Food Delivery https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/clubs-closed-covid-19-strippers-205306427.html
March 28, 20205 yr Uranus has started leaking gas, NASA scientists confirm By Emily ElvishNewsAs if 2020 couldn’t get any more cursed, NASA scientists looking back through decades-old data from the Voyager 2 spacecraft have discovered a mysterious gas escaping from Uranus. https://happymag.tv/uranus-has-started-leaking-gas-nasa-scientists-confirm/
April 8, 20205 yr https://www.yahoo.com/amphtml/lifestyle/6-unexpected-health-benefits-semen-133000933.html
April 15, 20205 yr Well where else would you eject from a fighter jet? Inside the hanger would probably be a bad place
April 15, 20205 yr 1 hour ago, NeverMarryAStripper said: Well where else would you eject from a fighter jet? Inside the hanger would probably be a bad place There is always the runway. (Not a fighter jet, I know, but why let the facts get in the way?) Edited April 15, 20205 yr by ScottS
April 15, 20205 yr https://www.local10.com/news/local/2020/04/13/judge-to-lawyers-please-get-out-of-bed-and-put-on-a-shirt-for-zoom-court-hearings/ Judge to lawyers: Please get out of bed and put on a shirt for Zoom court hearings
April 25, 20205 yr @Sbbruin to the white courtesy phone Speeding tickets for motorists driving at more than 100 mph are up 87% in California because of lighter traffic caused by stay at home order Quote The number of tickets written for driving in excess of 100 mph in California nearly doubled since the state enacted state-at-home order The California Highway Patrol show 2,493 citations were written for driving the excessive speed for the month period that followed the March 19 order That reflects an 87 per cent increase from the same period the year before when 1,335 tickets were written for the same violation During the same period, traffic volume declined 35 per cent, according to the California Department of Transportation One unnamed motorist was arrested after officers clocked him going 165 mph in a Chevrolet Camaro on Interstate 5 in San Juan Capistrano
April 25, 20205 yr 9 minutes ago, RPM said: @Sbbruin to the white courtesy phone Speeding tickets for motorists driving at more than 100 mph are up 87% in California because of lighter traffic caused by stay at home order It’s hard not to. Years of pent up driving in traffic and all of the sudden the freeways are wide open.
April 25, 20205 yr 5 minutes ago, Sbbruin said: Years of pent up driving in traffic and all of the sudden the freeways are wide open.
May 6, 20205 yr Trooper busts 5-y.o. driving an SUV, saves Arnold Schwarzenegger's life: https://www.nytimes.com/2020/05/05/us/utah-boy-driver.html ‘You’re 5 Years Old. Wow!’ Child Is Stopped on Highway Headed for California The boy was driving to California to buy a Lamborghini, the Utah Highway Patrol said. Spoiler The trooper could not see a head above the seat’s headrest, and thought the driver might have been impaired. But when he approached the driver’s side window on Monday, the trooper was surprised by what he saw: a young boy wearing a gray Utah Royals soccer hoodie. “You’re 5 years old. Wow!” the trooper, Rick Morgan, said in the dash camera video of the traffic stop. He then asked him, “OK, where did you learn how to drive a car?” The boy, who was not identified, had managed to drive about two to three miles from his home before he was pulled over in the southbound lane of Interstate 15 in Ogden, a city about 38 miles north of Salt Lake City, according to the authorities. The Highway Patrol shared video and details of the episode on social media, where it quickly gained attention. Like the trooper, people wondered: How did the boy manage to get so far without injury or damage to the vehicle? Where was he trying to go? And where did he learn to drive? During a news conference Monday, Trooper Morgan said that “when the window came down, I wasn’t quite sure what to think.” “It absolutely was not what I was expecting when I saw the driver,” he added. He said the boy was sitting on the front edge of the seat “so that he could reach the brake pedal.” It was not clear how well he could see through the windshield. The trooper helped the child to put the car into park position and to shut it down. At first, he thought the boy appeared to be 8 or 9 years old. “But he insisted he was 5, and his family confirmed he’s 5 years old and he will be 6 next month,” Trooper Morgan said. The boy, who gave short or one-word answers, was on the verge of tears during the stop, the trooper said. The boy explained that he left home after an argument with his mother, according to the Highway Patrol. “She told him she would not buy him a Lamborghini,” the Highway Patrol said in a tweet. “He decided to take the car and go to California to buy one himself.” In the dash cam video, the boy is heard telling the trooper that his sister lives in California, and that he was trying to get to her house there. The boy had $3 in his wallet, the trooper said, and was heading on a road toward the state. “He was all set to make the trip,” Trooper Morgan said at the news conference. “It amazed me that when he heard my siren that he did pull over and stop.” The Highway Patrol said that the boy’s parents had been at work and that he was with a sibling at home when he took the car. His parents were looking for their son when the police reached them. The keys to the vehicle had been left on a hook at the family’s residence, the authorities said. The boy’s parents said that “he’d not driven before, this was the first time he’d done anything like this,” according to Trooper Morgan. “They didn’t have any more answers than that,” he said. Trooper Morgan also urged parents, generally, to keep a close eye on their children as best they could. “Kids are kids and they get an idea in their head and don’t realize what it takes to pull that off, and I think that’s what happened here,” he said. “Young man decided he wanted to go to California and buy a car. He grabbed the keys and he was off.” Lt. Nick Street, a spokesman for the Highway Patrol, said that during his time on the road, he had seen some cases of 12- and 14-year-old children driving cars that surprised him. Asked about Monday’s episode, he said it was “very shocking that a child, age 5, would know how to drive, get on the freeway and go the right direction to California to his destination.” As of Tuesday, no charges have been filed in the case, Lieutenant Street said. “The case is in the screening process,” he said, adding that the Weber County Attorney’s Office may file charges or give the case to a lesser court in Ogden. Trooper Morgan said that the boy probably realized something was wrong with the situation, though he might not have understood it completely. “I do think he’s probably had a life lesson,” he said. “I don’t think we’ll see him in the situation again soon.”
May 8, 20205 yr Firefighters were called just after 9:30 p.m. to Fiechtner Drive and Westrac Drive for a vehicle in the roadway on fire. A short time later, Cass County deputies say they found a man pounding on the door to the jail and saying he was high on methamphetamine. He told them his car was on fire and he was running from police.https://www.valleynewslive.com/content/news/Man-arrested-after-car-fire-in-south-Fargo-570300101.htmlSent from my SM-N960U using Tapatalk
May 16, 20205 yr Searched but did not see posted anywhere. Loose tiger lassoed on street in Mexican suburb May 15 (UPI) -- A surprised witness on a street in Mexico captured video of the surreal moment a loose tiger was lassoed by a man wearing a cowboy hat. Footage filmed from the safely of a passing vehicle in a suburb of Guadalajara, Jalisco, shows the tiger walking loose down a sidewalk while three men chase the large animal. One of the men, wearing a cowboy hat, manages to lasso the tiger, which then pulls the man out of the video's frame. Authorities confirmed they received witness reports about the loose tiger and its pursuers, but the big cat and the men were gone from the area by the time they arrived. Reports indicated the tiger may have escaped from a private residence in the area, but authorities have not identified the animal's owner or any of the men seen in the video.
May 17, 20205 yr Coronavirus: Dutch singletons advised to seek ‘sex buddy’ https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-52685773 "Sex with yourself or with others at a distance is possible," it adds, suggesting "erotic stories" and "masturbating together" as possible solutions.
May 21, 20205 yr Pueblo West home condemned after hash-oil lab explodes:https://www.chieftain.com/news/20200511/pueblo-west-home-condemned-after-hash-oil-lab-explodes
May 27, 20205 yr Judge faces dismissal for masturbating during trials: Quote Police built a case against the judge after one of Wall's officers testified during a 2003 murder trial. From the witness stand, the officer saw a piece of plastic tubing disappear under Thompson's robe. During a break, officers took photographs of the pump under the desk. Investigators later collected carpet samples, Thompson's robes and the chair from behind the bench, and found semen, according to court records. Thompson was a former state legislator and a judge with more than 20 years on the bench in Creek County in eastern Oklahoma. Thompson's court reporter, Lisa Foster, told authorities that she saw him use the pump at least 10 times during trials. She said the first time in court was in 2000, but she did not tell authorities. "I didn't want to be found dead in a ditch somewhere," she said. https://www.chron.com/news/nation-world/article/Judge-faces-charges-for-masturbating-during-trials-1945301.php
May 27, 20205 yr Investigators later collected carpet samples, Thompson's robes and the chair from behind the bench, and found semen, according to court records. Police semen sampler. I hope that job pays well. Thompson was a former state legislator and a judge with more than 20 years on the bench in Creek County in eastern Oklahoma. Naturally
May 27, 20205 yr So the police semen sampler collects semen samples and puts them in a jar, you might say a jizz jar
May 28, 20205 yr Woman didn’t put mayo on sandwich, fight broke out, couple jailed on drug chargeshttps://www.kjas.com/news/local_news/article_fa2b15d8-9ab5-11ea-a9b7-8b238c3060f6.html
May 29, 20205 yr On 5/27/2020 at 3:00 AM, Hornius Emeritus said: Judge faces dismissal for masturbating during trials: https://www.chron.com/news/nation-world/article/Judge-faces-charges-for-masturbating-during-trials-1945301.php Here come de judge!
May 29, 20205 yr 15 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said: Woman didn’t put mayo on sandwich, fight broke out, couple jailed on drug charges I'm going to need to know what kind of sandwich is was before I pass judgement.
May 29, 20205 yr Woman Quits Job to Breast-Feed Boyfriend Full-Time https://rare.us/rare-humor/jennifer-mulford-boyfriend-breastfeeding/?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=agora&utm_term=rhouston&utm_campaign=rhouston&fbclid=IwAR1_Pp_7aF0VVNgc_eik-6Lq8M7IsOL-Sfwkcpr7-IOtulyd0oXNl6iJ0M8
May 29, 20205 yr Technically a PSA instead of a news story, and Shaggy reminiscent rather than Surly, but Bikephags (karma?): Edited May 29, 20205 yr by clapclapclap Not a Swiss miss
May 30, 20205 yr This is pretty impressive. Quote A man who tracked his girlfriend’s phone to the Arlington Police Department was arrested on a DWI charge after showing up intoxicated at the jail, where she was being held on the same charge, police said Friday. At about 2:45 a.m. Thursday, Arlington police pulled over Jalissa Hallcy in the 4900 block of South Cooper Street because she was driving with no headlights, said Jesse Minton, an Arlington Police Department public information officer. The Arlington woman was arrested on a charge of driving while intoxicated. About an hour later, Hallcy’s boyfriend, Richard Phillips, used Find My iPhone to track her location and ended up in the jail parking lot next to patrol vehicles, police said. An officer made contact about 3:45 a.m. with Phillips, who was walking toward the back door of the police station, Minton said. When the officer spoke to Phillips, he could smell an alcoholic odor and noticed Phillips’ speech was slurred. Phillips, who is a resident of Grand Prairie, told the officer he was looking for his girlfriend. Both Phillips and Hallcy have been released. Their bond was set at $750 each.
June 4, 20205 yr "Spanish porn star Nacho Vidal" What a shitty porn name. Any Hispanic porn star that doesn't use "Grande" in their name isn't trying.
June 5, 20205 yr On 6/3/2020 at 7:50 PM, demos said: ^ I mean who among us hasn’t killed a man while high on toad venom.
June 5, 20205 yr https://sanfrancisco.cbslocal.com/2020/06/04/authorities-arrest-santa-rosa-man-who-purposely-backed-maserati-into-man-killing-dog/ He just lost his license, now he don't drive. Article doesn't tell us how many that man killing dog killed. Edited June 5, 20205 yr by clapclapclap
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