August 30, 20205 yr 2 minutes ago, Scheiss Meister said: I hadn't considered mental illness. I see your point. They are easily drawn to cults. You're a believer or you're not.
August 31, 20205 yr On 8/3/2020 at 10:14 AM, NeverMarryAStripper said: I don't even want to know where you go to get 50 gallons of jizz. 5 months of COVID life, or so I’ve heard....
September 1, 20205 yr On 6/27/2020 at 9:31 PM, LABEVO said: In Ireland, isn't that just a normal day sailing?
September 3, 20205 yr I’m telling you guys, Sex. Doll. Brothel. The idea could make some money and I would estimate without any research or particular reason that we could easily get 20% of the whoring market. That number jumps to 85% is we can upgrade the units to smoke meth with their clients
September 3, 20205 yr Image of Woman Holding Drugged Tiger’s Testicles at Thai Zoo Prompts Backlash https://www.vice.com/en_asia/article/935vx5/image-of-woman-holding-drugged-tigers-testicles-at-thai-zoo-prompts-backlash No comment. Too easy.
September 3, 20205 yr 12 minutes ago, Stella Link said: Image of Woman Holding Drugged Tiger’s Testicles at Thai Zoo Prompts Backlash https://www.vice.com/en_asia/article/935vx5/image-of-woman-holding-drugged-tigers-testicles-at-thai-zoo-prompts-backlash No comment. Too easy. Bangkok, right?
September 3, 20205 yr 13 minutes ago, Doc Reeves said: Backlash? Seems to me that Tiger owes some chick $40 This was in Thailand... so only $10.
September 3, 20205 yr 26 minutes ago, Stella Link said: Image of Woman Holding Drugged Tiger’s Testicles at Thai Zoo Prompts Backlash https://www.vice.com/en_asia/article/935vx5/image-of-woman-holding-drugged-tigers-testicles-at-thai-zoo-prompts-backlash No comment. Too easy. “Pray in your heart and squeeze hard then you will be free from suffering” reads the caption.” Sounds more like Texags than Surly
September 3, 20205 yr 16 minutes ago, ABSR said: This was in Thailand... so only $10. nah man, that chick is white and western. I bet a Chinese billionaire would’ve had no problem paying $2k for the exact same treatment. That tiger go himself a deal.
September 7, 20205 yr Explosive device used at gender-reveal party causes fire and mass evacuations in CaliforniaA fire that has destroyed over 7,000 acres and forced the evacuation of 3,000 residents was caused by a "smoke generating" explosive used at a gender-reveal party, according to the California Department of Forestry and Fire Protection. "With the dry conditions and critical fire weather, it doesn’t take much to start a wildfire. Those responsible for starting fires due to negligence or illegal activity can be held financially and criminally responsible," the statement said. https://abc7.com/el-dorado-fire-sparked-by-pyrotechnic-device-officials-say/6412483/ Edited September 7, 20205 yr by Hornius Emeritus
September 9, 20205 yr Think the gender reveal couple will get a bill for the overtime, equipment rental, and effort involved?
September 9, 20205 yr Think the gender reveal couple will get a bill for the overtime, equipment rental, and effort involved?If stupidity had direct and immediate consequences this country wouldn’t be in the shape that it’s in right now.
September 9, 20205 yr SEPTEMBER 8--After taking a sex toy from a shelf at a Florida adult novelty store, a woman removed her clothes and began using the “pink colored” device inside the business, police charge. A Fort Pierce cop was dispatched early Tuesday evening to the Lion's Den Adult Superstore “in reference to a disturbance,” according to an arrest affidavit. En route to the business, a dispatcher noted that “there was a female in the store wearing a purple shirt and had on no pants.” Before the officer entered Lion's Den, a worker explained that the masturbating suspect had “removed a sex toy from the packaging and was now fully nude.” The woman, the worked added, had disappeared into a stock room with the sex toy. When he entered the stock room, the officer found Theresa Stanley, 36, “sitting in an office chair with her feet up on the table.” Stanley had a “pink colored, penis shaped sex toy” in her hand and was using the device in a “masturbatory manner.” Right after the cop appeared, Stanley “stopped making use of the sex toy and dropped it on the ground.” Pictured above, Stanley was arrested for theft and indecent exposure, both misdemeanors. After being read her rights, Stanley declined to the speak with the officer, whose body-worn camera recorded the bizarre incident. Stanley was booked into the St. Lucie County jail, where she is being held in lieu of $1500 bond. She is scheduled to be arraigned tomorrow. Stanley’s rap sheet includes convictions for soliciting prostitution and possession of drug paraphernalia. She was charged earlier this year with grand theft auto, a felony case that is pending. (2 pages) http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/lewd-test-drive-arrest-628419 Trevor Lawrence's older twin sister Edited September 9, 20205 yr by Brothahorn
September 11, 20205 yr https://www.cnn.com/2020/09/11/australia/australia-meth-van-sentenced-intl-hnk-scli/index.html
September 15, 20205 yr https://www.chron.com/news/space/article/You-ll-be-able-to-spot-Uranus-without-a-telescope-15565388.php?cmpid=hpctp You'll be able to spot Uranus without a telescope this week
September 17, 20205 yr Fargo dude faces life in prison for trying to derail a trainhttps://www.inforum.com/news/crime-and-courts/6664712-Fargo-man-accused-of-trying-to-derail-train-near-Casselton-faces-life-in-prisonFew months ago he made the news because he was caught on tape for beating up his now EX and pulling a gun on her.So think about it next time you put that penny on a track
September 19, 20205 yr This reminded me of Armybrat:https://www.inverse.com/science/oldest-known-sperm-found-study
September 21, 20205 yr No surveillance video (i call bs), so I'm hoping Wally has a dashcam. Love the whippet container on the roof of the car Just gonna fuckin send it.
September 21, 20205 yr 9 hours ago, Blotto said: No surveillance video (i call bs), so I'm hoping Wally has a dashcam. Love the whippet container on the roof of the car Just gonna fuckin send it. What’s with the enunciation and hipster intonation from the reporter? I had a hard time understanding at first, until I figured out he was actually a Brit trying too hard to be dramatic and cool. Love the Dukes and Blues Brothers footage. I wish they’d spliced in the drawbridge CCTV footage for comparison.
September 21, 20205 yr That bridge operator is fucking cool as shit. “like dukes of hazard?” “I thought it was like Blues Brothers” Yes.
September 22, 20205 yr https://newschannel9.com/news/nation-world/group-of-dads-tackles-detains-suspected-peeping-tom-in-sc-cracker-barrel-parking-lot
September 24, 20205 yr https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2020/09/24/asia/vietnam-condom-sold-new-scli-intl/index.html I don't even...
September 25, 20205 yr 1 hour ago, dingleberryswitzer said: https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2020/09/24/asia/vietnam-condom-sold-new-scli-intl/index.html I don't even... Something something... South Austin’s mom.
September 25, 20205 yr 3 hours ago, dingleberryswitzer said: https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2020/09/24/asia/vietnam-condom-sold-new-scli-intl/index.html I don't even... It’s good to get the Asian pre-used models because the wear and tear is much less.
September 25, 20205 yr https://www.yahoo.com/news/m-very-ashamed-argentine-lawmaker-112942352.html Quote A lawmaker in Argentina has been suspended after he was spotted kissing a woman’s breast during a virtual session of congress. Juan Emilio Ameri, who represents the northern province of Salta, was seen by both colleagues and members of the public committing the lewd act as the chamber of deputies held a special meeting broadcast on Zoom. Footage of the incident quickly went viral on social media, sparking outrage and quickly leading to a vote in which the 47-year-old was suspended pending an investigation. In the footage, Mr Ameri, who is in the ruling Frene de Todos coalition, can be seen sitting down in front of a web cam with a woman on his lap. As another politician addresses his colleagues, Mr Ameri puts his face to the woman’s chest, before pulling down her top and appearing to kiss her breast. Dad he's grabbing her tits right there at the table! Just eat your breakfast, Russ. Dad, I think he's gonna pork her. He's not gonna pork her, Russ. I think he's gonna. He may pork her, finish your breakfast.
September 26, 20205 yr https://www.barstoolsports.com/blog/2902957/does-this-look-like-the-face-of-a-man-arrested-for-ejaculating-into-his-co-workers-water-bottle-on-multiple-occassions
September 28, 20205 yr A man covered his face with tattoos and turned his eyes black. He says it cost him his kindergarten teaching job Story by Reuters Updated 11:57 AM EDT, Mon September 28, 2020 https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2020/09/28/europe/sylvain-helaine-tattoo-teaching-job-scli-intl/index.html
October 1, 20205 yr Helmet sporting deviant lies in wait outside girls’ school to ‘show off’ aka Masturbatory Prowess @ School https://www.nationthailand.com/news/30395434
October 5, 20205 yr Porn director Craven Moorehead sues porn actress:https://pagesix.com/2020/10/01/porn-director-craven-moorehead-sues-porn-star-aria-lee-for-defamation/?_ga=2.25690046.2018065591.1601871353-207980350.1601871353
October 14, 20205 yr On 9/25/2020 at 6:15 PM, Parliament said: https://www.barstoolsports.com/blog/2902957/does-this-look-like-the-face-of-a-man-arrested-for-ejaculating-into-his-co-workers-water-bottle-on-multiple-occassions An Orange County worker who placed his semen in a female co-worker’s water bottle and food jar and onto her computer equipment was sentenced Tuesday to two and a half years in jail. Orange County Superior Court Judge Kathleen Roberts also ordered Stevens Millancastro, a Palmdale resident, to register as a sex offender, after rejecting his argument that he committed the crimes as acts of revenge rather than for sexual gratification. ADVERTISING Ads by Teads Roberts noted that Millancastro, 30, acted in an “extremely sexually aggressive” way and “deliberately infected” the victim’s belongings, leaving her “emotionally devastated.” The judge said it was part of a scheme to get the woman to ingest Millancastro’s semen after she rejected him and reported him to their bosses. “He did it again and again and again, and that is very concerning to the court,” Roberts said. During the trial, Deputy District Attorney Laila Nikaien described Millancastro as being obsessed with his co-worker, saying he stared at her incessantly after she turned him down for a date. Following her complaints, a boss at the business told Millancastrol to stop, an order he ignored,forcing the woman to file a formal HR complaint. Several times the woman arrived at work at a wholesale business based in La Palma to find a cloudy substance in her half-full water bottles. Surveillance cameras were set up to face her desk, and after she arrived one morning to discover a “milky white substance” on her keyboard her boss went back and looked over the surveillance footage. The footage captured Millancastro waiting for the woman to leave, then smearing the content of tissues on her keyboard and mouse. Investigators later found Millancastro’s semen in her water bottle and a bottle of honey she used daily with her tea. The woman testified that Millancastro had made her feel “very, very uncomfortable” and said she was “disgusted” to find his semen on her personal items and work space. Millancastro’s attorney, Michael Morrison, admitted his client’s actions were “highly inappropriate behavior,” but contended during the trial that Millancastro was angry and seeking revenge, believing what he viewed as a false sexual harassment report had put his job at risk. “Mr. Millancastro is not a danger to re-offend,” Morrison said during the sentencing hearing, arguing against the sex offender registration requirement. “Clearly this was a very specific, pointed, situational circumstance.” The prosecutor disagreed, telling the judge that Millancastro had subjected his co-worker to his “sexual perversion.” “The public has a right to be warned of his deviancy,” Nikaien said. Millancastro opted for a bench trial, so it was Judge Roberts, rather than a jury, who found him guilty of multiple counts of misdemeanor assault and battery and determined he committed the crimes for a sexual purpose. Prosecutors said the charged crimes occurred in November 2016 and January 2017.
October 15, 20205 yr Any article that begins like this is certain to remind me of Surly: The Archbishop of New Orleans has consecrated a new altar at a Pearl River church after its predecessor was burned amid allegations a priest allegedly recorded himself performing sexual acts on it with two corset-clad dominatrices. Archbishop Gregory Aymond appeared at Saints Peter and Paul Church to sanctify its new altar on Saturday, having ordered the old one be removed and ritually burned earlier this week. Aymond also hit out at Rev. Travis Clark's 'demonic' behaviour, following the 37-year-old’s arrest for allegedly hosting a threesome with Mindy Dixon and Melissa Cheng, both professional dominatrices, in the church on September 30. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8828333/Archbishop-consecrates-new-altar-church-priest-37-recorded-having-threesome.html
October 16, 20205 yr 23 hours ago, Hornius Emeritus said: Any article that begins like this is certain to remind me of Surly: The Archbishop of New Orleans has consecrated a new altar at a Pearl River church after its predecessor was burned amid allegations a priest allegedly recorded himself performing sexual acts on it with two corset-clad dominatrices. Archbishop Gregory Aymond appeared at Saints Peter and Paul Church to sanctify its new altar on Saturday, having ordered the old one be removed and ritually burned earlier this week. Aymond also hit out at Rev. Travis Clark's 'demonic' behaviour, following the 37-year-old’s arrest for allegedly hosting a threesome with Mindy Dixon and Melissa Cheng, both professional dominatrices, in the church on September 30. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8828333/Archbishop-consecrates-new-altar-church-priest-37-recorded-having-threesome.html I haven't really followed this story - but why was Rev Travis Clark arrested? is it a crime to have sex with 2 dominatrix's? ummm, yeah.......I'm asking for a friend Edited October 16, 20205 yr by Wally Fairway
October 16, 20205 yr If that ain't Country, you can kiss my ass.https://abc3340.com/news/offbeat/bobcat-found-inside-kentucky-dollar-general-released-back-into-wild
October 17, 20205 yr Judge faces dismissal for masturbating during trials: Police built a case against the judge after one of Wall's officers testified during a 2003 murder trial. From the witness stand, the officer saw a piece of plastic tubing disappear under Thompson's robe. During a break, officers took photographs of the pump under the desk. Investigators later collected carpet samples, Thompson's robes and the chair from behind the bench, and found semen, according to court records. Thompson was a former state legislator and a judge with more than 20 years on the bench in Creek County in eastern Oklahoma. Thompson's court reporter, Lisa Foster, told authorities that she saw him use the pump at least 10 times during trials. She said the first time in court was in 2000, but she did not tell authorities. "I didn't want to be found dead in a ditch somewhere," she said. https://www.chron.com/news/nation-world/article/Judge-faces-charges-for-masturbating-during-trials-1945301.phpAll rise!!!
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