October 17, 20205 yr 3 minutes ago, General Specific said: Would be perfect if his mane was This Man Fuchs Desmane Fuchs Edited October 17, 20205 yr by RPM
October 28, 20205 yr Police officer killed by rooster while breaking up cockfight https://www.cnn.com/2020/10/28/asia/christian-bolok-philippines-cockfight-death-scli-intl/index.html
October 28, 20205 yr Just now, nnm said: Police officer killed by rooster while breaking up cockfight https://www.cnn.com/2020/10/28/asia/christian-bolok-philippines-cockfight-death-scli-intl/index.html Sure, it severed his femoral artery... but it missed his cock.
November 5, 20205 yr The top google search on election day was "liquor store near me" https://www.insideedition.com/liquor-store-near-me-is-top-google-search-amid-election-day-stress-62852
November 5, 20205 yr 13 hours ago, Hornius Emeritus said: The top google search on election day was "liquor store near me" https://www.insideedition.com/liquor-store-near-me-is-top-google-search-amid-election-day-stress-62852 Who doesn’t know where their closest liquor store is?
November 5, 20205 yr Who doesn’t know where their closest liquor store is? CVS.Advantage of not living in Texas.
November 7, 20205 yr Don’t know if I should post this in Food and Travel or here. You decide. https://www.kiro7.com/news/trending/man-banned-yellowstone-national-park-two-years-after-trying-cook-chicken-hot-spring/QML4ELYNCRCXPI4DKOSURFYS7I/
November 9, 20205 yr Eating chilli peppers may slash the risk of premature death by a QUARTER due to fiery capsaicin's anti-inflammatory properties, study finds US researchers reviewed data covering the health and diets of 570,000 people These were collected by four previous studies in China, Iran, Italy and the US They found that capsaicin consumption appears to have wide health benefits However, additional studies will be needed to find out which peppers are best
November 14, 20205 yr https://www.caller.com/story/news/local/2020/11/11/employee-leaves-city-after-profane-outburst/6255108002/ Here's what happened to a city employee who cursed during Corpus Christi council meeting Letting Joseph Johnson go wasn't easy for Corpus Christi City Manager Peter Zanoni. Johnson, who started as Assistant Director of Parks and Beach Operations for the city, was the employee who dropped the f-bomb over his mic during Tuesday's regular City Council meeting. "F*** you, Peter," Johnson said. "The unfortunate thing is, he's one of my strongest executives," Zanoni told the Caller-Times on Wednesday. "He's a real good leader ... So it was his real poor judgment. He's a big supporter as well of what we're doing (as a) team. And it's really out of character compared to everything he said, and has done his time with the city."
November 18, 20205 yr San Diego: due to covid, need to close schools, churches, restaurants, etc. But strip clubs can still be open. Priorities bitches! https://www.kusi.com/san-diego-strip-clubs-open-indoors-but-churches-schools-gyms-and-restaurants-forced-to-close/ Indoor operations in locations such as restaurants, museums, places of worship, breweries and retail businesses will have to either close entirely, move to outdoor operations only or modify in other ways. But, San Diego strip clubs will remain open, despite the move to the Purple Tier. Supervisor Jim Desmond joined KUSI News Monday evening to highlight the absurd inconsistencies in Newsom’s reopening process.
November 19, 20205 yr 3 hours ago, demos said: So you’re saying I have a chance I’d put some Peter in that Pan.
November 20, 20205 yr LULZhttps://flightaware.com/live/flight/PBD407/history/20201111/1010Z/UUWW/USSShttps://www.airlive.net/two-pilots-are-under-investigation-for-allegedly-altering-their-flight-path-to-draw-a-gigantic-penis-in-the-sky/
November 20, 20205 yr That's exactly how I picture a lot of the wives that end up in the stupid wives thread
November 23, 20205 yr https://www.kctv5.com/news/local_news/biker-with-meth-falls-during-race-accidentally-shoots-himself-before-getting-hit-by-car/article_70fce0e2-2b43-11eb-8f14-4bd46ac6a251.htm
November 23, 20205 yr 8 minutes ago, Beau Vine said: https://www.kctv5.com/news/local_news/biker-with-meth-falls-during-race-accidentally-shoots-himself-before-getting-hit-by-car/article_70fce0e2-2b43-11eb-8f14-4bd46ac6a251.htm Sorry for partying.
November 30, 20205 yr The mayor of Wauwatosa, WI has set a new low in the depths of stupidity. Sadly, there was a shooting at Mayfair Mall in the city on Nov. 20. Eight people were wounded, but all expected to recover. The mayor put out a statement that said, I am not kidding:"Guns have no place in shopping malls or other places in which crowds of people gather. Mayfair has a strict no-gun policy. If the shooter had complied with that policy, no one would have been hurt yesterday."
November 30, 20205 yr Getting caught taking a shit while in a Zoom School Board meeting. Edited November 30, 20205 yr by BearSchlong
November 30, 20205 yr 1 hour ago, BearSchlong said: Getting caught taking a shit while in a Zoom School Board meeting. You know, I can kind of empathize because I SORT of did the same thing. Not on camera but within ear range. Yeah, I'm a dumbass. Fortunately, everybody got a big laugh out of it and a stern "let this be a warning" lecture.
December 1, 20205 yr 5 hours ago, BearSchlong said: Getting caught taking a shit while in a Zoom School Board meeting. NSAA has unpixellated pics?
December 1, 20205 yr Damn. I don’t get why hosts don’t stop the participant video right away when shit like that happens (hehe). If she was the host, dumb ass...assign a co-host by default if it’s a large meeting.
December 1, 20205 yr Sorry for partying, indeed. the last line brings the lulz. https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/dec/01/belgian-police-arrest-25-men-including-mep-as-sex-party-breaks-curfew-coronavirus Quote József Szájer, a senior member of the Fidesz party who helped write Hungary’s constitution in 2011, was one of about 20 people, mainly men and including at least two EU diplomats, who attended a party held near the Grand Place in the Belgian capital’s historical centre on Friday evening. The MEP had attempted to escape the scene by climbing out of a window from the first floor apartment before being spotted by a passerby “fleeing along the gutter”, according to Sarah Durant, a spokeswoman for the Brussels region’s deputy public prosecutor. “The man’s hands were bloody,” Durant said. “It is possible that he may have been injured while fleeing. Narcotics were found in his backpack. The man was unable to produce any identity documents. He was escorted to his place of residence, where he identified himself as SJ (1961) by means of a diplomatic passport.” It was reported he tried to claim diplomatic immunity. In a statement, Szájer, 59, who resigned on Sunday without mentioning his brush with the law, apologised for his “irresponsible” behaviour but denied carrying drugs. He said: “A newspaper article appeared in the Belgian press today about a house party in Brussels on Friday, which I attended. After the police asked for my identity – since I did not have ID on me – I declared that I was an MEP. “The police continued the process and finally issued an official verbal warning and transported me home. “I did not use drugs. I offered to the police to take an instant test, but they did not do it. Police said an ecstasy pill was found. It’s not mine, I don’t know who placed it and how. I made a statement to the police about this.” Szájer, who is married to Tünde Handó, a prominent Hungarian lawyer and judge with whom he has a daughter, asked his family to forgive him in his statement. He wrote: “I deeply regret violating the Covid restrictions – it was irresponsible on my part. I am ready to pay the fine that occurs. With my resignation on Sunday I drew the political and personal consequences. “I apologise to my family, to my colleagues, to my voters. I ask them to evaluate my misstep against a background of 30 years of devoted and hard work. The misstep is strictly personal. I am the one who owns responsibility for it.” Two other people, aged about 43 and 33, claimed diplomatic immunity when discovered at the party, where many had been found wearing little or no clothes, according to local reports. A source told the DH Sports newspaper: “We interrupted a gang bang.”
December 3, 20205 yr https://www.bbc.com/news/newsbeat-38078622 This map shows the rudest place names in the world Published 23 November 2016 From Lake Minnewanka in Canada to Bonar Bridge in the UK, the map pinpoints 280 towns, villages, roads and lakes with the rudest names in the world. As far as maps go, it's useless for navigation but it will probably make you laugh. . . . .
December 4, 20205 yr New large wooden phallus statue appears on German mountaintop (msn.com) Thujone has been a busy boy today.
December 7, 20205 yr On 12/3/2020 at 8:24 PM, nnm said: https://www.bbc.com/news/newsbeat-38078622 This map shows the rudest place names in the world Published 23 November 2016 From Lake Minnewanka in Canada to Bonar Bridge in the UK, the map pinpoints 280 towns, villages, roads and lakes with the rudest names in the world. As far as maps go, it's useless for navigation but it will probably make you laugh. . . . . Austria is tired of your shit. https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/nov/26/fugging-hell-tired-of-mockery-austrian-village-changes-name
December 8, 20205 yr https://nypost.com/2020/12/08/americas-highest-paid-legal-hooker-sues-for-lack-of-work/ America’s ‘highest-earning sex worker’ sues over lost wages on lockdown Edited December 8, 20205 yr by MillerEP
December 14, 20205 yr A man destroying property with a backhoe early Sunday led Huntington police on a chase that escalated into an exchange of gunfire that left him dead and sent an officer to the hospital with serious injuries. The Indiana State Police are investigating the officer-involved shooting at the request of the Huntington Police Department, the state agency said in a news release. A 3:35 a.m. disturbance call alerted city police to the vandalism in the 100 block of Shultz Drive, where officers found a man destroying property around the neighborhood with the machinery, state police said. City and county police officers pursued the man around the southwest neighborhood, including near Horace Mann Elementary and Riverside Middle School, where the man continued to damage public and private properties, state police said. During the pursuit, the man shot and injured a Huntington police officer, state police said. The man was shot, and he was pronounced dead at the scene by the Huntington County coroner, who will release his identity, state police added. An ambulance took the officer to Lutheran Hospital in Fort Wayne with serious injuries, state police said. The police department updated its Facebook followers about the officer's condition midday Sunday: “Although our officer is in serious condition, his injuries remain non-life threatening.” State police won't release the identities of the officers involved until a review by the Huntington County prosecutor's office. https://www.journalgazette.net/news/local/police-fire/20201214/man-dead-huntington-officer-hurt-in-shootout
December 16, 20205 yr Anybody wanna ask @Armybrat how he cooked them? Edited December 17, 20205 yr by Walden Ponderer
December 17, 20205 yr https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-55343208That coke coulda been used to pay Herman's buyout.
December 18, 20205 yr https://www.mlive.com/news/grand-rapids/2020/12/son-wins-lawsuit-after-mom-throws-away-his-best-porno-mags.html Quote A Grand Haven couple will have to pay for disposing of their son’s pornography collection. The only question is how much. David Werking, 42, sued his parents, Beth and Paul Werking, after they tossed out what a judge called “a trove of pornography and an array of sex toys.” U.S. District Judge Paul Maloney in Kalamazoo granted the son’s request for summary judgment in his favor. David Werking ..... more like David Jerking
December 18, 20205 yr Illegal winery busted at Alabama sewage plant RAINSVILLE, Ala. (AP) — Sheriff’s officials say they’ve busted an illegal winery that was operating at a municipal sewage plant in a small north Alabama town. The DeKalb County Sheriff’s Office said in a statement it received an anonymous tip about an alcohol operation at a municipal building in the town of Rainsville on Thursday. Investigators then uncovered what’s described as a large illegal winery inside the Rainsville Waste Water Treatment Plant. Photos released by investigators show glass containers, buckets, a fermenting rack and other equipment often used by people who make wine at home. The agency says officers seized a lot of illegal alcohol, and arrests are expected. The town of about 5,100 people is 100 miles northeast of Birmingham. “I want to thank the mayor for his cooperation and willingness to allow law enforcement to do our job and shut something like this down,” Sheriff Nick Welden said in a statement. “This is definitely one of the biggest operations we’ve seen in our county and possibly our state.” Reviews say the wine was shitty.
December 20, 20205 yr Once you strain out the particulate matter and remove the chlorine, the nutrients in the effluent aid the fermentation process and add body to the wine. Makes great coffee and tea, too. Or so I've been told.
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