December 21, 20205 yr Octopuses Observed Punching Fish, Perhaps Out of Spite, Scientists Say Evidently, there's some partnership behavior going on with octo-fish-slapping under ordinary circumstances, but the researchers note: Quote "In these cases, two different theoretical scenarios are possible. In the first one, benefits are disregarded entirely by the octopus, and punching is a spiteful behaviour, used to impose a cost on the fish," the researchers write. "In the other theoretical scenario, punching may be a form of aggression with delayed benefits (i.e. direct negative reciprocity or punishment), where the octopus pays a small cost to impose a heavier one on the misbehaving partner, in an effort to promote collaborative behaviour in the following interactions." While we can't yet know for sure why octopuses are randomly punching fish like this, at least one of the theoretical explanations given suggests octopuses may have some serious attitude.
December 23, 20205 yr An L.A. County Sheriff's deputy allegedly had sex on the Universal Studios lot, and the guy had his mic open for all to hear ... and the recording is now the talk of the department. Apparently one of the participants was a movie buff, because the encounter went down right by the Bates Motel on the lot. You hear a woman moaning as a dispatcher from the Sheriff's station repeatedly tries to get her deputy's attention, telling him he had an open mic. The deputy doesn't respond ... but the woman does, throughout the clip. https://www.tmz.com/videos/2020-12-23-122220-naughty-cops-v2-4902435/
December 25, 20205 yr Bodybuilder may spend holidays alone after sex-doll wife is ‘broken’ https://nypost.com/2020/12/24/bodybuilders-sex-doll-wife-breaks-right-before-christmas/
December 28, 20204 yr LIVING Putting potatoes up your butt won’t cure hemorrhoids, doctors warn https://nypost.com/2020/02/27/putting-potatoes-up-your-butt-wont-cure-hemorrhoids-doctors-warn/
December 28, 20204 yr 1 hour ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said: LIVING Putting potatoes up your butt won’t cure hemorrhoids, doctors warn https://nypost.com/2020/02/27/putting-potatoes-up-your-butt-wont-cure-hemorrhoids-doctors-warn/ What if they're mashed with butter and cream gravy? Asking for a friend.
December 29, 20204 yr 8 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said: LIVING Putting potatoes up your butt won’t cure hemorrhoids, doctors warn https://nypost.com/2020/02/27/putting-potatoes-up-your-butt-wont-cure-hemorrhoids-doctors-warn/ It’s not potatoes @futureman is talking about.
January 6, 20214 yr Probably already posted, but not sorry. Quote Growing up in a strict Baptist family, Nikole Mitchell was expected to be quiet, reserved and sweet. But her dreams weren’t quite so conservative. “From a young age, I had fantasized about being a stripper,” Mitchell, who now works as an erotic dancer on OnlyFans, told The Post. “But I was indoctrinated to believe my desires and my body were innately sinful and bad.” So instead of pursuing the pole, the mother of three went all-in on religion — and became a pastor. Even that, however, was rebellious in her family’s eyes. “I was taught that women aren’t allowed to lead and that women belong in the kitchen and with the children,” said Mitchell, 36. “So even though it went against everything I was told, I decided to become [a pastor] because of my love for performing.” Quote But Mitchell’s true identity began to unfurl when she attended a LGBT-oriented theater performance later in 2016. “I was like, ‘Oh my gosh, I don’t think I’m straight’ and it rocked my world,” said Mitchell, who now identifies as bisexual and pansexual. “I knew if I revealed my queerness I would lose it all because the church is not welcoming to queer people.” She suddenly felt as if she was living “a very duplicitous life” and struggled to keep her sexuality a secret. So after giving her first widely-attended weekend sermon on July 4th weekend in 2017, Mitchell left the church for good. “I just never showed up again,” she said. She reportedly makes $100k a month. https://nypost.com/2020/09/23/this-bisexual-pastor-turned-stripper-has-never-been-happier/
January 18, 20214 yr Man Lived in O'Hare for Months Without. Wing Detected:A California man who police said claimed to be too afraid to fly due to COVID-19 hid out for three months in a secured area of O’Hare International Airport until his weekend arrest, prosecutors said Sunday.https://www.chicagotribune.com/news/breaking/ct-ohare-trespasser-arrest-20210117-aad2craysvehzmk5rm6l23p3l4-story.html
January 19, 20214 yr Woman Projectile Poops All Over Walmart Because She Got Caught Shoplifting https://rare.us/rare-humor/projectile-poop-walmart/?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=agora&utm_term=rhouston&utm_campaign=rhouston&fbclid=IwAR3ewQbapMq-wg3-Um9CgpxiQ_nKlnO3SN3hro_CQ8mJr98Kg-gnyJCOuCA
January 19, 20214 yr On 12/16/2020 at 2:07 PM, Walden Ponderer said: Man who died of constipation 1,000 years ago ate grasshoppers for months Captain Call was right
January 20, 20214 yr https://www.livescience.com/amp/first-dinosaur-butthole-found.html 1st preserved dinosaur butthole is 'perfect' and 'unique,' paleontologist says By Laura Geggel First Published 15 hours ago This was a multipurpose hole. This drawing shows how the dinosaur Psittacosaurus may have used its cloacal vent (aka butthole) for signaling during courtship. (Image credit: Bob Nicholls/Paleocreations.com 2020)
January 21, 20214 yr Defeated?An Ohio graduate student was killed in a freak accident when her head got crushed between her car door and a toll booth in a parking garage, according to a report.https://nypost.com/2021/01/20/ohio-state-student-killed-in-freak-parking-garage-accident/
January 21, 20214 yr 14 hours ago, Parliament said: Defeated?An Ohio graduate student was killed in a freak accident when her head got crushed between her car door and a toll booth in a parking garage, according to a report.https://nypost.com/2021/01/20/ohio-state-student-killed-in-freak-parking-garage-accident/ Head of her class!
January 21, 20214 yr 18 hours ago, Parliament said: Defeated?An Ohio graduate student was killed in a freak accident when her head got crushed between her car door and a toll booth in a parking garage, according to a report.https://nypost.com/2021/01/20/ohio-state-student-killed-in-freak-parking-garage-accident/ Mind Blown
January 22, 20214 yr https://www.fox4news.com/news/former-adt-employee-pleads-guilty-after-spying-on-hundreds-of-customers Former ADT employee pleads guilty after spying on hundreds of customers (Dallas area)
January 26, 20214 yr Ex-TSA Agent Sentenced to Jail for Tricking Woman into Showing Breasts Quote The woman said Lomeli directed her “to show me your full breasts” in an elevator and also requested a second look down her pants. She claimed the former TSA agent complimented her breasts before allowing her to leave.
January 29, 20214 yr https://www.vice.com/en/article/4ad5xp/we-spoke-to-a-guy-who-got-his-dick-locked-in-a-cage-by-a-hacker?utm_source Quote Sam Summers was sitting at home with his penis wrapped in an internet-connected chastity cage when he got a weird message on the app that connects to the device. Someone told him they had taken control and they wanted around $1,000 in Bitcoin to give control back to Summers. "Initially, I thought it was my partner doing that," Summers told Motherboard in a phone call. "It sounds silly, but I got a bit excited by it." But when Summers called his partner, she told him it wasn't her, even after he told her their safe word. That's when he realized he had gotten hacked. His penis was locked in the cage, and he had no way out. "Oh, shit, it's real," Summers said. "I started looking at the thing. There's no manual override at all. It's a chastity belt, I guess it kind of shouldn't [have an override.] But when it's a digital thing like that, it should have a key or something. But it obviously didn't." "I don't have a scar or anything but I was bleeding and it fucking hurt." "I started freaking out a bit," he added. "I was just panicking at this point." Summers is one of several people who purchased a chastity cage device called Cellmate and produced by Qiui, a China-based manufacturer. Some of the device's owners got their accounts—and thus their devices as well—hacked at the end of last year, after security researchers warned that the manufacturer left an exposed and vulnerable API, which could allow hackers to take control of the devices. Scared and a bit desperate, Summers realized he had some Bitcoin stashed in an old account. So he sent the hacker what they wanted, hoping that would be it. But when the hacker got the money, they asked for more, according to Summers. "That's when I felt fucking stupid and angry," Summers said. At that point, Summers and his partner started brainstorming ways to get his penis out of the cage. At home, they only had a hammer, so they went out and bought a pair of bolt cutters. His partner tried first, but she couldn't break through. So Summers had to do it himself. The way he was holding his penis put it "in a dangerous spot," he said, so it was "very scary." Nonetheless, he was able to break the cage, but the cutters still cut through him, he said. "I don't have a scar or anything but I was bleeding and it fucking hurt," Summers said. Because of the cut, Summers and his partner were not able to have sex for over a month, according to him. This incident also made Summers reconsider using internet-connected devices, especially those that go around his most private parts. "If you're into it, that's fine, because you're into what you're into," he told me. "But use a lock, a physical lock in case. These digital things, you cannot trust them." After he got out of the Cellmate, he threw it away and deleted the app. The whole experience did not leave him a physical scar, but definitely traumatized him. While this was obviously not the same as a physical assault or harassment, it was a bit like that. "A stranger coming into that world that's supposed to be just you and you and your partner, or you and someone else," Summers said. "And they are there without your consent. They're doing that to you, and there's nothing you can do about it." Why? Why, why the fuck would you put your dick in something like that? And then not have any type of back up in case of emergency.
January 29, 20214 yr Why? Why, why the fuck would you put your dick in something like that? And then not have any type of back up in case of emergency. I asked myself that after my weekend with your sister. Dumb. I was dumb.
January 29, 20214 yr 3 minutes ago, Parliament said: I asked myself that after my weekend with your sister. Dumb. I was dumb. LOL. Being a fan of TOSU, I'm not surprised at the poor choices you continually make.
February 1, 20214 yr https://www.sciencemag.org/news/2021/01/how-do-wombats-poop-cubes-scientists-get-bottom-mystery?fbclid=IwAR1mwkdIjQPvqaOBy8Kp-Ll0kbA4WqMLSE8gCx-PhBTTQtFN6Ulo70XNxFU
February 2, 20214 yr 1 hour ago, NeverMarryAStripper said: I think they were arrested because of the shitty effort on making the W a B And that's fair.
February 3, 20214 yr Not from a news story, but from my "word of the day" email. Definitely made me think of Surly. Annalist AN-ə-ləst Part of speech: noun Origin: Unknown, 17th century 1 A person who writes annals. Examples of Annalist in a sentence "Our community's history has been preserved through written records maintained by annalists." "Timothy decided to combine his love of baseball and history and become a sports annalist."
February 6, 20214 yr On 1/20/2021 at 8:54 PM, Parliament said: Defeated?An Ohio graduate student was killed in a freak accident when her head got crushed between her car door and a toll booth in a parking garage, according to a report.https://nypost.com/2021/01/20/ohio-state-student-killed-in-freak-parking-garage-accident/ Wow, what a shame, she was hot. Also: Strauss dropped her credit card while trying to pay for parking via a machine, then accidentally stepped on the gas while leaning outside of the car to get it, according to video footage cited by the paper. The car lurched forward, causing her to become wedged between the vehicle and the toll booth. All gas, neck breaks.
February 8, 20214 yr Michigan man killed after cannon used at baby shower explodes A 26-year-old Michigan man was killed in an explosion that occurred during a baby shower, according to Gaines Township authorities. A small cannon device that was fired in the backyard of a home by the homeowner blew up, spraying metal shrapnel that struck an unidentified Hartland man who was standing nearby. The man was taken in serious condition to Hurley Medical Center in Flint, where he later died. Three parked cars and the garage where the baby shower was being held were also struck by shrapnel.
February 8, 20214 yr 43 minutes ago, RPM said: explosion that occurred during a baby shower It's a start. Fuck all the internets for making this a thing.
February 8, 20214 yr I look at it like late stage Darwin. They've already reproduced, now they're getting punished for it.
February 8, 20214 yr On 2/5/2021 at 8:04 PM, clapclapclap said: student was killed in a freak accident when her head got crushed between her car door and a toll booth in a parking garage, according to a report. Huh? On 2/5/2021 at 8:04 PM, clapclapclap said: Strauss dropped her credit card while trying to pay for parking via a machine, then accidentally stepped on the gas while leaning outside of the car to get it, according to video footage cited by the paper. I'm... still confused.
February 9, 20214 yr Quote Quarantine has led to a few bottles of red getting uncorked at Morningside Assisted Living in Lancaster. “One day I walked down the hall and said ‘what are you men up to?’ and then they invited me into the bar and it’s gone from there,” says Renae Creasey, a registered nurse and the administrator at Morningside Assisted Living. Residents Ron Kjos, Dennis Stluka, Richard Hoffman and Alvin Rolland decided that since they can’t go out, the bar would have to come to them. “It all started when one lady walked out of her room and said, would you gentlemen like this bottle of wine?” says Creasey. A couple afternoons each week, The Corner Bar opens up for business. “We used to have a corner bar in Potosi down here. We said something about putting a sign up and I said we could call it the Corner Bar,” says resident and wine connoisseur, Ron Kjos. While they are the only four men in the facility, others are welcome to join, so long as they bring a bottle. “Oh there’s a couple of good lookin’ women who get in on it every once and a while,” says Kjos. “We have a lot of fun. They tell a lot of good jokes, they reminisce, and they tell a lot of good, fun stories,” says Creasey. Everyone has a role to play at The Corner Bar. Dennis Stluka isn’t a drinking man himself, but enjoys “bartending.” “I kind of roll around in the wheel chair and serve the drinks for them,” says Stluka. “We have one staff labeled as the bouncer in case things get too rowdy. I always remind the boys that the Grant County Sheriff’s Office is right down the road, so don’t make me call them!” says Creasey.
February 9, 20214 yr On 2/8/2021 at 10:37 AM, ztejas said: I'm... still confused. She pulls up to a toll booth which is a large metal and concrete box. She drops credit card out the window and onto the ground. She has car in drive and foot on the brake. She opens her door and leans out to get the card. Foot comes off brake and car goes forward. Her head gets placed between toll booth and her car into a space large enough for only half of her head. Large metal and concrete objects do not give, but her head does.
February 9, 20214 yr 17 minutes ago, ABSR said: She pulls up to a toll booth which is a large metal and concrete box. She drops credit card out the window and onto the ground. She has car in drive and foot on the brake. She opens her door and leans out to get the card. Foot comes off brake and car goes forward. Her head gets placed between toll booth and her car into a space large enough for only half of her head. Large metal and concrete objects do not give, but her head does. Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration failed her.
February 9, 20214 yr 33 minutes ago, ABSR said: She pulls up to a toll booth which is a large metal and concrete box. She drops credit card out the window and onto the ground. She has car in drive and foot on the brake. She opens her door and leans out to get the card. Foot comes off brake and car goes forward. Her head gets placed between toll booth and her car into a space large enough for only half of her head. Large metal and concrete objects do not give, but her head does. Thanks, smartass. Do me a favor: go sit in your car in the driver's seat, open your door, and see if you can get your head around the side of the door - keeping your foot on the pedals. Unless she was fucking elastagirl I'm having a hard time picturing what exactly happened.
February 9, 20214 yr Just spit balling here, but maybe the reason the car moved forward and crushed her head is BECAUSE she couldn't get her head around the side of the door keeping her foot on the pedals.
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