July 17, 20214 yr Cannabis was first domesticated 12,000 years ago in China, researchers find:https://www.scmp.com/news/china/article/3141536/cannabis-was-first-domesticated-12000-years-ago-china-researchers-find
July 18, 20214 yr https://www.wral.com/manager-at-rocky-mount-s-ichiban-on-leave-after-recording-onlyfans-video-inside-restaurant/19776189/ Quote Health officials have responded after sexually explicit videos were recorded by a manager inside a Rocky Mount restaurant and uploaded to the internet. A Rocky Mount resident alerted WRAL News this week to a series of sexually explicit videos on the website OnlyFans, a subscriber-based site where people pay to view content, much of which is sexual in nature. The videos showed a woman using a banana to simulate sex, and the viewer said that he recognized the woman in the videos as an employee of Ichiban Japanese Steakhouse and Sushi Bar and that she appeared to be filming from inside the restaurant’s office. A Japanese restaurant menu is visible in one of the videos, along with security cameras showing the interior of the restaurant. The viewer told WRAL their biggest concern was the woman’s sexual use of a banana, which is served on the restaurant’s menu in its cinnamon banana dessert. Quote Restaurant owner Joon Lee said Friday that he had no knowledge of the videos. But after viewing them, he confirmed that they were filmed in his office and that the woman in the videos was Christen Colbert, a manager who has worked at Ichiban for 15 years. Lee said he has put Colbert on leave while he considers what to do next. Colbert couldn't be reached for comment. Lee later told WRAL that Colbert had called him and admitted to filming the videos, adding that, afterwards, she ate the banana herself. A state Department of Health and Human Services spokesperson said that all of the bananas in the restaurant have been thrown out and that the Nash County Health Department would be working with Lee to make sure “other action deemed appropriate” was taken. https://www.instagram.com/chrissyamber1122/?hl=en
July 18, 20214 yr 3 hours ago, Anastasis said: "...adding that, afterwards, she ate the banana herself." So that banana has visited two of the major orifices, and will soon exit the third. Not bad for a fruit.
July 22, 20214 yr https://www.sciencealert.com/scientists-just-caught-chimps-and-gorillas-going-to-war-in-the-wild-for-the-first-time
July 22, 20214 yr 10 minutes ago, Doc Reeves said: https://www.sciencealert.com/scientists-just-caught-chimps-and-gorillas-going-to-war-in-the-wild-for-the-first-time Hell yeah. I look forward to the 4th reboot of Planet of the Apes.
July 22, 20214 yr 13 minutes ago, Doc Reeves said: https://www.sciencealert.com/scientists-just-caught-chimps-and-gorillas-going-to-war-in-the-wild-for-the-first-time At least half a dozen surlsters would've fucked those chimps up.
July 23, 20214 yr On 7/22/2021 at 8:55 AM, DigglerontheHoof said: At least half a dozen surlsters would've fucked those chimps. Accuracy.
July 24, 20214 yr 20 hours ago, Brothahorn said: And linked in that story is yet another one that’s spot-on with the Surly crowd. Wonder what his Surly handle was? Hospital worker dies from heart attack while watching porn A hospital worker was found dead in The Bronx — with his laptop open and porn playing on it — after suffering a fatal heart attack while apparently masturbating, police sources said. A colleague found the 48-year-old man on Tuesday morning at North Central Bronx Hospital. He was naked and appeared to be pleasuring himself at the time of his death, the sources said. Bronx Homicide was investigating, but said no foul play was suspected. https://nypost.com/2016/06/08/hospital-worker-dies-from-heart-attack-while-watching-porn/ Edited July 24, 20214 yr by nnm
July 25, 20214 yr On 7/23/2021 at 2:45 PM, Brothahorn said: I'd like to remind everybody that I'm not Japanese. so this is definitely not about me.
July 25, 20214 yr On 7/18/2021 at 12:56 PM, Beau Vine said: https://www.wral.com/manager-at-rocky-mount-s-ichiban-on-leave-after-recording-onlyfans-video-inside-restaurant/19776189/ https://www.instagram.com/chrissyamber1122/?hl=en Uh yes, we're ready to order. we would like some bananas, perhaps some cucumbers, and if you have any sausage laying around back there, throw some of that in as well. No, no sushi for us this afternoon.
July 26, 20214 yr On 7/24/2021 at 11:29 AM, nnm said: And linked in that story is yet another one that’s spot-on with the Surly crowd. Wonder what his Surly handle was? Hospital worker dies from heart attack while watching porn A hospital worker was found dead in The Bronx — with his laptop open and porn playing on it — after suffering a fatal heart attack while apparently masturbating, police sources said. A colleague found the 48-year-old man on Tuesday morning at North Central Bronx Hospital. He was naked and appeared to be pleasuring himself at the time of his death, the sources said. Bronx Homicide was investigating, but said no foul play was suspected. https://nypost.com/2016/06/08/hospital-worker-dies-from-heart-attack-while-watching-porn/
July 26, 20214 yr 6 minutes ago, nnm said: That gif is horrifying. Yeah. Imagine dying with your browser history still active.
July 27, 20214 yr "Centuries of U.S. imperialism made surfing an Olympic sport" The Onion? Sadly, no.
July 28, 20214 yr So the Park Service started installing armored garbage cans that were tricky to open -- you had to swing a latch, align two bits of handle, that sort of thing. But it turns out it's actually quite tricky to get the design of these cans just right. Make it too complex and people can't get them open to put away their garbage in the first place. Said one park ranger, "There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." https://www.kcet.org/redefine/new-study-will-track-bears-in-yosemite-high-country i wonder what X years of studying stupid humans and smart bears taught them.
July 28, 20214 yr 5 hours ago, Parliament said: This is a multi-national problem. https://norwaytoday.info/news/serial-pooper-finally-stopped-defecating-in-norwegian-golf-clubs-holes/ Serial pooper finally stopped defecating in Norwegian golf club’s holes POSTED BY: LARA RASIN 17. DECEMBER 2020 Maybe you’ve heard about the golf club in Norway that had a long-standing problem with fecal graffiti. Now, the Stavanger Golf Club is finally taking a load off. For over a decade after 2005, a mystery pooper regularly left number 2s where others made holes in 1. What we know about the crap controversy News site Rogaland Avis interviewed then-Stavanger Golf Club groundskeepers Kenneth Tennfjord and Frode Jormeland, and managing director Steinar Floisvik. The employees offered insights into the issue, which UPI also covered in detail. Here’s what we know from the accounts: The pooper’s motive was unknown. “Our idea is that it could be someone who, for unknown reasons, hates the game of golf. Alternatively, the person may have a fetish or suffer from mental problems.” The pooper was likely a man, “”because the poos are too massive to be from a woman.” The pooper didn’t defecate everywhere. Rather, he had “a couple of favorite holes.” The pooper didn’t visit on the weekends. “He poos only on weekdays.” The pooper cycled, then got the runs. “In the early morning dew we observed bicycle tracks on the course. Footsteps showed that he had done his business, and the bicycle tracks disappeared back the way they came.” The pooper evaded the club’s initial attempts to stop them. They included installing flood lights. “He climbed up a tree next to the lights and wriggled far out on a branch and dismantled the spotlights. How he managed the feat without electrocuting himself or falling is a riddle.” The [fecal] matter has now been resolved Apart from the poopetrator’s identity, another question remains unanswered, though. How did this debacle last for over a decade? We spoke to Stavanger Golf Club in December of 2020 to find out. But all a spokesperson told us was, that “the matter was resolved by itself when the walking paths surrounding the course got night lights.” No matter what, we assume the golf club had a hard time holding it in. Their happiness when the problem ended, of course.
July 30, 20214 yr (News stories that remind you of Kevin on Surly) https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/emaoconnor/texas-man-ignores-alligator-warning#.kdgn5m0Ex A Texas Man Was Attacked And Killed After Ignoring An Alligator Warning "It was pretty much immediate," a local police captain told BuzzFeed News of the grisly attack. By Ema O'Connor and David Mack Last updated on July 9, 2015, at 7:51 a.m. ET Posted on July 4, 2015, at 11:42 a.m. ET A Texas man who was warned not to swim in a river due to an alligator sighting, but jumped in anyway, was attacked and killed early Friday near the Louisiana border, police told BuzzFeed NewsTommie Woodward, 28, was at an outdoor bar at a marina in Orange, Texas, around 2:30 a.m. local time when he defied a sign warning of alligators and entered the bayou waters. Employees at the marina had erected the sign in recent days after spotting a "pretty damn big" 11-foot alligator in the area, Orange County Police Captain Robert Enmon told BuzzFeed News. A woman with Woodward warned him not to enter the water because of the risk, prompting him to reply "Fuck that alligator," Enmon said [emphasis added] Just before he jumped in, the woman spotted the gator, Enmon said. Woodward was attacked almost immediately. "It was pretty much immediate," Enmon told BuzzFeed News. "He had puncture marks on his upper right shoulder, and his left arm and elbow received severe damage. The alligator pulled him down and he came back up yelling." The woman he was with heard him screaming for help, local authorities told KFDM-TV, and jumped into the water in an apparent attempt to save him. When she was unsuccessful, she screamed for help. Marine employee Michelle Wright told CNN she rushed to the water with a flashlight and saw his body floating face down. Police later fished his body out of the water from a boat, Enmon said. "Alligators are extremely common around here," Enmon told BuzzFeed News, "but in my 25 years on the job this is the first fatality I'm aware of." Enmon said police are awaiting toxicology tests, but that alcohol may have been a factor in the man's decision to enter the water. Kent Robnett, of Orange Texas, confessed Wednesday to trapping and killing the alligator. He allegedly set the trap on Saturday and once he caught the reptile, he shot it in the head. "I knew I was breaking the law," he told ABC13. But he said he did it because the 11.5-foot gator was dangerous and just "too big." "I have a one year old, a 3 year old, and a 14 year old who swim out here," he said. "He was just too big." Robnett's action is punishable by a fine of up to $500. Authorities have not yet decided if they will ticket Robnett. Friends described Woodword on a memorial Facebook page as an "avid beer connoisseur, [who] loved fishing, swimming, camping, grilling and being outdoors period! Hard Working and helped people even if he had to give them the shirt off his back.” https://www.facebook.com/tommie.woodward.9?ref=br_rs Edited July 30, 20214 yr by nnm
July 31, 20214 yr Quote Meth tacos? Texas man caught trying to smuggle crystal meth across the border using tacos, officials say https://www.click2houston.com/news/texas/2021/07/29/meth-tacos-texas-man-caught-trying-to-smuggle-crystal-meth-across-the-border-using-tacos-officials-say/
July 31, 20214 yr 22 hours ago, nnm said: (News stories that remind you of Kevin on Surly) https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/emaoconnor/texas-man-ignores-alligator-warning#.kdgn5m0Ex A Texas Man Was Attacked And Killed After Ignoring An Alligator Warning "It was pretty much immediate," a local police captain told BuzzFeed News of the grisly attack. By Ema O'Connor and David Mack Last updated on July 9, 2015, at 7:51 a.m. ET Posted on July 4, 2015, at 11:42 a.m. ET
July 31, 20214 yr 7 minutes ago, Beau Vine said: I know, I know. The Chimp thread reminded me of it. Thought it deserved re-posting.
August 3, 20214 yr Which one of you got so drunk you had to be duct taped to your seat? Don't you know this guy is going to end up suing the airline?
August 4, 20214 yr 16 minutes ago, Hornius Emeritus said: Which one of you got so drunk you had to be duct taped to your seat? Don't you know this guy is going to end up suing the airline? The crew should have given him a flying lesson. No tolerance for that.
August 4, 20214 yr 13 hours ago, Hornius Emeritus said: Which one of you got so drunk you had to be duct taped to your seat? Don't you know this guy is going to end up suing the airline? I'd like to buy that air crew a couple of dozen rounds. They should all get raises, not suspensions.
August 4, 20214 yr 38 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said: I'd like to buy that air crew a couple of dozen rounds. They should all get raises, not suspensions. Just read that Max Berry is a golfer on the Florida State team and that he was yelling that his father is worth 2 million dollars.
August 4, 20214 yr 8 minutes ago, Hornius Emeritus said: Just read that Max Berry is a golfer on the Florida State team and that he was yelling that his father is worth 2 million dollars. https://www.10tv.com/article/news/local/ohio/ohio-man-taped-to-seat-on-flight-after-allegedly-groping-fighting-flight-attendants/530-a5f82ea5-fa0e-4491-ba90-d299a74bf870 From the story: The FBI was contacted and said they are not going to pursue federal charges against Berry. Why wouldn't the FBI drop federal charges on this turd knocker?
August 4, 20214 yr 9 minutes ago, Hornius Emeritus said: Just read that Max Berry is a golfer on the Florida State team and that he was yelling that his father is worth 2 million dollars. Ohio Wesleyan golfer. While the school already ditched his bio on their website out of embarassment, they could have been a bit more thorough on the trending stories section. https://battlingbishops.com/404-1.aspx?url=%2froster.aspx%3frp_id%3d5686%26
August 4, 20214 yr 43 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said: Why wouldn't the FBI drop federal charges on this turd knocker? His parents are millionaires!!!!
August 4, 20214 yr 1 hour ago, Cheeseweasel said: His parents are millionaires!!!! 2 million in the bank is surly poor, dontchaknow?
August 6, 20214 yr Just now, Scheiss Meister said: @THUJONE's medium pre-MS Paint? It does look a little like Stoops.
August 6, 20214 yr Search underway for dangerous snake after it escaped from enclosure in Grand Prairie https://www.click2houston.com/news/local/2021/08/05/search-underway-for-dangerous-snake-after-it-escaped-from-tank-enclosure-in-grand-prairie/Send in Swayze!
August 9, 20214 yr Explosive diarrhea?https://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/ultimate-slip-n-slide-cancelled-nbc-explosive-diarrhea-outbreak
August 9, 20214 yr 15 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said: Seems like that would just make everyone slide better When you're sliding into home...
August 9, 20214 yr On 7/28/2021 at 1:52 PM, nnm said: This is a multi-national problem. https://norwaytoday.info/news/serial-pooper-finally-stopped-defecating-in-norwegian-golf-clubs-holes/ Serial pooper finally stopped defecating in Norwegian golf club’s holes POSTED BY: LARA RASIN 17. DECEMBER 2020 Maybe you’ve heard about the golf club in Norway that had a long-standing problem with fecal graffiti. Now, the Stavanger Golf Club is finally taking a load off. For over a decade after 2005, a mystery pooper regularly left number 2s where others made holes in 1. What we know about the crap controversy News site Rogaland Avis interviewed then-Stavanger Golf Club groundskeepers Kenneth Tennfjord and Frode Jormeland, and managing director Steinar Floisvik. The employees offered insights into the issue, which UPI also covered in detail. Here’s what we know from the accounts: The pooper’s motive was unknown. “Our idea is that it could be someone who, for unknown reasons, hates the game of golf. Alternatively, the person may have a fetish or suffer from mental problems.” The pooper was likely a man, “”because the poos are too massive to be from a woman.” The pooper didn’t defecate everywhere. Rather, he had “a couple of favorite holes.” The pooper didn’t visit on the weekends. “He poos only on weekdays.” The pooper cycled, then got the runs. “In the early morning dew we observed bicycle tracks on the course. Footsteps showed that he had done his business, and the bicycle tracks disappeared back the way they came.” The pooper evaded the club’s initial attempts to stop them. They included installing flood lights. “He climbed up a tree next to the lights and wriggled far out on a branch and dismantled the spotlights. How he managed the feat without electrocuting himself or falling is a riddle.” The [fecal] matter has now been resolved Apart from the poopetrator’s identity, another question remains unanswered, though. How did this debacle last for over a decade? We spoke to Stavanger Golf Club in December of 2020 to find out. But all a spokesperson told us was, that “the matter was resolved by itself when the walking paths surrounding the course got night lights.” No matter what, we assume the golf club had a hard time holding it in. Their happiness when the problem ended, of course. "Fecal Graffiti" would be a great band name.
August 12, 20214 yr Hey Steeven, it's been awhile, watcha been up to? Not much. Battling social security and jerkin off. A lot of time jerkin off, mostly. https://www.linkedin.com/in/steeven-avolad-9a7b8193/ Edited August 12, 20214 yr by Blotto
August 12, 20214 yr Staff at a McDonald's franchise that accused bosses of giving them COVID-19 face masks made of dog diapers have settled their dispute with the owners, a report says https://www.yahoo.com/news/staff-mcdonalds-franchise-accused-bosses-160617954.html
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