August 12, 20214 yr Every time I see a story about SXSW I'm reminded of the time I had sex with south Austin's mom
August 13, 20214 yr https://www.wbtw.com/news/naked-man-hid-in-room-while-woman-used-tanning-bed-at-gym-police-say/?utm_campaign=socialflow&utm_source=t.co&utm_medium=referral Quote The Planet Fitness subsequently called police to watch the footage, WSPA reported. According to the incident report, Grant — still naked — left the tanning bed room shortly after the woman and masturbated in the common area.
August 14, 20214 yr A Wisconsin woman accidentally shot a friend while using the laser sight on a handgun to play with a cat, authorities said. A criminal complaint charging the 19-year-old woman with negligent use of a weapon said she was visiting a Kenosha apartment on Tuesday afternoon where a 21-year-old man had brought a handgun. The woman, who a witness said had been drinking, picked up the handgun, “turned on the laser sight and was pointing it at the floor to get the cat to chase it,” when the gun went off, the complaint filed Thursday said. The man, who was standing in a doorway, was shot in the thigh, authorities said. He left and went into another apartment, where police found him after responding to a 911 call, the Kenosha News reported. https://www.wane.com/news/crime/wisconsin-woman-shoots-friend-while-using-guns-laser-sight-to-play-with-cat/
August 17, 20214 yr Alligator bites handler at Utah sanctuary A handler at a Utah petting zoo nearly lost her hand over the weekend after getting bit by an alligator while in an enclosure. The harrowing few minutes were caught on camera by Theresa Wiseman, a spectator, as the incident at Scales and Tails in West Valley City unfolded on Saturday. In the video, the handler, Linsay Bull, can be seen engaging with an alligator, Darth Gator, who perches himself up on a platform. Bull gestures for the gator to go back into the water, but he clamps on to her hand and tugs at her. Bull is pulled into the water and scuffles with the Darth to avoid having her hand torn off. That’s when another bystander, Donnie Wiseman, shouts to other staff members for help and leaps into the water to wrestle the gator. At one point the gator struggles, loosening his grip on Bull’s hand, allowing another bystander, Todd Christopher, to pull her out of the pool. Wiseman continues to press his weight down on the gator before managing to jump out of the enclosure. Here's a thought, don't bring alligators to places they don't naturally exist.
August 17, 20214 yr 11 hours ago, RPM said: Alligator bites handler at Utah sanctuary A handler at a Utah petting zoo nearly lost her hand over the weekend after getting bit by an alligator while in an enclosure. The harrowing few minutes were caught on camera by Theresa Wiseman, a spectator, as the incident at Scales and Tails in West Valley City unfolded on Saturday. In the video, the handler, Linsay Bull, can be seen engaging with an alligator, Darth Gator, who perches himself up on a platform. Bull gestures for the gator to go back into the water, but he clamps on to her hand and tugs at her. Bull is pulled into the water and scuffles with the Darth to avoid having her hand torn off. That’s when another bystander, Donnie Wiseman, shouts to other staff members for help and leaps into the water to wrestle the gator. At one point the gator struggles, loosening his grip on Bull’s hand, allowing another bystander, Todd Christopher, to pull her out of the pool. Wiseman continues to press his weight down on the gator before managing to jump out of the enclosure. Here's a thought, don't bring alligators to places they don't naturally exist. Did Happy Gilmore teach them nothing?!?!
August 20, 20214 yr https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2021-08-19/onlyfans-to-block-sexually-explicit-videos-starting-in-october OnlyFans to Bar Sexually Explicit Videos Starting in October Am I missing something? Is there literally any other purpose for that platform? It's like "Home Depot to stop selling home improvement supplies" or "HEB to stop selling groceries." edit: sorry, didn’t see the thread in IPIHB. Someone else even beat me to the Home Depot observation. I’ll go do push-ups until I throw up as penance. Should take about 20. Edited August 20, 20214 yr by nnm
August 20, 20214 yr The FAA wants to fine a passenger $45,000 for throwing luggage and putting his head up a flight attendant's skirt https://news.yahoo.com/faa-wants-fine-passenger-45-164542902.html
August 20, 20214 yr How much is for throwing the luggage, and how much for putting his head up her skirt? I want to know if I can swing the skirt thing next time I fly. Edited August 20, 20214 yr by Scheiss Meister I always miss some mundane detail.
August 24, 20214 yr Quote A 48-year-old man accused of buying hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of online porn using a Virginia couple’s investment money has been sentenced to prison. Manish Singh, of Maryland, was ordered to spend three years and four months in prison after he pleaded guilty to wire fraud and identity theft charges earlier this year, prosecutors in the Eastern District of Virginia said Friday in a news release. A judge also ordered Singh to pay $1.26 million in restitution and give up his Lexus SUV. Singh received the $1.26 million from a couple looking to to use his contacts in the fashion industry to start a high-end fabric company, prosecutors said. Instead, Singh is accused of using more than $900,000 of the startup funds to tip performers on a livestreaming cam girl website. $900K. I don't get it. are some of these fools running out of free porn? That amount is so preposterous, its almost heroic Edited August 24, 20214 yr by Blotto
August 31, 20214 yr 3 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said: $900k would buy a substantial amount of real poon
September 2, 20214 yr Man spotted smoking while floating in NYC floodwaters in viral video https://nypost.com/2021/09/02/man-spotted-floating-in-nyc-floodwaters-while-smoking-bong/
September 5, 20214 yr http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/stupid/erratic-newlywed-375892 [redacting the CR comments from the alleged offender] Man, 25, In Epic Post-Nuptial Meltdown SEPTEMBER 3--After fleeing from the scene of an auto crash he caused, a 25-year-old motorist--who was married earlier in the day and appeared under the influence--declared “……” before scuffling with Florida jailers who sought to restrain him, according to court records. Police charge that Nicholas Ruthenberg was driving the wrong way on a Vero Beach street late Monday afternoon when he struck a vehicle traveling in the opposite direction. Ruthenberg ran from the scene of the crash, which resulted in the hospitalization of the other driver for “neck, back, and leg pain,” cops reported. Ruthenberg, who was subsequently arrested near the crash site, was acting erratically and “appeared as if he were under the influence of an unknown substance.” Upon arrival at the county jail, Ruthenberg declared “…….” while failing a series of sobriety tests. Ruthenberg’s blood alcohol level was 0.0, prompting police to ask him for a urine sample to “determine the presence of chemical or controlledsubstances.” As a cop prepared the urine test, Ruthenberg “started to take his pants off and then spread his buttocks. During which time he placed two fingers in his anus.” Ruthenberg was then placed back in handcuffs. After later agreeing to undergo a drug evaluation, Ruthenberg “began acting erratic again and was out of control,” leading jail personnel to again restrain him with handcuffs. Ruthenberg’s behavior, an investigator concluded, was consistent with someone under the influence of some kind of stimulant. Ruthenberg was charged with DUI and leaving the scene of an accident causing serious bodily injury. He was released from the county jail Wednesday after posting $2000 bond. As seen in nuptial photos posted to Facebook, Ruthenberg was married August 30, the day he was arrested. His bride turned 20 that day, according to the couple’s marriage certificate. The duo was wed by a clerk at the Indian River County Courthouse in Vero Beach, to which Ruthenberg will return October 1 for his arraignment. The auto crash Ruthenberg caused occurred a few blocks from the courthouse. Ruthenberg, who lives about 15 miles from Vero Beach, is a registered Democrat, according to Florida voter records. The email address he provided when registering is ifarted69@gmail.com. (2 pages)
September 8, 20214 yr Texas man covers his entire body in peanut butter, goes to dog park:https://rare.us/rare-news/across-the-u-s-a/naked-man-texas-dog-park/
September 8, 20214 yr I just can't quite you, Florida. Naked woman rides golf cart through police crime scene investigation.http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/florida/golf-cart-joyride-972150
September 8, 20214 yr another version of naked Florida woman: https://www.foxnews.com/us/naked-woman-golf-cart-florida-standoff-armed-suspect
September 8, 20214 yr Just now, CycleTex87 said: another version of naked Florida woman: https://www.foxnews.com/us/naked-woman-golf-cart-florida-standoff-armed-suspect Your introduction does not at all match up with the graphics in the story.
September 8, 20214 yr 2 hours ago, CycleTex87 said: another version of naked Florida woman: https://www.foxnews.com/us/naked-woman-golf-cart-florida-standoff-armed-suspect
September 21, 20214 yr 6 hours ago, Both Tacos said: Woman goes off on School Board about Anal Sex “I’ve never had anal sex.”
September 21, 20214 yr Guaranteed someone on surly knows her and has probably put it in her cornhole.
September 22, 20214 yr Beware the backyard butt implants:https://www.thedailybeast.com/mom-and-daughter-libby-adame-alicia-galaz-killed-adult-star-karissa-rajpaul-with-butt-implants-lapd-says
September 28, 20214 yr NOTE: She is a graduate of the California Institute of Technology and former Bay Area biotech employee"A California woman professing to be a shaman who was arrested and charged with igniting the wildfire that has thousands of homes under threat claimed the fire was started inadvertently while she was attempting to boil bear urine, authorities said." "The self-proclaimed shaman said she had been hiking to Canada as the blaze approached Shasta County on Wednesday, documents noted. When she became thirsty and approached a puddle of what she claimed to be bear urine, she told forest officials she attempted to make a fire to purify it. The wood she hoped to use was "too wet for the fire to start," documents said. Souverneva then drank the animal urine and proceeded on her journey, according to the report. She allegedly became caught in some brush and had to call the local fire department for assistance. The firefighters requested she empty her pockets and fanny pack, to which she presented CO2 canisters, a lighter, and "a green, leafy substance she admitted to smoking that day," https://news.yahoo.com/self-proclaimed-shaman-accused-starting-192700225.html Edited September 28, 20214 yr by Hornius Emeritus
September 30, 20214 yr COPENHAGEN, Denmark (AP) — A Danish artist who was was given a pile of money by a museum with which to create a piece of artwork, submitted two empty canvases — titled “Take the Money and Run.” Jens Haaning was given the equivalent of nearly $84,000 in Danish kroner and euro bank notes by the Kunsten Museum of Modern Art in Aalborg. For its exhibition on labor conditions and money, entitled “Work It Out” that opened Sept. 24, the museum commissioned him to recreate two of his earlier pieces, which featured bank notes attached to a canvas representing the average annual wage in Denmark and Austria. As well as lending him the notes, the museum also paid him 25,000 kroner ($3,900) for the work. But when museum officials received the completed artworks, they were blank. “The artwork is that I have taken the money,” Haaning told a radio show on the P1 channel that is part of Danish broadcaster DR this week. He declined to say where the money was.
September 30, 20214 yr https://www.cnn.com/2021/09/30/us/miami-flight-man-walks-on-airplane-wing/index.html Passenger on plane arriving at Miami airport opens emergency exit, walks onto wing
September 30, 20214 yr Cop who arrested man for 'I Eat Ass' bumper sticker is entitled to qualified immunity, federal judge rules https://www.abajournal.com/news/article/cop-who-arrested-man-for-i-eat-as-bumper-sticker-is-entitled-to-qualified-immunity-federal-judge-rules
October 7, 20214 yr Man Playing Lottery Shocks Reporter With How He'd Spend His Winnings (yahoo.com) He may have a surly handle.
October 8, 20214 yr https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10064853/Woman-sues-GEICO-1M-claiming-got-HPV-having-sex-car-insured.htmlWoman sues GEICO for $1M claiming she got HPV from having sex in a Hyundai Genesis they insured - but insurance firm will only go forward with case IF couple identify themselves
October 16, 20214 yr Nooooooope, nope, nope, nope More than 90 snakes found under Northern California home
October 25, 20214 yr 4 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said: The only place the nakedness is mentioned is the headline.
October 25, 20214 yr 7 hours ago, nnm said: The only place the nakedness is mentioned is the headline. Seems like they are trying to cover up the nakedness.
October 29, 20214 yr Small dong parade in NYC:'Small Dong March' aims to end 'shaming' of tiny penises (nypost.com)
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