October 29, 20214 yr 1 hour ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said: Small dong parade in NYC:'Small Dong March' aims to end 'shaming' of tiny penises (nypost.com) Spoiler alert about the surly 1%ers: “Last year, an OnlyBuy survey found that the biggest earners tend to have the smallest penises.”
October 29, 20214 yr 11 hours ago, nnm said: Spoiler alert about the surly 1%ers: “Last year, an OnlyBuy survey found that the biggest earners tend to have the smallest penises.” That's some Monkey Paw shit right there.
October 29, 20214 yr https://www.oregonlive.com/crime/2021/10/erratic-driver-shoots-at-a-motorist-eludes-police-crashes-stolen-truck-into-house-steals-ricky-bobby-racing-suit-authorities-say.html
October 29, 20214 yr Elon Musk thinking of starting the Texas Institute of Science and Technology (TITS):
October 29, 20214 yr I always thought it was a shame that UNT doesn't have a radio station that follows the standard university radio station naming convention, like KTCU or KUNM.
October 29, 20214 yr "“The name amorphophallus actually means ‘shapeless penis,’” van Vugt said. “But with a little imagination you can indeed see a penis in the plant."https://www.vice.com/en/article/jgme9y/rare-penis-plant-blooms-for-the-first-time-in-25-yearsOdds van Vugt saw his penis in the plant?
October 30, 20214 yr On 10/29/2021 at 2:30 PM, nnm said: I always thought it was a shame that UNT doesn't have a radio station that follows the standard university radio station naming convention, like KTCU or KUNM. KNTU is as close as they could get. The license was issued when they were North Texas State University. Edited October 31, 20214 yr by RPM
October 30, 20214 yr On 10/26/2021 at 6:56 PM, Parliament said: He never hit the brakes and he was shifting gears
November 3, 20214 yr https://www.insider.com/woman-pooped-pants-during-marathon-ran-with-it-in-shorts-2021-11?amp A woman who pooped her pants halfway through a marathon and ran with it in her shorts until she crossed the finish line achieved a personal record
November 3, 20214 yr 2 hours ago, ztejas said: https://www.insider.com/woman-pooped-pants-during-marathon-ran-with-it-in-shorts-2021-11?amp A woman who pooped her pants halfway through a marathon and ran with it in her shorts until she crossed the finish line achieved a personal record File this under "Man Walks On Moon" or "Dewey Defeats Truman." I've run a lot of marathons. My somewhat educated guess is that about half of marathon finishers have at least some fecal matter in their shorts.
November 3, 20214 yr 9 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said: Weirdest humblebrag ever. Common sign in marathons: Common sight in marathons:
November 3, 20214 yr I know I speak for the rest of Surly when I say that I miss that old school heroin.https://www.vice.com/en/article/5dgzq8/fentanyl-has-overtaken-heroin-market?utm_source=vicenewstwitter
November 4, 20214 yr 9 hours ago, Sawbonz said: Can I pick which particular years? 1985, I'm looking at you.
November 4, 20214 yr This is really not funny but I read this and thought it must be a joke. Who would have named their kid this? And the guy is stabbed on Halloween? The Austin Police Department (APD) has identified the food delivery driver killed by a parking attendant in South Austin as 52-year-old Lucifer Devil Divinitas. Divinitas was stabbed by the parking attendant during a dispute over a parking spot near Phoebe's Diner over the past weekend. He later died from his injuries. According to police, 9-1-1 dispatch received multiple calls of a man being stabbed in the parking lot for Phoebe's Diner, which is located at the intersection of West Oltorf Street and South First Street, around 11:20 a.m. on Sunday, October 31. When first responders arrived, they found Divinitas with obvious trauma. Divinitas was transported to St. David’s South Austin Medical Center by ATCEMS. He later died there from his injuries, according to police. https://www.fox7austin.com/news/police-identify-food-delivery-driver-killed-by-parking-attendant Edited November 4, 20214 yr by Horn Under a Bad Sign
November 6, 20214 yr Internet Horrified As Evicted Tenant Fills House With 'Thousands' of Bud Light Bottles (msn.com) Dilly Dilly!
November 6, 20214 yr 12 hours ago, Bevo&Pevo said: Internet Horrified As Evicted Tenant Fills House With 'Thousands' of Bud Light Bottles (msn.com) Dilly Dilly! With everything else going on in the world, and this is what finally horrifies the Internet?
November 8, 20214 yr Ferocious 'penis worms' were the hermit crabs of the ancient seas https://www.livescience.com/amp/penis-worms-hermit-shell-behavior
November 9, 20214 yr Ferocious penis worms has to be one of the most terrifying phrases that I've ever read.
November 9, 20214 yr On 11/3/2021 at 2:36 PM, nnm said: File this under "Man Walks On Moon" or "Dewey Defeats Truman." I've run a lot of marathons. My somewhat educated guess is that about half of marathon finishers have at least some fecal matter in their shorts. Quote When she neared the finish line, she yelled to her friends, "I pooped my pants!" I nominate we ditch the "all gas, no brakes" team slogan in favor of this one.
November 11, 20214 yr Except for the fact that his website indicates that he's aggy (http://www.philliphayesattorney.com/dallas-attorney-profile.html), I would have wondered what his Surly handle is. Dallas lawyer, defending a client facing death row, gets caught soliciting some strange DURING THE TRIAL. Perhaps he could have picked up some tips from the SB thread. Not inconsequentially, his client was found guilty and the jury imposed the death penalty. Attorney of former Tyler nurse who killed four patients arrested on prostitution charge By Zak Wellerman zwellerman@tylerpaper.com Nov 9, 2021 Updated Nov 9, 2021 A lawyer who defended a former Tyler nurse sentenced to death for killing four patients is accused of seeking out sex for payment while the trial was ongoing last month, police documents show. Phillip Wayne Hayes, 48, of Dallas, was charged with solicitation of prostitution Friday and released the same day on a $2,000 bond, according to Smith County Jail records. A photo of Hayes’ face was posted alongside the charge. According to an arrest affidavit, Smith County undercover officers posted ads on a website commonly used for human trafficking and prostitution. The document states Hayes began exchanging texts with the undercover officer on Oct. 5 for roughly two hours that afternoon. Investigators identified Hayes using his phone number and law enforcement database searches. Oct. 5 was the sixth day of the William George Davis trial, in which Hayes and fellow attorney Douglas Parks worked on the defense. The trial began Sept. 28 and ended Oct. 27 when Davis was ultimately sentenced to death for injecting air into patients’ arterial systems while he was a nurse at Christus Trinity Mother Frances Louis and Peaches Owen Heart Hospital in Tyler, causing them to have brain damage and later die. Another search showed Hayes owned a 2020 black Land Rover Defender. The affidavit reads Hayes asked for an hour of time for him to pay $110 for sex. After Hayes requested, the undercover officer gave him a location to meet around 6 p.m. An arrest team saw Hayes’ vehicle come to the location, and he was arrested and transported for an interview, the affidavit stated. Because of Hayes’ involvement as counsel in the ongoing trial, officers made the decision to get a warrant at a later date. Hayes’ law practice, Phillip Hayes Attorney at Law, is based out of Dallas. According to the Texas Bar Association, Hayes has been licensed to practice law since 1999. His law firm website states the office focuses entirely on criminal defense in Texas state and federal courts. edit: link to Tyler paper: https://tylerpaper.com/news/crime/attorney-of-former-tyler-nurse-who-killed-four-patients-arrested-on-prostitution-charge/article_b38a0af6-4100-11ec-89d6-0f943c49593a.html Edited November 11, 20214 yr by nnm
November 11, 20214 yr Except for the fact that his website indicates that he's aggy (http://www.philliphayesattorney.com/dallas-attorney-profile.html), I would have wondered what his Surly handle is. Dallas lawyer, defending a client facing death row, gets caught soliciting some strange DURING THE TRIAL. Perhaps he could have picked up some tips from the SB thread. Not inconsequentially, his client was found guilty and the jury imposed the death penalty. Attorney of former Tyler nurse who killed four patients arrested on prostitution charge By Zak Wellerman zwellerman@tylerpaper.com Nov 9, 2021 Updated Nov 9, 2021 A lawyer who defended a former Tyler nurse sentenced to death for killing four patients is accused of seeking out sex for payment while the trial was ongoing last month, police documents show. Phillip Wayne Hayes, 48, of Dallas, was charged with solicitation of prostitution Friday and released the same day on a $2,000 bond, according to Smith County Jail records. A photo of Hayes’ face was posted alongside the charge. According to an arrest affidavit, Smith County undercover officers posted ads on a website commonly used for human trafficking and prostitution. The document states Hayes began exchanging texts with the undercover officer on Oct. 5 for roughly two hours that afternoon. Investigators identified Hayes using his phone number and law enforcement database searches. Oct. 5 was the sixth day of the William George Davis trial, in which Hayes and fellow attorney Douglas Parks worked on the defense. The trial began Sept. 28 and ended Oct. 27 when Davis was ultimately sentenced to death for injecting air into patients’ arterial systems while he was a nurse at Christus Trinity Mother Frances Louis and Peaches Owen Heart Hospital in Tyler, causing them to have brain damage and later die. Another search showed Hayes owned a 2020 black Land Rover Defender. The affidavit reads Hayes asked for an hour of time for him to pay $110 for sex. After Hayes requested, the undercover officer gave him a location to meet around 6 p.m. An arrest team saw Hayes’ vehicle come to the location, and he was arrested and transported for an interview, the affidavit stated. Because of Hayes’ involvement as counsel in the ongoing trial, officers made the decision to get a warrant at a later date. Hayes’ law practice, Phillip Hayes Attorney at Law, is based out of Dallas. According to the Texas Bar Association, Hayes has been licensed to practice law since 1999. His law firm website states the office focuses entirely on criminal defense in Texas state and federal courts. edit: link to Tyler paper: https://tylerpaper.com/news/crime/attorney-of-former-tyler-nurse-who-killed-four-patients-arrested-on-prostitution-charge/article_b38a0af6-4100-11ec-89d6-0f943c49593a.htmlDon’t care, had sex.jpg
November 12, 20214 yr Seems pretty human and relatable. But maybe that’s just the guy who has been bartending his own cocktails at Longhorn tailgates for the last 20 plus years.
November 14, 20214 yr https://nypost.com/2021/09/23/gorillas-shock-onlookers-with-oral-sex-at-bronx-zoo-video/
November 14, 20214 yr https://www.tmz.com/2021/11/13/rock-band-frontwoman-pees-on-fan-face-show-apologizes/Rock Band Frontwoman Pees on Fan's Face During Show, Group ApologizesLast chance. Open at your own risk.
November 15, 20214 yr https://www.tmz.com/2021/11/13/rock-band-frontwoman-pees-on-fan-face-show-apologizes/Rock Band Frontwoman Pees on Fan's Face During Show, Group ApologizesLast chance. Open at your own risk. Hahaha I was coming here to post this. Remembered this thread and figured I should check it first. So here is the video, you know, for scientific purposes…https://www.redgifs.com/watch/internalharmlessgallowaycow
November 15, 20214 yr What else you going to do when you’re playing a gig and have to pee really bad?
November 16, 20214 yr https://boingboing.net/2021/11/15/a-naked-man-caught-masturbating-in-an-airport-claims-its-a-free-country-police-still-arrest-him.html
November 16, 20214 yr 45 minutes ago, Sawbonz said: https://boingboing.net/2021/11/15/a-naked-man-caught-masturbating-in-an-airport-claims-its-a-free-country-police-still-arrest-him.html
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