July 11, 20223 yr 10 hours ago, Sam Lin said: Florida man dominates nature, using a garbage can. that's not Florida Man, that's Florida MVP
July 11, 20223 yr https://local12.com/amp/news/nation-world/man-arrested-after-attempting-to-escape-police-on-lawnmower-florida Man arrested after attempting to escape police on lawnmower by KAI DAVIS | WEAR Staff Sunday, July 10th 2022 A Florida man was arrested Saturday after trying to outrun Okaloosa County deputies by putting his lawnmower into high gear. Dusty Mobley, 40, is charged with grand theft, grand theft of a vehicle, felony criminal mischief, two counts of resisting an officer, possession of a concealed weapon by a felon, carrying a concealed handcuff key, possession of drug paraphernalia, as well as other felony charges after a warrant was served for his arrest Saturday at 9:30 a.m. at a home on Pasco Broxson Circle. ___________________________ Although he’s a Florida man, he definitely could be surly. Edited July 11, 20223 yr by nnm
July 14, 20223 yr On 7/11/2022 at 9:20 AM, nnm said: She’s all grown up now. And cashing in on that meme. https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-56948514 A controlled burn to take out a house? Were the bulldozers all broken? I’ve never heard of that as a demolition technique, especially in a neighborhood.
July 14, 20223 yr On 6/29/2022 at 11:34 PM, Sam Lin said: Doesn't everyone keep a few pics of their junk on their phone for quick reference? Asking for a friend... I keep your mom's
July 19, 20223 yr I’m cool with the beating thieves with bats part, probably should have kept it off YT though.
July 19, 20223 yr 32 minutes ago, Parliament said: So...the Surly poster in that story is the thief. The guy watching the videos.
July 19, 20223 yr 24 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said: The guy watching masturbating to the videos. fixed it.
July 20, 20223 yr 14 hours ago, Hornius Emeritus said: X, 1, 2 For both superior looks and very likely superior conversation.
July 22, 20223 yr So now that you have your degree in Data Analysis, what are you doing? Oh...you know...just normal data analysis stuff.
July 24, 20223 yr ‘This woman is harassing me for breastfeeding my husband’: TikToker shames mom for ‘nasty’ mastitis remedy https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/woman-harassing-breastfeeding-husband-tiktoker-213104785.html
July 26, 20223 yr Braa, I need to flex on my Mykonos to Athens helicopter ride. Let me get out to take a selfie while the blades are still spinning. https://www.theguardian.com/world/2022/jul/26/british-tourist-killed-helicopter-rotor-blade-greece-jack-fenton Quote British tourist, 21, killed by helicopter blade in Greece Three arrested after Jack Fenton hit by rear rotor while reportedly trying to take a selfie at heliport in Athens Jack Fenton had been holidaying in Mykonos with his family. Photograph: Facebook A Greek prosecutor has ordered an inquiry into the death of a 21-year-old British man killed by a spinning rotor blade after disembarking in Athens from a helicopter chartered from Mykonos. Two ground engineers and the aircraft’s pilot, who had been detained after the incident on Monday, were freed pending the results of the investigation, which is expected to be fast-tracked. “Our inquiry has focused on possible negligence,” a police source said. “Basic questions have emerged from witness testimony as to why the blades were not at a standstill when passengers were allowed to disembark on Monday.” The victim, identified as Jack Fenton, was killed instantly. He was due to return to the UK on a private jet after holidaying with his parents on Mykonos. Greek media said the Oxford Brookes University student was struck by the helicopter’s rear rotor while attempting to take a selfie within seconds of the Bell 407 touching down at a helipad near Spata. Fenton’s parents, who were flying behind in a second helicopter, were reportedly unaware of the tragedy when their own pilot was alerted and they were diverted to Athens international airport. A fleet of waiting limousines had been due to take the group to the airport from the helipad. The Mykonos-Athens passage has become a popular route for Superior Air, the aviation company that operated the luxury helicopter.
July 29, 20223 yr I have to tell you, if throwing your arms in the air and saying "woooooo" is wrong, I don't want to be right. Edited July 29, 20223 yr by Scheiss Meister One "o" too many.
August 3, 20223 yr https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2022/08/03/tennessee-fire-leads-to-florida-dui-woman-drove-golf-cart-on-i-95-troopers-say/ drunk florida women busted driving golf cart down highway. one of you sick bastards would Spoiler
August 4, 20223 yr Needs to run them through the microwave or something. Kill the cooties. https://www.boston.com/news/crime/2022/07/18/robber-22000-in-1-bills-providence-strip-club-cadillac-lounge-charles-street/
August 4, 20223 yr 19 minutes ago, Parliament said: Needs to run them through the microwave or something. Kill the cooties. https://www.boston.com/news/crime/2022/07/18/robber-22000-in-1-bills-providence-strip-club-cadillac-lounge-charles-street/ A strip club owner named Dick Shappy? Seriously? This simulation is dumb.
August 4, 20223 yr 19 minutes ago, Parliament said: Needs to run them through the microwave or something. Kill the cooties. https://www.boston.com/news/crime/2022/07/18/robber-22000-in-1-bills-providence-strip-club-cadillac-lounge-charles-street/ A strip club owner named Dick Shappy? Seriously? This simulation is dumb.
August 5, 20223 yr https://www.cbsnews.com/amp/news/scientist-etienne-klein-posts-webb-telescope-image-star-actually-slice-chorizo-apology/ A prominent scientist posted an image of a distant star he said was taken by the Webb telescope. It was actually a slice of chorizo.
August 6, 20223 yr NowThis - Your time has come. Alternately… Wills is NowThis? https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-news/pegging-prince-william-rumor-sex-act-1392678/?fs=e&s=cl
August 7, 20223 yr The verga lady requests giant penis on her grave’s headstone… https://nypost.com/2022/07/29/grannys-dying-wish-giant-penis-on-her-tombstone/
August 9, 20223 yr https://yucatanmagazine.com/confused-jealous-wife-stabs-husband-after-seeing-her-younger-self-in-old-photos TLDR. Wife finds photos of husband and new woman on his cell phone. Cleary he's cheating. She gets stabby with him. The photos are of them when they were younger.
August 9, 20223 yr what a shitstain. https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2022/08/05/counterfeit-100-bill-lemonade-stand-washington/10245539002/ Dude uses fake $100 to scam 11 year old out of his lemonade stand and allowance money.
August 9, 20223 yr Last I saw, the kid had got like $9500 or some shit in a GoFundMe, he’s doing fine on the whole deal. Edited August 9, 20223 yr by shadow_operative2.0 Ha, that shit’s over $20K now.
August 12, 20223 yr OnlyFans model Courtney Clenney charged with murder in death of boyfriend from North Texas https://amp.star-telegram.com/news/local/crime/article264428366.html
August 12, 20223 yr https://www.valleynewslive.com/2022/08/12/records-man-asked-teen-girl-join-him-downtown-bathroom-came-out-naked-threatened-fargo-officer/
August 13, 20223 yr An Orange County Sheriff’s deputy was arrested Friday, Aug. 12 on suspicion of sexually assaulting two female inmates at an Orange County jail. Deputy Arcadio Rodriguez, 30, is accused of having inappropriate relationships with both inmates at the Theo Lacy Facility beginning in May. He sexually assaulted the women on multiple occasions separately by touching them over their clothes and showing them pornography, a news release said. Rodriguez was placed on administrative leave on Aug. 9, one day after the department became aware of communication intercepted by jail staff describing the misconduct, the release said. The type of communication was not described. He was booked into Santa Ana Jail Friday on felony sexual activity between a peace officer and inmate in a jail facility, and misdemeanor charges of assault under the color of authority and possession of a cell phone in a custody facility. Rodriguez has been with the sheriff’s department since September 2021. The department is firing him, the release said. Authorities declined to say where he was arrested. The case will be forwarded to the Orange County District Attorney’s Office for prosecution. The Office of Independent Review also will investigate.
August 13, 20223 yr “ touching them over their clothes and showing them pornography“ Sounds like about every late Sat night after bars my freshman year in college.
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