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10 hours ago, Sam Lin said:

Florida man dominates nature, using a garbage can.

 

that's not Florida Man, that's Florida MVP

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https://local12.com/amp/news/nation-world/man-arrested-after-attempting-to-escape-police-on-lawnmower-florida
 

Man arrested after attempting to escape police on lawnmower
by KAI DAVIS | WEAR Staff
Sunday, July 10th 2022
 

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A Florida man was arrested Saturday after trying to outrun Okaloosa County deputies by putting his lawnmower into high gear.

Dusty Mobley, 40, is charged with grand theft, grand theft of a vehicle, felony criminal mischief, two counts of resisting an officer, possession of a concealed weapon by a felon, carrying a concealed handcuff key, possession of drug paraphernalia, as well as other felony charges after a warrant was served for his arrest Saturday at 9:30 a.m. at a home on Pasco Broxson Circle.

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Although he’s a Florida man, he definitely could be surly.

 

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On 7/11/2022 at 9:20 AM, nnm said:

She’s all grown up now. 
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And cashing in on that meme. 
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-56948514

A controlled burn to take out a house? Were the bulldozers all broken? I’ve never heard of that as a demolition technique, especially in a neighborhood.

On 6/29/2022 at 11:34 PM, Sam Lin said:

Doesn't everyone keep a few pics of their junk on their phone for quick reference? Asking for a friend...

I keep your mom's

32 minutes ago, Parliament said:

So...the Surly poster in that story is the thief.

The guy watching the videos.

24 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

The guy watching  masturbating to the videos.

fixed it.

10 hours ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

 

Go fuck yourself.

14 hours ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

 

X, 1, 2

For both superior looks and very likely superior conversation.

So now that you have your degree in Data Analysis, what are you doing?

Oh...you know...just normal data analysis stuff.

Braa, I need to flex on my Mykonos to Athens helicopter ride. Let me get out to take a selfie while the blades are still spinning.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2022/jul/26/british-tourist-killed-helicopter-rotor-blade-greece-jack-fenton

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British tourist, 21, killed by helicopter blade in Greece

Three arrested after Jack Fenton hit by rear rotor while reportedly trying to take a selfie at heliport in Athens

 

Facebook photo of Jack FentonJack Fenton had been holidaying in Mykonos with his family. Photograph: Facebook

 
 
 

A Greek prosecutor has ordered an inquiry into the death of a 21-year-old British man killed by a spinning rotor blade after disembarking in Athens from a helicopter chartered from Mykonos.

Two ground engineers and the aircraft’s pilot, who had been detained after the incident on Monday, were freed pending the results of the investigation, which is expected to be fast-tracked.

 

“Our inquiry has focused on possible negligence,” a police source said. “Basic questions have emerged from witness testimony as to why the blades were not at a standstill when passengers were allowed to disembark on Monday.”

The victim, identified as Jack Fenton, was killed instantly. He was due to return to the UK on a private jet after holidaying with his parents on Mykonos.

Greek media said the Oxford Brookes University student was struck by the helicopter’s rear rotor while attempting to take a selfie within seconds of the Bell 407 touching down at a helipad near Spata.

Fenton’s parents, who were flying behind in a second helicopter, were reportedly unaware of the tragedy when their own pilot was alerted and they were diverted to Athens international airport.

A fleet of waiting limousines had been due to take the group to the airport from the helipad.

The Mykonos-Athens passage has become a popular route for Superior Air, the aviation company that operated the luxury helicopter.

 

 

I have to tell you, if throwing your arms in the air and saying "woooooo" is wrong, I don't want to be right.

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One "o" too many.

That star looks delicious.

Last I saw, the kid had got like $9500 or some shit in a GoFundMe, he’s doing fine on the whole deal. 

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Ha, that shit’s over $20K now.

An Orange County Sheriff’s deputy was arrested Friday, Aug. 12 on suspicion of sexually assaulting two female inmates at an Orange County jail.

Deputy Arcadio Rodriguez, 30, is accused of having inappropriate relationships with both inmates at the Theo Lacy Facility beginning in May.

He sexually assaulted the women on multiple occasions separately by touching them over their clothes and showing them pornography, a news release said.

Rodriguez was placed on administrative leave on Aug. 9, one day after the department became aware of communication intercepted by jail staff describing the misconduct, the release said. The type of communication was not described.

 

He was booked into Santa Ana Jail Friday on felony sexual activity between a peace officer and inmate in a jail facility, and misdemeanor charges of assault under the color of authority and possession of a cell phone in a custody facility.

Rodriguez has been with the sheriff’s department since September 2021. The department is firing him, the release said.

Authorities declined to say where he was arrested.

The case will be forwarded to the Orange County District Attorney’s Office for prosecution. The Office of Independent Review also will investigate.

“ touching them over their clothes and showing them pornography“

Sounds like about every late Sat night after bars my freshman year in college.  

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