August 14, 20223 yr On 7/19/2022 at 6:44 PM, Hornius Emeritus said: Article says they make up to $80K per month on onlyfans. No judgement here! Edited August 14, 20223 yr by SquishMitten
August 16, 20223 yr mom just wants to announce to the world that she's a SLUT HO. https://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/mum-fined-offensive-number-plate-24762261 A mum fined for displaying the words "SLUT HO" on her car has told how she picked the number plate because she wanted to make people smile. Toni Brand said she realised life is short following her "amazing" son Ricky's suicide, adding: "Through his death I have learned to live and I have learned to smile and giggle." The 47-year-old, of Tredegar in Blaenau Gwent, was ordered by a court to pay £344 after a police officer noticed her plate as she drove her white Volkswagen Scirocco on Nantgarw Hill. Toni believes "95% of the population" would not be offended by the joke and says the reaction from other drivers has been "amazing". Mom and dead son.
August 16, 20223 yr https://www.sfgate.com/bayarea/article/bay-area-funeral-brawl-erupts-17362671.php The Richmond Police Department said it responded to the Rolling Hills Memorial Park at 1:30 p.m. after several reports of a "chaotic altercation" between eight to 20 family members who were reportedly armed. Sgt. Aaron Pomeroy said it was an instance of family drama that started between a brother and a sister who were attending their mother's funeral and who do not get along — and "it goes back many years." The brother and sister sister were talking and got into an argument, when her boyfriend came over and encouraged her to walk away, Pomeroy said. "The brother started beating on the boyfriend, and that's when it escalated and it became a brawl and we started to get calls," he said. At some point during the physical fight, the brother got into the vehicle with the intention of driving over his sister, Pomeroy said. "He attempted to drive toward his sister in an aggressive way, but instead he struck another female and sent her to the hospital with non-life threatening injuries," he said. The victim is 33 years old. In the car, the brother also damaged the grass, knocked over and damaged headstones and vases, and broke a water main that ejected copious amounts of water and flooded the funeral plot, Lt. Matt Stonebraker, a spokesperson for the department, said. The driver also reportedly knocked over the casket, but Stonebraker said the body didn't fall out. When the brother got out of the car, a family member hit him in the head with a cane, injuring him, Pomeroy said. "They used the cane to try to get him under control," he said. "The suspect was hit a couple times. The cane came from someone who was at the funeral. I don't know that they ever identified where the cane came from." "We sometimes get family disputes at the cemetery or at the church," Stonebraker said. "This was no different, but it was an especially large family fight and they said possibly armed. This one went above and beyond. Usually you don’t get the injuries. In this case it looked like they had some really bad blood." No shots were fired and no guns were found.
August 16, 20223 yr we need a world war, seriously. https://news.yahoo.com/tiktok-users-vabbing-wearing-vaginal-212247845.html TikTok users are 'vabbing' — wearing their vaginal juices as perfume to activate their natural attraction. A scientist says that makes no sense. Some TikTok users are wearing their vaginal secretions as do-it-yourself perfume after hearing the trick can boost sexual attraction. The trend, called "vabbing," became fodder on TikTok after user Mandy Lee shared a now-deleted video endorsing the practice. It gained more than 1 million views, and comments from longtime vabbing fans who suggested it for date nights and job interviews.
August 16, 20223 yr https://www.theepochtimes.com/armless-man-charged-with-stabbing-tourist-police-say_2590346.html On Tuesday, July 10th, 46-year-old armless street painter Jonathan Dale Crenshaw was arrested after he grabbed a pair of scissors with his feet and launched himself towards 22-year-old Cesar Coronado and stabbed him with the instrument. The arrest report stated that the incident occurred on the 1600 block of Collins Avenue, Miami, Florida. Coronado was walking with his friend Cindy Barrientos, 22, both from Chicago were visiting Miami Beach. Crenshaw claimed he was lying down on the street when Coronado allegedly punched him in the head. Crenshaw stated in self-defense grabbed a pair of scissors with his feet and stabbed Coronado twice inflicting a stab wound on his left arm leaving him bleeding on the ground. Crenshaw placed the scissors back into his waistband and quickly fled the scene.
August 16, 20223 yr Fucking vabbers blatantly wasting their vagina fluids! If they only knew how precious vagina fluids are. https://www.wbur.org/news/2022/08/05/vagina-microbiome-transfer-bacterial-vaginosis-bv-treatment Nation’s first vaginal fluid transplants offer hope for millions Jade Genga has been grappling with vaginal discomfort and pain for years. At first it seemed like just a nuisance. After her gynecologist diagnosed her with bacterial vaginosis — or BV — she took a course of antibiotics and things seemed better. But three weeks later, it was back. Another round of antibiotics helped, but only for four weeks. It came back again. WBUR is a nonprofit news organization. Our coverage relies on your financial support. If you value articles like the one you're reading right now, give today. “I started to not like my own body because it was fighting me all the time,” said Genga, who is from Rhode Island. She is far from alone. At any given moment, almost one in three women in the U.S. has BV, and the numbers are even higher for certain groups. More than 50% of African American women have the condition. BV has been linked to serious long-term health issues and yet, for many people, medicine does not have a good treatment. But now there is new hope. The idea is simple: Take fluid from a happy vagina and put it in an unhappy one.
August 17, 20223 yr mom just wants to announce to the world that she's a SLUT HO. https://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/mum-fined-offensive-number-plate-24762261 A mum fined for displaying the words "SLUT HO" on her car has told how she picked the number plate because she wanted to make people smile. Toni Brand said she realised life is short following her "amazing" son Ricky's suicide, adding: "Through his death I have learned to live and I have learned to smile and giggle." The 47-year-old, of Tredegar in Blaenau Gwent, was ordered by a court to pay £344 after a police officer noticed her plate as she drove her white Volkswagen Scirocco on Nantgarw Hill. Toni believes "95% of the population" would not be offended by the joke and says the reaction from other drivers has been "amazing". Mom and dead son.That’s a dope scirocco though.
August 27, 20223 yr https://b1039.com/listicle/southwest-pilot-threatens-to-turn-this-plane-around-if-someone-doesnt-stop-airdropping-nudes-to-everyone-on-the-plane/
August 29, 20223 yr With so many of you surlyites obsessed with butt stuff, this certainly brought y’all to mind: https://www.santafenewmexican.com/news/local_news/gay-rodeo-returns-to-santa-fe-for-30th-year/article_2a19a8ec-22ed-11ed-aebf-77710c57fc43.html Gay rodeo returns to Santa Fe for 30th year
August 29, 20223 yr 1 hour ago, nnm said: With so many of you surlyites obsessed with butt stuff, this certainly brought y’all to mind: https://www.santafenewmexican.com/news/local_news/gay-rodeo-returns-to-santa-fe-for-30th-year/article_2a19a8ec-22ed-11ed-aebf-77710c57fc43.html Gay rodeo returns to Santa Fe for 30th year What makes it gay? Do they put the Western saddles on backwards when they "ride?"
August 29, 20223 yr 23 minutes ago, ABSR said: What makes it gay? Do they put the Western saddles on backwards when they "ride?" The saddle horn is in a different spot, obviously.
August 30, 20223 yr 15 hours ago, ABSR said: What makes it gay? Do they put the Western saddles on backwards when they "ride?" Bareback competition is extreme.
August 30, 20223 yr Figured this would work better in this thread than on the Food forum. After a two year hiatus the World Gravy Wrestling Championships were contested this past Monday. If that is not a sign things are getting back to normal I do not know what is. https://worldgravywrestling.com/
September 1, 20223 yr posted this to the wrong thread yesterday. Whoops. https://www.reddit.com/r/CrazyFuckingVideos/comments/x25j64/nudes_to_turn_the_dudes/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3
September 13, 20223 yr Australian man killed by kangaroo he kept as pet, police say An Australian man has died after being attacked by a kangaroo he had been keeping as a pet, police say. A relative found the 77-year-old man with serious injuries on Monday at his home in Redmond, about 400km (250 miles) south of Perth. When the ambulance crew arrived at the rural property, the kangaroo prevented them from treating the man. Police say they were forced to shoot the marsupial dead so paramedics could reach him. The man died at the scene. A police spokesperson told media they believed the man had been attacked by the kangaroo - a wild animal - earlier in the day. https://www.bbc.com/news/world-australia-62884861
September 14, 20223 yr 10 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said: Australian man killed by kangaroo he kept as pet, police say An Australian man has died after being attacked by a kangaroo he had been keeping as a pet, police say. A relative found the 77-year-old man with serious injuries on Monday at his home in Redmond, about 400km (250 miles) south of Perth. When the ambulance crew arrived at the rural property, the kangaroo prevented them from treating the man. Police say they were forced to shoot the marsupial dead so paramedics could reach him. The man died at the scene. A police spokesperson told media they believed the man had been attacked by the kangaroo - a wild animal - earlier in the day. https://www.bbc.com/news/world-australia-62884861 Kangaroos always look like quiet assassins plotting ways they're going to fuck you up.
September 14, 20223 yr 58 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said: Kangaroos always look like quiet assassins plotting ways they're going to fuck you up. It’s a good story but the pic makes it. Even though it’s a stock photo, I can’t look at it without cracking up.
September 15, 20223 yr I've spent time in Maddock. They are a hardy people and I though not dumb like this. Public health officials in North Dakota issued a rabies alert Tuesday after learning someone brought a captive raccoon inside a bar in the small town of Maddock. The North Dakota Department of Health & Human Services is advising anyone who may have been bitten or had contact with the raccoon's saliva to speak with a health care provider. The incident happened at the Maddock Bar last Tuesday, according to authorities. “Because rabies is such a serious disease with a nearly 100% fatality rate, we are making this information available to the public as a precautionary measure,” said Amanda Bakken, an epidemiologist with the state health department. Bartender Cindy Smith told the Bismarck Tribune a local resident carried the animal into the bar during happy hour and showed it off to another customer. The woman was immediately asked to leave. https://bringmethenews.com/minnesota-lifestyle/rabies-alert-after-woman-brings-raccoon-into-north-dakota-bar
September 15, 20223 yr 10 hours ago, Parliament said: I've spent time in Maddock. They are a hardy people and I though not dumb like this. Public health officials in North Dakota issued a rabies alert Tuesday after learning someone brought a captive raccoon inside a bar in the small town of Maddock. The North Dakota Department of Health & Human Services is advising anyone who may have been bitten or had contact with the raccoon's saliva to speak with a health care provider. The incident happened at the Maddock Bar last Tuesday, according to authorities. “Because rabies is such a serious disease with a nearly 100% fatality rate, we are making this information available to the public as a precautionary measure,” said Amanda Bakken, an epidemiologist with the state health department. Bartender Cindy Smith told the Bismarck Tribune a local resident carried the animal into the bar during happy hour and showed it off to another customer. The woman was immediately asked to leave. https://bringmethenews.com/minnesota-lifestyle/rabies-alert-after-woman-brings-raccoon-into-north-dakota-bar “Wanna see my raccoon?” ”yah, youbetcha!” …. ”What the hell, woman! That’s an actual raccoon!”
September 15, 20223 yr 11 minutes ago, nnm said: “Wanna see my raccoon?” ”yah, youbetcha!” …. ”What the hell, woman! That’s an actual raccoon!”
September 16, 20223 yr 14 hours ago, Parliament said: I've spent time in Maddock. They are a hardy people and I though not dumb like this. Public health officials in North Dakota issued a rabies alert Tuesday after learning someone brought a captive raccoon inside a bar in the small town of Maddock. The North Dakota Department of Health & Human Services is advising anyone who may have been bitten or had contact with the raccoon's saliva to speak with a health care provider. The incident happened at the Maddock Bar last Tuesday, according to authorities. “Because rabies is such a serious disease with a nearly 100% fatality rate, we are making this information available to the public as a precautionary measure,” said Amanda Bakken, an epidemiologist with the state health department. Bartender Cindy Smith told the Bismarck Tribune a local resident carried the animal into the bar during happy hour and showed it off to another customer. The woman was immediately asked to leave. https://bringmethenews.com/minnesota-lifestyle/rabies-alert-after-woman-brings-raccoon-into-north-dakota-bar Bar in rural ND got worse shit than rabies to worry about among its denizens
September 24, 20223 yr Why there is a toilet hanging under the wing of a US Navy F-18 Super Hornet: https://www.thedrive.com/the-war-zone/heres-why-a-toilet-is-hanging-on-a-navy-f-a-18-super-hornets-wing Edited September 24, 20223 yr by Armybrat
September 28, 20223 yr https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/man-caught-video-urinating-ex-183630028.html
September 28, 20223 yr 10 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said: https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/man-caught-video-urinating-ex-183630028.html This dude carries a grudge, and is a type A motivator. The decedent had a brief marriage with the urinator over 40 years ago, yet he still is so angry he pisses on her grave every morning. Plus he gets his wife out of bed, in the car, to accompany him every single day. Just a straight shooter with upper management written all over him. Edited September 28, 20223 yr by nnm
September 28, 20223 yr https://www.kens5.com/article/news/local/woman-arrested-after-stabbing-her-significant-other-in-argument-over-her-creating-only-fans-content-adult-san-antonio-texas/273-5eb61585-f17b-4095-a66d-eb8ac8b5ac09
September 28, 20223 yr 3 hours ago, LebongJames said: https://www.kens5.com/article/news/local/woman-arrested-after-stabbing-her-significant-other-in-argument-over-her-creating-only-fans-content-adult-san-antonio-texas/273-5eb61585-f17b-4095-a66d-eb8ac8b5ac09 Yes, plus he pees every morning at exactly the same time so you know he's punctual. That's very important.
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