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According to the Washington Post, the "phantom cat shaver" — a nickname created for the mysterious culprit by British media — has been linked to shaving incidents involving at least 80 pets. Animals have been found with patches of their fur randomly shaved off in the Kent area since last year, per Animals Lost and Found in Kent Ltd.

https://people.com/pets/phantom-cat-shaver-in-england-cutting-cat-fur/?utm_source=join1440&utm_medium=email&utm_placement=newsletter

If the above video is real, that's one of the best things ever on the internet. 

 

edit: It's fake. Still funny as shit.

Edited by crash_davis

Michigan man charged with assault for allegedly hitting clerk on head with frozen fish

https://abcnews.go.com/US/michigan-man-charged-assault-allegedly-hitting-clerk-head/story?id=98383371

"I never thought I'd have to say this, but if you assault someone with a fish in our county you will be prosecuted," Macomb County Prosecutor Peter Lucido said in a statement. "A frozen fish is dangerous if you use it to hit someone on the head."

https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2023/04/03/brevard-man-wields-machete-at-bar-after-karaoke-request-denied-deputies-say/

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 A Brevard County man accused of pulling an 18-inch machete at a bar after being denied another karaoke song was arrested Sunday, according to the sheriff’s office.

Deputies responded to the bar shortly before 2 p.m. Sunday and found Jordan unsteady on his feet with bloodshot and glassy eyes, smelling strongly of alcohol, a probable cause affidavit shows.

Deputies spoke with a person who said Jordan pulled out the machete, which was concealed on his body, after someone denied his request to sing another karaoke song. The woman, afraid for the safety of others, coaxed the suspect into peacefully handing over the machete, the affidavit stated.

https://www.fox43.com/article/news/crime/video-bus-drives-down-embankment-police-chase/521-65e90881-9c40-4ed5-a1d3-b58ccf19edbd

Police claim Saunders was completely nude at the time of his capture. Officers who searched the bus found the carcass of a deer in the back, according to police.

After being arrested, Saunders admitted to police he stole the bus earlier in the day, after crashing a BMW vehicle.

Saunders also said he had taken the vehicle and placed a deceased deer in the back. He told officers he was going to use the deer as fertilizer for his garden.

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Human equivalent?

40 minutes ago, nnm said:

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Human equivalent?

Texas A&M University on Twitter: "Leading the #12thMan at Kyle Field for  the first time together: the 2019-2020 Fightin' Texas Aggie Yell Leaders!  @TAMUyell https://t.co/CshtUJ0v4O" / Twitter

‘Stunning’: James Webb telescope provides new view of Uranus

I'll always be 14

54 minutes ago, Horn_Spanker said:

‘Stunning’: James Webb telescope provides new view of Uranus

I'll always be 14

Me too. 
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In case any of you degenerates are ever up to your waists down a hippo’s throat.

You know who are.

Arnold Schwarzenegger Repairs Pothole in Southern California Neighborhood

A large pothole in the ritzy Brentwood district of Los Angeles is no longer a risk to drivers and cyclists thanks to Arnold Schwarzenegger. On Tuesday, the legendary bodybuilder, actor, and former Governor of California posted a Twitter update with a video clip showing him pouring road asphalt into a pothole that he had reported to the L.A. Department of Public Works three weeks ago, but he got tired of waiting and decided to fill it up himself while wearing wraparound sunglasses and a leather jacket similar to the ones he wore on the "Terminator" film series.

 

According to a report broadcast by NBC 4 Southern California, the pothole may have been a service trench accidentally left open by work crews rerouting natural gas connections.

 

1 hour ago, RPM said:

Arnold Schwarzenegger Repairs Pothole in Southern California Neighborhood

A large pothole in the ritzy Brentwood district of Los Angeles is no longer a risk to drivers and cyclists thanks to Arnold Schwarzenegger. On Tuesday, the legendary bodybuilder, actor, and former Governor of California posted a Twitter update with a video clip showing him pouring road asphalt into a pothole that he had reported to the L.A. Department of Public Works three weeks ago, but he got tired of waiting and decided to fill it up himself while wearing wraparound sunglasses and a leather jacket similar to the ones he wore on the "Terminator" film series.

 

According to a report broadcast by NBC 4 Southern California, the pothole may have been a service trench accidentally left open by work crews rerouting natural gas connections.

 

The pothole turned out to be a service trench that needs to be reopened. 
 

In other words, if the pothole could talk, it might say “I’ll be back.”

https://jalopnik.com/schwarzenegger-patched-service-trench-not-pothole-1850328966

Meh, I like his "fuck this waiting on the city bullshit." If it was a service trench it should have had a temporary metal cover and work signs. Arnold ain't wrong here (and that shitty coldroll asphalt is easy to dig out). Gas company/city/whoever is at fault for leaving an unmarked hazard.

Meh, I like his "fuck this waiting on the city bullshit." If it was a service trench it should have had a temporary metal cover and work signs. Arnold ain't wrong here (and that shitty coldroll asphalt is easy to dig out). Gas company/city/whoever is at fault for leaving an unmarked hazard.

Fuck the city! And to quote another A.S. character, “You dropped us in a meat grinder!”. Because that thing will fuck up anything short of his Hummer driving over it.

James and the Giant Peach cancelled for kindergarteners in Spring Branch. Absolutely positively fuck this Karen with a barbed wire wrapped telephone pole!

3 hours ago, GoPokes83 said:

James and the Giant Peach cancelled for kindergarteners in Spring Branch. Absolutely positively fuck this Karen with a barbed wire wrapped telephone pole!

Twits like her should not be allowed to vote or reproduce.  If she doesn't want her crotch goblin to see it, fine.  To fuck it up for all of the other kids is outrageous.

Twits like her should not be allowed to vote or reproduce.  If she doesn't want her crotch goblin to see it, fine.  To fuck it up for all of the other kids is outrageous.

One of her fondest childhood memories is probably seeing Peter Pan on TV with Sandy Duncan or Mary Lou Retton as Peter, but this is somehow completely different.
On 4/30/2023 at 7:38 AM, GoPokes83 said:

James and the Giant Peach cancelled for kindergarteners in Spring Branch. Absolutely positively fuck this Karen with a barbed wire wrapped telephone pole!

I've seen some stupid takes in my life and this might be in the top 5. Social media was a mistake.

15 hours ago, GoPokes83 said:

Mary Lou Retton as Peter

Her role as Tiny Tim in Frank Cross' production of Scrooge Live! was amazing. 

Teen takes tank to prom with flaming unicycle Darth Vader in front.  Some of people makes an entrance

 

Surly spawn, no doubt.

https://nypost.com/2023/05/07/texas-prankster-sent-students-to-hospital-shut-down-school-after-using-fart-spray/

Prankster sent students to hospital, shut down school after using fart spray

A Texas high school student sent six of his peers to the hospital this week after deploying an intensely putrid “fart spray,” fire officials announced Friday.

The student fessed up to the foul prank after fire officials and hazardous response teams spent three days investigating reports of “a smell of gas” at Caney Creek High School, located roughly 45 miles north of Houston.
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17 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

I am getting rather tired of all the kink shaming in the media these days.

 

 

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