February 11Feb 11 Louisiana woman arrested after Super Bowl reporter found dead in New Orleans area hotel A "career criminal" who hustles men and often drugs them before stealing from them is how police describe the Louisiana woman charged in connection with the death of a Kansas City sports journalist who was covering Super Bowl 59. Adan Manzano, 27, an anchor and sports reporter for Telemundo Kansas City, was found dead Wednesday morning in his room at a Comfort Suites hotel near New Orleans. He was there on assignment for the Spanish language network and Tico Sports. He is survived by a young daughter. His wife, Ashleigh LeeAnn Boyd Manzano, died in a car crash in Topeka, Kansas on April 11, 2024. Police arrested Danette Colbert, 48, of Slidell, Louisiana, on Thursday night in New Orleans after investigators saw video of her leaving Manzano's hotel room early Wednesday morning, Kenner Police Chief Keith Conley said during a press conference Friday. According to authorities, Colbert was using a credit card belonging to Manzano at several shops in the New Orleans area. Colbert was also seen on video at the hotel showing her with Manzano on Wednesday and leaving the room alone later in the morning.
February 11Feb 11 25 minutes ago, HenryJames said: Two Oregon men found dead while searching for Bigfoot What a poorly written headline. The men died while they were searching for Bigfoot; they were found by people searching for them. Edited February 11Feb 11 by NeverMarryAStripper
February 11Feb 11 49 minutes ago, HenryJames said: Two Oregon men found dead while searching for Bigfoot Sounds like they were getting too close to the truth.
February 12Feb 12 Which Surly lawyer is this? Prime rib - serious business Probably his third time in line Edited February 12Feb 12 by Dennis Taylor
February 12Feb 12 23 hours ago, HenryJames said: Two Oregon men found dead while searching for Bigfoot Died from exposure and ill-prepardness...uh huh, that's exactly what sasquatches want us to believe
February 12Feb 12 1 hour ago, Dennis Taylor said: Died from exposure and ill-prepardness...uh huh, that's exactly what sasquatches want us to believe Sasquatch won't hurt you if you don't get too close, or if you follow them into the caves. They're actually only about four feet tall and wearing the furry suit to scare you off. They don't like to be photographed, though, so definitely don't use a flash.
February 13Feb 13 23 hours ago, Tex Long said: Sasquatch won't hurt you if you don't get too close, or if you follow them into the caves. They're actually only about four feet tall and wearing the furry suit to scare you off. They don't like to be photographed, though, so definitely don't use a flash. Aunt Bunny will fuck you up. Goony googoo!
February 14Feb 14 https://www.inforum.com/news/fargo/fargo-man-sits-in-subzero-temperatures-to-locate-stolen-pickup Fucker done fucked around. Gonna likely find out.
February 15Feb 15 https://www.yahoo.com/news/texas-dentist-caught-huffing-while-144459784.html Somebody knows this guy.
February 15Feb 15 A TCU professor was arrested for showing up drunk while on no-booze probation after a DV charge. Will find an article later.
February 19Feb 19 Men accused of attempting to use a cannon to launch meth and tobacco into prison BOOM!
February 19Feb 19 1 hour ago, Bevo&Pevo said: Men accused of attempting to use a cannon to launch meth and tobacco into prison BOOM! I ask you, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, Do these look like the type of men who would concoct such a harebrained scheme?
March 7Mar 7 29 minutes ago, tbone_ said: Why is naked spelled n*ked? Is that a bad word now? Naked is when you don’t have any clothes on. Nekkid is when you don’t have any clothes on and you’re up to no good.
March 8Mar 8 4 hours ago, nnm said: Naked is when you don’t have any clothes on. Nekkid is when you don’t have any clothes on and you’re up to no good. Holy cow ... I said this exact thing almost verbatim to my friend Thomas about two weeks ago, except I said that nekkid is when you don't have good intentions. Deranged minds think alike, I reckon.
March 10Mar 10 https://www.valleynewslive.com/2025/03/10/brewery-selling-crate-with-enough-beer-last-4-years-amid-trump-tariff-turmoil/#
March 10Mar 10 5 hours ago, Parliament said: https://www.valleynewslive.com/2025/03/10/brewery-selling-crate-with-enough-beer-last-4-years-amid-trump-tariff-turmoil/# "Canadian" means a can a day? That's it? A can a day? I don't fucking think so. But thanks, anyway.
March 11Mar 11 9 minutes ago, Tex Long said: What are the odds you'd see the same EMTs three times in a row? My SIL is a paramedic/firefighter. He says the majority of his calls are to repeat customers.
March 12Mar 12 A former border patrol agent pleaded guilty to two civil rights violations on Friday for demanding women expose their breasts to be admitted into the U.S., according to officials. Shane Millan, 53, was a United States Border Patrol agent at Wellesley Island in Jefferson County, New York, tasked with remotely processing immigrants crossing the southern border when he began making the demands. Millan’s role was to sign paperwork allowing immigrants to stay in the U.S. pending court hearings. Millan was charged with 4 counts of deprivation of rights under color of law in August, according to a release. He pleaded guilty to two counts Friday for “willfully (depriving) multiple victims of their constitutional right to be free from unreasonable searches,” according to the U.S. Attorney’s Office. “Millan further admitted that he told these women that his requests were for legitimate searches incident to admission into the United States, but he knew his demands to see the victims’ breasts were for his own gratification,” a release reads. In one instance in August, 2023, Millan falsely told a woman her file noted a chest tattoo and asked her to verify multiple times. When she resisted, he threatened to not sign the document. She then complied, showing her bare breasts “for several more seconds.” The woman’s 1-year-old daughter was present during this interaction. “Welcome to the U.S.A.,” he then told her, according to the plea deal. Recommended shit. beat me to it
March 12Mar 12 I think we need to see these racks before rendering judgement.Also dude will probably just get a pardon.
March 12Mar 12 https://www.nbcnews.com/news/animal-news/man-found-live-turtle-hidden-pants-new-jersey-airport-rcna195942
March 16Mar 16 On 3/10/2025 at 7:30 AM, Parliament said: https://www.valleynewslive.com/2025/03/10/brewery-selling-crate-with-enough-beer-last-4-years-amid-trump-tariff-turmoil/# MoosePiss? Hard pass. I'd rather make prison wine.
March 19Mar 19 Not sure if this is an AI generated joke news article. https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/news-life/white-woman-who-identifies-as-black-plans-to-move-to-africa/news-story/685427e62b2daecf05b02699df2f6205 White woman who ‘identifies as black’ plans to move to Africa A German tanning enthusiast who was born white but identifies as a ‘Black woman’ has shared her plans to “move to Africa” because she “feels a deep connection” to the country and its people. But first, she plans to get more surgery. Martina Big – who goes by the name Malaika – previously sparked controversy when she revealed she uses melanin injections and her at-home tanning bed to change the colour of her skin. The 36-year-old model has faced severe backlash over the years from people claiming she is wearing ‘Blackface’ and say she will “never be Black”, according to Jam Press. Now Malaika, who naturally has very fair skin and blonde hair, is planning to relocate to Africa with her husband, Michael Groß, 38. Before her Soul Woman transformation After her Soul Woman transformation
March 19Mar 19 2 hours ago, crash_davis said: Not sure if this is an AI generated joke news article. https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/news-life/white-woman-who-identifies-as-black-plans-to-move-to-africa/news-story/685427e62b2daecf05b02699df2f6205 White woman who ‘identifies as black’ plans to move to Africa A German tanning enthusiast who was born white but identifies as a ‘Black woman’ has shared her plans to “move to Africa” because she “feels a deep connection” to the country and its people. But first, she plans to get more surgery. Martina Big – who goes by the name Malaika – previously sparked controversy when she revealed she uses melanin injections and her at-home tanning bed to change the colour of her skin. The 36-year-old model has faced severe backlash over the years from people claiming she is wearing ‘Blackface’ and say she will “never be Black”, according to Jam Press. Now Malaika, who naturally has very fair skin and blonde hair, is planning to relocate to Africa with her husband, Michael Groß, 38. Before her Soul Woman transformation After her Soul Woman transformation Been injected with more than just "melanin-enhancers"...
March 27Mar 27 Guy gets popped for DWI, farts on cop, gets slapped with an assault charge. News anchors can't get through the story. https://x.com/RealDonKeith/status/1905230707334484155
April 1Apr 1 Early tailgate supply run? Anyone seen @drifter379? A fake trucking company stole 80,000 pounds of beef from a Bean Station, TN meatpacking plant on Thursday, March 27, worth $350,000. NBC affiliate WBIR10 says officers were called to Southeastern Provisions on Helton Road to speak with the shipping manager of the company. He told police that two customers had not received their shipments. The report says that when Southeastern Provisions contacted the shipping contractor, they found that the shipments had been subcontracted out to "List Trucking Sales". WBIR10 reports that they received no response from the trucking company. "Ahmed Wengy", who was the dispatcher communicating with Southeastern Provisions, was no longer responding to emails. The police report shows that the identification for the drivers of "List Trucking Sales" was not verified when 80,000 pounds of meat were loaded into the trucks. The information that the trucking company provided "appears to be false as their information cannot be verified." WBIR10 says there were two separate loads picked up from Southeastern Provisions, with one going to Kentucky and the other going to Michigan. There have yet to be any arrests.
April 5Apr 5 Was that wrong? Should @HenryJames not have done that? https://liveandletsfly.com/man-flashes-singapore-girl-sia/
April 5Apr 5 https://www.vice.com/en/article/the-first-buttholes-might-have-been-for-sperm-instead-of-poop/
April 6Apr 6 Quote Researchers from the University of Bergen in Norway dug into the genetics of xenacoelomorphs, which are a group of tiny creatures without assholes
April 9Apr 9 Quote About 600 pounds of marijuana scheduled to be destroyed was stolen from a Colorado State Patrol evidence trailer last week, according to the agency. The theft was discovered Friday morning when an evidence technician was conducting a property walkthrough of the Arapahoe County facility, according to a news release from Colorado State Patrol. State patrol officials believe the marijuana was stolen after dark three days earlier on Tuesday, April 1, according to the release. “Security camera system checks and exterior property walkthroughs have been increased to identify security issues faster and ensure evidence integrity,” officials stated in the release. “A comprehensive internal investigation is now underway to determine if established protocols were violated.” There was no active case involving the marijuana and no other evidence was stolen, state patrol officials said in the release.
April 9Apr 9 On 3/19/2025 at 10:51 AM, crash_davis said: Not sure if this is an AI generated joke news article. https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/news-life/white-woman-who-identifies-as-black-plans-to-move-to-africa/news-story/685427e62b2daecf05b02699df2f6205 White woman who ‘identifies as black’ plans to move to Africa A German tanning enthusiast who was born white but identifies as a ‘Black woman’ has shared her plans to “move to Africa” because she “feels a deep connection” to the country and its people. But first, she plans to get more surgery. Martina Big – who goes by the name Malaika – previously sparked controversy when she revealed she uses melanin injections and her at-home tanning bed to change the colour of her skin. The 36-year-old model has faced severe backlash over the years from people claiming she is wearing ‘Blackface’ and say she will “never be Black”, according to Jam Press. Now Malaika, who naturally has very fair skin and blonde hair, is planning to relocate to Africa with her husband, Michael Groß, 38. Before her Soul Woman transformation After her Soul Woman transformation Is that one of Dee’s new characters? Martina Martinez Murtaugh?
April 10Apr 10 On 3/11/2025 at 10:30 AM, nnm said: My SIL is a paramedic/firefighter. He says the majority of his calls are to repeat customers. "Usual Suspects" or "Regular Customer" Fireman friend of mine from Chicago during EMT rotations explained that some use them as a taxi service. No, not making it up. Heart Attack call. Head to the hospital. Get out of the ambulance immediately jump off the gurney and head off in a different direction.
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