November 14Nov 14 36 minutes ago, nnm said: What’s his surly handle? I don't know but can't a guy have a hobby?
November 16Nov 16 https://metro.co.uk/2025/11/09/this-london-landmark-actually-farts-fireworks-set-off-near-24660152/amp/
November 19Nov 19 NOVEMBER 14--A motorist told police that he was busy attempting to urinate into a Budweiser can when he accidentally plowed into another vehicle on a Montana roadway, according to court records. As detailed in a probable cause affidavit, James Howard, 53, was driving his Chevrolet Suburban on a Missoula roadway when he slammed into the rear of a Volkswagen carrying two passengers. A Highway Patrol officer who arrived at the crash scene Thursday evening reported seeing Howard with “a large Budweiser beer can in his right hand, which he moved into the center console.” Howard, cops say, handed over the beer can “when asked and said it contained urine and not beer.” He further explained that he “rear-ended the vehicle because he was attempting to urinate into the beer can while driving.” The Volkswagen’s driver told cops he was at a stop light after exiting Interstate 90 when he “saw lights approaching in his rearview mirror and told his girlfriend to brace for impact.” Howard--who claimed to have consumed only one beer--reportedly smelled of alcohol, his speech was “slow and slurred,” and his pants were wet with urine. “Howard stated that he had ‘more than a couple of DUI’s’ and was not supposed to be driving,” the affidavit notes. “I’m going to jail for a fucking long time,” Howard told cops. A police check of Howard’s driver history showed that his license had been suspended earlier this month, and that he had four prior impaired driving convictions. A post-crash Intoxilyzer test registered his blood alcohol concentration at more than three times the legal limit. Howard was arrested for aggravated DUI, a felony, and reckless driving and driving with a suspended license, both misdemeanors. He is being held in the county jail in lieu of $10,000 bond. (3 pages)
November 19Nov 19 22 minutes ago, Gil Bang said: NOVEMBER 14--A motorist told police that he was busy attempting to urinate into a Budweiser can when he accidentally plowed into another vehicle on a Montana roadway, according to court records. As detailed in a probable cause affidavit, James Howard, 53, was driving his Chevrolet Suburban on a Missoula roadway when he slammed into the rear of a Volkswagen carrying two passengers. A Highway Patrol officer who arrived at the crash scene Thursday evening reported seeing Howard with “a large Budweiser beer can in his right hand, which he moved into the center console.” Howard, cops say, handed over the beer can “when asked and said it contained urine and not beer.” He further explained that he “rear-ended the vehicle because he was attempting to urinate into the beer can while driving.” The Volkswagen’s driver told cops he was at a stop light after exiting Interstate 90 when he “saw lights approaching in his rearview mirror and told his girlfriend to brace for impact.” Howard--who claimed to have consumed only one beer--reportedly smelled of alcohol, his speech was “slow and slurred,” and his pants were wet with urine. “Howard stated that he had ‘more than a couple of DUI’s’ and was not supposed to be driving,” the affidavit notes. “I’m going to jail for a fucking long time,” Howard told cops. A police check of Howard’s driver history showed that his license had been suspended earlier this month, and that he had four prior impaired driving convictions. A post-crash Intoxilyzer test registered his blood alcohol concentration at more than three times the legal limit. Howard was arrested for aggravated DUI, a felony, and reckless driving and driving with a suspended license, both misdemeanors. He is being held in the county jail in lieu of $10,000 bond. (3 pages) I keep an empty mouthwash bottle in a pocket in the door of my truck for pit stops. The bigger opening is critical for the portable urinal. Trying to pee into a can is a rookie move. And DWI pisses me off, pun kind of intended. There is no reason at all to drive impaired in the least in the age of ride sharing.
November 22Nov 22 On 11/18/2025 at 8:26 PM, Gil Bang said: NOVEMBER 14--A motorist told police that he was busy attempting to urinate into a Budweiser can when he accidentally plowed into another vehicle on a Montana roadway, according to court records. As detailed in a probable cause affidavit, James Howard, 53, was driving his Chevrolet Suburban on a Missoula roadway when he slammed into the rear of a Volkswagen carrying two passengers. A Highway Patrol officer who arrived at the crash scene Thursday evening reported seeing Howard with “a large Budweiser beer can in his right hand, which he moved into the center console.” Howard, cops say, handed over the beer can “when asked and said it contained urine and not beer.” He further explained that he “rear-ended the vehicle because he was attempting to urinate into the beer can while driving.” The Volkswagen’s driver told cops he was at a stop light after exiting Interstate 90 when he “saw lights approaching in his rearview mirror and told his girlfriend to brace for impact.” Howard--who claimed to have consumed only one beer--reportedly smelled of alcohol, his speech was “slow and slurred,” and his pants were wet with urine. “Howard stated that he had ‘more than a couple of DUI’s’ and was not supposed to be driving,” the affidavit notes. “I’m going to jail for a fucking long time,” Howard told cops. A police check of Howard’s driver history showed that his license had been suspended earlier this month, and that he had four prior impaired driving convictions. A post-crash Intoxilyzer test registered his blood alcohol concentration at more than three times the legal limit. Howard was arrested for aggravated DUI, a felony, and reckless driving and driving with a suspended license, both misdemeanors. He is being held in the county jail in lieu of $10,000 bond. (3 pages)
November 22Nov 22 https://www.cleveland19.com/2025/11/21/man-accused-flashing-genitals-drivers-interstate-said-he-needed-excitement-his-life-deputies-say/ Quote A Johnson County Sheriff’s deputy said Ary admitted to the offense and said that he was “fulfilling an ‘excitement’ that was currently missing in his ‘blah’ life.”
November 23Nov 23 9 hours ago, SurlyBDR said: https://www.cleveland19.com/2025/11/21/man-accused-flashing-genitals-drivers-interstate-said-he-needed-excitement-his-life-deputies-say/ I mean, he does look like he could use a pick-me-up.
November 23Nov 23 On 11/18/2025 at 8:26 PM, Gil Bang said: NOVEMBER 14--A motorist told police that he was busy attempting to urinate into a Budweiser can when he accidentally plowed into another vehicle on a Montana roadway, according to court records. As detailed in a probable cause affidavit, James Howard, 53, was driving his Chevrolet Suburban on a Missoula roadway when he slammed into the rear of a Volkswagen carrying two passengers. A Highway Patrol officer who arrived at the crash scene Thursday evening reported seeing Howard with “a large Budweiser beer can in his right hand, which he moved into the center console.” Howard, cops say, handed over the beer can “when asked and said it contained urine and not beer.” He further explained that he “rear-ended the vehicle because he was attempting to urinate into the beer can while driving.” The Volkswagen’s driver told cops he was at a stop light after exiting Interstate 90 when he “saw lights approaching in his rearview mirror and told his girlfriend to brace for impact.” Howard--who claimed to have consumed only one beer--reportedly smelled of alcohol, his speech was “slow and slurred,” and his pants were wet with urine. “Howard stated that he had ‘more than a couple of DUI’s’ and was not supposed to be driving,” the affidavit notes. “I’m going to jail for a fucking long time,” Howard told cops. A police check of Howard’s driver history showed that his license had been suspended earlier this month, and that he had four prior impaired driving convictions. A post-crash Intoxilyzer test registered his blood alcohol concentration at more than three times the legal limit. Howard was arrested for aggravated DUI, a felony, and reckless driving and driving with a suspended license, both misdemeanors. He is being held in the county jail in lieu of $10,000 bond. (3 pages)
November 25Nov 25 BANGKOK (AP) — A woman in Thailand shocked temple staff when she started moving in her coffin after being brought in for cremation. Wat Rat Prakhong Tham, a Buddhist temple in the province of Nonthaburi on the outskirts of Bangkok, posted a video on its Facebook page, showing a woman lying in a white coffin in the back of a pick-up truck, slightly moving her arms and head, leaving temple staff bewildered. Pairat Soodthoop, the temple’s general and financial affairs manager, told The Associated Press on Monday that the 65-year-old woman’s brother drove her from the province of Phitsanulok to be cremated. He said they heard a faint knock coming from the coffin. “I was a bit surprised, so I asked them to open the coffin, and everyone was startled,” he said. “I saw her opening her eyes slightly and knocking on the side of the coffin. She must have been knocking for quite some time.” According to Pairat, the brother said his sister had been bedridden for about two years, when her health deteriorated and she became unresponsive, appearing to stop breathing two days ago. The brother then placed her in a coffin and made the 500-kilometer (300-mile) journey to a hospital in Bangkok, to which the woman had previously expressed a wish to donate her organs. The hospital refused to accept the brother’s offer as he didn’t have an official death certificate, Pairat said. His temple offers a free cremation service, which is why the brother approached them on Sunday, but was also refused due to the missing document. The temple manager said that while he was explaining how to get a death certificate when they heard the knocking. They then assessed her and sent her to a nearby hospital. The abbot said the temple would cover her medical expenses, according to Pairat.
November 28Nov 28 I often walk long empty hallways at work. The echo fart is incredibly satisfying to the soul.
December 3Dec 3 Quote One Virginia liquor store had an unusual patron this weekend -- an inebriated raccoon found passed out in the bathroom. According to the Hanover County Animal Protection and Shelter, authorities found the "masked bandit" collapsed in the bathroom of the Ashland ABC Store Saturday morning, where the furry burglar had ransacked shelves and drank multiple types of alcohol. In a social media post, officials said they took the "very intoxicated" raccoon back to the shelter to sober up before releasing him back into the wild. "After a few hours of sleep and zero signs of injury (other than maybe a hangover and poor life choices), he was safely released back to the wild, hopefully having learned that breaking and entering is not the answer," the Facebook post read.
December 3Dec 3 On 11/29/2025 at 4:26 PM, nnm said: every time i see those fucking gigantic HK towers i just think what a horror show it is. fuck being stuck on the 185th floor amongst 6000 residents
December 3Dec 3 Obviously they have not smelled my son's farts. He is truly nasty. OTOH, I don't recall the last time I heard my daughter farted. Edited December 3Dec 3 by Superhero
December 6Dec 6 News stories that remind you of the CR. https://www.independent.co.uk/news/health/farts-alzheimers-health-benefits-b2878834.html
December 6Dec 6 On 12/3/2025 at 4:40 PM, Superhero said: Obviously they have not smelled my son's farts. He is truly nasty. OTOH, I don't recall the last time I heard my daughter farted. That's because she always blames them on your son And your son probably takes credit for the good ones
December 7Dec 7 https://local12.com/news/nation-world/popeyes-xanax-crashed-crash-multiple-crashes-car-driver-driving-dui-drugs-pills-drug-ordered-fast-food-restaurant-eat-eating-ate-suspect-arrest-arrested-chase-chicken-avoid-investigation-search-found-discovered-hit-run Quote DULUTH, Ga. (WKRC) - A driver who was high on Xanax allegedly caused multiple car crashes, then watched police investigate the scene as he ate a meal inside a nearby Popeyes. Officers with the Duluth Police Department received a call at 4:45 p.m. on Wednesday regarding a beige Volvo that was driving on the wrong side of the road and caused multiple crashes, according to local outlet WSB. The vehicle allegedly clipped a car, crashed into another, and forced someone off the road in an attempt to avoid a different head-on collision before he stopped.
December 13Dec 13 On 12/6/2025 at 8:03 AM, Parliament said: News stories that remind you of the CR. https://www.independent.co.uk/news/health/farts-alzheimers-health-benefits-b2878834.html I like this iteration of the headline better. More apropos of Surly.
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