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Been on for a few years. I enjoy it when under the influence

based on how that dude eats; diabetus should end the show pretty quick

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

One presumes it's not a salad-focused program.

To be fair, I've never heard anyone utter "Fuck, that's delicious" about a salad.

Never heard of it, but I am guessing it is about gravy or mayonnaise.

2 minutes ago, woohorn said:

Never heard of it, but I am guessing it is about gravy or mayonnaise.

It isn't 

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Action is awesome. and he’s not a dumbass when it comes to food...he was an acclaimed flame chef before he went into music.

“music”...

Yeah, I would trade places with those guys in a heartbeat when it comes to eating.

Action is an OG. My kid bought me his cookbook. I don't think I've made anything in it but the recipes are definitely written in surly fashion. 

He could fuck with the steelshank thread. 

Episodes are on vice but the youtube channel has quite a bit of content as well

 

More of a fan of the Untitled Action Bronson Show (I'd recommend the one with Dua Lipa (for obvious reasons)) but they're both good. 

This is probably the stupidest 40 mins you'll ever watch but also pretty damn funny if you're high/drunk and/or bored

 

2 hours ago, Liquor and Poker said:

To be fair, I've never heard anyone utter "Fuck, that's delicious" about a salad.

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The episode where he's eating in the parking lot of Lugers was hilarious

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Great show. Best under the influence bc you feel like you're just there chillin' with the homies talkin' shit. Bronson and Mayhem seem cool as hell but I could do without Alchemist and Body. Those dudes are just along for the ride. And of course Alchemist would rather be eating McDonald's every night than the fine dining they try to put him on.

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Alchemist is a simpleton but he knows it. he’s okay.

Body sucks...loudmouth fucktard thug who constantly wants to remind you he’s been to prison. he doesn’t deserve what he’s being plated.

On 12/10/2018 at 2:27 PM, Liquor and Poker said:

To be fair, I've never heard anyone utter "Fuck, that's delicious" about a salad.

I said “fuck, that’s delicious” about your mom’s salad last night.  when I was eating her ass. 

18 hours ago, futureman said:

I said “fuck, that’s delicious” about your mom’s salad last night.  when I was eating her ass. 

Well, since she's in her 80s, that says a lot more about you than her.

14 minutes ago, Liquor and Poker said:

Well, since she's in her 80s, that says a lot more about you than her.

Good for your mom. Getting your ass eaten at 80 has to be rare.

3 minutes ago, SimonBolivar said:

Good for your mom. Getting your ass eaten at 80 has to be rare.

Agreed.

54 minutes ago, SimonBolivar said:

Good for your mom. Getting your ass eaten at 80 has to be rare.

guess what I’m giving her for her 90th birthday

9 minutes ago, futureman said:

guess what I’m giving her for her 90th birthday

Salad dressing?

11 minutes ago, futureman said:

guess what I’m giving her for her 90th birthday

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On 12/10/2018 at 2:12 PM, Sbbruin said:

That's a nice mu mu he's wearing.

I heard an interview with him and he said he always buys the same type of gym shorts, then takes scissors and "cuts the dick out" for more comfort and mobility

Good for your mom. Getting your ass eaten at 80 has to be rare.


Your mom and grandma don’t think so.
57 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:

 


Your mom and grandma don’t think so.

 

My mom isnt 80 yet. Or is she the one eating 80 year old ass? And is it her mom's ass? I'm so confused.

Now I’m butt naked in a Lamborghini, and these muthafuckers can’t see me.

On 12/12/2018 at 4:31 PM, futureman said:

guess what I’m giving her for her 90th birthday

Scrambled eggs?

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this thread has ironically devolved into the typical dialogue for this show.

kudos, gents...

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