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It adresss that

Craig James Killed 5 hookers while at SMU

21 minutes ago, bmbmd said:

Good read, but doesn't say enough about CJK5H.

 

https://sports.yahoo.com/downfall-craig-james-create-karma-021520234.html

"In the wake of negative headlines from the Leach drama and the untrue claims about James killing prostitutes that still exist in his Google profile, James theorized to Texas Monthly that there’s “a group of people who would like to see me come down.” He added: “They don’t like that I’ve been a dad and I’ve been there for my kids. They don’t like that I’ve been in the spotlight but haven’t stumbled.”

Liked him when he was at SMU...then again, I was 12 and didn’t know shit.  The older I get, the more idiotic his existance appears to be. 

I think that maybe they don’t like that you’re an entitled asshole and that you raised more entitled assholes. 

He makes ass smell good.  He is a cheater, a homophobe, an idiot and he killed 5 hookers while at SMU.

He is a legend at stratford H.S.

I fuckin' HATE stratford H.S.

35 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

CJK5H

Needs to be on a bumper sticker.

How this man still had a job after killing 5 hookers is even more impressive 

16 minutes ago, slorch said:

Liked him when he was at SMU...then again, I was 12 and didn’t know shit.  The older I get, the more idiotic his existance appears to be. 

I didn't, because we all already knew how much SMU boosters paid him and Eric Dickerson to become amateur football players for their school.  FCJ.

 

 

3 minutes ago, utee94 said:

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Goddamn is this real hahahahhahaha 

They gave Eric Dickerson a gold smokey & the bandit model trans am.

They gave Craig James a yellow Ted Bundy model Volkswagen bug.

This article, CJK5H. 

Wikipedia page, CJK5H. 

Google profile, CJK5H. 

No matter what James ever says publicly, you know it will grate at him until the day he dies that no profile of him will ever be written again without mentioning this rumor.  It's outstanding and deserved. 

6 minutes ago, ADHD said:

They gave Eric Dickerson a gold smokey & the bandit model trans am.

They gave Craig James a yellow Ted Bundy model Volkswagen bug.

Stratford was a country club school in those days. He was driving something better than Dickerson got from aggy when he turned 16. 

Well merry Christmas to me.

Of course he graduated from the seminary.

CJK5H

14 minutes ago, ADHD said:

They gave Eric Dickerson a gold smokey & the bandit model trans am.

They gave Craig James a yellow Ted Bundy model Volkswagen bug.

A&M gave Dickerson the gold Trans Am.  Which he then drove whilst "playing school" at SMU.

SMU gave them each much, much more than that.

14 minutes ago, ADHD said:

They gave Eric Dickerson a gold smokey & the bandit model trans am.

They gave Craig James a yellow Ted Bundy model Volkswagen bug.

If I'm not mistaken, aggy gave him the TA and then he split to SMU with it.

Poor aggy....

18 minutes ago, utee94 said:

I didn't, because we all already knew how much SMU boosters paid him and Eric Dickerson to become amateur football players for their school.  FCJ.

 

 

Actually the “how much” question on ED was a well kept secret until that 30for30 came out and he was shooting his mouth off about how he’d never tell. ED is as stupid as CJ

38 minutes ago, Born Burnt said:

"…beloved by himself ESPN analyst Kirk Herbstreit."

fixed

I like to see assholes get their comeuppance. This article warmed the cockles of my evil heart.

Fuck Craig James.

CJK5H

7 minutes ago, hpslugga said:

Actually the “how much” question on ED was a well kept secret until that 30for30 came out and he was shooting his mouth off about how he’d never tell. ED is as stupid as CJ

Well it was like the Cam Newton payoff-- with Cam, we knew that the LOSING bid was $180,000.  Similarly, we knew how much ED and CJK5 were passing on, from other schools.

And I certainly agree that ED is as stupid as CJK5H, no disagreement there.

Edited by utee94

That was a very satisfying read. It is beyond awesome that CJK5H has been incorporated into mainstream vernacular - the parlance of our times.

4 minutes ago, utee94 said:

Well it was like the Cam Newton payoff-- with Cam, we knew that the LOSING bid was $180,000.  Similarly, we knew how much ED and CJK5 were passing on, from other schools.

And I certainly agree that ED is as stupid as CJK5H, no disagreement there.

It was actually considerably more than Cam, all told.

Just now, hpslugga said:

It was actually considerably more than Cam, all told.

Oh you better believe it.  You and I have "alignment" on this. :)

I love when dipshit human beings think they can be totally awful to everyone, but it's ok so long as they constantly parrot empty catchphrases like "To God be the glory".  You know, so they can have the Christian force field around them. 

 

54 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Needs to be on a bumper sticker.

I would most definitely buy one.  He should have gone Boz and ran these stickers hisself... but that’d cut into his time for killing hookers.

Wow Craig James killed 5 hookers while at SMU!

?

Everyone knew he was always a piece of shit

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“He was Herbie before Herbie,” said James’ old ESPN colleague, NBC’s Mike Tirico, referencing beloved ESPN analyst Kirk Herbstreit.

 

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"there’s a group of people who would like to see me come down.” He added: “They don’t like that I’ve been a dad and I’ve been there for my kids. They don’t like that I’ve been in the spotlight but haven’t stumbled.”

Yeah. That's it. Everyone hates you because you're nice to your kids. What a dipshit.

1 hour ago, slorch said:

Liked him when he was at SMU...then again, I was 12 and didn’t know shit. 

You wouldn’t have liked him if you were a hooker. 

1 hour ago, Born Burnt said:

"…beloved ESPN analyst Kirk Herbstreit."

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I stopped reading at that sentence. I’ll resume after a cooling-off period. 

"Friends help you move.  Good friends help you move bodies."

--- CJ(K5H)

48 minutes ago, Player said:

That was a very satisfying read. It is beyond awesome that CJK5H has been incorporated into mainstream vernacular - the parlance of our times.

Somewhere Mike Leach is smiling.

Aside from the whole hooker tragedy, the Mike Leach saga and his Senate run showed that Craig James just has a slimy personality that nobody really seems to like.  Sort of like his former primary opponent Ted Cruz.  #nocloakroom

Craig James tried to ruin a man's life over a petty squabble.  Fuck him.

Fuck him.

One trivial question about the article:

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These days, the most notable part of James’ broadcast repertory is his complete absence from the airwaves. James’ last television gig came in August 2013, a one-episode stint on an obscure Fox Sports Southwest show that ended in a controversial firing. As his prominence has faded from both screen and memory, a complicated question looms: Whatever happened to Craig James?

Should that not read "What ever happened to Craig James?" instead of "whatever"?

What a pleasant break in the ongoing sludge of news this article was.

10 minutes ago, The Golden Hat said:

Fuck him.

One trivial question about the article:

Should that not read "What ever happened to Craig James?" instead of "whatever"?

It should have read "Whatever happens to CJK5H we could care less"

1 hour ago, irishtexan said:

"there’s a group of people who would like to see me come down.” He added

So Craig, between being permanently ostracized from a once promising broadcasting career and losing one of the least successful senate campaigns in the history of the state, at what point would you consider you've been "brought down?" 

Edited by Bill Lumbergh

1 hour ago, SHOOTER12 said:

If I'm not mistaken, aggy gave him the TA and then he split to SMU with it.

Poor aggy....

aggy isn't good at football or at cheating. 

And he actually didn't get the chance to drive it in HP as a vengeful aggy soon thereafter destroyed the car. 

So they likely paid for the car (ED of course denies that), got a verbal from him, watched him sign with SMU, and then destroyed the car they bought. 

It's the most aggy story imaginable. 

Craig James killed 5 hookers, well at least 5 that we know about...

12 minutes ago, ztejas said:

aggy isn't good at football or at cheating. 

And he actually didn't get the chance to drive it in HP as a vengeful aggy soon thereafter destroyed the car. 

So they likely paid for the car (ED of course denies that), got a verbal from him, watched him sign with SMU, and then destroyed the car they bought. 

It's the most aggy story imaginable. 

Yeah, aggy never cheat,lie,or stealor.. something something something

Question though, did the car really get destroyed? I hadn't heard that.

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