Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Surly Horns

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.

Featured Replies

2 hours ago, woohorn said:

He is a legend at stratford H.S.

I fuckin' HATE stratford H.S.

 

2 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Stratford was a country club school in those days. He was driving something better than Dickerson got from aggy when he turned 16. 

Stratford has much greater legends than Craig James, and I'm pretty old to be defending my high school, but fuck you. I'm guessing we kicked your school's ass in a playoff game, or something. Who cares?

As for James being at a "country club school," there were a lot of rich kids in his class, but a lot of working class people, too. If I remember correctly, he was living with his mom and his parents were divorced, or at least estranged. He magically ended up with a brand new Cutlass or Regal with T-tops his sr. year. Maybe he needed the extra room for hauling hooker bodies around. How are you going to get even a single dead hooker into a Trans Am?

16 minutes ago, Bill Lumbergh said:

So Craig, between being permanently ostracized from a once promising broadcasting career and losing one of the least successful senate campaigns in the history of the state, at what point would you consider you've been "brought down?" 

When a TPS sheet no longer covers it.  He didn’t get the memo...

4 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Yeah, aggy never cheat,lie,or stealor.. something something something

Question though, did the car really get destroyed? I hadn't heard that.

Actually I think the story I read got it wrong. Another clipping says he drove it for 3/4 of his years at SMU - maybe it happened while he was there?

Regardless, this is fucking amazing:

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/1903763

2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Actually I think the story I read got it wrong. Another clipping says he drove it for 3/4 of his years at SMU - maybe it happened while he was there?

Regardless, this is fucking amazing:

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/1903763

Allsome...

Quote

In the wake of negative headlines from the Leach drama and the untrue claims about James killing prostitutes that still exist in his Google profile, James theorized to Texas Monthly that there’s “a group of people who would like to see me come down.” 

Theorized? Does anyone know this group of people?

The group of people that are saying that Craig James killed 5 hookers while at SMU 

AlarmingEmptyFlyinglemur-max-1mb.gif

1 minute ago, Doze said:

Theorized? Does anyone know this group of people?

The group of people that are saying that Craig James killed 5 hookers while at SMU 

 

Can you imagine creating a meme like this and watching it grow to the point where it becomes folklore?

And by meme, I mean the likely event that CJK5H.

2 hours ago, utee94 said:

A&M gave Dickerson the gold Trans Am.  Which he then drove whilst "playing school" at SMU.

SMU gave them each much, much more than that.

And according to the  ESPN 30/30 "Pony Excess" documentary, the aggy boosters and administration  were so pissed how Dickerson bait and switched on them they were just about to file a complaint with the NCAA when one of the aggy  boosters involved  reminded them about who paid for the car, they back tracked and didn't go through with it.  So dang aggy.

SMU football  was a white collar criminal enterprise during the era.  I'm still piss till this day Ou Sucks got a slap on the hand compared to SMU for the crap that went on at that shithole during the 80's.  And to this day when they've been caught (Rhett Bomar), they still get slaps on the hand.  

 

 

Edited by Nueces River Rat

2 minutes ago, Nueces River Rat said:

SMU football  was a white collar criminal enterprise during the era.  I'm still piss till this day Ou Sucks got a slap on the hand compared to SMU for the crap that went on at that shithole during the 80's.

Criminal? No. Criminal is what Switzer let happen in the 80s. SMU beat the SWC at its game and got fucked for it. The ncaa still destroys us any chance they can get. It's a good season if we go 6-6 now. 

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

Criminal? No. Criminal is what Switzer let happen in the 80s. SMU beat the SWC at its game and got fucked for it. The ncaa still destroys us any chance they can get. It's a good season if we go 6-6 now. 

No doubt.  Screw'em both! 

26 minutes ago, 1leggedduck said:

How are you going to get even a single dead hooker into a Trans Am?

In the ash tray, of course.

india_pyre.jpg

Reading James's explanation as to why people hate him was incredible.

Think about this.  Somewhere out there is a guy who's killed four hookers.  And he's a better man than Craig James.

However far he has fallen, it still isn't far enough. 

It’s unfortunate that the article focuses on Craig James hardships, which are minor bumps on what many would consider an otherwise rather fortuitous life, when there are at least five grieving families out there of his victims.

1 hour ago, F250 said:

Craig James killed 5 hookers, well at least 5 that we know about...

All he has to do is prove that it didn’t happen.  I have seen no attempt.

1 hour ago, ztejas said:

It should have read "Whatever happens to CJK5H we could care less"

Shouldn't that be "could not care less", otherwise you care a ton.

“He was Herbie before Herbie,” said James’ old ESPN colleague, NBC’s Mike Tirico, referencing beloved ESPN analyst Kirk Herbstreit.

KHK5H?

My only hope is that Herbie has a kid that wants to play ball at Wazzu 

8 minutes ago, Post Oak said:

My only hope is that Herbie has a kid that wants to play ball at Wazzu 

giphy.gif

 

 

30 minutes ago, elfenix said:

KHK5H?

For the record, Kirk Herbstreit did NOT kill five hookers. But he did nick the census man.

My very first Shaggy profile pic.  I can't remember where I have it saved, but I can still find the pic I originally uploaded to the internet by  searching "craig james idiot."

 

craigjames.jpg

5 hours ago, woohorn said:

He is a legend at stratford H.S.

I fuckin' HATE stratford H.S.

My son is at Stratford now and he wouldn't know Craig James from a dead hooker

In terms of destroying his career, going after Mike Leach is what did it. A lot of people saw it for what it was, and he's now the equivalent of Booster.

anigif_enhanced-26730-1449593537-6.gif

Craig James is such a sleaze that Ted Cruz looked likable by comparison.  Let that sink in.

2 hours ago, ztejas said:

Criminal? No. Criminal is what Switzer let happen in the 80s. SMU beat the SWC at its game and got fucked for it. The ncaa still destroys us any chance they can get. It's a good season if we go 6-6 now. 

For reference.

Sports_Illustrated_702488_19890227-001-7

10 minutes ago, Doze said:

For reference.

Sports_Illustrated_702488_19890227-001-7

Troof. Girl I dated for a while did her grad work at OU in that era. She said when she hit campus, the first thing she was told was NEVER go into the athletic dorm. EVER. Don't let anyone talk you into going in there for any reason. "You don't get out until you put out."

6 hours ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Yeah, aggy never cheat,lie,or stealor.. something something something

Question though, did the car really get destroyed? I hadn't heard that.

Photo evidence: 

i006436.jpg

8 hours ago, ADHD said:

They gave Eric Dickerson a gold smokey & the bandit model trans am.

 

A&M gave him that.  

7 hours ago, bernorange said:

Craig James tried to ruin a man's life over a petty squabble.  Fuck him.

Well, he succeeded. His.

3 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

My son is at Stratford now and he wouldn't know Craig James from a dead hooker

That's an easy distinction. One is cold, lifeless, with no signs of brain activity, and enshrouded by the stench of decay. The other one used to have sex for money.

25 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

Photo evidence: 

i006436.jpg

Relax, all right? My old man is a television repairman, he's got this ultimate set of tools. I can fix it.

Just now, DeadArmadillo said:

All of these people are dead.  Five because of Craig James:

Image result for brothel line up

Little discussed, but Craig James killed five male prostitutes.

Craig is a total cunt who lacks self-awareness.  Unbelievable.  Can’t believe he didn’t attend Baylor since he killed 5 hookers.

Amazing that he has such a staunch opinion on homosexuality when his half-brother is gay as a three dollar bill. 

1 hour ago, Fondren & Main said:

Craig is a total cunt who lacks self-awareness.  Unbelievable.  Can’t believe he didn’t attend Baylor since he killed 5 hookers.

He didn't kill five teammates.

FYI, regarding the fact that CJK5h.

I think it is true that Craig James Killed Five Hookers.

I have heard and seen it stated unequivocally that Craig James Killed Five Hookers.

Further, it has never been denied by him that Craig James Killed Five Hookers.

There are literally - and I mean literally - thousands of statements that Craig James Killed Five Hookers.to be found on the internets.

That Craig James Killed Five Hookers may be inaccurate. It may have been four, so saying Craig James Killed Five Hookers would be an overstatement. It may have been five, in which case the statement that Craig James Killed Five Hookers would be an understatement. It may well be true that not all of the hookers perished, as well as that there were not at least five hookers or even more hookers involved.

The telling fact is that CRAIG JAMES HAS NEVER DENIED THAT CRAIG JAMES KILLED FIVE HOOKERS.

 

C   Y   G   K   L  Y

O   J   K   D   Z   M

B   N   K   X   S   7

8   A   P   5   W   P

Q   V   9   I   H    3

 

tenor.gif?itemid=6219070

12 hours ago, ztejas said:

Actually I think the story I read got it wrong. Another clipping says he drove it for 3/4 of his years at SMU - maybe it happened while he was there?

Regardless, this is fucking amazing:

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/1903763

He sold it to one of his teammates before he left SMU.  

12 hours ago, ztejas said:

Criminal? No. Criminal is what Switzer let happen in the 80s. SMU beat the SWC at its game and got fucked for it. The ncaa still destroys us any chance they can get. It's a good season if we go 6-6 now. 

You're a pony? My man.

14 hours ago, South Austin said:

Aside from the whole hooker tragedy, the Mike Leach saga and his Senate run showed that Craig James just has a slimy personality that nobody really seems to like.  Sort of like his former primary opponent Ted Cruz.  #nocloakroom

The most damning thing I can say about Craig James is that he makes me more appreciative of Ted Cruz. 

The only thing I wish for James is that he somehow be forced to become a towel boy for Washington St. 

Herbstreit is beloved in all of your shittier cesspools.  

 

Anyway, Remember the 5.

Craig James killed 5 hookers while at SMU. 

Craig James and Kirk Herbstreit killed 3 Basque housekeepers at the Elko Best Western.

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.